2010 kino

2010 kino

protagonists pull out cans of craft beer

"swag is for boys, class is for men"

stomp clap hey starts playing

We didn’t know how good we had it back then.

I hate these pretentious poseurs so much

2005 kino

protagonist has frosted tips and a sharktooth necklace

>"swag is for boys, class is for men"

This sounds like what guys who watched too much Mad Men would say.

stop doing this

He looks like a Mumford & Sons motherfucker

2004 kino

protagonist is wearing a von dutch cap

i've been trying to get into IPAs but they all taste the same and like shit and they are expensive. I think I'm just gonna keep buying Coors Banquet and Modelo Especial until I die

sharktooth necklace

Anyone remember these necklaces made out of wooden beads that beach boy-type people would wear 20 years ago?

Just get into actual ales. There's a massive variety of flavors and traditions and not a single one of them taste like getting your face fucked by a pine tree.

Would you like to try our garlic truffle fries?

Why does MGMT make Anon Babble seethe bros

drop some stomp clap hey bands

Pre-culture war "internet baddies" like hipsters and bronies seem so quaint and harmless nowadays.

2011 kino

protagonist wearing bright neon clothes and cookie monster snapback

sorry for party rocking starts playing

no more crunk era of rap

It's all mumble ass trap mixes and beyonce

2012 kino

protagonist wearing flannel and suspenders

"KONY 2012"

tame impala Feels Like We Only Go Backwards starts playing

Name one hit that came out in the past decade that’s even half as good as any of these
You can’t

based

shitty dreampop, baller rap, and breakdown nu metal from late 00s and early 10s was last era of human made music before sam saltman and satya nutella AI'd us

we never knew how mediocre we had it before the wojak and gigachad epidemic happened

I BELONG WITH YOU, YOU BELONG WITH ME IN MY SWEET HOME

They're shit

HOLD YOUR HORSES NOW

WE SLEEP UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN

THROUGH THE WOODS WE RIDE

DEEP INTO THE MOUNTAIN SOUND

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HH - Kanye West

Why are basedlenials so cringe bro?

Wtf did you call me!?

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I exclusively drink brewdog because the owner is a slavedriver who pissed off liberals

sold beer packaged in taxidermied animal skin

mocked trans people, the homeless, and sex workers in promotional work

mass workers tell him they are struggling with mental health. he tells them get back to work

people attempted to boycott the beer - so he said he is lowering salaries

leaves wife to marry right wing bimbo

0 / 2 = 0

Hipsters were so much better than SJWs in retrospect. If makes me fear what demon comes after them though.

I remember a girl getting mad because I didn't want to go to one of these shitty overpriced burger places and wanted McDonald's instead (back when it was cheap)

>protagonist wearing bright neon clothes and cookie monster snapback

man, I used used to cringe at this, now it's kind of cute in an innocuous and innocent sort of way

OLD ANNOYING CRINGE THING GOOD
NEW ANNOYING CRINGE THING BAD

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The cultural zeitgeist is turning right wing, like after reagan won in the 80s

they are the same people.

dude, EPIC mustaches and bacon xD

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Show me even one example of a restaurant that has all of these things. Hell, show me one with 5

better than zoomers. at least they were authentic in their cringe. zoomers are all just wiggers

Yes.

2000s edge

2010s optimism and internet speak

How are we going to define the 2020s? Also we're closer to 2030 than 2020 now.

If makes me fear what demon comes after them though.

You can already see the demons replacing them around you.

The trick is to find ones that don’t advertise how hoppy they are. Also, avoid the ones that inflate their abv, because they’re using it as a gimmick.
Or just do what says.

Hipsters were so much better than SJWs

theyre the same group

The cake is a lie
*paralyzer starts playing*

2020s paranoia and nihilism

Adolf Loos, the father of modern masculine "class", did not believe in tattoos.

