Nugget induced blunt force head trauma

KEK. True.

Imagine if he did happen to have an active volcano like an hour away and he's rolling the barrel up the hill trying to get to the top, and he runs into problems like the barrel rolling down the hill so he has to do it again, only to get to the top and realize that one of the daughters fell out half way down the first time, so he has to spend all night looking for her
Then he finally gets to the top, pushes it down and it lands on a rock at the edge instead of going down to the magma
serious comedic potential

CHICKEN NUGGET

Sisyphus if he assdruk. Chrisyphus, if you will.

If I was Chris, here's what I would have done in Minecraft:

Went on a camping trip with family where they 'go missing'

Sell the house

Take my anal queen to Mexico

Live happily ever after

Part of the reason was Shannan and not letting him parent the kids. Kids will always be kids, but you don't throw shit at your dad. Then having your wife bitch you out for it. His motive was fucked, they easily could have got counseling, or a divorce. There was answers there, and so many things that were causing him and the family stress. Like Shannan burning hard earned money for mlm and Disney trips.

My dad would have smacked the shit out of me, and for damn sure I wouldn't do it again.

>www.google.com/search?=how-to-build-a-catapult

www.google.com/search?=longest-catapult-distance

www.google.com/search?=how-gravity-works

www.google.com/search?=is-antigravity-real

www.google.com/search?=private-spaceship-rental

Sisyphus if he assdruk. Chrisyphus, if you will.

Lost

sell the story to Netflix

infinite assbux

Google volcanos in the area

I'm not going to lie, that's some goofy shit.

Mexico

Live happily ever after

im not sure if those two things are compatible

gets free room and board

all the bussy he can eat

even gets to see his family

he fucking won

Mexico has an extradition treaty with the US as do most places on earth you’d want to live

He didn't win anything. He said "that's awesome" about his daughters apparent ghost. He's fucked.

I be you faggots don’t even ponder the distance to the moon,
I’m going to go do push ups and think about it

HES NOT SLEEPING WITH ME ANYMORE

Chris starts frantically doing the push up challenge

Lmao

Hurf durf, look at me, I ponder the orb and do push ups

You're not a wizard, chris

the cops going into the empty home when a neighbor sees a black suv drop a woman off

That was actually freaky, you could tell the cops didn't want to be there.

yeah, if you see my dead kids or that bitch wife send me a bump on msn messenger

oh shit, my kids haha, oh no where did they go to I wish they would get back to me haha

Anyone got any rare Chris lore they’ll like to share with the group?

He was a tar heels fan, fucking north Carolina I swear to god

Arf?

Chris originally planned to get rid of the bodies by building a “giant slingshot” in his backyard. He planned to use the device to fling the corpses of his family to the moon, where they would never be found. However while testing the slingshot he got PTSD from a nugget-related projectile incident and was unable to continue

wut

Isn't the "running off to mexico" thing a myth anyway? I kind of remember the USA will have them track you down and send you back, or deal with you in their courts.

Mexican jail

Oh fuck no

Yeah, it's on YouTube. The real bodycam footage.they searched the house and found no one. You could tell they didn't want to be there and rushed through it together the fuck out.

Where'd you find this? That's so stupid, it makes the fucking volcano plan seem plausible.

hanging out back and a fucking corpse slams into the ground

Read his prison book. It’s all in there

I don't know if it's rare but there was an article about his prison boyfriend that he's turned into his new human fog horn

God probably is taunting him with his daughter's ghost, He was already using the TV to laugh at him

That was insane, the kid, the oil. Even his neighbor was like "whoa"

I would've taken them to Florida and dropped em in gattor waters

You're thinking of death stranding

there's an alternative universe where he starts cooking meth instead of killing his family

he does it in the house

neighbor figures it out immediately

Two words: Pitbull adoption.

A barell full of lye and bleach, over time it'll wear flesh and bone. Usually flesh first.

Would it have been out of line for Chris to have disciplined his wife? He was a quiet inassertive weirdo, she probably would've been so surprised that she just had to comply

Keep it long enough and the bone will be like chalk. Which can easily be broken and broken down.

