Casino Royale

complaining that Casino Royale wasn't a period drama

Whenever I think of how retarded Sam Mendes' films were, I'm at least comforted in knowing that they were considerably less retarded than what the average so-called "fan" would've done

Lil bro talks like every previous Bond flick wasn't universally ridiculed for being campy, dumb, mass appealing trash from the third film onwards.

its a new harry potter

No one cares, its kino

Lil bro

t. zoomer who grew up on craigshit and awful cinematic universes

Refer to the first part of my post

Despite your criticism casino royale was still a great bond movie and could have paved the way for better bond adaptations despite Craig being a little bland. Skyfall was a decent action movie but it fell disappointing as a bond film and, as you mention, turning bond into a relic of the past was weird as shit since he had been a 00 agent for like barely 4 years at that point. The other Craig bond films are straight up bad action movies and even worse bond stories and I seriously hope the new era retains almost nothing from them. Overall Craig era was bad and his bad movies are even worst than Brosman’s bad bond movies (which were hot garbage but at least Pierce was always charismatic and a decent bond).

Which post? The one where you cope or the one where you seethe?

retarded zoomer literally cannot count

turning bond into a relic of the past was weird as shit since he had been a 00 agent for like barely 4 years at that point.

It was 7 plus years after already years in special forces, completely realistic to be depicted as worn down and past his prime. What people mean when they say this is not so much real years the character had under his belt but the number of movies the audience had seen him in

Count what, geriatric retard? The number of times your grand nephew has to explain how to turn on your blu-ray player so you can watch Goldeneye for the 250th time?

Count what

How many posts did I make?

the oldest Bond film zoomzoom can even imagine is fucking Goldeneye

L M A O

Not reading all that shit

Craig best Bond

No one who has seen more than half the bond catalogue would ever claim Craig as anywhere close to being the best Bond.

Casino Royale

M talking Bond down at the end is so that Bond becomes obsessed with vengeance on Quantum and Blofeld. It's casting Vesper in the Tracy Bond role, since OHMSS is no longer canon.

The rest of your points are just brainless Anon Babbletard whining. Casino Royale is kino, no matter how much that pisses off DAD-loving retards.

The rest of Craig's movies are shit though.

I don’t know who you are, dumb nigger.

I’m assuming his senile mind loves it especially because he associates with his beloved favourite childhood (garbage) video game

The bitch is dead

Seen em all

Seen em all

No you haven't.

childhood (garbage) video game

All videogames are garbage for children

Over the years I’ve seen every single one at least twice each except Never Say Never Again

Maybe so but that’s besides the point

tall, dark, Anglo-Norman ubermensch James Bond

you mean retarded toff mummy's boy

No you haven't.

Evidence?

blatantly lie on an anonymous forum

get defensive and request evidence like it's a court of law

No, fuck off.

the "bond is not blond" people were right

I get what you're saying OP but I'm just here to say I really don't care about the Bond franchise very much.

Craig was fine. His version of Bond was supposed to be gritty. Every new actor brings a different personality to the role and he was unique enough to fulfill that.

disrespecting Liz

Fuck off Rashmeed

tall, dark, Anglo-Norman ubermensch James Bond

Fleming wrote that Bond looked like Hoagy Carmichael.

Why would I lie? It’s the truth, you dumb jigaboo cocksucka sunovabitch

"Liz" sat and twiddled her thumbs while 20 billion Rashmeeds settled in her home. There’s no bigger friend to Rashmeeds and Ngolos and Muhammads than that stupid dead bitch

That’s because that was the most flattering celebrity Ian Fleming could compare himself to

And still you're ungrateful

What part of Skyfall implied sodomy? I don't remember that.

Why would I lie

To give yourself credibility where you have none.

Fuck the woke King do it again Mistah Cromwell

No one has more credibility than anyone else on Anon Babble, moron. You haven’t seen any of them either for all I know.

Timothy Dalton also played and gritty (and slightly sociopathic) Bond and he had way more carisma than Craig.

yes but Craig was more on the extreme end therefore lesser on the charisma scale on purpose as he was a broken, bitter man due to vesper. It was a deliberate choice.

He's made about the scene where Silva is feeling up Bond to freak him out, going "First time for everything?" and Bond just shrugs it off by quipping: "What makes you think this is my first time?"

It's mostly meant as Bond just ignoring Silva's attempts to psych him out, but even a sarcastic gay comment by Bond is verboten to this guy.

anglo norman

dark

Casino Royale, the one with the cock and ball torture and the poker scene for 5 year olds?

Yeah that's a really good bond film possibly one of the best, because a lot of people online say it is

No, don't ask me for actual reasons why it's a good film though.

destroy the first novel by setting in the 2000's instead of the 50's

Bond movies are always set in whatever year they are released in.

Bond is a literal psychopath in the novels, in them it's made clear that his charisma its just a facade he puts to get info out of people, but then you have pages dedicated to what Bond is truly thinking and he's always just angry and seething and thinking of how much he wants to kill whoever he's going up against.
This is why Dalton is the best Bond, he actually gets him.

tall, dark, Anglo-Norman ubermensch James Bond

bond is based on Dušan "Duško" Popov
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duško_Popov

none of these are bond movies albeit

fortunately he never portrayed james bond

romantic, sentimental james bond is the best bond

kys the whole going beyond bond being a killer who loves his job started there

who is least aryan him, hitler or le eternal chudface kek

Casino Royale was great and Craig was good in it

No, psycho Bond is the best one.
Bond is supposed to be a cold, ruthless force of nature, the kind that bangs a chick to get info out of her and then uses her as a human shield giving zero fucks whether she lives or not.

Can someone translate from Twitter Amerimutt to English?

Yeah yeh

Craig was great in Quantum, he was just mercilessly killing everyone he met, even the woman he fucks, to the point even M calls him out on his body count.
That's how Bond should be,

cant agree more. he wasn't bond, he was some blonde knockoff. his movies should be forgotten and deleted.

Well, I for one really liked Moonraker.

No one has more credibility than anyone else on Anon Babble

Spoken like a true craigfag

I liked how the videogames placed a bunch of other missions in between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall. Moonraker was a stretch, but if you imagine Craig's Bond lived through modern day versions of GoldenEye, Goldfinger, OHMSS, etc. it makes more sense that he'd be tired by the time he gets shot off the top of a train.

There's an entire game called 007 Bloodstone, which can't be bought anywhere anymore and it's the one that ties up the Quantum plotline and hints that Quantum is just a part of Spectre

Oh I know, I played it. It was terrible. I'm really looking forward to the Hitman devs' Bond game because it's been way too long since we've gotten a decent game in the series with an original story. I mean it's been over a decade since we've gotten a Bond game period, so there's that too. Nightfire is still undefeated imo.

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