Bourdain hated America and hated himself. Guy Fieri found EVERYTHING Bourdain was looking for and he found it in the flyover heartland of America and Bourdain hated him for it.
Guy won
Guy found enlightenment, Bourdain found negronis.
All food is overcooked in hell, enjoy the ride Mr. Bourdain!
Snobby towards Guy
waxes lyrical about Jollibee spaghetti
one raises thousands of dollars saving people's businesses
one gets cucked to death
gee I wonder who won
Guy truly did expose the entire food/critic industry. The blue collar americans continue winning at the costal elites continue to fall. Good riddance.
Have an enlightenment. Have two.
one has based frosted tips
one is lame and gray
He never had a chance
Be open to a hell where you may not agree with the demon raping your ass, but you lay down for him anyways
Can you expand on this
gen x chefs
guy = middle america, hair metal, good american food
Bourdain = coastal america, grunge, shit third world food
guy is a cool dude who likes making and eating food, and has a happy familly and kids, and is currently hosting a popular food network show called Tournament of Champions
Bourdain got cucked to death and hates white people
APOLOGIZE
His restaurant food is still slop. He makes Chilis/Applebee's food and charges 100% more.
grunge
*punk
coastal america, grunge, shit third world food
Snobby food critics lost the plot when they started gushing over gutter oil soup and unwashed anus cooked in sand.
kek
Guy and Bourdain were good friends, what is this headcanon?
Guy and Bourdain were good friends
fieri came to bourdains funeral and tossed 2 slices of bread in his grave and called him an idiot sandwich
muh coastal hate
explain
If he could explain himself in his own words, he would not irrationally hate the most prestigious, successful, cultured parts of America.
It was just a bit of banter.
Bet you think John Cleese's eulogy for Graham Chapman was "mean" you fairy
I hate the jew on the right more than anyone on this website, but are the people saying positive stuff about the food in flyover USA able to reconcile with the obesity rates in flyover USA? Guy Fieri, for example, is fat as fuck.
obesity means the food taste good you idiot
why does he have all of his restaurants in coastie cities instead of flyover cities then?
Okay so you're just fat and want other people to be fat so you feel less fat. Got it.
Remember when Bourdain paid off his gf's sexual assault victim like a month before he killed himself? Good times
Both are disgusting, but for different reasons.
Meanwhile blasting other guys for being "complicit" in sexual assault.
Because coasties are cucks who will pay $30 for a burger and fries because guys face is on the storefront.
I apologise for always thinking this was a Smash Mouth album cover. I didn't realise these were two separate guys.
This. The flyover states are Christian and Bourdain was too scared to see that.
My local cigar place started carrying KnuckleSandwich. Dropped it. Disgrace. Why doesn't Rogan create his own cigar line? Money on table.
Bourdain would have been killed twice had he lived to witness the genocide of Palestine.
Question: would you rather vacation at a food-themed beach resort founded by Guy or Bourdain? Guy probably plans to do his own Margaritaville empire, if he hasn't started one already.
Who will portray guy in (((A24's Bourdain biopic? How goymaxxed will they make Guy? You know they can't resist.
Because he's a man of morals and won't rip off hard working americans
Guy hosts Triple D
Bourdain's squeeze took Triple D, and none of them were his
bourdain is a caution tale of what happens when a yankee j falls into the claws of a kaballah satanic j. asia's father has sacrificed people irl, she probably has as well. his poor chosen children. all that new trauma stacked with generational trauma. very sad.
Both of them were slop merchants. Bourdain praised shitty bodega processed cheese sandwiches because niglets said they were good. Neither of them make/made great food. Bourdain's favorite food was a fried bologna sandwich.
Did they hook up with Sandra Lee, traveling the world solving food mysteries?
How could anyone look at this and not see a demon?
Diners, Drive-ins and Douchebags
Could our man Jared have tamed the Asian beast, saving Bourdain from his demise, or was Tony fated to have a tragic end?
i can barely look at that image. asia has legitimate bad vibes that cannot be described as metal or "crazy sex" or whatever tf bourdain was rambling about. literally tossing your dick into the cabal's cauldron, then starting a fight with weinstein lol when weinstein is four levels of evil separated from this christ killer pedo witch, and weinstein knows it, he was obsessed with argento.
and hates white people
most Jews do.
presumed warlock. tony wasn't "fated," he walked into fire. shitty father, weak man.
my girlfriend has a really similar overall facial appearance minus the tats
Anthony Bourdain is the type of guy at the bar who just sits in the corner and bitches and broods. He may have a couple really insightful things but they'd be bookended by him mocking Green Day and saying the Punk died with Joe Strummer, telling you how the Mob owns Atalanta through 3 subsidiaries and saying you're an asshole for drinking with him because he has a history of substance abuse. You'd go to a Ukrainian Restaurant where he'd go on about how many people die every day in Ukraine and how every dumpling in the soup represents 10 people who died of war-related causes today and you'd leave knowing a lot more about Ukraine, their food and culture, their version of Catholicism and garbage mismanagement in Italy.
