Cast it:
Queen Marika the Eternal
The Tarnished
Radagon of the Golden Order
Ranni the Witch
Maliketh, the Black Blade
Godwyn the Golden
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
Miquella the Kind
Morgott, the Omen King
Mohg, Lord of Blood
Godfrey, First Elden Lord
Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
Starscourge Radahn
Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
Messmer the Impaler
Melina
Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing
Goldmask
Blaidd the Half-Wolf
All no name actors
Nobody famous
Cast the characters
No because it will be terrible and unenjoyable
Take a failed script and replace the names with ones from ER
Add lots of diversity hires
Make everything dark and brown since it's a medieval fantasy
Terrible writing full of anachronisms
"No, I've never played the game but I don't think that's important."
Misinterpret Marika and Radagon being two aspects of a God as some tranny thing
Have losers run defense for you by spouting bullshit like, "Actually, according to deep lore this is hella accurate, big props to the writers"
Am I missing anything?
Alex Garland
guy behind 28 Days Later, Ex Machina, Annilihation, Devs, Civil War, and Warfare - all kino
also the guy who said "who gives a shit" when fans responded negatively to TLOU2
this could go either way but given the track record of vidya adaptations I'm leaning towards disaster. is garland even a fan of the games?
You forgot the only Black character in the game, Blackguard Big Boggart
I killed this guy for his balls
He's publicly stated that he's on NG+6 - I think it might be in decent hands but I have no idea how they're going to cram a cohesive story into 2 hours considering how expansive the lore is. If they focus specifically on the Shattering or Marika's ascent to power that could be great though
Jack Black as the Tarnished
jack black: RIVERS... OF BLOOD
Queen Marika the Eternal
Zendaya
The Tarnished
Jack Black
Radagon of the Golden Order
Idris Elba
Ranni the Witch
Debra Wilson
Maliketh, the Black Blade
Pedro Pascal
Godwyn the Golden
Timothée Chalamet
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
Nathalie Emmanuel
Miquella the Kind
Bella Ramsey
Morgott, the Omen King
Josh Brolin
Mohg, Lord of Blood
Kevin Spacey
Godfrey, First Elden Lord
The Rock
Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
Liz Debicki
Starscourge Radahn
Shaquille O'Neal
Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
Denzel Washington
Messmer the Impaler
Anthony Mackie
Melina
Sydney Sweeney
Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing
Tom Cruise
Goldmask
Hugo Weaving
Blaidd the Half-Wolf
Also Pedro Pascal
Idris Elba plays everyone
this is pretty good but please no Bella Ramsey
his recent movie warfare was shit and really dumb
Who the fuck could play him?
torrent will be comic relief and voiced by jack black or jim carry
Eddy Murphy
>Terrible writing full of anachronisms
I hope Boggart says "Marika's tits, this prawn SLAPS"
the rock, obviously
I played the game for 250 hours. I don't know who any of the characters are. Or what the alleged plot was. Or the lore really. Only character of distinction was the witch waifu in the tower and maybe the sewing elf.
I always kill him for Rya's necklace. Fastest way to Mt Gelmir. Apparently if you befriend him he's a huge bro but fuck him. He's an asshole
never played Elden Ring
don't know who these people are
won't play it
All you need to know is that Radagon is a HUNK
idris elba should play everyone
clicks on elden ring thread specifically to boast about your ignorance of it
Based retard
Only character of distinction was the witch waifu
Probably because Raani is the only half relevant character in the game that you actually get to interact with
I might watch a show.
but the character names sound silly.
I think it will try courtship more female aspects of story and I think it will solely be Marika's power trip.
Maybe simplistic American concept of trans empowerment where imitating organs of opposite sex is personality (and a way of corporations siphon money from malleable minds; trans are conditioned to be something to serve money production).
I would say Morgott is a genuinely fleshed out character. Probably the only developed villain Fromsoft has ever made (outside of Sekiro). If only they could've done that for every demigod instead of bloating the game with millions of reskinned bosses
the character names sound silly.
Because GRRM came up with them, he's producer on the movie too
Who will she play?
You should get some sense from world and story while playing if you have brains.
