ITT: Kraven the Hunter script predictions

he was so quite memorable in Spider-Man animated series

I only remember him because of opening scene

Possible himbo kino?

i will watch it because i watch everything with chris abbott but my expectations aren't super high

Sony. It's a Spider-Baddie spinoff.

Man, I'm cravin' some ice cream
*looks at camera*
*winks*

”So now the hunter… becomes the hunted!”

"I'm kraven the hunt!"

"Anyone else kraven... for fresh meat?"

"I'm no coward. I'm Kraven."

Does anyone remember his aoG story in comics/Tv show?

This nigga’s deal these days is showing off how buff and hot he is while making tough guy faces, which he pulls of easily in isolation but becomes absolutely hysterical when you realize he got groomed by an older woman as a kid and she broke this buck so hard he’s still with her and caters to her every whim.

”Aaron wants to be hardcore, but his momwife won’t let him”

One of the writers wrote "Iron Man" so I think it will be better than Madame Web

Remember when Lawrence Kasdan wrote Solo and it was total garbage

It won't be good but it will be better than Madame web and will break even

solo is unironically the best movie out of disney’s slop wars

No he'll say "I'm Kraven some Pepsi"

he got groomed by an older woman as a kid and she broke this buck so hard he’s still with her and caters to her every whim

QRD?

He's living my dream

Makes a movie about a literal who superhero right after the capeshit bubble burst

Its gonna do worse than Morbius

After Johnson met filmmaker Sam Taylor-Wood in 2009 on the set of their film Nowhere Boy, when he was 18 and she was 42,[27] the two began dating and were married in the chapel at Babington House on 21 June 2012.[28]

I got a Kraving, and the only cure is Pepsi

It’s widely accepted that they got together when he was under 18.

*looks at camera*
Hi, I'm Kraken, the world's greatest hunter, and I'm going to tell you about the dangers of the anti-science right wing and their attack on gay and transsexual minority groups.

2 billies at the box office
Ushers in a whole new era of capekino
Kraven becomes the coolest antihero and sony barely even remembers that he's connected to spiderman

I only remember Deadpool making fun of him.

Women can’t rape

Vague Spiderman references because Peter Parker ownership is in absolute limbo

See that's the difference between men and women.
Leo will find some 20 year old model, check her id meticulously to avoid ruining his career, date her for 2 years, treating respectfully because he's a nice guy, and then dump her. He gets his rocks off. She gets a career boost. Everyone wins.
Sam goes and finds a barely legal teen (probably wasn't legal but hey), sinks her claws in, marries him and never lets him leave. So 20 years later, he's trauma bonded to her and incapable of ever leaving despite being tied to a geriatric skeleton with skin sagging all over the place while he could be banging supermodels.
And you best bet that shit's permanently fucking him up mentally.
But everyone wants to rag on Leo and talk about Sam and Aaron as if they're great power couple

Well, Kraven is a supervillain and one of Spidey's rogues. So I'd say the plot is probably about Venom or Morbius taking him down when he shows up to hunt Spidey.

They've changed his whole backstory. His dad was a big game hunter that forced him to hunt animals and so now he goes around protecting animals. He won't be a villain, he's set up to be an anti-hero same as Morbius and Venom.

I read a convincing argument that Sony's gone full retard and are recreating the Secret Six team story that Gail Simone wrote for DC. Kraven's new backstory is the same as the one she made up for Catman's backstory and it would finally explain why the fuck they announced that they were making a movie about some literal who luchador character that nobody had heard of. Because Bane is on the Secret Six team. There was a third point about Madame Web being like Oracle in Bird's of Prey, which Gail also wrote stories for. So basically someone on Sony's team really liked Gail's stories and decided that they should recreate it with their roster of Spider-Man villains and side-characters.

You're 100% wrong.

she is definitely a cuckquean that enjoys watching her stud breeding other youngsters because she can't have babies anymore

Rhino is in the movie.

He will hit the bad guy with a vehicle.. twice.

And Chameleon, and someone called The Foreigner.