Guy would barhop from a bar with great cocktails to a bar with great energy to a really cheesy bar that's for some reason a lot of fun on drink number 3, you'd end up eating nachos, a crazy burger and an alcohol infused milkshake. You'd end your night knowing a whole lot more about how to make a delicious cocktail, load up a burger and you'd probably have feint memories of a baseball or soccer game on in the background that you don't really remember.
There was some question about who you'd rather drink with David Lee Roth or Lou Reed, and despite loving the Velvet Underground, despite Transformer being one of the fundamental albums of my musical mindset. I'd much rather hang out with Diamond Dave.
best run nigga
She’s sick in the head anon. Her father must’ve opened a portal or something with all the horror movies he made and she’s been possessed. Also not 1 single Italian I’ve ever met (men & females) can stand her.
If Guy could somehow start a fast food drive chain that served alcohol, he'd become a modern McDs. People need color these days. He should start a movie theater chain and publicly ban Seth Rogan.
I'd rather drink with Lou Reed in a dark concrete floor bar, and blow lines off tit balloons with Dave.
Lou Reed was infinitely more cheerful and interesting than Bourdain, he might punch you in the face through. Dave would dump you for a hooker in 5 minutes.
gushing over gutter oil soup
Vietnamese food is fucking disgusting. I can always spot a try hard pleb when they say Vietnamese food is better than Japanese food.
The only real civilizations left on this planet is small towns in the U.S. but no one visits us because they all think their too good for traditional values. Even though Guy Fieri aint white he still shows respect to the real Americans unlike Bourdain.
Most of the places he visits are in California or along the Eastern Seaboard.
Lou Reed
What's your favorite 90s rock album
Different audiences. Same purpose. That's the irony. Both advocated food as art. One was like "I'm not artistic at all." One was like "I'm uber artistic."
In Utero, Pinkerton, does Doolittle count?
Anyone who thinks Bourdain was some awful anti white racist needs to read the foreward to this book. He loved slop culture of dumb people regardless of the race or skin color. People assume he treated minorities better but he really didn't, he was smug to everyone
Those small towns lost all of their culture to globalization, something Bourdain thought was extremely depressing. really touches on this. Imagine if he went to Vietnam and there was no pho and just Taco Bell, that's what happened to middle America but instead of pho it was historical European dishes.
Guy has/had a rule that each meal he tasted only got a single bite in unless it was fucking delicious then he'd take several.
Man has self discipline like a monk.
Must be a newer rule because early on in DDD his kids complained to Food Network that he was being killed by their schedules. Also he's on Ozempic like every other fat white American
Anthony Bourdain was addicted to Asian pussy. That's why he went to Asian countries so often. He would get EXTREMELY high on meth, ecstasy, GBH, weed, etc. and fuck the shit out of their women for hours (and sometimes days) in hotels with the best food delivered to his room and medical staff nearby on-site if anyone had a cardiac event. Later he would go out on the town with these chicks, enjoying life.
Thing is, Anthony had a serious cardiac event one of these times, and from then on couldn't fuck Asian chicks on stimulants (or psychedelics) anymore because of his condition. He would get AWFUL palpitations, etc. if he tried.
This is why he killed himself. No more fucking Asian chicks bareback for hours on stimulants and blowing volcanic, earth shaking loads in multiple lined up cunts
Even in California, New York, Oregon etc. small towns have much more in common with middle America than urban shitholes.
Every small town in the US is the same, just like every big city is the same. A small town in Oregon, a small town in Alabama, and a small town in Michigan are fundamentally the same culture and have the same problems and advantages. Culture is homogeneous no matter where you go now.
Any man who feels the need to advocate about anything sexual for any reason has a hand in whatever he's railing against. This is true 101 out of 100 times.
Asian food in general is disgusting inedible slop. The only times it isn't is when they're mimicking western cooking.
YEAH BOI
More famously Filipino than anything Vietnamese
Bourdain was such a faggot. Imagine getting cucked by a kid.
Also he's on Ozempic like every other fat white American
I guarantee there will be class action lawsuits and documentaries about how Ozempic gives you cancer in 5-10 years.
Him and Will Smith would have gotten along great
New York is all mass transit and houses are all smashed together. LA is all cars and it's built into mountain ranges that have oil seeping right underneath dry grassland and combustable trees. They are similar in that they have a lot of people from all over the world, an insular self-absorbed culture and a bunch of people who think they're cooler than they actually are. Otherwise they couldn't be more different.
Los Angeles produces presidents like Reagan and Nixon, New York produces presidents like Trump. LA is a just a port connected to a Film Studio, New York meanwhile is a port connected to a stock market connected to a film studio.
So they ARE the same, but with different coats of paint. Got it.
People make up what a city is like and they're full of the same kinds of people.
painfully give birth to a child after 9 months of gestation
what would you like to name him?
idk just call him guy or something
It's short for Guyverdistandtlerich, fucking idjiot
It's short for Guiseppe or Guido unironically. Italian