Didn't hear that from me. ;)

why would you post this on the internet unless you were a massive whore

I remember that footage. Weren’t there also voices and a kid’s laughter at some point?

Link?

There was a kid's toy that got activated when they entered the cupboard.

yes, you too

gets life sentence

goes insane

Many such cases.

Toys just do that

Except that I distinctively remember voices and a laughter.

Her and his kids, but he wasn't allowed. Memes aside, they needed marriage and family counseling. Especially(not putting blame on her, but she wasn't innocent) with Shannon's mlm, Disney, and rampant spending that needed to be addressed. O remember seeing on her planning board something like "goal, $25,000". And imagine coming home to someone that spent that type of money while you're working your ass off, the kids are out of control, and your wife is making the family fucking hemmorage money. They had ways they could have fixed things, but sadly, a mother and her two daughters were savagely killed so he could fuck some dumpster slut from work in the ass.

are you going to do to me what you did to cici

And it's heartbreaking..it really is.

Nicole's cellphone was pinged near Watts' house on the morning of Shannan's murder, this fact was covered up because her dad is a fed and she has big connections to Anadarko (his job).
Whenever Chris' mom visits him in jail, he repeatedly mentions that he'll take "the truth of what happened" to his grave.

There's a couple videos on this youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2741_m7i8 and you can find her name scrubbed out in a few police reports.

It’s a kids toy that giggles. It’s motion sensitive.

the absolutely asshole cunt of his wife totally deserved her fate. I hope she suffered immensely

I know, right? She was ridiculously photogenic. She could've been redeemed. He could've had a son with her. He had it all, man. House, wife, kids. Wife was fertile and still in the mood for sex. She was hot, had potential to be way hotter. He could've told her to get off facebook, stop with the mlm bullshit, find a better hobby. Facebook really destroys people's brains, it's doing a number on my own mother right now.
But Chris probably thought she'd never give it up. He probably thought there was no redeeming her. I get it. My mum wouldn't ever uninstall Facebook. There's just nothing else to do. She doesn't want to miss what's going on with her friends. She is on it ALL DAY.
I think if it weren't for Facebook, Shanann would probably still be with us. Chris probably wouldn't have cheated. He still would've loved Shanann. But she was too consumed by Facebook and all the nonsense on there. All the rage bait news, all the MLM scams, all the morons gossiping about whatever ragebait is trending.

tl;dr Chris is innocent, Mark Zuckerberg should be in prison for this

Chris refuses to accept responsibility to this day. In his mind he’s just as much a victim as the people he murdered.

this fact was covered up because her dad is a fed and she has big connections to Anadarko (his job).

Except you somehow know about it?

posts every second of her life on social media

kisses dogs on the mouth

gee I wonder why he murdered her

What a fucking retard he was

I can't reply to all the loose threads on this but

RE: Ghosts

all the evidence I've seen leads me to believe his wife and children's spirits still haunt this mortal plane.

The only question left is... WHY?

So hot. Imagine meeting this milf on a calm weekday with blue skies while Chris is out on the field slaving away
The neighbors are inside or working too so they don't notice you showing up to their front door and going in alone
Once you're safely inside she tells you the kids are in the room and to be quiet
You lay back on their dull gray couch in their dull gray living room spotted with trinkets and decor only suburban moms could come up with
The sun peers through the dull gray blinds as she pulls out your cock and gives you an slow sloppy amateurish handjob while you let out stifled moans just to push her buttons
You climax and you bellow out one final moan you're sure the kids heard as you cum all over her soft lotion scented hands
She gets up and walks to the kitchen to wash it off while telling you to clean up in the guest bathroom and to get the fuck out and make sure nobody sees you leave
God i love big titted suburban moms

You don’t kiss your dogs on the mouth?

No, I love dogs but they are not to be kissed. They are naturally filthy creatures and making contact with them through one's lips denotes lack of class and hygiene.

Chris was and is a fucking monster. Having your own daughter beg for her life.

The house has been sold twice, go figure.

You say that, but have you ever had a piping hot nuggie thrown in your face with the hot oil from the fryer still bubbling inside it?

