imagine going to the cinema and they're showing camrips kek
Imagine going to the cinema and they're showing camrips kek
I was at a motel, flicking through cable. They had a movie channel. On the timetable menu thing you could see the titles and a bunch of them were "xvid.1080p.The.Conjuring" etc.
Was pretty funny that a commercial TV station was showing rips.
as long as they are bd's I would not mind, but if they are literal camrips then ruskis are fucked xD
basado, even more if they marketed idk mission impossible 7 or whatever is out on cinemas now and the audiences were forced to watch the cranes are flying or ballad of a soldier
Even when their glorious leader wants to cut off all contact with America, Russians still can't resist consuming our slop.
Do you think they have "Visit Ramash_Casino.com" in the upper corner the whole time or whatever watermark bullshit they slap on it?
oy vey they're watching movies without shlomie getting paid? this is anudda holocaust
based, support your local kinoplex, not multi-national jews.
If it's a bumfuk theater trying to survive
Dude they have knockoff Starbucks lmao.
It's fucking pathetic, like, why not make your own patriotic coffee chain at that point instead of trying to simp for the American one?
This
kazak / uzbek tourist
No, I never stepped foot in your shithole country thank God. Starbucks is shit and you are pathetic.
thank you vlad
ok borat, i'm not in your continent tho. gl not getting nuked or displaced
why would they want to watch pirated slop?
If my local kinoplex let me plug in my laptop to watch classic kinos I torrent, I'd buy a ticket every week.
imagine going to the cinema
It's over, Finklestein.
clapistan will spread its influence
I have Russian parents and all they watch is American shit but they don’t even like any of it. all they do is talk shit about the plot and the wokeness shit
there used to be an Alamo drafthouse in my city and they partnered with a local college on doing a monthly film series
one month was Hellraiser but they forgot to wait to change the feed until they started the movie, and inadvertently showed the blu-ray menu
absolute zinema
The business embargoes on Russia are retarded and only harmed Ukraine's good will
reminder that until the late 17th century, Russia still had no schools, no stone buildings (even a wooden building was fancy and advanced for a Russian, most people lived in one-room mud huts shared with their livestock), no paved roads, no ports, no printed books, no maps (even of their own country!), no structured legal codes, no sewers, and even the aristocracy was illiterate. Foreign knowledge was deemed heretical and a path to sorcery, shaving was forbidden, and everyone ate with their hands.
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it's inevitable
oh no the horror
When capeslop collapses the kino industry, all kinoplexes will be small local hobbyist buildings that just play the torrent or blue ray of classic kinos.
When the cinema pulls out HDMI cable
or better yet, home movies
Russian couple: "Is this nigga the Black Captain Gaymerica?"
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Russian couple: "Where's that USA Flag Buttplug he throws at enemies?"
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The two men are a Russian couple, huh?
They are showing pirated DCPs from Kazakhstan and Georgia, not camrips
ahaha once we block them from getting our gayslops Russians will definitely revolt. Take that, Putler!
wh-what??
nah they'd screen 4k remuxes
People still go to cinema these days? Just watch it online.
The two men are a Russian couple, huh?
Yes indeed. They even have decorated HOMO cops. Loud and proud. That wau, if you get a speeding ticket, you only need declare, "Suck my dick!" and they'll gladly add a $5 Ruble service fee to your ticket.
Russian Special Dick Sucking Forces, the SPERMNAZ are trained in tactical dick sucking military operations.
Right.
People still go to cinema these days?
no
In Russia they do. They have a captured audience.
The Russian Police Forces saw all the ugly young women prostituting themselves on Moscow street corners and said, "Wait a minute, I CAN DO THAT, so they used their densely gay military forces to create specialized HOMO units in their police forces, ask any Russian HOMO cop to suck your dick and they'll be on their knees in minutes giving you the best 5 Ruble knob gobbling you'll ever have. Since the HOMO cops set the blowjob prices are relatively inexpensive, as are the buttsex rides, the female prostitution industry has almost completely collapsed, "You cannot beat our prices!" Is the Russian Police Motto now. Really boosted the budgets for the entire police forces and the hungry hungry homos have full bellies of jizz every day. They've really got a lot of spunk inside them. Whenever there's a sports game, the HOMO forces Line up eagerly for some tactical jizz gobbling to calm down aggressive drunk men. If only American police could adopt this synergy of supply and demand. I heard some Swedish guy came up with the idea.
that unit on the left
This is america
Every single country in the world should do this. Intellectual 'property' is absolutely retarded and the faster we get rid of it by pirating everything the better.
Ukraine (nato) lost to THIS? That's crazy
Russia is the source of the first camrip of any american film
then other countries either add new audio or record another camrip
You can find russian camrips in the same week of the movie release date
Unironically, they're the gold standard of camrips currently
only harmed Ukraine's good will
Maybe in Russia. No one outside of Russia gives a fuck, well aside from the nutter like you that dreams of sucking putins cawk and Serbians.
less invasive than netflix or youtube ads
what the FUCK. what the FUCK is that cyclopean, non-euclidean being on the left side