The 2020s just straight up suck

Late 2010s to early 2020s - woke/COVID era. All of the Internet-centric culture of the early to mid 2010s but with none of the fun or optimism, everyone lived in near-constant fear of having their life ruined because they said faggot on Twitter 12 years ago

s optimism and internet speak
The 2010s should be divided into pre-2014 and post-2014.

I'm so glad we get to live in 2025 where a Big Mac costs 17.95

Bruce Jenner becoming a tranny and Miley Cirus' Wrecking Ball music video were the beginning of the end. The late 2000s-early 2010s happy era were gone, and everything became gay and political.

Obama was the start. Whites gave blacks the White House, and they just started up a new round of racial grievance bullshit.

Sam and Nick ARE hipsters dude lol

the exception proves the rule

What's classy about him?

Kony 2012 was also one of the cracks in the wall, but I think the driving forces of everything becoming weirder and weirder were the mass adoption and emerging omnipresence of social media + everyone getting smartphones.

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It definitely started going downhill with occupy wall street

Heh huh, nonsense. No one one would wear such a thing. Nor necklaces of small probably plastic rock chips. That's lunacy. Who would wear that kind of thing for just over two years or so in their late teens? No one would do such a thing.

RADIOACTIVE

SLEEP UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN

It's funny how much OWS got memoryholed and replaced with woke politics. The jews and free masons got so scared of Americans waking up for once they nuked everything.

Lagunitad czech pils, Guinness draught, Heineken. This is all I drink anymore. A local version of them if it exists

how do i get millennial milf pussy as a zoomer?

Where did the "EPIC beards and pristine flannel shirts" chic fit in?

shit?

why did they always have the full sleeve tattoos? was it some kind of "I'm classy but also tough" thing?

Vintage clothes and old-timey "accessories" like monocles and mustaches somehow became a giant meme in the late 2000's. Steampunk, aka sci fi set a Victorian-esque worlds, also became more popular around the same time.

go downtown to literally any city in the US. Thirdies wouldn't know

BUT BABY I BEEN PRAYING HARD SAID NO MORE COUNTING DOLLARS WE'LL BE COUNTING STARTS

dude it's a hat but like it has a gear on it

The dumbest shit. That was a decently cool aesthetic when it was just "what if steam engines were still the main source for power and machinery, no matter how implausible". But when they start making everything revolve around vague hints of engines down to the clothes it just becomes stupid.

*STARS

FUCK

The hipsters I knew were and still are all leftists, but all the women are also TERFs

Unironically good

it's another millennials take the flak for gen X episode

the only people at these kinds of restaurants that are millennials were the waitstaff, these were a late gen X concoction that somehow millennials caught the blame for.

I remember when this came out in late 2012, we were all still exhuberant from Obama winning and I actually dranks 450ml of craft beer to celebrate.

Post your favorite stomp clap hey
For me it’s Dirty Paws by Of Monsters & Men

I think the toppling element was websites starting to use algorithms for content, which came a little after social media. That made everyone get exposed to content they'd never seek out and they got it without context so that naturally leads to an artificially-created argument, and the algorithm loves that shit b/c it means a lot more engagement

The increasingly panicked way he says his mom and dad will never die

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cope

why do you associate with so many hipsters

Huh, I completely forgot those neon-colored optical frames were a thing. A++ music video parody.

Generations are more defined by the culture they consume than what they produce. Like the horrendous state of current pop culture is mostly millennials’ doing but zoomers and alphas are getting the blame

2020s is post irony and cynicism. It's uncool to do anything sincerely, doing so makes you "cringe". Internet speak has been replaced with advertiser/TOS friendly vocab, "unalived" rather than "died" "corn" rather than "porn", the total pussification of an entire generation that can't speak properly let alone handle any real issues, everything is the fault of "late capitalism" and "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" which is why everything has to be buried under 5 layers of irony, sincerity has no place yet is yearned for silently by all involved.

Any fellow gen z play the knock out game with cringelennials? We go up to people and ask their bday and procced to beat them up. We also shit and piss on them after as well. It's based

That was a thing they said wasn't it? I forgot

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Absolute fruits.

How did white dudes not feel like total tools dressing like this?