Other victims of nuggie attacks will back me up on this.

we've seen your daughters ghost

that's awesome :D

Sick fuck, I hope it's not her, and it's a demon from the depths of hell tormenting him. But to him it's "awesome", what the fuck?

I love how fast these Chris Watts threads are, it's like eveyone on the board comes over to get their shitposts in before the tranny janny ruins the fun kek

Daily reminder that both the wife and children would be alive today if no fault simple divorce was a thing.

Indount they were piping hot, it still doesn't matter. You don't throw shit at your dad and Shannan should have supported punishment and setting ground rules. But since she was so lax, they thought they could do whatever. But I'm not supporting it, most parents would have disciplined their child right then and there.

You’re basically banking on the locals being too lazy, dumb, or occupied with local shit to care. Now the FBI has to hunt for you indirectly, requesting foreign telephone records, foreign surveillance videos, they can’t just wave their magic FISA / PATRIOT wand and backdoor into any system they suspect you’ve used.
If the stakes aren’t super high they’ll probably give up after a couple of years, and in the meantime you’ve acquired a new identity and virtually disappeared.

I don't know, I'm just saying from what I understand.

I believe it. The stigma attached to living there alone is enough to move despite the unbeatable deal they got on the house.

But Shanan and the kids are still there. I wonder if having a priest bless the house would help the realtors? In my experience, it only ever stirs up hauntings.

does he know how close he came to losing it all?

and is keen to present himself as a 'good guy' in hopes of being released from prison some day

surely he has a chance

there is one way.... one man.....

You're right, he's a necromancer who summons the spirit of his nuggie tormentor to taunt her.

Top much bad an intense energy. Usually homes that were traumatic murders have occurred it's hard to get rid of that energy. Because we are energy, and we leave it behind after death. If they're still there, I hope not, and..it's probably something else. Because demons feed off energy like that, cicis ghost in the hall late at night could easily be something that's not good. Thats why I hope their ghosts aren't really them, and they've passed on.

I'd be okay with letting him free if he goes full vigilante to pay for his crimes. Travel the world murdering serial killers and pedophiles, stuffing them in oil drums as his signature move.

He wasn’t convicted of a federal crime so his only hope would be the governor of Colorado.

How come nobody thought to question the dog?
The mastermind was hiding in plain sight all along…

This but instead of serial killers and pedophiles he goes around killing shitty wives and misbehaving kids.

Everyone is one Netflix doc away from acquittal

you better behave or the oil man will take you away!

I don't know why I laughed

"arf" "nah we good" still kills me every time

A fellow hunter, I see. Yes, I agree, it's most likely a residual haunting. But still, hearing kids playing with their toys, laughing, that's too creepy even for a seasoned vet like me.

That said, all it takes is one seance, one lockdown (ghost investigation), etc. to stir up that energy and yes, you'll very quickly attract a real demon at that point.

Best thing to do is burn the house down.

I want him to rot and be haunted by demonic spirits disguising themselves as his daughters and Shannon. No sleep for that motherfucker.

When I saw this little guy jump four feet in the air to catch a speeding nugget, it all clicked.
In the midst of darkness, Dieter (and Nichol's asshole) was the light.

if i was worth $50 mil i'd turn it into a memorial - but only for chris

Yeah, I think at one time they were going to. But since the house sold, and did before, they didn't. To collect taxes, so they didn't give a fuck. But I agree, it may be residual but, even maybe intelligent. But, sometimes, ghosts aren't human energy, they're something that you don't want to fuck with.

Ngl, it was a pretty home.

“Nothing like this one, for this price, in this area! Suspicious!” Kek they nearly slipped up there

im taking a hard right at saratoga

The house was actually valued at more, how much was Chris fucking making?

so I looked up the house online, and I originally thought the three photos were in memorium to Chris Watt's dead kids but no

it only ever stirs up hauntings.

Because retards will do it once and when the demons chimp out the residents shit themselves and stop, even though it's just a cheap scare tactic to stop you from trying to get rid of them.
Just go through the exorcisms and blessings and keep doing it until it works. The weaker the demons become the harder they'll chimp out at you.

lmao, are those legit searches he did AFTER the incident?

