July bros....we're gonna feast this summer.
July bros....we're gonna feast this summer
"jeet bros" more like. they're the only ones who watch capeshit
a feast of shit, really fitting considering where you are from
Slop, sludge, and trash. Can’t wait.
JP
7th movies, 3rd reboot
Superman
10+ film, 3rd reboot
F4ntastic
4th movie, 3rd reboot
aging up sue storm and casting some ugly old whore to play her was a mistake
Hopefully RLM will get off their asses and start shitting on blockbuster slop again.
That is some strange casting
Theyre already reshooting Fan4 because the ending is shit and everyone hates the femaole Silver Surfer. She gives off captain Marvel vibes.
F4 smells like flop
JP7 is going to be absolute dogshit THOUGH
its so she can be pregnant without it compromising her as a strong female character.
this would be the 9th superman movie if you even count Justice League
She's not the best cast at all (my fav still is Alice Eve) but Sue does need some mommy vibes, specially if they are going with Franklyn and Vanessa. But honestly everyone seems to be a miscast in this movie, Reed with that mexican moustache is fucking killing me, Pascal should have gone with a full beard or nothing
I generally like blockbuster slop and big franchises but these 3 specifically look so fucking awful and soul-less. There's no way they each don't under-perform.
Anon Babble has terrible box office predictions in the last few years. when has quality ever correlated to box office even when it comes to slop? Jurassic World will do well, they always do. Fantastic 4 and Superman will probably do okay but not the huge hits the studios will need them to be
dead franchise
capeshit
capeshit but Marvel
Hollywood didn't burn enough. We need to stop allowing this shit to be made. No more kids movies.
Man I kinda feel sorry for DCfags kek
Marvel has already come, had its moment, and is now in its death throes and they're still trying to get off the fucking ground
Abandon all hope.
DC always has a safety net, anon, they can always make a standalone like Joker or The Batman and make people forgive and forget but Marvel? They're royally fucked. Their cinematic universe model is unpopular and a laughingstock and they can't get out of it because they're 40 movies and 100 shows in. Ensuring they never capture their glory days ever again.
I can't wait to stick m-80s up a toad's asshole, light it, and toss it above the crowded theater in support for my favorite capekino and America, bros.
I'm going to be shitting in my theatre, sar.
they can always make a standalone like Joker or The Batman and make people forgive
James Gunn's literally the DCU's main selling point up to now because people trust him more than they'll ever trust DC.
beating a dead horse
rebooting a shitshow
mcu desperation before next "Avengers" movie
yeah, it's going to be great...
jewperman and 4tastic 4ussies have to compete with Jurassic which comes out first?
Billy for Jurassic
maybe 500 for jewperman probably not
4ussies are a flop like the last eight reboots of them were
??????? old hags can’t get pregnant
hiring Pedro Pascal was also a mistake
Why can't Hollywood hire different actors for different roles, movies and IPs
it's the same shit with Zendaya
Is Hollywood lacking actors or something?
JurASSic Piss
SuperShit
Puketastic snore
the only thing feasting is the toilet
Is Hollywood lacking actors or something?
They are lacking actors that will be meat puppets and spread their globohomo garbage everywhere
gets shits from shit food (films) (as in you stating that films are feast (food) and eating said food would give me the rumbles (diarrhea (watery poo))
dies
Heh, nothing that close to my heart, child.
JurASSic nessed more Scarjo butt
And Reed Richards?
>Dinos and Scarjo ass
>capeshit with skeletons in burkas
>capeshit with gay actors
this
Only if you like goysloop.
How the fuck I'm gonna jerk off to this ugly bitch? Wtf? At least I could masturbate to Jessica Alba getting naked on the bridge, but what about this? Give me a break.
why is superman ugly?
I am so excited to NOT see any of these and watch Mission Impossible 12 four times
They're going for an old established F4 so they don't waste time on filler
Well, he is played by a jewish actor so you can blame God if he is ugly or something?
That's what the delusional idiot executives at WB believe. They've always massively undervalued the DC brand.