Because it got us pussy

Never heard it so I can divorce it from whatever parodies easily, and state that this song stinks. Irritating and repetitive and those lyrics are just insipid.

you didnt. you sat at home and played minecraft all day

they got told to dress like that by their record labels.

#YOLOswag

wearing suspenders while swing dancing got me laid a dozen times in 2013. you zoomers will never understand how easy it was

I think the toppling element was websites starting to use algorithms for content

You're right and it's weird how nobody really thematizes the various effects of that. People talking about da algorithms like they're some sort of driving Gods of culture you have to please for success is still bizarre to me.

you fags are too busy sucking cock to play knockout games

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minecraft is a millennial game tho

It wasn’t that popular. It wasn’t even really hipster shit, it’s funny to act like actual hipsters were listening to Mumford and Sons, this massive radio hit. The “broccoli hair” thing is way more ubiquitous than that old timey shit.

I don't know, but girls in plaid shirts are really hot.

actually we're just not interested you stinky dumb fucker lol

Yes of course after we got done shitting and cumming on them

It was just a funny internet phrase that was popular around the time.

They were hipsters nearly 20 years ago.

talk about how you're working on yourself in therapy, mention you volunteer at the animal shelter

offer to babysit her brown baby for free

Lumineers starts playing in you're path

Express disgust at millennial guys for always getting with younger women while you’re wearing a Scream mask.

lmao
22 minutes nails it sometimes

why are you dodging the question?

Imagine how much worse Gen Alpha is going to be. The nightmare never ends.

Lumineers

Hipsters loving The Lumineers reeks of an ESL meme, I don’t think it’s because you guys are young and missed it, it’s because you’re mostly non-American and very genuinely clueless.

Eggers

MGMT didnt even make "stomp clap hey" music. They made indietronica.
Also I (the unelected representative of Anon Babble) think they are based.

youtube.com/watch?v=nM9A656K1cw

i'll say this about hipsters, they were better than the SJWs (even if they were mostly the same people)

No Eggers is actually an autist obsessed with period eras, these guys just wore suspenders and top hats because they seemed vaguely "oldie timey".

they were tools thoughbeit

Some did feel like tools but went along with it to fit in. Others thought they were GENTLEMEN because of it and it gave them an ego boost.

Anyone under the age of 30 who cared deeply about politics was treated as if they had some type of learning disability. That did a complete turn sometime around 2015.

Yes we did and it was shit

Is modest mouse stomp clap hey? I like a couple of their songs.

Oh because I dated a hipster girl back then and many of my friends were into the scene.

Yeah. I knew Gen X'ers who loved them, but never any Millennials nor hipsters despite the memes.

What's normal, IPAs may be not your style, try something different.

My brother started drinking IPA and cigars and grew a beard but I started ripping on him so he stopped there.

There are other types of beers besides IPA. That includes "brewery" beers.

you're neglecting the fact that a majority are opting in by being some flavor of trans, fags and dykes need to ditch the troons to stay afloat

Last time in history where white guys weren't demonized

For me? Its both bad

What would the biggest internet trends of 2009 to 2012 even be?

rage comics everywhere

swag collages from tumbl that were mocked endlessly

edgy internet atheism, eventually giving birth to the fedora memes

vintage clothes and facial hair styles

fucking bronies

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Mumford & Sons

Was it really a dad and his sons?

it was a mum and her sons, retard

What about those stupid four panel images about "Umm girls you know like, I wuv you and stuff" that were always the fruitiest looking dude?
There's an Ainsley Harriot spoof of it.

For me, it’s Pompeii

Blops 2 + MW3 quickscope and knife griefing videos that would give birth to the MLG mini era of 2015-2017

mumford & xirs

I fucking hate IPAs. Sweet hoppy drinks that feel like they're burning the shit out of my tastebuds isn't what I consider a good beer, I much prefer malty beers. I recently went to a trendy place which advertised almost 40 different beers on tap and I asked the bartender for a malty beer and he paused, looked at me with a stupid look on his face, and asked me to define what that meant.

