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There was a middle east avant garde director whose name I forgot but the only remote description I can give is that one of his works competed against a Khavn joint. I've been looking through Khavn iMDB nominations but can't seem to find it.
Any idea?
Yo Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?
about what year did it release?
Who is the Fantano of Anon Babble?
lit shit, you should do some carti amvs and shit
Takashi Kitano
Armond White
Kek
Newfag
but I GOT ///ĐЄPRЄ$$ЄĐ+ĦØЄ$///
Nikka
You weren’t there. You already exposed yourself.
This
I got lean, I got kush
I got dope, I got smoke
I got hoes, I got flow
What is our opinion of Kikujiro?
Kneel.
Is this real?
Fact checked as: real and accurate
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream
It was never realer than this.
Movie so bad it became the end of Screenings at Cannes
Based Ichikawa OP.
Who got their film screened at Cannes? That's right.
Knicks better win tonight. I just bet 60$ on them.
Yes you do, open your mouth before I come in forcefully.
Timmy think he tough shit
It's gay, but it's lit.
Times you acted like Dora-heita?
While I was losing my virginity
I love Sissy
Thx. I was able to read the hiragana but couldn’t the kanji. Kanji is just too hard man it made me give up on JSL
Perfect bitch to kidnap.
John.
She was a social outcast because she was literally socially retarded because she was so repressed from having a psychotic fundamentalist mother who abused her every night.
best I can do is dump some Middle Eastern directors who have made a film somewhat recently. most wouldn't be classified as avant garde though
Ali Abbasi
Shirin Abushaqra
Nuri Bilge Ceylan
Zeki Demirkubuz
Schlomi & Ronit Elkabetz
Abbas Fahdel
Asghar Farhadi
Mitra Farahani
Ari Folman
Amr Gamal
Shira Geffen
Waad al-Kateab
Semih Kaplanoglu
Gurcan Keltek
Abbas Kiarostami
Nadine Labaki
Nadav Lapid
Haifaa al-Mansour
Mohsen Makhmalbaf
Samuel Maoz
Dror Moreh
Naji Abu Nowar
Jafar Panahi
Tamer El Said
Mohammad Shirvani
Elia Suleiman
Omar El Zohairy
Spikeposting is back, i hope that huge faggot from last thread complaining about the general being "too civilized" is happy.
No no no no no. This innocent girl is under armed protection courtesy of the cartel. Go kidnap Nanako instead.
What makes a film based?
Based.
Happy status = happy.
More danger = more adrenaline.
Based.
How based would Carrie have been if she just used cartel violence on the bullies
It's my least favorite Kitano movie so far.
boutta watch some pure goonkino
Based.
Make it a Melody
You guys are the bullies not us. I can’t believe you think you are on the side of the righteous.
You made up all those names.
Whoever's got the biggest NERF gun is the one on God's side. It's all fun and jokes on /philm/, HAHA! We are an inclusive and positive community dedicated to arthouse and classics discussion. Come over to the party, anon!
What is just is just because it is. It has nothing to do with oppression as you may think you evil man.
My gun is bigger than yours, bang bang!
Kek, that was me. I'm glad you had a laugh anon.
How did José Mojica Marins wipe his ass?
We're all glad here.
recommend me a funny movie. i want to laugh.
Airplane.
Asking the real questions.
He used a certain poster's soul as toilet paper?
Scary Movie
The other hand.
The juxtaposition was just really funny to me.
Test
icles
The Ladies Man.
this is some spooky shit we got here
Freddy Got Fingered
L'Armata Brancaleone
Any of Lav Diaz's entertaining joints.
Watched this after someone recommended it on a Japanese film thread, fantastic stuff. Japanese cinema still mogs
youtube.com
I know he's a poo, but Amit Dutta was the first director that came to my head, but no idea if he ever had a film compete against Khavn's
watched all of them
ok, better be funny
Guys help me bump the last thread
bump
recommend me a sad movie. i want to cry.
Rats! (2024)
Storytelling (2001)
The Sperm (2007)
In case that one isn't funny
Watch Le parpaillon by Luc Moullet.
i hate solondz with a passion but that's the least bad one. i'll try the other two.
Genre films is where it's at, comedy, westerns, horror, film noir.
Wait till page 10 or you'll run out of bumps.
The mirror **in your bathroom**
Help Me, Eros (2007)
Jean de Florette and Manon of the Spring (1986)
Moe no Suzaku.
ok, better be funny
It's absolutely great. Make sure to watch its sequel also.
Europa '51
Umberto D.
Sansho the Bailiff
The mirror **{in your bathroom}**
This is a great romantic comedy btw, watch with a woman if you can.
recommend me a scary movie. i want to scream.
recommend me a poopy movie. i want to *SHARTS*
Babylon (2022)
recommend me a neutral movie. i want to be.
watch with a woman if you can
How does one achieve this?
I don't know it either.
Bee (2020)
The mirror in your bathroom.
I think you're in the wrong thread.
Recommend me a cat kino I want to go uwuwuwuwu
God she's so kissable.
(You) Got Fingered
You guys are a bunch of le wholesome faggots with horrible taste in movies. I hate you all.
What the fuck are you on about son?
films about giving women the ick?
I want to kiss every freckle and stroke her wavy ginger hair and feel her feet wrapping around my cock.
Lmao who got nuked?
archive.4plebs.org
Freddy Got Fingered is about creating Freddy Got Fingered. It truly is beautiful. Tom had a foolproof opportunity to make it big in the industry, but he jerked it away for a joke. A really expensive joke. And he did it for all of us.
I have no choice but to respect the man.
Tranny janny mad and we got a snitch
Anon Got Filtered
Browns gonna brown. Snitchin Sanchez strikes again.
Kys
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
No it’s Craig or one of his ilk
Thanks John
I want to kiss every freckle and stroke her wavy ginger hair
Extremely based fellow freckle + ginger appreciator.
rage post
Pic related
no pic
Someone’s big mad today
The browns are the ones reporting the "racism"
That anon is Craig tho? I never thought snitchin Ssachez was Craig but whatever... Internalizef racism eceryone
These traits are much more appreciated in women than men
Men love that shit on women
Towards freedom. Undaunted, untamed, shameless and tasteless. Green’s masterwork is some kind of mad dadaism punctuated by some very basic dramatic clichés twisted by his histrionic sense of humor. So beautifully cracked up and unique. This is one of the freer exercises I’ve ever seen, how was something so radical and extreme done in such a scale remains a mystery to me, but I am glad they allowed him to do it. One of the essential films of this century.
Someone's an even bigger newfag today
Meh calm down anon think about the banter first before you post
Blacks are losing their cultural influence day by day and are mass reporting anyone who makes fun of them
It's not the latino posters, the snitch is clearly a NIGGER
It's a classic copypasta dipshit, probably older than you
And I'm perfectly calm, if you think that was anger wait until I unleash the beast
Yeah. The Latinos don’t give a shit from what I see. It’s probably the one half black dude in here who can’t handle the heat
/films/ for this feel?
I saw Vincent Gallo at a grocery store in Tucson yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen fish in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the fish and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each fish and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Oh is it a pasta? I guess I am not terminally online enough like (You) to know, my bad annie.
a NIGGER
Nigga i'm the snitch and i'm from Tanzania the fuck you on senpai
I really hope none of you do this lol
announcing a sage or report
Nah you're just a newfag who doesn't belong here
Based and jerrypilled. The funniest scene is the fix my hat one.
he doesn't know