When did you grow out of your Prequel-hate phase?

When did you grow out of your Prequel-hate phase?

laughter means hate

You are a fucking retard.

That is bad.
Looks like a video game cutscene.

We get it you like Stur Wurs and you're a man child. Grow the fuck up

shartyniggers are Indians

Color me shocked.

laughter means hate

Yes. In some context, laughter can mean hate.

Ironically, sequelfags never laugh. They only seethe and cry.

Prequel apologists are cringe

Just dropped in to point out you guys have to frame every prequel thread as the movies not being bad and you're still seething about friend simulator videos that came out 15 years ago. If the movies were actually good you would have moved on by now and the eceleb videos wouldn't have got so much traction that they still live rent-free after a decade and a half.

Cry, seethe, ignore the fact you feel the need to continuously defend them instead of enjoying them. Just remember that you're low IQ for taking Star Wars this seriously in the first place.

Do with this information what you will.

Good thing that there are no Prequel apologists and only Prequel FANS.

I never liked them to begin with. I enjoyed their reviews better than the movies.

If I try to make into a sequel v prequel false dilemma, I can get away with being a prequeltard

Nice try

It's still bad just because Disney shat the bed worse.

Phantom is anchored to retarded boring gay politics subplot.
Clones has the most retarded romance ever put to screen.
Revenge has Anakin's extremely awkward and unearned heel turn.

MUH POWER LEVEL

uh, a little bit shallow for tragic hubris...

CAN YOU NOT SEE MY INNER CONFLICT!

hmmm, the relationship with Padme could be a source of conflict...

NO! IT'S FUCKING ROMANTIC! WE SAID IT'S FORBIDDEN AND THAT'S ENOUGH! NO ONE WILL NOTICE! WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS!

but neither of your characters really change based on one another...

CAN'T YOU SEE HOW FUCKING TRAGIC THIS IS? MY EYES CHANGED COLOUR!

this feels a little rushed...

[FORCE CHOKES PADME]

while giving birth she...dies of a broken heart?

THIS IS TRAGEDY!

ffs

Lucas is a master of multi-layered storytelling and this has to be taken into account when viewing the prequels. Just look at this scene--its short but there is so much going on! You have to understand how this scene on an archetypical level--the natural nature of digestion vs. power draining machines. But there's still so much more. You see, in the EU it's explained that this animal is actually owned by a man named Zeeboo Beeboo who had been misfeeding it prior to the events we see in TPM. Coincidentally--he looks a little like Jar Jar and therefore, via this subtle foreshadowing via flatulence, we see the revolutionary embers that will spark the fire of a rebellion (what a set up!). But wait, there's even more at work here! What can be interpreted as a simple fart joke is actually a direct echo of Luke/Leia's incestuous kiss (you have to be familiar with Ring theory to truly understand this). But given the archetypal nature/machine dichotomy and the hidden performative protest of the animal's fart, which deftly signals to the audience the coming of rebellion, we see the brother/sister kiss as the symbolic act of defiance against a hegemonic empire! Remember that scene where Jar Jar stepped in poo-poo? Foreshadowing of the trouble to come. BRAVO LUCAS!
Lucas is a genius who layers his films so they work on multiple levels. Please like and subscribe for more fart sniffing videos.

Prequelfags are some of the dumbest people you'll find on the internet. You'll notice that they'll say shit they have no idea about (e.g. "allegory of the Roman Empire" or "Aristotelian structure"). The reason for this is that people used to mock the prequels by pretending they had depth and prequelfags didn't get the irony. They'll parrot stuff they have absolutely no clue about simply because they think these poorly written CG cartoon movies are high art. It's pretty hilarious.

Just dropped in to point out you guys have to frame every Plinkett thread as the reviews not being wrong and you're still defending friend simulator videos that came out 15 years ago. If the Plinkett reviews were actually right you would have moved on by now and the Prequel fans wouldn't have got so much traction that they still live rent-free after a decade and a half.

Cry, seethe, ignore the fact you feel the need to continuously attack the Prequels instead of moving on. Just remember that you're low IQ for taking Mike Stoklasa this seriously in the first place.

