Unironically how would you respond to this?
Unironically how would you respond to this?
no bitch, i'll fuck you right now
Yes
Thankfully IRL anyone who genuinely thinks you're a virgin will never mention it directly because they don't want to open that can of worms and get involved. Not only will people never ask you that question, they will also start avoiding any kind of sex or relationship type of subjects near you as well.
Unless they are drunk of course, but that's easy to avoid since you probably don't even drink or go to parties as an adult virgin in the first place.
t. 29 year old kissless virgin
I’m pretty gay ehh whatever the one time I fell in love and wanted to have sex with a woman I really really really fucked myself over because blah blah blah I don’t even need to get into it I told my story here before
Somewhere, there's a producer so afraid of weaponized autism that dropped money on a show that portraits a strawman of an incel just to keep some form of narrative in their hands
It just spawns memes
Whip out my IRL meme folder and look at them
I had a nightmare like this, with the same question and a Stacy looking disgusted after she asked me, I woke up after yelling and screaming in my sleep. I’m a 30yo khv now, that dream happened 10 years ago but I thankfully never had it happened again but anytime i see someone post this guy I get triggered from the past.
CHAD NEUTRALIZED
"Can you not tell? What kind of a slag are you?"
I would add that slag to my slag folder
i've been fucked over plenty of times
etc.
I would take a picture of her, print it out, and use a red pen to write "SLAG" on her forehead.
Yes
I'm past being le cool edgy and sarcastic. I strive for honesty these days.
"care to find out?"
no but I wish I was cause I wasted so much of my time, energy, emotions on dumb cunts who made me cynical and now i hate women
Everyone i interact with basically knows that's i'm a virgin past my 30s even even if i don't admit it directly. What difference would it make if a femoid asks me the same thing? I can just say "well my previous relationships were 15 years ago haha" and she will know i'm lying.
this is honestly a looksmatched couple. she's hideous
many such cases!
I beg your pardon
Yeah not since I was 10
No
Just bend her over and show her that she is wrong.
then neatly store it in the slag folder
"No."
i desperately need to have sex with eric
'yes'
this is true. only annoying cunts will ask you directly, and they would have been annoying cunts either way anyway. or, sometimes its someone who you've worked with for a while and you get along, and they bring it up out of curiosity just to get it confirmed, and then you can just immediately move on.
being a virgin makes him sexier hotter more attractive i want him so much
God that English slag. I would trade the world for a lifetime of her bitching at my drinking.
Easy, make her feel like a piece of shit.
God is not English, not a slag and definitely not a she, you stupid feminazi.
I just say yes. I get a perverse sense of joy out of being a massive loser, so admitting that I'm a virgin in my 30s makes me feel happy now.
You desperately need to shut the fuck up
this wouldn't work. do you seriously think the whore in the op has the capacity to feel empathy?
the fact that she's asking this question in the first place should tell you that she doesn't.
I would say "yes" with a slight self-deprecating laugh that shows you don't take yourself too seriously
it's really not a big deal
laugh and say i'm not married
ahaha this is me as well. I have no idea how the change in psychology happened, but I get a laugh out of admitting to being a freak to normies
Why would anyone white stay in the UK at this point?
Eric is not my name
I'm ugly as fuck. I also have asperger's syndrome and got molested by my dad for years. I've never had anyone ask me because I suspect everyone implicitly knows I'm a virgin and they just don't want to humiliate me like that.
I'm not a virgin but I doubt my coworkers would believe me. I had sex one (1) time 10 years ago. Lost my potential wizard powers and it wasn't even good, she was pretty gross. I regret it.
If you got molested then you're not a virgin though.
It’s a soap. If you speak to a normie about this they either don’t care because it’s a soap, or they think it’s good that they tackle “serious issues” on such a show.
Other shows (including the MEH OWN SOHN) do it as an evanglical attempt to spread the news of dangerous incels. Of course exactly what an incel is will vary and enter complete incoherence as people like Tate are called incels.
Virgin loners have been the butt of jokes now they’re that plus a scary boogeyman at the same time.
he probably sticks his giant retard cock into lots of things.
My dad and younger brother are both getting drunk and making fun of me for still being a virgin at my age.
Women are ruled by social rules and not making fun of sexual violence is near the top so it would definitely work. Even if the bitch was the driver in spreading rumours and jokes about you she would do a 180 and rewrite history to where she always suspected it and felt so bad for you.
turn that frown upside down!