SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAVE ME

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAVE ME

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Laterally me.
Except I was never as good looking before.

He's Christopher Nolan now?

Except literally you're not Tom Welling. Other than that though, literally you. Makes sense.

He's vertically me

More liek Tom Swelling amirite??

he looks pretty handsome still

There's literally nothing wrong with driving drunk if you're good at it

Same with rape if the girl liked it after the act

Cope. Its over for you old faggots

How do I escape this cruel fate bros? I know women are walled regardlessly we bois have to do better, right?

You suck at both tho

He doesn’t even look bad he’s just got a bloated alcohol face could easily loose if he cut the booze.

here's your super ripped hypermale pinnacle of masculinity bro

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He wasn't even driving.

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Is this THE thread?

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The police should legally be allowed to execute anyone they catch driving drunk.

Twink death is hilarious. Just wait for this to happen to Chalamet.

hed fuck your crush oneitis

Moids

WOW PAJEET JUST DISCOVER CRYSTAL CAFE

Based.

he's 48 he's supposed to look like that when pushing 50
And he had 30 years of slaying any pussy he wanted so he's probably alright

Chalamet is going to hit the wall BAD because his entire schtick is looking like a pale wispy teenager. When he starts to visibly age it's not going to be pretty.

Don't become a drinker. Part of why guys end up looking like that is they puff up in the face a huge deal from drinking and it makes them look years older than they are.

Then you also need to stay slim. Don't overeat, stay moderately active and so on. You'll end up looking a generation younger to your cohorts.

Actors can adopt new roles with their current physique if they're talented enough. Look at di caprio

Best Superman

Thats not cavil

He’s already a washed out cuck. His career died the day he decided to become Kylie Jenner’s mini mutts step daddy.

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oof. he looks like Leaf Dog

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Slower reaction time

He was always squirrelly looking. Never got the obsession.

You arent playing racket sports. Its literally just driving

Women here. Hes a bad boy and have a nice body. Incels wont get it

Now take that manipulation paint off her face. See what she looks like.

Just get out of my way

Women here. Hes a bad boy and have a nice body. Incels wont get it

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nigger are you posting from an android?

Something needs to be fucking done about the Kardashians. They can't keep ruining cool people. It was bad enough what they did to Kanye.

Is this your final cope?

makeup

lel

working out

lel

He was pretty cool in Lucifer.

nigger are you posting from an android?

Yeah that’s why I said best Superman

Ok contrarian

Looks are 90% being lean.

You cant escape poor facial aesthetics even by being lean.

kys phonefaggot

Kanye is at his peak right now as I'm posting this

Grow a beard and be lean

She should’ve been Croft

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not balding

literally NOTHING to complain about

boo fucking hoo

women don't like you because you're an insecure pussy, not because of your canthal tilt

This
SJP did and it’s the only reason why she even has a career

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they would look equally as old? hair dye much? every woman does it yknow

those are some big tits

Nope. Moids age like milk. Deal with it

she looks like an aunt who sucks off her nephew when they're alone

Thats some weird thing to say. Youre just an incel misogynist. Kys

I wish I were that nephew 2bh

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Some actors can make the jump between teenage twink and middle aged mr.everyman. Leo suddenly became "middle aged" in the mid 2000s, and changed his acting to suit. Played a 15 year old kid in 2002's Catch me if you can, and then immediately played a 30+ year old rugged Afrikaner in 2006's Blood Diamond. Same with Matt Damon when he switched to the shorter hair style.

Dane Dehaan has a similar sort of face to Leo... and it appears he's following a similar path (including roles in Nolan films).

retards like you should get their heads rolled over by a truck

white woman aging well

You can tell this is cope by this alone

Likely because they are more likely to get sun-related damage. Tanning is the fastest way to age your skin.

You cant escape poor facial aesthetics even by being lean.

This is correct.
This is cope.
Beard can't hide your bloating face. Beards only hide a weak/recessed chin. Your genes are irrelevant to aging. You will all bloat down here.
You can't stop what's comin. That's vanity.

Are you stupid? How do you even compare those two? Don't say that you're actually a woman.

This was from one of the few seasons when he became fat

he's 6'3, means his arms are twice the diameter of yours

Twinks need to start lifting heavy the second they turn 27. If you play it right its just an evolution from twink to tank.