This videos are scripted and you're dumb as fuck if you think these bimbos actually watch this shit during their...

nigga the big chill is not obscure. criterion in general has a shit selection made for film students and midwits

Young people who work in the film industry don't know older people in the film industry who recommend old films to them

you know a really good movie you should watch... lolita. i like pretty baby more... you should definitely watch that one first. lets watch them together at my place young anon. lol

kino picks

I think shes cute.

Unironically pretty good.

Why do they pick films they've already seen and own? Isn't the point that you get films you haven't seen yet?

The point is shilling for Criterion and coming off as cultured. You think $100 matter to them?

this has been such a pleasure

i'm such a lucky boy

i can't wait to... go home

Wake me when we see Neil Breen's Criterion pics

Also OP is a dumb ESL nigger

Also OP is a dumb ESL nigger

Not OP but are you so low IQ that you can't tell why the post came out wrong? Please log off forever.

dateflation has turned her into a 9

well what does she do during her freetime? Do not involve guys directly.

Imagine her in pigtails and wearing glasses.

clicked cause you said it was a bimbo .massively disappointed.

cursed pic

Cuckterion has very few of the movies I like. They need to get better taste.

This videos are

Good morning sar

(OP)
photoshopped, why?

You're dumber than OP.

AI slop

not even funny

girls like her just party and drink and go on holidays to spain and sit on the beach all day and do more drinking and partying later

being a humorless karen self appointed leader of the meme police over an ai image

humiliating yourself, yikes

Bless Karens.

decide career

"ooo movies pay good"

become actor

entire job revolves around playing pretend and stealing actions from what you observe from surrounding the world

almost everyone around you is the same

"hmmm, maybe I should watch the things these older people and more talented people around me recommend"

Anon outside of comedians and child actors, why are you surprised that the people with a shit ton of free time and aa high paying job consume media?

Anyone got THAT webm of Mikey Madison’s closet picks?

This videos are scripted and you're dumb as fuck if you think these bimbos actually watch this shit during their freetime.

If I was invited to the closet I would pick films like Armageddon just for laughs and to piss people off.

Ben Affleck just picked Armageddon

@grok is this real?

This. Criterion is pseudo-patrician dreck for people who flaunt their blu-ray shelves to guests.
Where's Pain & Gain? Where's Southland Tales? Where's Le Chat Au Chapeau?

Ben Affleck is based

Fuck off, you slop peddling buttboi.

Seems spot on to me

you getting this triggered only reaffirms the need for you to be faced with these triggering images. free exposure therapy youre welcome

You're not funny or clever. You're just spamming worthless garbage, prolapsed freak.

what if i became famous and i was invited to the criterion room and i didnt recognize any of the movies in there and just had to say something like "ooo yea i always wanted to watch this one i think ive seen parts of it it this the one where" and then im unmasked as a total Anon Babble fraud

they do this for books and tv shows and movies but never for video games

For real. Cuckterion is peak insists on itself trash.

I saw her boobs in sex education. They were nice.

it hurts being filtered this hard doesn't it? these images are beyond your little circle of understanding so you lash out like a wounded child on the verge of tears. many such cases

here

Too many different platforms + medium isn't respected as art and hacks like Druckmann are setting it back further (not Kojima though, love that cutie Westaboo granpa).

The rumor is they let you check out the closet for 5 mins before they roll the camera. More guests would be stunlocked you can't even read the highest and lowest shelves.

Nobody owns videogames physically anymore so it would be awkward to do

It's because video games are for children.

Everyone is fake and gay until proven otherwise

The simps are NOT taking this well.
Not one bit.

here's my favorite mindless software that doesn't enrich my life in any way

Cool video

I used to work with a 10/10 who was actually unironically very intelligent and a huge nerd. She used to be fat when she was young and her parents basically only let her watch Christian TV until 18. Unfortunately, she had married some retard finance bro who wasted her fertile years (while delaying having kids with her) and cheated on her enough that she divorced and now she's probably not gonna have any kids because she's like 35 and hasn't remarried yet. Some niggas are so stupid they should just be euthanized by the state.

what would u watch with her, bros?

Women should not be allowed to do these. They just embarss themselves..

