Where to your first jump would be

bro I just want to help your cuntry but I can't if I don't know where's at

I'd jump inside Hunter Schafer's womb.

to columbine high school in 1999, so I could listen, which is what no one else did

compete lies pushed by jew media.

foreign muslim terrorists cause problems in Burma and Burmese gov decides to do something about it

US jew media: "waaah poor rapefugees"

every single time

It’s brown people killing brown people on the other side of the world, which is to say not my problem. It’s just curious that it’s never mentioned is all when other brown people killing brown people on the other side of the world (also not my problem) is all you retards talk about

womb

you spelled shit-plastered-colon wrong
you faggot

Where to your first jump would be

I would jump and:
Kill everyone involved in journalism
Kill everyone involved in hollywood
Kill everyone involved in the porn industry
Kill everyone involved in banking
Kill everyone involved in government
Kill everyone involved in the music industry
Kill everyone involved in the video game industry
Kill everyone involved in big pharma
Kill everyone involved in the oil industry
Kill everyone involved in the property industry

Yeah I've seen the new Star Wars show, it was about genocide too

keeps repeating retarded lies

oh nooo the rogyhybgygn in china oohhgg the roghyngyn!!! genersite!!!
oohhh noo the "can't even be bothered to make a stupid Lord of the rings name for this group of Muslim foreign terrorists, ohhh the poor unnamed terrorist group ahhh

ohh noo poor MS13 terrorist group is being genersitit in the US!!! literally acherly

That's a lot of jews.

Carrie Nation House
Set it alight from the inside, then jump away before detection

Are you ok anon? Is there someone we should call?

your first jump should be to an English class

From my living room to the garage so I can practice not blinking into a wall. Remember, you need to have seen your destination at least once and picture count.
I just can never understand how you avoid mass already being there when trying to port in. Even the top of a pyramid, what if there are birds right where you're going? And places that are street level or in an obscure room, what if there are people there? I don't wanna telefrag anyone

I was thinking about Denver, just to see if I would get altitude sickness there, but your comment made me ashamed of myself

Based

Mars, so i can get me some green pussy.

GOOD MORNING SAARS

Where to your first jump would be

imagine being able to do this during exam

Fort Knox and steal the gold that might be there

cool it with the antisemitic remarks anon

They literally say this in the movie though. It is dangerous to jump anywhere that is technically out of sight. It's also a big reason why Anakin is only comfortable robbing banks etc because he knows there's a very small chance of the vaults and whatnot being occupied

Change your selfish ways today

my beer fridge hehe

Why? Prohibition ended close to 100 years ago and her legacy is forever just a joke.

All Nations Welcome, Except Carrie.

idk probably post about it on Anon Babble

All the whores from Hollywood would be within my grasp, i would ravage them ALL, for about 10 sec each.

Man I could watch a 3 hour movie of JUST the first 20 minutes of this movie when he’s doing his day to day. Peak daydream fuel. I don’t need any conflict or plot

Where to your first jump would be

Bank vault

you could jump all the gazan babies to the processing center under the airport and kill two birds with one stone

it's virtually useless desu.

teleport to the desert

grains of sand are blowing around, now they are inside you

teleport too a city park

telefrag bugs, if it's autumn then you're at risk of leaves being inside you
If we ever figure out how to teleport anything it will have to be done between two chambers that are both in complete vacuums so that this shit doesn't happen.

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whatch Impulse (jumper related show) after taking your meds

have them make me a space suit and set it up

teleport to random planets

300 IQ path. Make the globe bend to your (an anonymous man in a masked spacesuit) will as different governments try to bid on your ability to colonize Mars/make a Moon military base for them.

only 5,280 feet above sea level

muh altitude sickness

kek what a bitch

wtf, first time hearing about that show
thanks anon

have NASA send me to mars

jump back

charge them a million per jump, becoming a legitimate billionaire quickly while helping humanity

Basically Myanmar is run by a nigger-tier Buddhist military dictatorship ethnically cleansing Christian hill tribes and Muslims. They've been at war pretty much since WWII but tried democratizing in the 2010s. They then couped the government again in 2021 and have been boogalooing ever since, with some of the worst atrocities of the 21st century being committed there (real Dirlewanger or Chechnya-tier shit).
Also Israel sells them guns and weapons and backs them diplomatically, so don't let any Hasbara try and deflect given they themselves are supporting the Junta while also doing nasty fucked shit in Gaza at the same time.

t. American whose Great Grandpa fought in the CBI alongside Bongs, Diggers, Jeets, hill tribes, and KMT throughout WWII

Why didn't Anakin play in more movies, what happened?

