So you're telling me that the entire galaxy woke up one day and found out that a guy who looked like this had made...

So you're telling me that the entire galaxy woke up one day and found out that a guy who looked like this had made himself emperor, and everyone just said "yeah seems legit, nothing suspicious here"

All humans look alike to me.

Sheev is based and I learned plenty from him. I larp as a libuck or republicuck (sometimes in the same thread) on the 'chon to farm easy (You)s from malding retards.

based...
that is my sole hobby as well

youve seen it happen in america, so it's actually believable

Tell people 20 years ago Trump would be president not once but twice and see what reaction you would get.

Well half of you would be calling him based unironically and the rest would be either saying it to bait or being called discord trannies for seething over Sheev

Have you taken a look at ANY of the current world leaders?
lmao

star wars It's just a cartoon
Don't over think it

His original name is better: Cos Dashit.
Then it became Cos Palpatine,before finally becoming soi'd with this "Sheev" retardation.

The attack on his life left him scarred and deformed. If you said anything about it, people would call you out for being an ableist

Literally less evil than trump

It happened in France in 1852, so why not?

made himself Emperor

The people wanted this.

The galaxy was so tired with the massive war going on they welcomed him as a savior. Plus he had a huge army loyal exclusively to him. And he was disfigured by the treacherous Jedi

there's nothing more retarded than being named after a math function

Caesar did it.
Napoleon did it.
Napoleon III did it.

When democracy fails, people will embrace a tyrant

Lucas is a legitimate genius. Deal with it.

Napoleon III did it.

Eh not really. Napoleon III was a good guy compared to II and I.

Caesar did it.

American public education 101

muh caesar was a tyrant

nice try optimate

then just fix democracy by only letting mensa members vote

*and Napoleon II died too young to do anything of consequence, which makes him lamer. Nap I had bad ball juice.

The common people were never asked.

Yeah, Octavian Caesar declared himself emperor. Are you retarded or something?

Sheev did nothing wrong.

The optimates were in the right. Caesar really did destroy the republic.

fuck off retards. You burgers wish your education system was half as good as those in new dehli

Schizo

the republic was already dead for a century by the time caesar made his move, he was just one of the more succesfull in a long line of men trying to make a power grab. his victories and dramatic death made some good storytelling aswell.

literally no person alive back then had any memory of the republic when augustus came along and proclaimed himself emperor. in the eyes of the public and much of the ruling class at that time, it was a dysfunctional and dead idea anyways.

99% approval

Yeah totally legit and not at all rigged.

He was a popular guy. Just like Sheev. Would you not vote for him?

Octavian Caesar

Gaius Julius Caesar had only one son and one true heir and it wasn't that octavian faggot

napoleon was popular because he won battles.
sheev literally lost the death star within a week

Okay but that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. My point is that, when democracy fails (as it clearly did during the Roman civil wars), the Roman people were eager to embrace Caesar when he declared himself emperor

Most people don't give a shit about who's in their government.
For the most part the empire did very little to change people's lives for the worse.
In most instances where the empire did cause harm it was in pursuit of terrorists.

i am more wondering why Aliens just accept that humans rule over them as superior

Its much harder to believe Americans voted Trump back in after Jan 6th when they all seemed to swear they would never no matter what.

Imagine being an EMPEROR who asks the peasants for approval of your throne. The Bonapartes are the most cucked dynasty to ever rule.

Hadnt happened yet, and the republic was winning battles in RotS raping what remained of the CIS scum

At the time Sheev ascended to emperorhood, he had just won a decisive victory in the bloodiest war in the galaxy's history. That's even more that can be said for Napoleon, who ultimately lost

If the US detonated a nuke in Florida and killed 2 million innocent American citizens "in pursuit of terrorists", I'm pretty sure people would start giving a shit about who's in their government

mobs are dumb as hell and the only reason they embraced Augustus was because he won against Mark Anthony

Not like they could've done much about it though.

If I was there in that senate chamber, I would've been able to talk him out of becoming emperor

I'm pretty sure people would start giving a shit about who's in their government

Nah, their response would be something like

what race are they?

are they democrats or republicans?

are you sure Putin didn't do it?

no way. nukes are fake and gay

how does that affect me personally?

will this help me get a gf?

Same galaxy where this thing can step in the doody and then be a senator. So is it really that strange? Do aliens even notice the guy looks off?

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I mean, the Jedi were huffing their farts for way too long.

Sad but true. Just nuke us all tbdesu

and everyone just said "yeah seems legit, nothing suspicious here"

I think some people eventually got together and formed a protest group named The Rebel Alliance, at least in the EU. George really should have put some of that in the movie though, maybe a line from a senator about democracy dying or smth, idk.

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People would actually care in America because theyre in proximity to each other and have a sense of national identity, I doubt that people could truly feel a shared republic or imperial identity too much because the scale is too vast

Sheev Derangement Syndrome

So you're telling me that the entire galaxy woke up one day and found out that a guy who looked like this had made himself emperor, and everyone just said "yeah seems legit, nothing suspicious here"

he also had a sex while looking like that and now it is canon

Same galaxy where this thing can step in the doody and then be a senator. So is it really that strange? Do aliens even notice the guy looks off?

sounds like a normal mature western democracy for me.

you have a fucking retarded orange orangutan racist dumbfuck as a president and you can't believe star wars could happen irl? my dude we live in a star wars like situation right now. my day to day life is based on andor.

it's not even funny how many (you)s you'll get with a retarded bait if you're just the first to the thread

So you are telling me an entire country woke up one day and found out a guy named Vargas 'an hero'd' wearing this and everyone just said "seems legit" and voted his party into unlimited power, nothing suspicious here"

you underestimate cults of personality OP

When democracy fails, people will embrace a tyrant

And nothing trump has done has been unconstitutional so don’t even think about bringing him up :)