What did this guy get out of fighting in the civil war, ww1, ww2 and Vietnam war?

What did this guy get out of fighting in the civil war, ww1, ww2 and Vietnam war?

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killing limeys, killing krauts, killing krauts, killing gooks.

Nothing, he doesn't remember any of it.

He's supposed to literally like to kill with an uncontrollable rage

An erection

But he did fight. You literally see him fighting in one of the films.

Experience and a lot of gay sex

What did he get out of fighting for state rights?

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If you're basically immortal and enjoy violence, fighting in a war would be like playing the ultimate VR video game

Nothing, it was a stupid intro in a awful movie. Wolverine never fought in the American Civil War or the 'Nam in the comics.

How did Wolverine get stuff like passports and driving licenses?

After living so long, only killing makes him feel alive.

Good morning!!!

For him, it's all like playing Call of Duty.

Support his current country? Its not like you could avoid getting drafted back then, hell most people considered it a great thing to do instead of being a pussy trying to avoid the draft

He got the opportunity to hone his combat skills in real battles without and real risk of death (due to his healing factor). He knew there were other mutants out there and he needed to stay sharp just in case

Since he was invincible why didn't he just walk into Berlin and kill Hitler as nobody could have stopped him

PTSD so severe that happened

killing limeys in the american civil war

So he could be in the most hilarious opening titles of all time

If Hitler knew that an unstoppable killing machine was making a beeline for his bunker, he would be evacuated to a secret safehouse months in advance

He's invincible. It was fun for him and his brother, and they probably didn't have much else to do anyway.

protagonist is Civil War vet

they fought for the North

I’ve never seen it the other way around.

John Carter nigga

Outlaw Josey Wales
Birth of a Nation
Hateful Eight
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (kinda)

Call of Juarez video game and there's one John Wayne movie I know where his character mentions fighting for the confederacy

Until he met his pal Chucky X, all he knew how to do was fight and have bareback anal sex with other soldiers on the battlefield.

Because Hitler was a mind controlling mutant and would of brain washed him

John Wayne movie I know where his character mentions fighting for the confederacy

The Searchers, probably. I wouldn't be surprised if there's multiple John Wayne characters who fought in the Confederacy though lol

That is perfect English. Cope.

He's not saying you made a typo. He's saying that you misread OP.

WHAT did this guy get out of fighting in the civil war, ww1, ww2 and Vietnam war?

You clearly misread it as

HOW did this guy get out of fighting in the civil war, ww1, ww2 and Vietnam war?

Logan is from Canada, it makes way more sense he'd end up living in the North

Some men were born to kill

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le comic autist has arrived

kill yourself

why would he need that, they cant arrest nor kill him

Sabertooth likely dragged him into each of these conflicts for shits n giggles. Wolverine doesn't seem like he'd give a shit unless directly goaded into something.

He needed a job and wasnt good at anything else other than fighting and killing. Its as simple as that.

Logan is a loner that stuck to working blue collar jobs in rural areas before he joined the X Men, you don't really need those kind of documents for that

Hang yourself, Trump's bootlicker.

He farmed tons of skrubz and got the best KDA of all time.

Hateful Eight

Samuel Jackson’s character is the protagonist and he fought for the North

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Not even remotely

brings up orange man for no reason

He got to kill racists and nazis, what more could a man want?

What a retarded character
No wonder four eyes bullies him all the time

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The Southern States were the most Anglo and the most opposed to Irish, Italian, German immigration (most of whom lived in the North). Even now the South is pretty much just Anglos and their (now free) slaves.

Too much pain though. And you would get found out eventually and become a guinea pig, which is pretty much what happened if I recall.

t. american education

the south was way more french than british at the time, literally every governor in mississippi or louisiana had roots in the pre-american french aristocracy up until the 19th century, and the entire yokel accent of the south sprung from french speaking people now having to adapt to english.

italian new jersey has more anglo blood than alabama

What did anyone get out of fighting in those wars?

There is no one "protagonist" of Hateful Eight. The three equally central heroic characters are Sam Jackson, Kurt Russell, and Walton Goggins, and Goggins's character was a Confederate. And while none of the GBU protagonists are actual Confederates, the Union is depicted as being somewhat evil since Angel Eyes is leading them. So it's less about the Confederacy being protagonistic and more about the Union being antagonistic

it was a stupid intro in a awful movie

its the best part of the movie tranny lol

Employment. Simple as.

That it could be, but it is still factually wrong therefore stupid.

being a pussy trying to avoid the draft

im not dying for israel nigger

god your annoying

Learn to write English, pajeet.

Yank post

Dude, it's okay to just say "oops, I misunderstood and read it as the revolutionary war".

Logan doesnt strike me as the type that wanted niggers to spread to other states. Imagine how fucked we would be today if slavery was legal in every state. Nigger farms everywhere, bred on an industrial scale.

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I assumed he mistook it for the English Civil War

He was a conscientious objector.

What made him not want to do desert storm?

Wouldnt he have a wicked pension or whatever? Idk how life works

ACW

Enlisting in the Union army got you $300 and then $13 a month. A "suicidal" charge into combat would then allow them to slip away and collect another enlistment bonus in another county/state.

WWI

Get to visit Europe for free

WWII

Get to kill Japs and take their swords

Vietnam

Get to pound Vietnamese pussy between missions

The movie was set before Desert Storm and then he had his memories erased.

what did he get out of X-23?

I can’t even imagine being as retarded as you. It must make life interesting.

Jews hate them but also benefit from their existence lol. Mustache Man should've just nuked them both.

he didn't fight, he sprayed for the marines.

All men are born to kill. It's how we got here.

He did shoot first, by the reports I've seen.

back then

>being a pussy trying to avoid the draft

im not dying for israel nigger

Based. Glowpussies have been shilling jewkraine for 3 years, but haven't fought themselves.
Go there and fight right now cowardly glowfaggots.
Go touch a battlefield glowincel

Based. Fuck orcs and foreign invaders

(((who))) owned the plantations?

I don't have any qui GIFs left. Else your based post deserves one. Fuck hook noses

im drunk tranny lol

>Vietnam

what would wolverine think about Trump wanting to annex canada

this an excuse to kill while being called a hero for it. Like the Comedian from Watchmen

What did this guy get out of fighting in the civil war, ww1, ww2

Because hes a hero and always fighting the bad guys :)

If you could fight in wars without the risk of dying, wouldn't you?