I wan 9 when TPM came out, i had the original trilogy on VHS, a bunch of toys and was super hyped. I enjoyed it when i watched it in the theater and most of the boys in my class at school got on the star wars hype train too.
The only people i remember hating the prequels at the time were super nerdy adults. Fat virgins
I wan 9 when TPM came out, i had the original trilogy on VHS, a bunch of toys and was super hyped...
I was seven and everyone thought Jar Jar sucked
super nerdy adults. Fat virgins
I saw one of those on Fb Marketplace earlier this year. Seller wanted $1k. It sold, though.
Also stop seething about people hating your slop movies. The prequels were only good if you were a kid.
Wow that thing is in pristine condition. 1k is a steal.
i was 14 and to this day have never watched a single star war in my life (and never will!) im 40 years old now and still hate nerds and give them swirlies on sight if i see them
imagine getting mad over a cgi frog or a little kid in a MADE UP universe that literally had no impact on any of the plot. 1-6 were great movies and if you think otherwise you're a faggot with way too much time on their hands
I’m just tired of the revisionism that “everybody hated the prequels”. It started when RLM did their review.
Sure they have their flaws, but to say that the majority of people didnt enjoy them is dishonest.
Kek yeah you were 9 and you knew how many nerdy adults? You're just lying on the Internet. What possessed you to do this? Lying hurts your soul, anon. It makes God cry. I was 9 and I know for a fact that the prequels were absolute shit. And I didn't know anything about what adults thought about it because I wasn't online. Fucking lying zoomers man. Get rekt unc frfr your movie is 25 year old slop that nobody cares about.
get those nerds!
how much for the blockbuster watto in my parents basement
I may have nutted on it once
If you think prequel hate started with Plinkett you are incredibly naive or simply just too young
holy relics of the past
based
Same
Yes, small children liked it. It had flashing lights and cartoon characters. Just like Plinkett said.
No plinketts dumbass said we wouldn't like the trade disputes which we did!!!
TPM was a wild time. Every fucking store was promoting that shit. It was like a cultural event. The closest thing I can compare it to for recent times was probably End Game but it eclipsed that. Like I remember being a kid, going to my cousins house, walking on the main road, 7/11, Toys R Us, Walmart, Gas Stations all had TPM advertising and we went to Taco Bell to get a TPM themed meal which was something crazy like 10 tacos and nachos and a drink for like $5
found one of the fat virgins
It started when RLM did their review
Nope
Another moviebob that wanted to kill kids like the other anon
Darth maul was cool, the two main Jedi were cool, and pod racing was fun, especially with the video game tie in
I, SISSYcas, JOBBER of the film industry, humbly kneel to:
CHADklasa-sama, my master, who mindraped me into selling Star Wars to white slavers
Iger-sama, my one true love and other master
Cameron-sama, who’s box office I will never surpass
Coppola-sama, who I will never have more Oscars than
Kennedy-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Spielberg-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb like I was Heather O'Rourke
Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)
Johnson-sama, who’s movie was so bad that it utterly raped the Star Wars franchise to the point of irrelevance
Filoni-sama, who molested the EU with his wolf cock
Don't forget these bad boys
Unironically rate Attack of the Clones above Persona and Yojimbo. Yes I have sex daily with females. Fuck those YouTube Space Cop fucks.
i was the same age. i loved the build up marketing, i (parents) bought the toys, the posters, me and my bros went as obi won qui gon and darth maul. we watched the movie over and over. we loved it. not to mention the games which are still praised even by the fags who hated it
critique of one of the greatest to come out of Hollywood on jewtube
release this slop
Do Americans really
both of you are right. the overgrown manchildren were the ones crying. but jar jar was also crap.
is the cum stain still present?
I was 6 when it came out
hated Jar Jar, thought the whole movie was boring as fuck, except the pod racing scene and last fight. didn't really understand the "hype" until i got older. But i definitely don't remember anyone saying this movie was "great"
I was 14 and was there for the opening. I had a great time.