American houses are so fucking huge how are they so cheap

grayson

emersyn

cheap

Bruh were still in housing crisis because of boomers making homes and apartments barely affordable

"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! The oil man is under my bed! He's under my bed!

He said he was gonna stuff me in an oil tank. And then have anal sex with Mommy! I'm scared!"

If I lived there, I'd do a spirit box session. Tell Shannan and the kids it's time to move on, light a candle and tell them to go into the light. Then after that, I'd do some smudging and maybe some holy water where things happened to kill the bad and negative energy.

entry level ghost hunter and occulist.

I remember when you could make fun of black people's ridiculous names without feeling like a hypocrite.

take syllables from existing names

mash them together with the wrong vowels

No better than Deshawn or Jamarcus

If I lived there i'd invite an escort over to do anal sex in the kitchen while eating chicken nuggets and dipping my feat in crude oil while screaming " HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW SHANNON"

entry level not a retard

This is what you get when the majority of the population in your country worships niggers and their "culture".

youtube.com/watch?v=ciP7Hfj7ONE

Oh, and recite St.Micheals prayer..and St.Micheal don't fuck around.
Made me laugh, but I've dealt with negative/demonic spirits before.

gets to see his family

That's called using "trigger objects", for future ghost hunting reference. Me? I like to provoke spirits/demons. Call them names and shit, tell them Hell is for faggots and niggers. They hate when I do that.

Is anal really that good bros?

Is using a barrel a trigger object?

With the right woman anal is great. With the wrong woman it can be really shitty.

That's not a trigger object, it's something that someone owned and/or had a deep connection with. Off the top of my head, like a ghost who loved paintball, and putting their marker as a trigger object. They'll gravitate towards it, and react. But it could be anything, a toy, clothing, anything that meant something to them as they were alive.

It could be anything really, something they liked, enjoyed, pretty much anything that meant something to the dead as they were once alive..Like toys for the kids, and anal lube for Shannan.

Sorry I had to.

No, not really. He hid the bodies in underground oil tankers. The drums are for when he becomes a traveling vigilante, like a calling card.

BUT, if that oil drum is filled with chicken nuggie grease? The whole house might implode with psychic energy!

I'm imagining a version of Death Note where the shinigami is Chris Watts and he feasts on nuggies instead of apples

That's not a trigger object

Not in the traditional sense, no. But events and actions can cause spirits to manifest and interact.

Like having Civil War reenactors have a battle before investigating a battle field. Or dressing up as Cowboys while fucking around in Tombstone. Or even having witches bless you before a ghost hunt in Salem.

These aren't "trigger objects" per say, but they serve the same purposes.

Reminder to keep it thinly Anon Babble related

Cast the big budget Hollywood adaptation

spirit box session

Spirit boxes don't work. They are simply tricking the human brain into hearing something else to what's actually being said, plenty of evidence of that on YT. Turn off the captions, listen to it yourself, turn on the captions and I guarantee you've heard something completely different. Overall all of those ghost hunting gadgets you'd see on ghost hunting shows don't work.
The only way you can communicate with interdimensional beings is through traditional means like ouija. Also always remember that 99% of mediums are fakes.

some holy water

Holy water, crosses and prayers don't work by themselves, that's why there're trained and qualified exorcists who go through years of training. Same goes for holy men from other religions, they go through years of spiritual experience before they can face evil head on. A layman is very unlikely to perform an exorcism correctly.

True, but the best example I could think of is setting a barbie the kids liked near a spirit box or rem pod. Being like "hey, cici, was this your favorite barbie doll?, she's really pretty, can you touch that thing(rempod) right there sweetie? It's not going to hurt you, it's just going to light up and and make a sound, it's like a toy, and I know you like toys, it makes flashing lights and is really cool". But of course, imagining a white light around me, just in case.

I think we've been doing a good job at that. There's only 13 mentions of anal sex. Far far below the average.

Plus we have new information: he's being visited by ghosts. Noteworthy.

Maybe divorce should be reworked so that literal murder doesn't seem like a good alternative.