I would dress up and pretend to be some sort of urban legend like bigfoot or the flatwoods monster or grey aliens, appearing and disappearing in the backwoods of Central USA and the rural areas of Eastern Bloc countries. Then I would leverage my mythical status by appearing suddenly before the world's government officials and telling them to prepare for First Contact. I would then watch as they take all these unnecessary diplomatic steps, gather around some Antarctic mountain and nothing fucking happens. get punked

thanks for the info anon

I wouldn't jump anywhere at all. I'd listen.

you relentless faggot

I'd jump inside the stomach of Benjamin Netanyahu and burst out of him like some shit out of alien

No problem. It's a subject that's incredibly fascinating to me given nobody on earth really knows or cares about it despite being one of the most lengthy and unique conflicts with roots that go all the way back to the Chinese Civil War.
My family's military history in Southeast Asia (my great grandpa in WWII and my great uncle who went missing in Laos in 1970) got me super interested in the area, and it's a rabbithole.
Some of my favorite stories include the Chinese Civil War spillover there (where the KMT hid out and established a narcotics empire in the 50s and 60s before fleeing to Taiwan and Thailand), the inspiration for Rambo and a ton of other 80s movies and shows like Magnum P.i being a green beret named Bo Gritz who based his quixotic crusade to find any remaining American Vietnam War POWs there (and also wrote a ton about the state of the country in the 70s/80s and East/West glowie influence there), and the fact that the current civil war is the first worldwide where Zoomers are the ones doing most of the fighting.

Huh...

Hehheehehe

Where to your first jump would be

15th century Portugal.

what happened there

Age of discovery, birth of European colonialism/dominance, basically the first European country to experience a golden age outside of Byzantium.

you're not allowed to take them out of gaza though cause that's ethnic cleansing

you're not allowed to take them out of gaza though cause that's ethnic cleansing

If he puts them into Israel he's granting them right of return.

Nope

Shame Hayden's career didn't get to take off. Jumper was a fun movie.

Isnt prime Kstew in this movie?
I'd jump in her.

I'd jump into inner city schools then into Gaza and deliver as many urban youths as I can to the genocide.

volcano

Only to appear there and everyones fine and eating well.

Shalom...

I'd probably do the same as in the movie honestly. Just rob a few banks so my mom and I can live in peace, safety and comfort for the rest of our lives and then lay low forever.

He basically retired and started a farm.

Myanmar

Oh that's one hell of a rabbit hole.
Buddhist death squads is not a totally inaccurate description of the oppression muslims have faced in the country.

There's this IT guy at work who sent screenshots of me browsing Anon Babble at work (while on break) which cost me a promotion and eventually led to me leaving. This was 7 years ago. First i would jump to some place very public and make sure I was seen. Some place far away. Then i'd jump back to his house and set it on fire with him and his family inside and stab him repeatedly when he tried to exit, leaving him just alive enough to watch his family burn. I'd then jump back to the first place so my alibi was set.

Based IT guy working Anon into a seething shoot.

This was 7 years ago.

KWAB

Man how fucking annoying do you have to be that fucking buddhists decide to genocide you?

My only knowledge of Myanmar comes from manga who have martial arts characters who were born there

Based IT Guy eliminator
Non-based average Anon Babble poster

I would do some of that but start with government

Gotta understand, office politics bullshit that wrongs you sticks with you for years. I completely sympathize with wanting revenge, minus the random murder part. Should browse shit like that on your work device, even as an IT guy.

Shouldn't*

Jump to Africa and become a God. Then jump back to the US of A and jump into military bases to steal their weapons and shit to arm my minions. Once my legion of loyal Africans is armed I hold hands with them to jump around the different countries until I conquer the world.

terrible choice of minions. Africans are stupid. Go for pacific islanders instead.

youtu.be/2bEZQ00OOxY

Freeing Derek Chauvin

The Bar

Honestly, from what I've read, the muslim population didn't actually do all that much. They were always a small minority, and when the government became a militray backed buddhist govt, muslims became the scapegoat.

The Muslims in Myanmar are technically Bengalis left over from the British colonial period. The ambiguity surrounding their legal status as a result of Britain's abrupt and haphazard decolonization of Myanmar resulted in the new gov not liking them, and generally they beat up on them whenever something goes wrong in their cunt.
They have no power or political influence at all and they really only live in one part of the country (Maungdaw district).

Biel's buttcheeks

man, unpredictable based, nice

Based Brits taking down a few million of their ungrateful subjects with them and leaving them with impossible geopolitical dilemmas when they knew they empire was gonna fall one way or another

you cant jump before, its always on the present, you idiot