The prequels are poorly written movies but they made for the absolute best video games
Can't say the same for the sequels which are gay, brown, and poorly written
My dad liked it and he was in his mid 40s at the time.
I own a vending machine and when guests come over and we're approaching it but it's not yet in view I ask if they want a drink and when they say yes right when the vending machine comes into view I say okay 25 cents each. Big hit every time.
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger
That Star Wars merch push was everywhere. For millenials it lived up to the hype.
the sequels don't even have tie-in games apart from the lego version of the force awakens
for some reason the mouse literally is unable to into the vidya market and it's continued down the line to feige and kennedy, they are literally retards when it comes to games which is why they picked the worst publishers/developers to make games based on their products
I think battlefront fucked up a lot of their plans. The original offline games were kino.
those are parentheses, phone poster
EA fucked up their plans you mean
EA forced dice to release the game half finished
EA forced dice to include a gambling minigame
the devs and community team at dice are retards, but they're pleasant people otherwise
So many retarded speculative collectors bought up all that plastic shit thinking it would be the next beanie babies. Star Wars toys had a big surge in collector value in the 90s before Lucas flooded the market with rereleases
So many retarded speculative collectors bought up all that plastic shit thinking it would be the next beanie babies
and they were right
the og kenner figures are worth thousands, tens of thousands if you have them in the original packaging
This prequel shilling has come in waves, like someone turning a faucet on and off. So what's influencing this?
I was in my late teens when AOTC came out and me and my friends thought it was cool.
And the other shit that had been sitting in basements for 15 years.
ROTS re-release and the finale of Andor
mostly the re-release
it's the crypto loser mindset. anybody that jumped on DOGE or bitcoin once it made headlines ended up with fucking nothing. same retards that buy shoes and keep them in the box, or get trading cards in bulk. the market is dead once it becomes mainstream, and it becomes a game for suckers to lose money. basically gambling addicts
similar story for me, except I was fifteen, and I knew when I saw it, something was off. I saw it a few times in theater, there was good music. There was of course the use of established characters I was already fond of. There were lightsabers, and a cool looking bad guy. Still something just bugged me about it, and not just every single Jar Jar scene. The whole thing was a mess, but a mess with wonderful window dressing, and an impeccable brand name (at the time). It was when the vhs came out, I was able to watch it in an environment free of distraction. It was shit, it was complete fucking shit. I talked to my friends at school about it, they all had similar feelings. Over the next years of school I noticed a lot of the kids were shitting on it, nobody was excited for the upcoming movies. I went of course, because I was a fan, and maybe they’d figure out what went wrong, and how to fix it. NOPE, another abortion. I went to see Revenge of the Sith as well, just to complete my knowledge on the series that had been so special to me. So I ignored Star Wars for many many years after that. How fucking bad it was, somehow smeared shit over what I had enjoyed. After school was over for me, and I started various jobs, the prequels would come up from time to time, and they’d be shit on by myself, and others. Years went by, until someone younger than me, said he actually liked it. We all laughed, because we really thought he was joking. The movies were so hated, nobody could imagine, that even a retarded person could find joy in them. Yet there he was, the gayest faggot I’d ever met, professing his love for digital scat. Then online it started to happen, people like you coming out of the closet, and flying your freak flags. I have enjoyed some Star Wars since the shitty prequels, it isn’t some agenda against new media, it really is that your trilogy is fucking dogshit anon, and you’ve made it your personality to die on this hill of poodoo.
I was an adult and I hated it but by then I knew george was a hack. YUB NUB!
Pointless parentheses are faggot brackets
I fucking despise those pokemon card freaks
it goes way beyond pokemon, that's what i was saying. when it was just pokemon and yugioh there was still some value, like the the beanie babies. now they have guys who are addicted to sports gambling watching podcasts and shit and buying up sports cards. i have a coworker, a grown man with a wife and a 14 year old kid, literally telling me at work that he opened a pack of football cards and got a cool player. it's the most pathetic shit i've ever heard of. he's convinced he's going to open one and get a "rare" card or whatever and be able to sell it on ebay or something.