The Prequels will always be kino. Now and Forever.

the clone army was uncovered while investigating a conspiracy related to the sith/war

they literally just go along with this amazing coincidence because they're retarded

they all get murdered because the plot needs it to happen

...

massive conflict spanning thousands of planets all across the galaxy

literally going on for decades at this point with millions upon millions of people involved

it ends because the plot needs it to (i.e. 3 mins of screentime in which Anakin kills 5 or 6 people)

...

Anakin trusts Palpatine, a Sith who started a massive war killing millions for the sake of his own power, and betrays the Jedi

the excuse is "PADME THO! JEDI DON'T RESPECT MUH POWER LEVEL!"

...

the relationship between Anakin/Padme generates no actual conflict within the plot (the audience is just told "FORBIDDEN ROMANCE!" even though nothing actually inhibits them)

the plot is literally just "EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING AND RELATIONSHIPS CAUSE EMOTIONS!"

Basically, shit needs to happen in order for the plot to move forward so it does. Sure, there are lots of nonsensical plot holes but this is low-hanging fruit that has been done to death (basically cheap YouTube style criticism). The deeper problem is that the plot isn't being driven by characters in something that has the pretense of being a tragedy; tragedy is specifically character driven as far as that genre goes. You end up with simplistic retard takes from the characters while the plot happens to them and them making decisions that are kind of stupid because the plot simply needs to happen.

le Star Wars was always BAD

You are not fooling anyone, sequelfag.

I hope the prequelfags vs RLMfags debates never die, I hope the very last post made before humanity annihilates itself is a copypasta of George Lucas walking people to their seats

what even is this image?

When did you grow out of your Prequel-hate phase?

I didnt

this smol boy?

I'M A PERSON AND MY NAME IS ANAKIN

check out his midichlorians tho!

NOW THAT'S POD RACING! WAHOO!

who bro! there's a sith apprentice! might be a conspiracy!

let's give dictarorial powers to this guy we're suspicious of! Great idea!

good thing this giant army showed up at the same time there's a conspiracy promoting a galatic war!

THE JEDI DON'T RESPECT MY POWER LEVEL!

I LOVE PADME SO FUCKING MUCH...AS MUCH AS I HATE FUCKING SAND!

let's send Anakin to tail the guy we're suspicious of and gave all that power to, even though we sense something off about Anakin and won't let him on the council

HE A SITH LORD!

padme...will die

I BETTER TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU STARTED THE GALACTIC WAR TO GAIN POWER! BYE BYE "1000 GENERATIONS" OF GOVERNMENT!

[murders children]

Anakin, I'm your FREN!

sperg sperg MUH POWA LEVEL! sperg sperg

Anakin...you're breaking my heart!

zeeeer ZERRRRRRR zeeeeer [twirling lightsabers]

AHHHH! MY ARM! MY LEGS! HATE! HAAAAAAAATEEEEEEE!

we can't find anything wrong with her...it appears she died of a...broken heart

AND PADME?

she told you that you were breaking her heart, bro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Prequels are definitely redeemed somewhat from Disney's big fuckup, but they aren't suddenly good.

It's just you can tell the prequels are actually the product of an individual auteur, while the Disney shit is soulless.

prequelfags defending George Lucas in comparison to Disney when he's the one who sold them out to the mouse

Battered wives of fandom, lol.

RLM/Sequelshills are so easy to troll KEK

The prequels ARE bad. Mike and his mooks ARE a bunch of retards. The two things are not mutually exclusive.

I didn’t hate the prequels I thought they were hilarious it’s actually sad how serious people take shitty space opera films

prequelfags be like

inb4 THAT DISNEY!!
Don't care, lol.

It is shit captain contrarian.

the universe and the veestas are kino, the story could have been kino... but the films are not kino sadly.

TPM had 25th anniversary release in 2024. It made money.

Cry more.

I never hated them. They were bad movies that were funny though
I hate the new trilogy though

Prequels bad. Simple as. Here's a webm of Brett Cooper's ass.

when do you grow out of your star wars phase? it's literally slop for children

RLM is dying a slow death and all their retarded fans can do is defend those hilariously bad Stinkett Re-Poos

AOTC was the only 1 I hated. Boring, CGI quickly got dated, and Yoda flipping around was stupid (which happens again in ROTS, but at least Sheev is a fun opponent).

