What if you inherited a trill symbiote
But it was your mom's
So then you inherited her memories of sex
Haha
/trek/
Sex with Data’s mom.
should I just skip season 2?
You have to watch it all
What if you voluntarily begged your boss to use the Orb of Time to go to the past and watch your enemy fuck your mom?
start over
did she eat?
Lt. Cdr. Remmick was infected with a trill parasite, change my mind.
episode 1 was so exceptionally bad though
Fully. Functional.
It doesn't get much more 80's than your image
metv
stream it with a chat
I don't consider TOS to be real Trek anymore, and in fact it seems even less connected to real Trek (TNG-DS9-VOY) than stuff like ENT or DISCO, its like some sort of unaired pilot/prototype series now
no. get an antenna and talk about it here.
Well you see the thing is boomers don't get lower decks is the best trek since deep space 9.
This is the biggest dogshit ever, but you've got Elementary, Dear Data
Q Who
Time Squared
And Measure of a Man
All in this season, which are pure trek kino
You call that an antenna array? This. This is an antenna array
i'm an antennalet. i got a decent size one but indoors. there is nothing else to pick up around me though except when it storms, somtimes you can scan/pick up channels 300 miles away because the signal is being bounced around. 60 miles is the max range you can expect due to the curvature of the earth - any antenna that says '100+ miles!' is a lie. i get trek every night through it, its great
can you tell me more about your antenna Commander?
Seriously though, that thing looks pretty cool
antennas are a fun hobby. you can make one out of coat hangers like mcgyver. pic rel would be better than what i said i have for uhf signals, but notice it lacks the arms, sometimes called 'rabbit ears' - thats for vhf (most signals these days are uhf).
in my case there is nothing bigger i could build because there are no reasonable signals to pick up at length. 60 miles is already near max on a good weather day, so nothing bigger than what i'm doing nets me any gain. plus its inside my house so i didn't have to ground it outside with an 8ft copper rod in the ground
Spots or gtfo.
What if you took a runabout and flew it into a Bajoran temple?
I watched all 7 seasons tng was never good
what if you used the zhian'tara to have sex with your previous host
Hey there, let’s not go over the top
maybe discovery is more your speed, you turbofaggot
I thought it was pretty fucked up when we met Dax in the "Odo kills 10 million" episode inside one of his literal progeny. kinda fucking weird.
every bene gesserit felt their own mother's orgasms and Paul and Leto II felt their dad's nutting inside their moms
"Odo kills 10 million"
I wish that was an actual episode. Odo just going mental.
Dax in the "Odo kills 10 million" episode inside one of his literal progeny
qrd?
Children of Time, and it's 10 thousand not ten million but I don't think that would have made a difference to him.
You could say that about any tv show(minus twin peaks). In particular LOST brought to us by....oh right, that jew.
On the otherhand, Im having trouble rewatching it having just finished all 7 seasons last year for the first time. I recall the whole episode almost instantly along with Wesley not kicked until damn near season 5. Holy shit it literally took Eugene dying for them to finally drop the kid. Having just finished DS9 for the first time as well, Jake was miles (heh) better imhho.
I liked this episode.
(minus twin peaks)
What if you had holodeck technology but were worried about hedonic adaptation, so you gamified things. For example, whenever you watch a Star Trek episode, there's a 1% chance for each character to be unlocked--allowing you to select that character in your holodeck scenarios. You might take things further with unlockable costumes, etc.
yjk Quark's holosuite has a cash shop.
Deep space crap isn’t Trek and neither is your Rick and Morty, JJ Abrams fanfic garbage. You wouldn’t know real Trek if it bit you in the ass. You and your ilk have ruined something that was truly great. I curse you and your offspring. Cheers!
They have safeguards and vetting procedures for that kind of thing. What do trill hosts get out of all this? Is it just some weird religious thing for them? I never finished DS9 because it's boring
What moment turned you over to team TOS?
Was this necessary?
I can't remember because I was watching TOS before I was old enough to form long term memories, but on recent rewatch I think Balance of Terror was the turning point where the show found its tone.
The salt sucker in the first episode. If she's that cute blonde that the red shirt sees, she better run from me.
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why didn't anyone tell me lower decks was good?
because we don't like to lie
this is planet earth, not planet retard
Why couldn't the Federation and Dominion just sign a treaty to stay on either side of the wormhole from day 1? The Federation just barges right in and starts colonizing while the founders thinks the only solution is to gamble their entire empire on conquering the alpha quadrant. Both sides were acting retarded.
The Dominion told them to stay out pretty clearly, and they didn't. The Cardassians and the Romulans then attempted to exterminate them, and it's likely the changelings infiltrated the UFP enough that they knew about Section 31 and various immoral happenings in starfleet too. Most of the admirals are more Sisko than Picard, they really were a danger.