For starters there should be no such thing as community property. Everything should be in his name or her name, not both. And when divorce is set in motion he takes his shit and she takes hers. Kids get equal time split between parents unless one agrees to let the other have full custody. Simple. You should be able to just walk away from marriage like nothing ever happened.

go ahead pick up a nuggie and throw it

i dare you do it

But of course, imagining a white light around me, just in case.

You're blowin' it.. You're blowin' it, dude. Ruining the whole investigation. No ghost is gonna come around you if you're creating barriers.

That's why I tell my team, if they try that shit on one of our hunts and I find out? We'll being doing a seance for them next!

A pitbull definitely wouldn't have spared their other dog though. Chris couldn't abide that level of collateral damage, so he had to take care of it himself. He was being considerate and trying to save as many lives as he could, if you think about it.

All it took was one whiff.
A single sniff of that pungent aroma.

Fucking Zak bagans, a legit ghost hunter before they got all Hollywood. Has fucking empazima from ghost hunting and being around asbestos and mold. They were real ones, but the money, and I can't blame them. But that aside, they've investigated places I never even fucking heard of.

It's like the same thing with TAPS, they had episodes where they'd be like "you're house isn't haunted you silly bully, you're feeding chemical fumes into your house and you were hallucinating", then later seasons, someone rips a fart they're like "DUDE THAT WAS A GHOST, WE GOT REAL EVIDENCE"

NTA but they have a new season rn and I have "The Poltergeist Curse" queued up for later, in honor of Chris Watts, they investigate the real actual house that Poltergeist was filmed in.

I know they're going to get an EVP from Heather O'Rourke

"...Speil ...berg ...killed me"

TAPS

Those guys fucking sucked! Zero charisma. And very unprofessional. They're the types that show up, stir up the manifestations, leave with no evidence, and you're left with a demon giving you sleep paralysis.

Fuck those hacks!

Fucking kek

I liked how they debunked a lot due to people being dumbasess.

bro, I'm in college and like there was this girl in my window bro, and acting weird, it was a ghost

TAPS - "Dude, it was probably some drunk girl, you're at a fucking party school"

The ghost of Shannann definitely influenced the bitch who did this decorating, holy fuck.

Cast the big budget Hollywood adaptation

Nobody wants to see that story play out on screen. It needs a hook. Like, in this version, Shannan and the kids murder Chris and hide his corpse in an oil tanker.

Sad thing is, nobody would look for Chris. But let's add a Private Investigator anyway (Matthew McConaughey even tho I hate him). And he has a partner, a psychic (Joey King as "Regina").

Then they start seeing supernatural occurrences and start communicating with the murdered Chris Watts to solve the crime. But here's the twist: all the friends and neighbors were in on the cover up!

Thoughts? My Dad owns a car dealership so if Anon Babble wants, I can probably get this movie made.

what’s the point of a huge fucking mantle 12 feet in the air?
furthermore, why do you need 2 storey ceilings? goddamn waste of heating/ac bill and floor space

Based

it's to put the lamp on

Nothing more to leave alone or put decorations on. It was a weirdly put together home.

What kind of psycho mows his lawn diagonally?

Sure, but you need to spiritually protect yourself.

What kind of psycho mows his lawn diagonally?

it was a cry for help

ouiji

NOPE, NOPE, FUCK THAT, FUCK THAT.

that lawn looks good
too bad it's like 400 sq feet

The backyard was overgrown, except where Chris mowed the letters

S

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Looks like he was doing a cross hatch style, you see it in higher end neighborhoods.

Rupert Grint as Chris because appearing to be retarded is his natural, default state.
Kristen Bell as Shanann because she has that difficult to be around, nagging quality.
Megan Fox as Nichol so that she can just do the Jennifer's Body thing again and seduce Chris that way, and be the "evil harlot" that he later described her as

That's why I got a tattoo of a crucifix on one hand and a pentagram on the other.

Kristen Bell as Shanann because she has that difficult to be around, nagging quality.

Perfect casting anon. Perfect.

One question: do we make her brunette?

youtube.com/watch?v=MQ-CE0WLgSQ

I'd already feel uncomfortable staying in this house alone, no way I'd be raising young children in it. They should probably just destroy the house kek, there's an obvious reason why it's been sold twice since.

Why are you like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=3Cy7avVvr00
New push up tech just dropped

do metallicafags really?

