look i'm playing video games. oh! i scored a point! I win!
Look i'm playing video games. oh! i scored a point! I win!
every zoomer has the same personality and mannerisms as him
I've never played a videogame beyond tetris
t. 22yo
I've literally beaten Ghosts 'N Goblins (NES) while fucking a woman. Get on my level.
go outside
Every zoomer also pumps for 10 seconds and cums and rolls over to tweet that women suck.
should've spent more points on his tiny rusnigger dick, maybe she wouldn't laugh then
I take pride in the fact that my forever alone ass curbstomps people like this into the ground whenever I’m gaming. Have “fun” spending time with your girlfriend while I’m t-bagging you bozo.
I can beat you in Street Fighter II online for Switch so easily.
what race is she? its kinda hard to tell
Khazarian
Based
"He said, on the videogame board"
P E H T - Ф P И
What the fuck is this movie?
If he's such a loser why is she with him?
Women will pretend they're better than the man they're with so if a better man comes along they can jump ship.
He’s rich.
KEK seething dicklet
Oh right, he's paying her.
Nevermind, this makes perfect sense.
I thought they were doing a "see what us girls put up with?" plotline, as if any girl would accept this.
I like using Red Dead Redemption 2 as a relaxing horse ride simulator. I don't do many missions, I just go on long, slow leisurely rides and enjoy the scenery. Strongly recommend.
I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Born in 2003
You're not missing out on much
for Switch
I used to play Wii Sports Resort and do the flying missions. I just flew around the island shooting the balloons and fantasizing about being a pilot on a tropical island.
Fuck yeah. I love screaming into the mic calling him trash too while I totally outplay them.
The whole point of the scene is that his time is almost up so she lets him know if he wants to go again he'll have to be quick. He jumps on and tries to cum as fast as he possibly can, which she finds cute and funny.
She's a prostitute and he's a rich russian businessman's son. The son hired her out of a stripper joint, acted like he's fallen in love with her to marry her to have US citizenship and escape having to work for his father.
Yes, that's what I got. S'why I said it. You know the 30th Anniversary one.
He's the son of some rich Russian mobster and she's a literal whore. Do the math.
Screaming into the mic is effeminate, you should absolutely dominate in total silence and let the helpless loser on the other side scream into the ether instead
second time
coming fast
Is the writer a woman?
Kek
male is violating and defiling her body and using her as a cum sock
she has the gall to laugh at him when she's a skin puppet meant to store semen
Has a fag like him in real life really not touched a controller in his life to know noone does that.
5 people earnestly replied to this guy instead of calling him a capeshit watching faggot. Sad!
This is award winning performance by the way. What a world.
Apparently he hasn't, that's what the actor claims at least
LOOK DADDY I'M ACTING
moans aggressively
That's right and there's more coming like it
I kissed a girl when I was 14 and came in my pants when she rubbed her ass on me. That was 20 years ago. Feels good being a gigachad.
Why do movies get playing video games so wrong? Every time theres a scene where a character is playing video games theyre nonsensically mashing the buttons.
has any tv show or movie gotten it right?
I got my dick sucked while playing Lego Batman
her dad bought her a stripper pole irl no lie these ppl ain't right
Based Batman Ballemptier
Probably not the only pole he gave her.
Does the actor actually play video games? Looks like a button masher.
I just go hunting for hours. Then I do a mission and remember why I don't do the missions anymore. And you better believe I park my horse on top of whatever animal I need to skin for the faster animation. Yes Rockstar you put in a lot of neat details but after even the thirtieth skin let me skip that shit. Pricks.
He is playing SF6
When I play fighting games with real people in the same room I do that shit. I enjoy myself so much I'm moving around the controller and making faces. Got made fun of for it once. So I stopped playing fighting games.
my friends teased me a bit
so i quit all together
You are soft
Worse. They were friends of friends, so I didn't have any reason to respect their opinions. I was having a good time. Guess that was a problem. I agree I should move on.
What the fuck is this a Yoko Ono biopic...? Who's the slope?
Shawn of the Dead
Nooo you can't just laugh at me, you have to feel heckin degraderino'd
And how many boys have you kissed?
he has a cute back