Food kino

What's your favourite food related movie or series? Not the daytime cooking shows by actual cooks. Feature films and series.

do these slobs just shit few times a day? I eat plenty of fiber and have a nice shit maybe every 2-4 days

They either take laxatives or they shit like a once a week

some tiktok i dunno

I think once per day is the norm. Yours seems unhealthy. I have a friend that eats like a pig and shits 2 or 3 times a day. There's a chart that shows jeets shit 5 times.

Unironically, how many shitmericans eat like this and why?

He's Br*tish.

A healthy person shits at least once a day

All of them

donner kebab

jesus christ this sick piece of shit ate richard donner?

Just sharing some food with a bro

kek

I fucking hate what sugar and fast food slop has done to the world.

like this?

No, it's his leftovers from eating the entire Donner Party.

Don't eat anywhere near this amount in a week let alone a day

One of my arteries is already 40% clogged and I had a heart attack that went unoticed for years

T-thanks genetics.

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RIP Bad Comics

I want to pig out like these fat bastards but I have type 1 Diabetes

*hides boner*
ftfy

It would probably be very satisfying for awhile. If it didn't make you gain weight it'd be great.

have brain tumor that causes you not to feel hunger and you have to force down any food and puke it up half of the time

despite this you are good at cooking and love cooking for other people

what did god mean by this?

He looks like your typical mutt though. Is he some sort of gyppo?

3 times daily to 3 times a week is a "healthy" bowel movement

that's a mighty big amplitude kek

I weight less than he recent weight gain and I still have pre-diabetes. I haven't eaten a single fruit since Christmas and it was cherries on a ham I made for the work Christmas Party. As for vegetables I think I have eaten like two cans of green beans in six months.

A Spankee fan I see

Minus the soda and donut, if he just lifted, he'd be a beast with that appetite.

That “Food Dip” guy on the right or whatever he goes by now is the most disgusting food reviewer I have ever seen in my life. He also acts so suspiciously in his early videos and paid homeless people to sit in his car and pay along for the review. A thousand times worse than Joey.

Goddamn it it's 2AM here don't make me hungry

based webm

Yeah, I think that’s part of the appeal to some people that he’s a scumbag. I remember him trying to kiss the women in the early reviews. Then when his wife was pregnant he was always yelling at her on camera

I wish I could eat that much without having myself. I think I ate like 1500 calories today

One day, someone I love will cook a meal for me.

I hate this stupid fucking webm, it makes me hungry regardless of when I last ate. How can a retarded pan of beans and a loaf of hard bread look so good

amerisharts get triggered by this
our ancestors definitely did not have a bm every day

It isn't about the food. It's about the voraciousness. Then everyone stares at him like he is some sort of weirdo and he doesn't give a single fuck.

Is that Bro Team?

But that fat bastard in the OP eats the same way and I just feel revulsion, at the very least I feel no desire to eat

why did he do it?

Imagine his insulin and inflammation.

bites a mouthful of food

nods in satisfaction at the kino taste

that plate is probably more calories than I consume in a single day, easily and I ride a bike 2.5 hours daily over 55 miles.

random bugs chilling in the background

Mullet just wanted to make sure Twink was getting enough protein. Just looking out for his bro

anything I eat whether it's literally tip of my finger size or a meal, I get immediately bloated and feels like the food is stuck in my bowels. The only way to get rid is to do self enemas which has been my life now for 3 years.

if I eat something and don't do it I'll wake up in the morning super depressed and uncomfortable.

Is that a pack of cooked rice?

extension cords buried in clothes waiting for that short circuit to burn that shit down

disgusting chink food

I ate a plate of ribs yesterday for dinner and still felt full today so skipped dinner. How the fuck are these fat cunts eating 4 massive meals a day

A full English is wild lmao

You can already see him lying on a hospital bed, skin completely grey

you ever notice how online euros all talk shit about america but then you go over there and half the cunts walking around are wearing NY and LA apparel?

Thanks OP this thread has encouraged me to continue my diet

Its the eating a large meal in his car buckled in next to an overflowing trash can that gets me.

I miss pigging out.

peanuts soup with fried yam, beef or chicken

ngl that sounds kino.

I love watching mukbangers like Zach Choi because in addition to eating a lot they're eating a lot of high quality food.
People who gorge themselves on junk don't interest me.

I just drink three glasses of water in quick succession when the urge comes. It's that easy.

If he didn't add the second but if parmesan I bet that would taste pretty good. Probably still too much parm for that ratio of sauce though.

Yeah. Totally random bugs. Not there for any reason at all. They just showed up one day out of the blue and she went lol so random

worse than Joey.

most are. hardly no one can beat joey "kino machine" supercoolfoodreview.

