Wait, I have another one: What do computers like to eat? ...Chips....haha got it? Anyway...

Wait, I have another one: What do computers like to eat? ...Chips....haha got it? Anyway, about those kids and that wife, yeah I miss them

You endure nuggies induced blunt force head trauma and tell me you wouldn't do the same

Why did he talk to the cops?

Kys

calls school the morning after killing his wife and kids

"yeah my kids won't be attending anymore"

a brilliant

I was uh...at home...when they...uh...left...uh...Shahanshah said she had to...uh...go visit her family in Saudi Arabia...

nuggies induced blunt force head trauma

lmao

is this like the one time where a normgroid went outside his programming?

He was literally a retard, the cops are VERY lucky he was so stupid to admit doing it to his dad within 5 minutes of being left alone. If he got a lawyer his fuckbuddy would be in prison right now

Why didn't he just lock them in a room and wait for them to die and then say his wife was on an extreme diet.

lmao why do foids obsess so much over true crime shows? they're retarded

FUCK YEAH ANOTHER CHRIS WATTS THREAD LETS GO

why do conservatives defend people who kill their family?

Posting before the faggyjanny takes it down

@210828883
why is this literal troon sperging out acting like he's a woman lmao, we're not talking about you moron

You're Chris Watts. It's 8am the morning you killed your family and Shanan's friend has just informed the police she is missing. They're on the way to your house right now. How the FUCK do you get away with it?

YWNBAW

nuggies induced blunt force head trauma

Jesus Christ

The difference is women are obsessed with the "almost got away with it" types who have a method to their madness and the intelligence/streetsense to make their murders hard to solve, Anon Babble is obsessed with retards who try anal and murder their family or murder their 4/10 oneitis and don't know

google local spacex rocket launches

Rush them with a kitchen knife, there's no way life in prison is better than suicide by cop

Drive to the nearest active volcano and hope for the best.

If Chris got a lawyer he would still be in prison now too, it just might have taken a bit longer to convict him.
My impression is that on some level he felt enough guilt over what he had done that he wanted to surrender to the system and accept his fate, despite the facade he intially put up

MY CLIENT WAS ASSDRUNK, YOUR HONOR
A WHIFF OF IT SENT HIM INTO A MANIC FRENZY

The volcanoes he searched for are in Mexico, he was likely planning a trip there with the mistress and they were potential hiking locations.

simple fact is he almost got away with it. the police got VERY lucky.

LE EBIL CONSERBATIBES out of nowhere

Rent free.

Oil be glad to see them again, ha. Oh no, nothing, just thought of something funny

Man, I would force three dead bodies into a barrel of oil just to see that family again…

I don't know.

There's no way I could do what this absolute monster did without laughing.

Life in prison
Or getting ass drunk in the Congo and making up for his evil by building schools for africans or some shit.
He could have always come back in his 80s and said he did it.

kek

You know it's over but you play dumb to make it more kino.

no more metallica, chris

"Your Honor, if I may. The crimes charged against my client are quiet intense, but have we taken the time to understand the position he was in?"

"Two little girls, or as I'd prefer to call them, bullies throwing scalding hot chicken nuggets at a poor, defenseless father. Now, I know a Judge of your status isn't going to be eating stuff like that, but let me tell you your Honor, those things can get pretty hot."

"How'd those bullies even manage to heat them up like that? The mother, of course. I'm not calling her the ring leader in such a scheme, but I am suggesting she had a hand in it."

"So maybe we just have a case of a poor father, who enjoys a nice late drive, curious about the world and googling to learn more, who just so happened to be put in a defensive situation and, in true American fashion, exercised necessary force to defend himself?

Me and my mommy and my daddy

He seems kind of like a beta autismo so he probably loves the sense of day care in prison, and wouldn’t have the cajones to make a real man of himself

Is this like Chris' own personal story?

Exhibit A

Now that the dust has settled, it's time to admit it, Anon Babble:
She's mid.

an autobiography? yes

No the dog ratted him out

would.

Dumbest murder ever or is there someone else that rivals him?

Did you miss the part where this retard buried his wife on his work property and shoved the kids in the oil tanks?
They were closing in on it during the interview, he was never leaving that room a free man.

Whats stopping killers from just going to the Congo/Somalia/other lawless shitholes and just becoming essentially invisible? He obviously had some money

why do I feel unironically convinced?

my wife and kids are missing

oh yeah, and I refuse to talk to the cops, I refuse to give them any aid in the investigation

Suspicious as fuck

t. Ted Backus

Mental how this guy killed his little daughters and pregnant wife and still received dozens of love letters from women in prison kek

Do suspicious all you want, they cant use the fact that you refuse to talk to them without a lawyer present against you.

Post the yes chad meme with cece

At the very least he still could have refused/avoided taking the polygraph, knowing he had no ability to act and lie his way through it.

She is easily a 7

Arf?

You're not supposed to know that they are dead at that point. It doesn't really matter, even without talking he would have been caught soon

You just know Shannan had that financially abusive and incompetent BPD stare about her. You come home from work and once again she’s standing there, in that one perfect fucking spot she found that blocks the natural freedom of the house, with that fucking shit-eating smile and you just know she’s going to tell you once again she’s spent $2500 of your money on another MLM and she’s going to ask you to be proud of her as if she was doing gainful work for the family and not directly worsening all their financial problems which she created by persistently lying she’ll eventually contribute to what she beats you into buying for her, only for every month to just destroy thousands of dollars and expect you to treat her like a hardworking partner and not a weight around your neck. And she’s not mean about it either, that’s the sickest part, she just stands there looking stupid, asking to be treated like she’s stupid, just demanding with every ignorant little movement that you validate this catastrophic lie that he life has become. Need I go on?

I (male) sent all those

exhibit A and B

not with that fivehead she ain't