In a chat with IconicHipster.com, Finn basically said: dating when you’re famous is a minefield filled with clout chasers, awkward vibes, and people who just want to say they’ve touched a famous elbow.
“As someone people kinda-sorta know,” Finn said in the most humble-brag way possible, “randomly meeting new people is risky. Like, are they into me or just into the idea of me? Do they want Finn the person or Finn the pop culture cryptid?”
Would you date him bros?
Reminder that Millie girl eats ass
He continued, “It’s not paranoia. I’m not rocking a tinfoil hat or anything. But sometimes, you meet people who want the image, not the actual human inside the image. And lemme tell you—that does not make me feel like a whole snack. More like a vending machine burrito.”
As someone people kinda-sorta know
hes only know as jew kid from netflix show
I have more sympathy for child actors like himself that didn't really have a choice in the matter.
Like, are they into me or just into the idea of me?
Fag thinks way too much of himself. Talking like he's some rockstar or even has a reputable filmography.
That show is like the Simpsons of horror tv, next thing you'll know they'll be on season 30
Has he tried this?
Instead, Finn says he’s all about meeting someone he can actually talk to without them asking, “So, like, what’s Millie Bobby Brown really like?” every five minutes.
And before you start mentally swiping right on him, chill. He’s not exactly out here writing rom-coms about his life. “I’ve never been a super romantic dude,” he said. “I don’t do flings. I like actual connections. Like, talk-for-hours, share-Spotify-playlists, cry-at-the-same-movie connections.”
And in case that wasn’t already your green flag, he added, “Right now, I’m chasing stability. Like, full-on, socks-that-don’t-have-holes stability.”
Finn Wolfhard, the man versus Finn Wolfhard, the idea
Next one is final man
Whole lot of someone and somebodies in that.. I give it 2 years and he'll gay or non-binary just like everyone else from ST
It's always the tv people who get bigheaded like this
GoT cast all thought they were gonna be big stars
Just enjoy the pussy, faggot
No such thing as "true love", women will always chase resources in some form or another
He's probably scared of dating from years of being chased around by older cougars during his teen years.
Not that I think he'd have trouble finding someone if he really tries, he's the best looking boy in the show while Sadie ofc is the best girl
To be fair they've already got a stage play starring Joyce, Hopper and Vecna as kids and have announced they're doing a spin off series after the final. You don't have to predict the coming ST streaming universe over the next decade.
I thought he was Spanish not Chinese
have only released 4 seasons in 10 years
I seriously doubt it
hes faggot
he's right to the extent that once they learn who he is, a girl his age would get lost in imagination and idealize him.
If he doesn't end up with a real career then in 10 years he'll be fine, but for now he's in a weird spot with people his age. He's more like a boy band rock star equivalent.
This show will end up as the 60 Minutes of horror tv, still on after 50 years.
He's literally like me (except I'm 32)
a girl his age would get lost in imagination and idealize him.
I doubt it, he's 22. That would ring way more true if he were still in his teens. By 22 chicks have already graduated college and have been on the meat carousel for a few years. Besides, there is no "idea" of this fag anyways, he's been on one show. A fag like Chamalet could get away saying something like that and not be totally laughed at.
Why would a dude do a cosmo interview?
Fucking faggot
Do they want Finn the person or Finn the pop culture cryptid
Disgusting narcissism
he probably has something like super Disney famous boy status to girls his age
also he sounds like a virgin too, he doesnt know how to safely lose his virginity and gain the confidence to bang chicks and stop overthinking things
he seems still lost in the idea he can land some tradwife at his age and live his life out that way but that's just not how society is anymore
Just keep gooning.
There's unironically no reasons to date or marry someone in this kind of economics
Straightest guy I know
Same bro im 34 its hard for a yong nigga out there
And lemme tell you—that does not make me feel like a whole snack. More like a vending machine burrito.
He's this weird kind of mystery meat
i cant take anyone who uses the cock/meat carousel talking point seriously. everyone ive heard use that term has turned out to have a mind full of unjust and duplicitous thoughts
normalfaggots be like "boo hoo its so hard being wanted. people dont' want me for me". Being famous and people projecting your characters onto you IS part of who you are. You're a fucking actor.
try not being wanted at all you whinging faggot.
32 is young
it's an intentionally disturbing and graphic dehumanizing phrase I would never use, but I think there is a point that lots of casual sex does kind of mess women up, or at least make it hard for them to settle down into traditional, stable relationships
i think people just a 100 years ago, once they got past any moral reactions, would simply be baffled by casual sex that isn't prostitution - that a woman would have had so much sex with so many different men at such a young age, and to not even be being paid for it, that they're debasing themselves and not even doing it for money, just for its own sake
Not homo but I'd unironically date him just to talk about movies together and chill. Maybe have a few brojobs once and while and kiss but nothing romantic
imagine abandoning your wife and friends to move to fucking LA just so you can be lonely in a waterside mansion surrounded by fake gold diggers
pussy
If Macaulay Culkin could unfuck himself and found a decent 6/10 to marry then he should be fine too
He should be with Noah Schnapp
Yeah man, Finn's just gotta hold out until he's almost 40.