I hate restaurants that don't have soda on tap. Restaurants handing you a can of coke ruins the fun

I have a weird relationship with these videos, because I feel digust as a semi-fatty, but the food i actually eat isn't what's making me fat.
Ate some oats for breakfast, a small chicken salad for lunch with a nice sesame and miso dressing, then some tortellini with roasted tomatoes and brocolli.
Topped it all off with a couple of beers and some wine.

I'm hoping the partially healthy diet counteracts the alcohol consumption and doesn't kill me because if the guy in the OP outlives me I'll be pissed.

Never got the dude mentality of being proud that you eat like a total fat ass all the time. I find it cooler that I'll go 8 hours of the day barely eating most days

Under 2% of Americans eat like that.

thanks for the channel rec

No person should ever shit more than twice a day. Daily is ideal

I love baked beans so much.

fat bastard

there you have it.

Jap femcel

the bugs swarming all over the random articles of background trash right next to the meal she's cooking

By far the most disgusting thing in the thread, the fat fucks are gross but I just can't wrap my head around how people can live like that.

beer and wine

just drink hard liquor instead then you will never get fat.

The fuck he keep nodding his head for?

That plate is -maybe- 1300 kcal, there's no way you don't eat that in a day unless you're mosquito sized.

he eats so fast wtf

The 280z B&M can is still my go tll snack when ive been drinking

Zoomers of fucking fags man

Remember when he sharted on camera and didn't cut it?

Are you so socially inept that you can't understand the gesture? It signifies he is enjoying it. Like "yep, that's good stuff." This is a primal behavior as even monkeys and apes do it it to show satisfaction.

I want (You)s too

Least nigger Anon Babble poster

I fucking gagged

not one Jack post

Did he finally die of a stroke caused by salmonella?

Jack is old news. We make beef jerky in a hotel room with a pillow case and hair dryer now.

plastic hormonal pollution itself

bitches live like this and dont see any issue

Holy zest. Also are we finally hitting that 90's nostalgia fashion trend where mullets are fashionable? I'm not looking forward to Joe Dirt 3

Jack is too subtle for zoomies

yeah I don't get it. I can eat large amounts of food, more so if I've fasted for a day or two. But I know when to stop because I literally cannot bare to swallow another bite it I'm full. Are these fat fucks puking a lot? Also are they constantly bloated 24/7. What a horrible existence

Does anyone have that webm of nigger family mimicking some gook video of flipping rice cooker upside down, hitting the top of cooker with a spoon, and then revealing the slop inside of it?

Fookin' prawns

if this is bait then you got me
but this guy doesnt eat the food at all

average namira worshipper

I feel like if you were fucked on a desert island this would be great, but I wonder about how you start eading it. Legs first? Looks like a good bit of meat in the base. Or, remove the legs and plate em on a banana leaf or some shit for a later snack, then go about digging into the gruts. It’s not appealing but actually one of the less gross streetslop webms.

Classics are classics.

i remember crying so hard while eating my friends special pasta meal she made for me for my birthday and i still have a quantity of it in my freezer because i dont want to finish it and have nothing left and its been two years.

Also this thread came just in time because ive been fasting for 4 days now, hoping to beat my old 5 day record by reaching 7 days. That feeling of fasting feels like a drug in itself after a certain point and it becomes like an anti anxiety thing, its great.

the eyepatch

the disgusted wife

SOVL

Jesus, Jack. Just put it up your ass after soaking it in a tampon like a normal person.

Elaborate. Do you not want to eat the pasta because it was foul, or because you're a weird sentimental goober?

kinda h...hot

disgusted wife

Anon, she's black. That's just her face.

why you not eating pham

i wish i wasn't an alcohol so i could go back to gorging on food

Why do britniggers eat cold baked beans for breakfast? I mean, I like baked beans too, but for breakfast?

My gf would get legitmelty mad when I would watch jack videos, she said it wasn't nice to make fun of him

Yum yum!

What gets me about this fucker aside from the sheer volume of garbage he shoves in his fat hole is how he doesn't even pause to chew or swallow each bite. He just shovels it in there one bite after another like his life depends on it. It's a miracle he doesn't choke.

He's obviously friendzoned hence the not wanting to have nothing left. Probably the only person of the opposite sex who gives him even a sliver of attention aside from his mom. I hope she goes over there one day and jokingly looks in his freezer only to discover he has hordes her pasta for TWO YEARS. Surely that will make her fuck him.

The Blitz forced them to adopt wartime rationing and live in fucking subway tunnels and eat beans and shit.

She was absolutely not down for that shit, lol. Wouldn’t even go for the champagne
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