TERRAIN PULL UP!

TERRAIN PULL UP!

TERRAIN PULL UP!

grow up obsessed with plans and aeronautics

play flying simulators and dogfighting games all day

spend years training and studying

finally become a pilot after weeks, maybe months of training

first day on the job

sit down in the cockpit waiting for your co-pilot

the ugliest, fattiest, blackest nigger bitch walks in and sits down jabbering about nothing

you find out soon enough she's got almost none of the education you have and half the training at best

apparently this is the person you'll have to trust your and several hundred people's lives in for the next several hours

genuinely, what do you? quit?

it's a

mechanics forgot the difference between Pounds and Kilograms and now your plane literally ran out of fuel in mid flight

episode

you know what to do, anon

RETARD

RETARD

RETARD

it's a "I'll just reuse this cotter pin, what could go wrong?" episode

pilot loses track of where he is

flies into a mountain

I wish my life was narrated like an ACI episode.

Fuck you beat me

This doesn't actually happen and most instances of pilot error come from male brained "I don't need to ask for help" thinking

For me, it's the pilot who did coke the night before.

That's 91% of them.

For me, it's First Officer "Stallmaster" Bonin

spend years training and studying

finally become a pilot after weeks, maybe months of training

Wat

Legitimately one of the most depressing episodes. Entire accident was caused by one pilot sperging out

Northwest Airlink Flight 5719 is similarly depressing

It is incredible that there are pilots who cannot even do basic bitch flying like getting out of a stall and yet are supposedly qualified to fly the giant widebodies with hunderds of people onboard. Clownworld.

its how it works in india

RETARD POWER
RETARD POWER
RETARD POWER

You give them directions to the galley and calmly explain that they have three seconds to get their ass out of the cockpit and fetch you a cup of coffee.
You then find the white male pilot in the jump seat who is deadheading and tell him to suit up.