You know how dudes can be like autist chads. There was a girl in my class in college who was like a autist bimbo or something. She was like a big air head in general and looked like a standard stacy but she was like 200iq when it came to science stuff.

It is indeed scripted. None of it is real. It's a PR scam to make actors look cultured while also shilling Criterion's snobbery.

shilling Criterion's snobbery

Getting bimbo actress to read prepared scripts about how some John Hughes movie changed her life is ruining Criterion's appeal to snob.

Yeah, this kinda shit is where the anti-feminism crowd lost me. Obviously feminism is cancer but so many fucking retards out there that deserve the heat.

I haven't watched one of these in a long time but I remember the one with Charlie Day being absolutely embarrassing, dude was trying way too hard

She's ready for my couch

based, death to every fucking simp

The one with Natacha Lyonne one was so fun x.com/Criterion/status/1924524745178931549

it wouldn't let me do irreversible

if only you could into ms paint

This videos

stupid spic

why go back to coach after riding in first class. the lasso tool is for granpdas

you proved why in your post lmao

I'm actually Malaysian

no your post proved why i wouldnt. once u have the level of visual plausibility of the AI rendering, crudely photoshopping some google images cover art in doesn't hit the same. it's not really placed into the scene, doesnt have a gloss of the dvd cover, not angled right etc. do better

NNOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT MY SHITTY BONG TEETH THAT'S MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

We should force all incels into labor camps, then execute them when they're no longer fit to work. At least this way they would actually contribute something to society.

the low effort shoop lands on target while you proompt and count the fingers, i ordered my shitpost an hour ago faggot

but criterion doesn't even make that movie?

terrible point, ai shitposting is much faster and the finger reference shows how far behind you are in this convo. the anti ai sheep chorus has moved onto 'why is it so yellow??' now that the fingers are fixed

Many such cases

finger reference shows how far behind you are in this convo

a casual glance at the archive proves you wrong, save it for y comb

snidefags get the rope. a casual glace at an autism brochure proves some things about you too pal

Your AI images are the most worthless trash ever. There's no substance. No thought put into them. It's pure soulless garbage. Fuck you.

someone 3d printed a lainey cartoon?

cope and seethe forever faggot

I didn’t think she watched anything in her free time, because I had absolutely no idea she existed until you posted about this. I still don’t care to know who she is, why is this nobody being posted about here? Some kind of shilling?

have you found any vampire kinos yet anon?

cringe spammer

The Natasha Lyonne video is the best one yet for the criterion closet.

David Lynch never did one

I know he said he wasn't a cinephile, but I wanted to see him smile when he grabbed both the Bergman and Fellini box sets.

Dude. Is this disgusting pleb really shitting facebook boomer tier AI slop all over the thread.

“What is that… thing? It moves without a horse, it growls like a beast, and it reeks of burning death. You’re telling me this clanking metal coffin is how you travel now? And this absolute simpleton just slaps it into the thread like it’s not a blasphemous insult to everything decent and alive?”

I WANNA SEE OLIVIA's RODRIGO

You really think the average narcissist aspiring actor loves film?

This is superior to the criterion closet.
youtu.be/P1W5a_7ZAjM?si=-erANHgARk3y3bP4

I refuse to believe these people have blu-ray players

here's my favorite mindless marvel superhero/CGI dino sequel that doesn't enrich my life in any way

nobody watched those criterion movies when they were released in the first place and nobody cares about them now.

I like old war movies
Pork Chop Hill ( 1956)
The Bedford Incident (1956)
Paths of Glory(1957)
Play Dirty (1969)

They were probably genuine ten years ago, but they're definitely scripted now. Kojima was one of the only interesting ones since Shiterion's strong suit was always importing and remastering the old Jap movies from Showa period. The Japanese movies are the only ones that are consistently good on a technical level, whereas most of their eurojank is lame overhyped dogshit. I don't really care about old Cary Grant comedies or most of their other American slop either. Kino Lorber and Arrow Video have been mogging Cuckterion for years.

order by year, to see what newer stuff managed to enter the collection

Anora

This garbage "collection" doesn't even have terminator 2 in it, but it has Robocop

Not their fault if the film won't be licensed to them to release

Why are you all seething over nothing lol

2010s/2020s are insanely bad.

00s too and so much del Taco.

Women only watch Kardashians and The Notebook

and Halmark Christmas movies