What's the shittiest alien design you can think of?
What's the shittiest alien design you can think of?
you just posted it
Yeah you posted it OP.
Two dicks? Four balls?
What's this from, ke/k?
Anyone remember a 3D animated porno called "Pornomation"? There were several, the third one was one of my staple JOs when I was in my budding cumming years, in all its 240p glory on my iPod. I believe I came across it during a communal porn search with one of my buds. We would browse sites and pick out our favorite videos and save the links. We'd pull it in to the TV in his basement via a laptop and sit at opposite sides of the room jorking it to the big screen. There was another one I wish I could find, of some pale, slightly homely but in a cute way, dark haired alt chick with a fantastic bush getting fucked in one of them.
Anyways, this guy (these guys?) look exactly like the animation style of the Pornomation aliens.
Any star trek alien that's just a human with shit pasted on their face.
Borg guy is literally a human with shit pasted on his face though.
TNG lore explains this, they're all seeded from the same DNA, including humans
Phantom Menace podracer commentator/s
I like him. Better than Quadrinaros
Klingons were better when they were just in blackface.
Cool, the designs are still shit
Wow anon what a monumental and unique take.
getting this bent out of shape over a quick racing commentator gag
you're too autistic. learn to enjoy things
extra pair of arms
no extra shoulders
Maz Kanata takes the cake. There's a shit ton of shitty designs but funny at least but hers just fucking sucks.
Kino
I had a dream once where I was visited by aliens and they were like blue cherubs floating on clouds. They told me that aliens are Christians and they're like star trek aliens where they look basically human.
Blakes 7 has some good ones.
Convergent evolution would have been more sensible - if they felt a need to even bother explaining.
just a human with no sense of sarcasm and a bunch of body paint
loathe this trope
These 3
Not even the worst Phantom Menace design. But the cool designs like Darth Maul and the battle droids make up for it.
Mac
This. F Star Trek
imagine joining "the resistance" and getting paired up with this freak on a ship and you just have to pretend like it's a useful species that you want to save and his planet isn't some horrible hellhole and his whole race doesn't deserve to be wiped out for being disgusting.
what if ET but soulless
Tbf if they gotta put on and remove even more make up and costumes, production would be painstaking and everybody would hate you for designing that shit
Just stick a piece of rubber on their face, everyone gets the idea, actor is happy and Trekkies will still clap
what if ET but gentile
Meanwhile the other guy gets paired up with the jailbait tortuga girl and they get assigned to maintainance where its super hot and cramped and he gets to sniff tortuga sweat daily.
They probably smell like dick cheese.
Supposed to be a mechanic
Entire race isn't space faring they literally just picked him up somewhere
Has no hands. Can't even hold a fucking tool unless he has some sort of telekinesis or some shit
Can barely move, I mean look at his stupid fucking glub-glub snail feet
Also speaks and presumably only understands his native language and no body can talk to him
"alien?..."