I can't think of a worst IP to make a movie from.
Idk who that is but I'm gonna say Melina
Cailee Spaeny. Frequent Garland collaborator
she is Melina-like
why are low tier men so obsessed with souls games?
If you didn't pick the Raani ending you are super gay btw
this but actresses with huge tits, im talking huge hanging naturals and of course gorgeous feet, no peanut toes, no short tamale feet, perfect gorgeous feet
that'll do it
how the hell people get that name wrong?
it's Ranni not some Indian raanni yahnapanour
Only Rennala, Nepheli, and that irrelevant mage bitch are barefoot
Marika
Emma Stone
Tarnished
Jack Black
Radagon
Emma Stone
Ranni
Snood
Maliketh
Dropped
Godwyn
Keanu Reeves
Malenia
Bella Ramsey
Miquella
Hunter Schafer
Morgott
Chris Hemsworth
Mohg
Kevin Spacey
Godfrey
Dave Bautista
Rennala
Lizzo
Radahn
Henry Cavill
I actually enjoyed it for the military propaganda that it was
If you keep him alive, eventually his old cell mate comes back [spoilers] ties him to a chair and cuts off his dick and balls and you mercy kill him [/spoiler] and you get a cool sword too
Finally a part for Hunter Schafer which actually makes sense
Reminder Radahn is a literal faggot
But Hunter is a disgusting rat faced goblin.
>Goldmask
Hugo Weaving
I don't know why that got me
florence pugh as the most curvy character in the game obviously
a movie about a knight rolling around for 2 hours
Kino
Dead.
Captcha: VXGOD
Finally a part for Hunter Schafer which actually makes sense
pic rel as Messmer
By the way was Messmer kicked out before the shattering?
is it going to be an adaption of the game's story? because there's no way that would work. a pre-shattering GoT style drama is probably the best approach
By the way was Messmer kicked out before the shattering?
yes
It gets sillier by the fact that every character had two other characters with similar names.
Margit
Margot
Morgott
Ranni
Renna
Rennala
Godfrey
Godrick
Godefroy
And so on.
Victoria Justice as Sellen
you are living through the downfall and normification of FROMSOFT. you could say it already started with Elden Ring, well sis, this is the final nail in the coffin
my favorite bbc sleeve
Rannis tampon
Me
What will the class and sex of the Tarnished be?
female samurai reedlander
Elden Ring already has enough girlbosses, we don't need another one for a protag
Elden Ring is girlboss
The endgame boss is two gay guys
melina, almost certainly -- unless garland is forced to cast a black
Do we really need more feminist fantasy slop thobeit
Elden Ring is a massively feminist world. Full of unnecessary girlboss syndrome.
Like, the game/lore implies that no man has been intelligent enough to see the moon.
yeah, watching that guy cry like a little girl after getting his legs blown off really made me want to sign up. i want to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of my life too.
Alex Garland
It's over before it even began
There's still lots of girlbosses. Malenia, Marika, Rennala, Rellana, the Black Knife Assassins, Nephili, Leda, Freyja. Even Ranni and Melina. It's practically a harem RPG
Ron Perlman if he wasn't so old
Like, the game/lore implies that no man has been intelligent enough to see the moon.
Where?
I like how Radahn is an everything-man, like the player. He is one of the best warriors, one of the best wizards, and also one of the best archers. He also has his own mount like the player.
He's also the best at catching twink cum in his ass, just like (You)
sean bean as the loathsome dung eater
Oh damn you got me. You’re not even wrong lore wise either.
>Mohg, Lord of Blood
Kevin Spacey
Lol
Lmao
Cast her
The moon takes up seventy intelligence
they have similar names because they are brothers
radagon's and rennala's
ranni
radahn
rykard
radagon's and marika's
mallenia
miquella
mesmer
melina
marika's and godfrey's
godwyn
mogh
morgott
The Tarnished
please tell me the movie will be about marika going on a genocidal war against the h*rnsent and end with her losing her shit and destroying the elden ring when godwynn dies
Theres also a character named Rellana on top of one being named Renalla
They're twin sisters. Almost like their names are meant to mirror each other or something