Movies to watch with your GF?

Lmao, I love this site, reminds me I'm not the biggest fuckup ever. Have some balls dood.

Buddy you already lost her, at least save your soul. Preferably cheat on her on the way out if you can.

He's ready to write his first big Hollywood script

at least save your soul. Preferably cheat

Ya know, you really are fucking stupid, do you know that? I honestly don't know how you make it day by day being this dumb, truly.

did i read that right?

woman is dumped by abusive bf

you offer her a place to put her in a position where she relies on you

she gives you pity feelings and sex but thats just because she needs you

naturally shes goes back to a man she was really interested in

you forgive her because your small taste of romance has ruined you

is that right? or did I read your events wrong

i don't have a girlfriend
i am 40
literally just waiting to die

33

have never watched a movie alone with a girl

Better than dying alone I guess

If you’ve taken back someone that’s already cheated on you, not only does cheating back save your soul but it’s soul redemption even. He already took her back, what’s the fucking out? “Uh nevermind actually.” Save your spine and your soul.

The only time I went to the movies with girls was when I saw Iron Man with 2 of my friends. One of them invited some girls along. They basically ignored me the whole time and hugged him goodbye. I felt kinda jealous.

There Will Be Blood is definitely in my "woman"'s top 5 films. She loves Paul Dano and DDL, and recently she learned she loves Paul Thomas Anderson. FTFW.

what a fucking cuck
cut her off or cut off your balls, pick one

I forgive her

see at this point it should be

I become the abusive boyfriend

Shes still fucking him I thought he meant, looks like the boards jealous.

You getting pussy these days?

Livestream the eventual double murder/suicide.

Godzilla movies. She likes Showa era the most cause she thinks Godzilla is cute in it.

The wife loved Rocky and Terminator 1. She was mid on the sequels. Alien was too scary for her but she liked Aliens. She liked Truman show and Liar Liar. She really liked Lord of the Rings are Star Wars (1-6) her favorite was Attack of the Clones

I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, I would watch things like Did Hard, Batman Returns, Eyes Wide Shut, American Psycho and Lethal Weapon with her

I tried to get my gf into tanks by putting on documenaries about tanks and tank battles. She wasn't really interested though pretended to be. She ended up liking Mad Max alot though, but I suspect it's just because she likes Aylmao because they have similar eyes.

Would you feel better if you did see a movie alone with a girl but you bought her ticket and snacks and lunch before the movie and then she didn't fuck you?

she thinks Godzilla is cute

This is the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said on here.

we'll have sexbots in a few years so dont die until then. just stay healthy and dont do dumb shit

I feel like a shell of a man every day but I couldn't stand losing her.

but I couldn't stand losing her.

You already did, you dunce.

The skeleton key

They just want to have sex and not watch the movie.

you got it right

Wife her NOW

Paddington
Harry Potter
you can try Wes Anderson movies if she's into "artsy things"

Kill and eat her. She will be with you forever

Is being a cuck better than dying a virgin? I am honestly not sure. At least with modern medicine the cuck can make sure he is the father of her children.

Terrifier 3

A children’s animation often placates them. If they start yapping about white men, abortions, patriarchy or whatever just slap on wall-e then fuck her. It’s like giving a toddler a juice box and playing the same movie, this worked with every gf. Liberal arts hoe needed me to change up the strat and put on some satoshi kon but she calmed down eventually.

Recently saw this and expected it to be a soul destroying suffering wallow but it ended up being pretty heart warming despite some obviously painful little moments. Short, sweet, cool art style and feel good.

Wes Anderson movies absolutely never fail to tame the art hoes. Moonrise kingdom is my go to “haha you’re so smart and a boss babe…gimme dome” flick.

Is being a cuck better than dying a virgin?

Being a cuck is the reality for 99.999999% of men in relationships. The chance that you are the chad your gf genuinely wants is almost zero. Is it bad? It depends, but the relationship is just transactional then. You exchange your money, time and energy for smaller and smaller sexual opportunities from your woman. The blowjob she gave chad after a foam canon party in cancun for free? Yeah, buy her new jewelry and then you get an unenthusiastic handjob.

no it fucking isn't you retard
just look at this delusional incel

My gf really likes the Dictator(2012), we watch it about once a month.

For tv she likes Chuck mostly because of Yvonne Strahovski.