Why?

it clearly says "spacious" you retard

I'm with anon, no Ouija boards. That shit is amateur hour and more dangerous than any other tool.

no one who does the hot dog dance could be an evil man

redpill me on weegee boards

If you're not directly parsing EM field fluctuations you're playing in the kiddy pool

it works if you believe in it

*oh and Megan Fox has to be the current, bogged, used up whore version of her, not a younger more natural one. So that it's even funnier that Chris blew up and ruined his life for it
Yes, make her brunette, otherwise Nichol has to be blonde too

more dangerous than any other tool.

Because it actually works.
Can't handle the heat, get out of the oven

Not to mention that you'll stick out being a Gringo.

at 33 watts was already balding and graying, with 2 kids (1 on the way), a wife, and a house

im 34 and about to move back in with my parents b/c my GF and i are breaking up and i cant find a job

fuck man. at least my hairline is intact.

Chris was also under a crushing mountain of debt and had gone through a bankruptcy in his 20s. At least you (probably) have managed to avoid those things

they're made of cardboard

oil?

What oil you talk about son?

remember to spare the dog bro

Not rare, but overlooked.
He was on those caffeine + other shit patches. Caffeine increases stress hormone, basically he was slowly getting cortisol throughout the entire day.
Shanaan even made him wear TWO at the same time, sometimes more.
Basically, she caused her own murder by making sure her husband has elevated cortisol levels throughout the entire day rather than having a normal coffee to start the day, dude was with caffeine + other shit patches 24/7.

Steelers fan

i dont have any kids, negro, and i would never hurt anyone, let alone my fucking family

i just cant help but think how crazy different other peoples' lives are at my age

One of these days I'm gonna set up a Anon Babble paranormal investigation, at a famous haunt (Alcatraz, Amityville, maybe even the Chris Benoit Murder House).

Bring your Ouija boards and your tape recorders. Whatever amateur shit you want. And I'll bring my Grandfather's demon hunting kit. I'm gonna lock Anon Babble down from dusk until dawn. Real. Raw. This will be Anon Babble's ghost adventures.

All I need is ouija and my lucky piss bottle

Chris I know we're in horrific debt, and my MLM shit is a money black hole, but I NEED to buy more shoes you see.

going ghost hunting at 3AM with a bunch of Anon Babble autists would be a laugh

it was only a matter of time before he snapped

No piss bottles! G*d damn it! Where did you go to ghost hunting school?! Don't tell me it was public school.

Thrive patches do not include caffeine. They are supposed to boost energy using other ingredients such as guarana and green coffee bean extract, which sounds like it would have caffeine but doesn't, or has a negligible amount of it

I was thinking we could do a live stream here for those anons who were too scared to go or couldn't afford it.

Anon... guarana has more caffeine content than coffee beans.
If it has guarana to give you energy, it is because of caffeine.

volcanoes near me

The demon fears the piss missile

100 pairs of shoes

they all look the same

actually absurd

That's not what he searched for. He searched for two specific volcanoes that are in Mexico and probably intended to visit them with Nichol. It was unrelated to the murders

a thread full of people cracking jokes about a guy who murdered his own little girls

Get your lives together, holy shit.

Sounds based as fuck, do it

at least it's not an oilcan full of dead children

he can't see the absurdity in tragedy

Mental midget of a man that you are to tell anyone to get their lives together when you have the brain of a stegosaurus

I'd glad she died now. Anyone who wastes money on that shit and devotes all that space to consumerism deserves to get murdered

Welcome!

to be fair, the jokes are predominantly at the expense of the murderer

film has foreshadowing

struggling with money

your wife has 300 shoes

constantly wants to go out on expensive vacations and cruises

drains your wallet with MLM scams

Ok, I feel Chris.

sometimes the supernatural seems real

"...daddy... wake up, it's me, your dead daughter Cici. I want to dance for you... daddy, wake up!!!"

if it weren't real, how could it seem like anything?

seems

im too much of a skeptic to truly ever believe but I like to dabble in it

Seems like you're skeptical of everything except for the materialistic worldview you're married to. The world is not just stuff, my friend.

