She hadn't lived abroad for 6 months discovering herself you sick fuck

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kek

Fuck women

Alright, that's a good one.

many are saying this

When

they dont let me

HER BODY COUNT WAS ONLY DOUBLE DIGITS YOU SICK FUCK

The problem with women these days is that if 1 thing can go right, there are 9 things that can go wrong and if they go wrong, they generally go life destroyingly wrong. There's this weird state that women exist in where they're simultaneously boss bitches who don't need no man, but they also depend on you to provide for them or they'll wither and die like fragile little flowers. I don't think I'm unique in that I could legitimately be happy dating a boss bitch who actually is a boss bitch who is successful and has ambition to build something together or a pretty retard that needs you to provide for them, but they're also appreciative of everything you do for them. What doesn't work is some girl that oscillates between boss bitch and fragile flower unpredictably or who is terminal loser with a boss bitch complex or a fragile flower with a massive sense of entitlement. The whole thing is a clusterfuck.

just get with an illegal and you dont have top deal with this

bro just marry a no hablo ingles border hopping 4'10 Guatemalan

Cool man great advice. It's awesome that this is what it's come to.

illegals come from different parts of the world and speak other languages. learn another language and profit

she had a childlike sense of humor you sick fuck

I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOBIAS

*breaks your arms*

*gets stabbed*

*gets shot*

That's an interesting proposal and I've legitimately considered a modified version of that, but when I really thought about it I started running into a bunch of unknown-unknown scenarios. I'm pretty textbook for having my shit together and I was like "why don't I just go to Colombia and find the hottest piece of ass I can find and just call it a day." Well, in the U.S. a girl isn't likely to shoot you in your sleep honestly. Or stab you in the throat. They'll divorce you and slaughter you in courts, they'll transition your children and get the courts to force you to pay for it, they'll set you up in a bunch of Sadistic Faustian dilemmas where they either use the long dick of the U.S. government to fuck you in the ass or you obey them, but they probably won't kill you or do REALLY insane stuff. I feel like a random hot Colombian girl might be more likely to commit homicide or outright scams and and even an Asian girl might cook my dog or try to move her extended family into my basement. Maybe I'm just overestimating all that though. American women though, I have their playbook memorized.

SHE'S BELOW THE HEIGHT OF CONSENT, YOU SICK FUCK

HER EYES ARE TOO BIG AND CHILDLIKE RELATIVE TO THE REST OF HER FACE, YOU SICK FUCK

SHE MADE AN INFANTILE POSE AT SOME POINT, YOU SICK FUCK

HER BODY MASS IS ABOUT 30% LESS THAN YOURS, YOU SICK FUCK

A travel blogger has hit back at claims he is “creepy” for dating a 23-year-old woman who looks like an eight-year-old girl.

As reported by the New York Post, Dan Swygart, 26, recently began romancing reality star Shauna Rae – whose growth was stunted due to treatment she received as a child for brain cancer. Rae – who is 3ft 10in, or 1.1m, tall – is the subject of the TLC reality series, I Am Shauna Rae.

Swygart recently shared several snaps with Rae on Instagram, before posting a video to the social media site vehemently defending their connection.

SHE'S 23 BUT HAS THE BODY OF AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU SICK FUCK!!

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kinda feel bad for both of them. they will always get the side eye from everybody, no matter how good and pure their relationship is.

Would you, tv?

No, deformity of any kind scares me.

She was the dancing queen, young and sweet ONLY 17 YOU SICK FUCK

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a boss bitch who actually is a boss bitch who is successful and has ambition

This doesn't exist. It's what they're told to strive towards, but they actually hate it and want their man to be their superior who tells them what to do.

Kek

Women do not like monogamy

This meme seems to promote dating only women older than you, who are used up whores and who look like condemned buildings.

HER MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS OUT, YOU SICK FUCK

Based slut

SHE WAS BORN ON A LEAP YEAR YOU SICK FUCK

She accepted a date and agreed after a nice evening to go back to your place explicitly for sex, and confirm with the consent app pairing and agreed to sex with a third party verification app, and started on top and did all the work and undressing for the first act, but for the second round asked you to stop 10 minutes in, but it took you three extra strokes to stop, you sick fuck

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I remember watching this live there was definitely someone trying to get them to cut the feed because she was so embarrassing.

She is literally a cock sleave dick warmer, you could just walk around with her on your boner lol

She’s honestly an improvement on other women. She has an auto +20 modifier to cuteness for any action. I bet even her farts are high pitched and sound like fairy dust.
I bet she looks cute scrubbing bathroom tile

she didn't even develop masculine facial features and a stinky vagina from years of birth control pills you sick fuck

THERE ARE 38-YEAR-OLD WOMEN YOU SHOULD BE DATING INSTEAD YOU SICK FUCK

Pretty ugly for an 8 year old desu.
She should sell some nudes.

NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIND A ROMANTIC PARTNER EVER!!!!!

Being a midge is the worst, whole society will prevent you from reaching happiness

Foids will do all they can to make it illegal to not give all your money to a millennial single mother.

transgender shorts

kek

This was literally an SVU episode
Stabler was seething the entire episode because there was nothing he could do since it was legal

she's only 3 years away from retirement, you sick fuck!

She didn't say that did she?

I want a lawyer, Doc.

She did

lol

SHE WAS 19 BUT SHE WAS IN A COMA FOR TWO YEARS SHE WASN'T MENTALLY MATURE ENOUGH FOR SEX YOU RAPIST FUCK

It's crazy how much they hate hetero males

SHE EARNED 700 DOLLARS LESS THAN YOU LAST YEAR. THINK OF THE POWER IMBALANCE YOU SICK FUCK

Lmao

Kek

I don't get it.

This is the real root of it right here. Marxist faggots who view any form of "power imbalance" as a sign that one party has zero agency and the other party is in complete control.