The counter argument is Haley Joel Osment who's still a fat retard and single
True, he does sound like a virgin. Probably still awkward when having sex, and probably still thinking like a teenager too, since he's been a teen "idol" for a while now. Stuck in arrested development could explain his gay and naive thinking.
wtf?!?!? how?!?!?
Didn't his dad die then he became a depressed alcoholic?
But he's making games again now so he must be better now
That happens with wealth in general. It’s a hard pill to swallow. If money doesn’t change you, it will certainly change almost everyone around you and everyone who comes to be around you, and that will change you.
dood just settle for an asian
It's shorthand for saying that by 22 most women have had experience with relationships and aren't romanticizing tv actors the same way a teenage girl would. It's just a fact that they've most likely taken a lot of dick by then.
As long as the gold diggers aren't actually siphoning away the wealth, sounds like the fucking dream.
eh i would agree but i dont think having a lot of casual sex or a lot of relationships is itself damaging, but i think certain personalities are predisposed to seek them out and/or be damaged by them. but it's all still generalizations and statistics. i've met women who are slutty, like slutty enough that they'd escalate to sex faster than i could handle, but they're still very sane and simply love sex. likewise some women seem to have a lot of baggage despite very few relationships and very little sex, and simply cannot be dated because their psyches are too damaged to consistently handle other people or even reality altogether.
i've never really felt resentment for women except for the fact that when they show their ignorance about the male experience wrt dating in general. a ton of women i've met speculate that i'm just drowning in unsolicited sex offers non-stop because that's how it can be for them. kinda sucks to have to remind them that getting on tinder as a man is pretty demoralizing as a man even if you can make women swoon occasionally irl
Became Bong Jovi son's trophy wife at 20
How did she do it?
Byler endgame or we riot.
Kubrickian
Meanwhile the nigga is swinging all kinds of dick banging young white nubile starlets
What does Sadie's stink taste like, bros?
The only people i know that watched stranger things are legit dork faggots with shrimp arms and ugly faces
Same energy as "being rich is sooo hard you guys :(". Fuck off with that. I'm sure there are problems, but it's fucking nothing compared to what the average man has to deal with. So suck it the fuck up and don't talk about "how hard you have it" publicly, because it makes you sound extremely tone-deaf.
post more Sadie
why you people keep taking these absolutely faggot photos?
IconicHipster.com
pop culture cryptid
that does not make me feel like a whole snack. More like a vending machine burrito.
Then fuck those hoes you faggot.
I dont like these feminised men.
He's Canadian.
He's a virgin.
imagine if The Turning was Rated R and they made it a boy poison ivy instead of just insinuating it
implying Millie and Sadie didnt bully Noah into Finn's trailer every day on set
tbf I think the article took his quotes and used AI to rewrite it in this way
Look I'm Bowieing now
He's famous. He's already fucked more women than the amount that will ever talk to you. That's the reality.
Photo shoots must be some sort of Hell ritual.
I don’t give a fuck.
When you’re famous, women will line up around the block to suck your dick.
How can anyone feel bad for him in a world where actual incels exist?
Cry to your celebrity friends about this, not the public.
He has such a kino face. But his ethos is Jesse Eisenberg-tier
Do you know how many of us would kill to have cougars chase us in our teen years?
implying
You hate the terms whatever but you know damn well it’s true.
a girl
He pitches (and catches) for the other team. He trots down the wrong walkway.
What about Sadie's sex life?
He channeled the Dafoe
bullying finn alot of gripping and punching
actor finds out they aren't successful or attractive enough to find a partner on their own merit, but still thinks they're too good to date a fan.
His only choice really is to date someone else in the industry, that's what 90% of people in his position do, but he's unlikely to bag an actress, and he's probably still insecure enough to believe anyone trying to get close to him is doing so to further their own career despite his is currently floundering. The sad thing is he could easily get someone way out of his league if he was willing to relax his standards a bit, but at the moment he's basically reduced his pool to almost no one. If I were him I'd enjoy it while it lasts, before he knows it he'll have to settle for someone anyway so you may as well strike while the iron's hot and enjoy the attractive women who are throwing themselves at you even if they are just vapid whores who want to promote themselves or only care that you're famous.
Food analogy
Am I the only one who watched Hell of a Summer?
Sadie standing between two walls
flared pants back in style
Hell yeah 70s sleazebros!!
The film is kinda based
Comedy Horror
Yes. Yes you are.
This boy got a little sugar in the tank.
Finn and Snood would make a cute couple
Do you know how many of us would kill to have cougars chase us in our teen years?
The man dying of thirst envies the drowning man.
Regardless, I remember growing up around my hot math teacher with big tits and I fucking wish she did something.
Finn, I know you browse here. Can you fucking stop spamming my instagram with weird ads for your personal website. I don't even know what it is you "do".
Have you fucked Gracie Abrams yet?