OT is overrated

PT is laughably bad

RLM is a friend simulator

DT? Who cares?

it's hilarious George Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney

Star Wars fans are stunted manchildren and mocking them is funny

you have to be a retard to take Star Wars seriously

Any questions?

star wars was never good
saw the OT when i was 10, it was gay

you need to be put in a prison in el salvador

Based.

It made money he says!

RLM unironically defended Kathleen Kennedy.

The original Star Wars is actually underrated. It’s a true cinematic masterpiece overflowing with excitement and creativity. I’d dare say it achieves true A E S T H E T I C in its best moments. But everyone passes over it in favor of Empire, which is a merely a competently made film.

I grew into my PT hate phase when AotC was a piece of shit and I realized Lucas was a senile old leftist trying to shoehorn his George W. Bush derangement into a beloved franchise.

The prequels made me realize that star wars and star wars fans are gay. I'll watch the OT once in awhile but outside of that and Tie Fighter I don't care about Star Wars.

Why is that my problem?
How many hours a day do you spend seething about e-celebrities who will never know you exist?
Do you think that makes you a cool person that people want to be around and engage in conversation?

AotC is worse than TLJ

One thing I will say about TLJ is that I genuinely thought the production design across the board looked really good, and felt like it belonged in the star wars universe. I thought the force awakens had too much of the clean jj's patented overlit clean round iToddler gloss he puts on all his movies.
That, rogue one, and even solo did a good job of selling the illusion that we're back in this same fictional universe again even if you're not back at the same locations.

The Rise of Skywalker is the only Star Wars movie that manages to be worse than Attack of the Clones.

This is more interesting than this stupid thread. More webms that make me wish my face was buried in her ass

It looks fine, nerd.

trying to shoehorn his George W. Bush derangement into a beloved franchise.

The OT was based on the Vietnam War, bro. The Rebels were the Vietcong.

I'm trying to think about the last time I truly cared about Star Wars. It was probably back when I saw ROTS in theaters.

in some ways TLJ is definitely better than TFA and TROS. the finn/rose stuff is just bad and the entire third act is full of stupid shit

Phantom Menace is fine.
Attack of the Clones is all over the place with its subplots and the Naboo scenes are unbearable.
Revenge of the Sith is good.

Nope

They just copied Rogue One

Lucas was a senile old leftist trying to shoehorn his George W. Bush derangement into a beloved franchise.

It's funny how Lucas was vindicated on that too. Both liberals and conservatives view W's wars as overtly jewish wars now. And now that fact is forever memorialized in ROTS for future generations.

Lucas was right about producers.

Revenge of the Sith is good.

No it isn't. It's more eventful than AOTC, but it's just as retarded.

I'm old enough + young enough to be vividly aware that millennials and zoomers had nothing against the prequels until reddit letter media released their hit piece.

I remember watching the TPM one and thinking it was funny but I didn't take it seriously, don't remember all the reasons but they called the best lightsaber fight in all of star wars bad. that was so contrarian that I figured it was just a spoof criticism but I guess people are reddit enough to parrot the funny video for almost a decade.

didn't they call the disney movies good when they came out?

Lucas was a retard and he sold you guys out to Disney for a paycheck he didn't even need, lol.

AotC was my favorite as a kid because it had the best action scenes and is still my favorite because watching obi wan sniff around rabbit holes qui gon and dooku were already following while sparring a bounty hunter is one of my favorite subplots.

I was never fond of revenge of the sith.

This scene was immensely well-acted and I'm tired of pretending that it wasn't

mike was sleep deprived and delirious for the midnight release of episode 7, then recorded a review the same night
i didn't watch any star wars reviews after that

All that green shit and CPO has to stand around in costume like an asshole. I hope Disney still stuffs midges in trash cans and calls them droids.

Hayden Christensen really wasn't that bad in either film. Especially considering he was very green in Attack of the Clones.

I personally just think he was miscast. I feel like a good anakin would be physically imposing and have a deeper voice. hayden probably would have made a better TPM anakin than the little dweeb they used in TPM.

I preferred WKUK idea for star wars vii

the secret of the new death star, boba fett goes to the sun, and r2d2 fights a lava-snake

Why did you sell it George.
Why did you have to sell it to the white slavers.

I never hated them
T. Proud zoomer from 1999