For me it’s the triple wiseman or prairie fire. If the bartender knows what either of those are without looking them up give them a tip.

2005

More like 1998.

Mommaford and sons are certified kino. Look at how little phones out there are because everyone's too busy stomping and clapping and hollering

youtu.be/gqbGHoiKNi4?

aren't like basically all the dudes in mumford and sons the kids of multimillionaires in the UK?

Maybe that's when it started, but I feel that 2003 or so was when it hit its peak, then started to decline. I was 10 that year and just about half my class had frosted tips, and I begged my mom to let me have them too. I'm glad she didn't let me.

he looks extremely homo sex

mfw I was 10 in 1993

I had spiked hair starting around 97. 98 was the first time I distinctly remember being asked if I wanted frosted tips because that was the year I started driving and I drove myself to get a haircut.

why were you driving at 15

14, actually, but I drove legally at 15. I was a ruralfag and my granny had a pretty bad medical condition so I got a hardship license. I want to say by 2003 the frost tip thing had gone away in favor of more general highlights for light-haired teenagers. I'm half redskin, so they wanted me to get caramel tips.

Also, Sum 41 is still cool and Drops of Jupiter is the saddest song in the world besides Lord of the Dance

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It's quite unfortunate that I wasn't able to guess when this video was made until I just clicked on the link to find out because this kind of person appears perpetual
It's 2010

literally just COVID gaslighting

my memory of that time period is watching halo 3 kill compilations on pornhub

Also we're closer to 2030 than 2020 now.

2000-2025 is the same time gap as 1975-2000.

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Fucking kek, is this for real?

Party rock is a top tier song and if you look back in the archives you see us memeing on it back in 2011. I had NO IDEA that I would be typing this all these years later.

this kind of person appears perpetual

The new cool vintage trends are JNCO jeans and giant key chains, get with the times.

Reminder that The Simpsons stopped being consistently good 29 years ago

no

It's the same trend, just different clothes.

I don't get what you are trying to do. That's what IPA's taste like. Why do you keep drinking them if you don't like it?

2011 kino

Friday starts playing

Lived in Halifax for five years. This was basically the stereotype when you went to check out block parties.

would icanhazcheezburger fall in that range or would that be more 2005-2008?
anyways some of these i know came out before 2009 but i put them here if they were at their peak popularity:

smosh

machinima

roosterteeth

raywilliamjohnson (react content, evolution of fail compilations)

annoying orange

shane dawson in blackface

pewdiepie brofist

KONY 2012

"play darude sandstorm"

silly bands (not really internet)

black eyed peas (a ton of people had these pixel avatars you could make)

creepypasta (golden age? slenderman, jeff the killer, etc)

first minecraft boom

adventure time

futurama memes

draw my life videos

rebecca black's "friday"

autotuned news and politics

AVGN, nostalgia critic, and other thatguywiththeglasses creators (online reviewers being forced to review the movie)

Team Fortress 2 parody videos

advice animals

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The Lumineers got played on the radio, which made women responsive to that sort of look, so tons of guys adopted it.

last class before the weekend

teach plays Friday

Furries, emos, hipsters, bronies... I wanna go back, bros. Give me those over a rightoid chud or commie degenerate any day

would icanhazcheezburger fall in that range or would that be more 2005-2008?

icanhazcheezburger had a brony offsite called mylittlebrony that was really popular in 2011/2012 among that crowd. Don't ask me why I know this.

This was never a large percentage of people.

Any recs for stomp clap hey/campfirecore?
It's genuinely kino

There's a pub near my house that looks *exactly* like that pic.

this one was popular in the late 10s/early20s so zoomers might be familiar with this one

youtu.be/uedJx6hkKS0?

