Anon I got the breast implants and the gym membership, now when will my depression go away?

Anon I got the breast implants and the gym membership, now when will my depression go away?

Oh did he forgot to say? You need hair extensions and some lip filler too. THEN you'll be happy and your peers will respect you.

I'm going to get called ESL over this post aren't I

tfw no muscle gf

good morning saar

You're not entitled to Chad dick. Maybe if you weren't such a violent femcel freak someone would love you

I have a magic happy tongue I can go la la la on your depresso pusy

chat, is this real?

all you need is a good dicking

Women literally can't have depression. The worst they can ever feel is sad that they aren't getting enough attention, money and social status the exact moment they want it.

Not big enough. Also make her hair longer.

Yes, making every word its past tense form in a past tense sentence is one of the surest ways to spot an ESL.

Did he forgot

Would be correct in a lot of languages, but

Did he forget

Is how you would actually say that in English. You only need to establish past tense once in English, the rest of the words in the sentence are then in their present tense form.

Women can't get that big unless they're on gear

Delete your post. Teaching them English doesn't actually help them.
It's like giving bread to starving African children. All they can do is procreate and make more starving African children.

My white Christian empathy compels me to help these poor souls. Jesus would teach English to Pajeets, so must I.

Did you not understand when I said "All they can do is procreate and make more starving African children"?
If you want to help them go over there and build toilets.

daisy should punch me in the nuts

don't forget the clothes and high heels and makeup

daisy gymcel and kawaii new girl

this couldbe a massive upgrade to the movie, keeping everything else the same

You gotta make an OF, that will surely do the trick.

Has anyone here actually had a muscle mommy gf? How was it?

closest I had was a muscle mommy boss at work. it's pretty cool

No, those are things to distract you from your unhappiness not things to solve it.

No, but this is

she needs foot massage and deep tissue stretching

Work on yourself and stop the misandrist terrorism complaining you can’t get laid. You’re owed NOTHING! Not air! Not a “hello”. Don’t even make eye contact with or acknowledge men around you unless they have sent a signed 10 page form of consent indicating they want to be approached that day and hour. Consent can be revoked at any time in the next 40 years and you WILL be prosecuted for having thought raped them.

tfw the depression grows after the glow up because of how pinkpilling it is

did you know that implant doctors literally send pics of patients to hollywood and porn producers?
how do you think unknown gals get discovered?

This is most aesthetically pleasing.

Daisy Ridley is an immensely pretty woman, and her cute chest needs no augmentation.

Don’t get her hopes up.

What do you think having a buff gf would be like?

The goalposts eternally move but the depression never does. People just keep gaslighting you that if you do x, y, and z you'll feel better

more OLs like this pls

What ‘ems?

Office Ladies. It's some retarded weeb way to describe women who work office jobs.

Just one more surgery.

You forgot to be yourself thoughbeit

No but this is

Anime trope?