Have you met any celebrities?
Have you met any celebrities?
No, I despise celebrities.
I met Chono Matsuhiro briefly in Osaka night at 2022. GODDAMN!
yea
i tried to impregnate her even but failed
My instagram is few pics with vegas dancers I hastily signed up with. I don't really care but I went around and from what I understood the only way I could get pics with them was they took pictures and published them after friending me. At least some of them were actually somewhat fun to talk to, even if they just waited for the tip. One that stays in my mind was a 30 something that also had a day job at home depot and promoted her "ex's" paint job shop and served in the army. Sheessh americans really do hustle.
Maybe it was just the wrong time of month
I meant kip dunble
Yep, it was fucking great
No I hate pedophiles.
John Ryhs-Davies. Really cool guy.
crew
any stories?
i helped her tuck, it was kind of sweet
what a beautiful princess
Did you have to calm her down a bit beforehand so she could bend it?
but that's not hunter, at least in the picture. does he really need help with that?
even better in person, very soft and smelled amazing
i don't wanna go into details (a gentleman never tells) but let's just say that little thing is a fighter
yes it is, it's from the drag show appearance, and yes sometimes a lady needs help with tucking, in this case because of the difficult wardrobe
Met zendaya, she’s a dyke who treats tom holland like she, she was paggro to him the whole time i saw them together. He must be a wimp, don’t know how he tolerates it.
yeah nah weird larp
Elaborate
I met this fat fuck once.
From the thumbnail, I thought OP was Xev Bellringer.
why does she sit like that ?
The bush needs airing out sometimes.
Nobody cares what porn star you thought you saw in the thumbnail. Stop posting this shit.
I remember working @ a pizza hut when i was 18 or 19 as a server.
Beyonce (when she was still in her band befor gay Z) came in right befor we closed and ate.
I told her i was a big fan, she had me sit at ur table for a bit with her bus driver/a few other ppls.
Had her laughing her ass off for like 20mins straight.
She finshed as the store closed and asked me if i wanted a signed autograph, i said hell yes.
Go into her bus, she walks me to the back and then grabs my cock
starts to kiss me
she then gets on her knees and starts sucking my cock
i get close to nutting and pull her on the bed
we fucked (not to long maybe 15-20 mins
she gets dressed, gives me an autograph and tells me thank you
The only 10/10 ive ever been with....life has been a massive dissapointment ever since.
One of my all time favourites of hers
How old was she back then?
Before Jay Z, so like 13/14 years old
Tom Kenny
It was like 2000 or 2001, she was 19/20 at the time.
got to let the clam breath sometime
shitsnacks
Wat
I saw Laurence Fishburne in an airport once
Did you let him know he has a lovely daughter?
fuck yeah i did
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She was almost skinny back then...
We only did it face to face.
I remember being on top and just beating it up, after 10mins she flipped me over and got on top...honestly she wasn't great that way, she kinda just rubbed her clit up and down, no inside outside movement.
But then she got on her feet and rode me like "froggy" style...I only lasted like 2 min that way.
Prolly the hardest cum I ever had in my life, right into her tight wet pussy.
I was like transfered to a different dimension for about 15 seconds.
Yeah I ignore every single one lol
I wish I was him
>we fucked (not to long maybe 15-20 mins
This whole thing sounds like a coomer fantasy but this part seals it. How long do you usually fuck for, hours?
Isnt that fucking barneyfag when did you meet him?
I met Jon Hamm in an elevator at an atlanta hotel and he was a prick
Fuck him
met pam anderson too
even sexier in person
Who is the goddess? She's pretty tall.
I met Chris Hansen once when I went to meet a girl from online
When I was young typically I'd go for 35-45mins easy...
Zendaya makes fun of him in literally every interview, and he tells her she's beautiful in every one of them. Their relationship reminds me of pic rel kek
Kek how was the pizza
I'm surprised she's still doing fan meetups after what Borat did to her.
It sounds like a surreal experience, it never happened to me.
I didn't meet him, but my plane got held up for about half an hour because the crew were waiting on Zachary Quinto but the faggot never showed up.
I met Adriana La Cerva from Sopranos
Why is he named Gandalfini? Any relation to Gandalf the Grey?
we have the sopranos at home
wtf, i thought it was them
Today celebs are so fucking ugly, holy shit. This thread is depressing.
Except for Sydney of course. She's mai waifu. :3
her name is Hunter Schafer, she's kind of a big deal around these parts
It's really trippy as it was happening and especially to think about now...
Back then she was popular, but about a year or two after that she blew up...like one of the most famous people in the world and has been for the last 20 years...
And I'm just some average guy living an average life.
The rotten thing is, my current wife found ans destroyed the autograph photo I got...she's a stupid jealous latina...imagine if she knew how I got it.
he's got a small deal actually
Her?
His passport says Male.
It should say shemale
No A-list hollywood actors or anything but I’ve met a bunch of comics with varying degrees of celebrity. Dave Attell, Doug Stanhope, Nick Mullen, Matt McCusker, etc.
I own that exact same board, maybe I should recreate this photo
Does that memory still excite you? Screw your wife.
Jim Bagleaducia, he's tried to fondle my manboobs.
Back in the early 2000s, I worked in Hollywood in the costume department. I chilled with too many stars to mention (went mountain climbing with Tom Cruise, went clubbing with Leonardo DiCaprio, beat Keanu in a motorcycle race just to name a few), but what was really noticeable is how I got along with the starlets. I soon got a reputation for making them, ahem, comfortable. There was a natural degree of intimacy on set when I showed them their costumes and they would insist I help adjust their boobs, etc. Anyway, more than a few times we would end up back in their trailer, and one thing lead to another, ha ha. A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell, but I'll just say that Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba are just a few of the women who have fond memories of me.
This is bullshit but i believe you any way
She must have been high as a kite for laughing at your shitty stories and fucking you
Of course it does, best nutt of my life to the prettiest woman I've ever been with.
I wish I got her pregnant lol
you make Hunty sad :(
It would be fun comparing dicks with hunter, she(he) would get her(his) out first and then i whip my larger one out and she(he) would be all giggly and shit saying i'm much bigger than she(he) is
haha
who the fuck are these people
it's a troll thread.
it's a bunch of AI generated pics just to make people ask "hurrr who is the celeb here??"
. A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell, but I'll just say that Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba are just a few of the women who have fond memories of me
Tell something...
Kojimbo is gonna motion capture her in Death Stranding 2 and settle the debate about how long her schlong is once and for all
He was in Sliders.
believable, he seems like a big cunt
This a photo of me with Steve Carell
There was a lot of downtime on the first Avengers movie, and ScarJo's costume was super tight. She kept playfully asking me how her ass looked, and I gave her a couple of friendly spanks. Later she said she was really bored, want to make out. We made out a little. It was mostly just French kissing (when you use your tongue), but she made it clear we were just going to make out because she didn't want to get in and out of her tight suit. I did get to second base (where you touch her boobs) and I touched her butt a lot more, even on set. And when we were making out, I managed to brush up her leg to the point of dry humping though while we were kissing until I came in my pants, but she didn't notice.
What car are you in or are you in the bushes or trees?
Don't lie to us Steve, we know you asked to take a pic of sugar tits there
do you have a Wattpad or AO3 where you post this fanfiction? I want to read whatever big story this is from.
Fuck off larper.