2010s optimism

10s were soulless cynical fecal matter

yea

funny how universal this shit is
you find shit like this even in my shithole

Crazy to think that the most controversial person on the internet used to be a Canadian teenager with a stupid bowl cut.

how come everyone remembers swag, party rocking, rawrz, stomp and clap, etc but yet dubstep got memoryholed?
there was a period were everyone was blasting skrillex and monstercat artists

I was a teenager in the 90's. I can't believe how shit the culture has got since then. I genuinely don't recognize the world anymore.

cause that shit was cringe same with pop punk

IPAs were never supposed to taste good. They were designed to be transportable in a time before refrigeration was able to keep a beer cool as it traveled from Britain to India, which of course meant a recipe that prioritized survivability over taste. IPAs are genuinely ass and everybody pretends to like them the same way everybody pretends to relax around blacks.

"We" aren't going to define it. The recursive AI that has been engorged with the slop of the internet will decide that.

This guy tries to bring me a coffee i'm gonna go apeshit

I remember some advertisements for Nikon digital cameras (when those were still a thing) using that song, they played everywhere.

How far are we from that becoming a nostalgic aesthetic that people try to ape, like 80's puffy hair and 90's baggy jeans?

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I prefer this to the wigger epidemic America is currently dealing with.

too far

Considering early 00's culture is being aped now, I would say 5-10 years

Those were cool in the 90s, not the 00s.

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I can't find that screencap of a white guy who was an early OWS organizer. I don't even think it was a Anon Babble screencap, but he said the movement derailed when new people suddenly wanted to make it about idpol instead of class inbalance.

YOU BELONG WITH ME
*emotional trailer moment*
*wide shots of scenery*
ICELANDIC WARBLING

This was the era when grown men decided that Justin Beiber was the literal devil for being popular with women yet it was somehow socially acceptable for these same grown men to obsess over superhero movies.

Looking back, women had every right to kill capeshit and I'm surprised it took them that long to do it.

Weird how the "Guido archetype" got completely forgotten.

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One of those men here. We trashed Justin Bieber for me cringe, lame and gay. While also trying desperately to find ways to *ironically* defend Avril Lavigne.

Trump winning vindicated classless Italian-American retards

"Hey Faggots,
My name is Guido John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

Nice, I haven't seen this pasta in over a decade.

furries

They were always commie degenerates

emos

They all turned into mall goth wiggers on TikTok

hipsters

They were always commies or shitlibs, but they no longer dress like lumberjacks

bronies

Most became furries and the few that remain are rightoid chuds and commie degenerates

Remember when discussing the career of this up and coming internet personality was a one month ban?

the hell is stomp clap hey?

They were always commies or shitlibs, but they no longer dress like lumberjacks

That's too general. A lot of them also turned into cryptobros and Gavin McInnes chuddies.

IPAs are fucking disgusting but you can find plenty of non IPA "craft" beers if you want to branch out
don't forget literally everything being bacon flavored
I love me some bacon but those couple years it was done to death

these cuckold soibeards came to eastern europe and I hate them

2004 I had me a gf and a hemp necklace. Now life is hell.

Keep your head uuuuuuup, looooove !

Babel winning a Grammy like two years after The Suburbs was the beginning of the end for stompclap

yeah if my date wanted to go to fucking mcdonalds over a proper restaurant for a date i'd be mad too, you sperg.

the 2020s are an obvious replay of the 1970s imo
a decade of huge social change followed by a period of semi backlash that more or less pauses any further change
no? those polls show the a huge portion of that is from bisexual identification rising, followed by some gays and lesbians.

fags and dykes need to ditch the troons to stay afloat

not really, gay marriage and shit still gets strong polling and trans shit simultaneously gets BTFO. I mean yeah the political movement would be wise to split but what more fights are there for LGBfags to fight politically in the US?

walk under onto the 2010

HO!

HEY!

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO IT RIGHT

I'VE BEEN LIVING A LONELY LIFE

Can someone explain to me why there was all this quirky optimism in the early 2010s despite the fact that the world was still dealing with the effects of the recession?

We all drank Onigger’s kool-aid about Hope & Change.

they're making it about race so we don't talk about class!

Yes exactly...

it's all JEWISH LIES!

Heh... ok...