This guy gets it. The world is not just stuff. It's also things.

something about his daughter appearing to him giggling and dancing just doesn't feel right

I think there was a "camping trip" guy who got away with it, at least for some amount of time.

daddy let me breathe

piss missile

In ghost hunting, that's a weapon of last resort. You throw that and on average, your whole team has about 3-5 minutes to find the exit to the premises before demons start killing people.

Too much babysitting. Too many tourists. Anon Babble likes to talk about the paranormal. But when they see it first hand, they nope the fuck out. I'm a Level 13 Ghost Hunter (certified). That means animal sacrifice before we even turn the lights off.

Damn, bro. You sound like the Jon Bernthal of Ghost Hunting. Can I come?

I'm a Level 13 Ghost Hunter (certified).

That sounds impressive until you realize there are 100 official levels of ghost hunting.

nah not really. assholes are only super tight at the hole itself, but a pussy is custom built for cradling every inch of a dick. anal is cool for the filthy factor but i prefer a vagoo

black dads abandon their kids but white dads stay and finish the job

too good

I'm cool with anons who Hunt Local, but you can't be any geek off the street, know what I mean? Ya gotta be handy with the K2 and EVP. Earn your keep. If you bring a girl along, I give you a discount and I have sex with her. Must be 3/10.

Kid was balding just like her dad

I don't have any proof but i'm almost certain that he was in kahootz with Wile. E Coyote

Have you never seen a human child

What are the odds that Nichol. joked about Chris killing his family and he was retarded enough to take it literally?

a what

100 official levels of ghost hunting

Yeah, maybe on the Warren Scale lol. Which hasn't been relevant since the 70s. And even then people called them hacks.

True hunters know there's only 15 Levels as dictated in the Bible (read your good book). Personally, I cannot ascend past Level 13 because I committed a great sin :(

HUMAN
CHILD

joked

There's evidence that she pressured him into it. But he just took the fall for everybody.

He was raped in 1992

This guy fucked a ghost and is stuck at level 13. Everyone laugh at him, stupid ghost fucker.

Imagine being Chris Watts in that house and having to be all like "damn, Shanaan, you're so fucking smart, all business savvy with your MLM scams. I would totally love to go on another expensive vacation when we're barely making ends meet." when all he really wants to do is get assdruk.
Like seriously imagine having to be Chris Watts and not only sit in "daddy's armchair" while Shanaan flaunts on facebook lives how much the girls love her and don't love you, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while she "perfects her vlogging".
Not only having to tolerate her constant passive aggressive remarks but her haughty attitude as everyone on facebook tells her THE GIRLS LOVE HER MOMMY MORE THAN DADDY and DAMN, BELLA AND CECE LOOK LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their gremlin faces contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day every time they hit you with a nugget.

You should be able to just walk away from marriage like nothing ever happened.

quit your job and take care of my kids

lol im done with you, and now you haven't held a job in 10 years, sucks to be you

there's a reason for it. obviously it's open to abuse, but it's there for a reason

Chris Watts Bodycam Footage is the defining kino of early 21st century Americana. Here's a man, who in any other era would be a model of a father and husband, toiling away in the desert, driving a ludicrously large truck and spending enough gas to burn a small settlement, from one oil well to another, to feed his family and the rapidly expanding waste of human civilization. Nowhere is this more evident than in suburbias like the one Watts family lived in, one triple mortgaged 2008 era McMansion haphazardly joined at the hip with another, ever in danger of foreclosure if their lordships of Black Rock land feel like it. Raising a small family under the ever watchful, lidless eye of neighbor's CCTV, mutely following every movement, logging times of departure, loggin when Chris comes home at night after a grueling day in the desert only to be welcomed by the newest iteration of iPhone beaming in his face, DADDY'S HOME! he hears what looks like the woman he married scream to her 14 MLM peddlers, streaming his terrified features to a bevy of emoticons. What's left is to drag yourself upstairs, pelletted by two unruly, nonverbal children left to their own devices while mommy sells another nicotine patch for whopping $4.99 before tax. While desperation lulls him into listless sleep, Chris dreams of a cave, any cave he could just retreat to, unplug from the world.