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Because the slow decline didn't turn into a fast decline until 2012. Stomp clap movies and creatives were still running things for a bit. But even by then, posters like this were already starting to get mocked.

He's dead now.

That fad didn't have anywhere close to that kind of cultural impact

advice animals

I miss those, especially insanity wolf

Chris-chan's weird antics wouldn't even be a blimp on the radar on today's internet.

Where does the Epic Beard era fit in?

Little Talks is 9.5/10 and I will stand by that statement in a public forum until I die.

Same guy

Instead of a drum beat, you stomp the ground, preferably on a wooden stage, and clap. And there's a lot of singing in unison of "Hey ho oh ohoho oh ho" and the like.

no fucking way id pay $20 for a fucking burger or a sandwich.

very closely related, just maybe 3-5 years later, same kind of people did it, except now instead of "I have CLASS" it's "I'm RUGGED" but they're the same, just hairier

That's a great song. It's for people who socialize and aren't miserable

Don't forget the constant use of the word "home".

Now I'm nostalgic

I honestly like those

feet stomping on the stage floor replaces the drums and there's a chorus

Why have I seen this guy so many times? What is this style called and why does he look like a tool

You forgot the black nitrile gloves

There was a short period of time where hipsters were all over vintage clothes, shortly before they all vanished from the public memory.

what if we replaced all instances with "homie"?

why did they ALWAYS have full sleeve tattoos?

Bachelor frog.

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My guess is lack of body hair
as an italo descendant I can't even understand full sleeve tattoos because the thought of having to constantly shave my arms is just... nope.

To offset the general foppishness of the clothing with something "street", as if to say, I may dress like a fag but I'm all man.

Fleet Foxes but they're actually really good

BLEED

instead of home we now we have "nigga" and whatever bullshit made up words zoomers say

zoomers think no one said "nigga" before the 2010s

I know I shouldn't, but I'm getting to the age where I feel nostalgia for this era

brain rotted cynicism

Zoomers think everything before 2010 was clean and wholesome and stuff only became "cool" in 2010. Don't ask me why.

oh yeah, invented in 2022

Zoomers, the generation of people who were children in the 2000s and became teenagers in the 2010s, think stuff only became cool in the 2010s? How peculiar

it's almost like the most popular genre of music is different now than it was 10 years ago

That's more of a Gen Alpha thing because they hate everything made before they were born. Zoomers love 2000s stuff.

Not really. 2015 music sounds the same as music now. Meanwhile music from 2005 sounded like it came out in another plane of existence from 2015. The Mayans were right.

we're in a thread about popular music from the early-mid 2010's and how dated it is because people don't listen to it anymore, things have changed. you're not wrong that "pop music" is a static genre but what people actually listen to is completely different now and in my subjective opinion not for the better regardless of how shit it used to be.

But they also seem to think everyone was filthy until like 2002 because they always act like people in any kind of period film must have been covered in mud and never washed

stomp clap hey starts playing

better than current shit we got, only *****r and gook sound lovers disagree

This is a thread about early 2010s music. Mid-2010s music (2013-2017) literally sounds the same as music today.

It's more Beach Boys-esque.

stomp clap hey

wholesome positive lyrics talking about love, family and friends

for some reason I'm supposed to hate this

Nope.

what is Gen A culture besides Minecraft and something Half-Life skibidy toilet?

Sane kinda nu-masculinity based on authentic nostalgia packaging

pic doesn't mention jews

anon brings jews into it

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Do you have any examples? I don't really listen to popular music but to me it seems like rapping has completely replaced singing in pop music, even country music. 10 years ago it wasn't like that.
And I'm not talking about Taylor Swift who's been releasing the same garbage for 15 years I mean what's actually popular now vs 2015.

Bottom right

There is absolutely nothing authentic about the guy in OP.

Same; I think it's the positivity and it was still early enough where internet was not fully corrupted.

Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar

kill me
But yeah this stuff sucks ass but what's popular now? I've at least heard these at football games but I have no idea what zoomers listen to now

It's Gen Alpha now, and they listen to the same shit that zoomers listened to. Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar, The Weeknd, etc.

authentic nostalgia packaging

Eggers' realistic period depictions are anything but nostalgic.

why do you keep posting this shit?

Steals your Digimon toy

"That was totally sweet, dude!"

"I don't wanna waste my time

Become another casualty of society!"

*Swears he can do a kickflip but never shows you*

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not there

It's not about what's popular sales or exposure wise. If you want to know what's this era's Stomp Clap you need to go find out what needle drops are used in A24 trailers or tech company ads.

I guess. People don't listen to the radio anymore so it's hard for me to get a grip on what they listen to now. Though some personal experiences have impressed me, I'm a millenial but I want to give some credit to zoomers/gen A, tiktok has created a resurgence in popularity for a lot of forgotten weird music from decades ago. Sure they're memes but I can't hate kids for enjoying Sun Araw and Duster just because they discovered it in a stupid way.

This era's stomp clap hey would be mumbling over underwater sounds like Billie Eilish does.

the point of view "psa" was more cringe kino than the christoak47 one

I hope the algorithm locusts never discover my old niche interests.

People mock stomp clap hey today, but that was still better than the unholy trifecta of Perry, Kehsa, and Gaga that somehow dominated everything back then.

It really wasn't tho

ehh I don't really see the point in gatekeeping things like that. Seems like dredged up old stuff doesn't get run into the ground nearly as much as new things that take off to the point you want to pull your teeth out. I'd be delighted to meet someone younger that unironically enjoys music or something else I'm passionate about. If I like something I want to bond with someone over it rather than let it fade into obscurity so I can enjoy it alone.
um actually it was sweaty

Twitter leftists would be defending him after trooning out

No

Correct on both points. Early 2010's era internet was a perfect sweet spot. It had just the right amount of accessibility for communities to flourish and for websites like YouTube to be sustainable. I don't think it's a coincidence that this was also before owning a smartphone and having access to the internet at all times was practically a requirement to live in society.

the rise is so low on those pants

>present tense
they haven't been a thing since like 2013 at the latest

"stomp clap hey" is a reddit term

peak millenial soicore

I've literally never met these faggots before and I don't believe any sizeable amount of people were dressed like this or acted like this

go be constantly afraid of being perceived, zoomer subhuman

No, it's a description of the type of music, which featured a great deal of stomping, clapping and saying "hey".

that whole tumblr was straight hot garbage

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Takes one to know one!

no, seratonin release has nothing to do with taste receptors. The bitter gene that influences if you like dark coffee or dark chocolate is the big one for liking IPAs, also they are higher ABV for alcoholics

advice animals on Anon Babble was very good, it was always a funny joke or something everyone could relate to. Then it went to reddit and it became 'let me tell you about my day or someone I know' instead of something we all knew and it died

no it's a reddit term of "HAHA I'm SOOO funny calling it that!"

It's just folk rock and it sucks

This is not a new term.

iPhone was released without 3g capability, being the last data using phone to do so (by 4 months)

iPhone couldn't take video, despite nearly every phone from the last 4 years being able to

iPhone couldn't play youtube video

it was insane how fucking retarded sheep were

It's called stomp clap hey because Family Guy made fun of the Lumineers in an episode.

I know, it's a 2017 reddit term

video from 2014

and for websites like YouTube to be sustainable

yt loses money since its inception. google only keeps it around because of the insane collection rate of user data. it's why so many other video platforms failed, they're not getting propped up by googles infinite money bags.

the early 2010s internet was already in the claws of megacorps which has directly lead to the shit situation now.

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Nowadays on Reddit, advice animals have curdled into a vector for 40 year olds to complain about politics and have dropped any comedic pretext

I'm so tired of political spergs, they're everywhere now.

That's too general. A lot of them also turned into cryptobros and Gavin McInnes chuddies.

Penis Fishing! Yes, you heard right...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jIpJXHwAgdQ

why are people going to microsoft?