Take a sit man
Take a sit man
only had one beer tonight sorry bro
going near an evil smoker Jew
Gross
order a negro
what did he mean
why is this guy dressed like he’s going to ask me to model for him or to have some wine and cheese and sex with his wife while he watches?
subvert a homogenous white nation
subvert two
Based Hellboy
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
o..okay
i'm about to get raped, r..right?
are you supposed to order the cream sauce before or after doing this?
Shut the fuck up, spammer. You got BTFO in the Cedar Rapids thread.
sorry I don't want the white race to perish my kikethony bourdain
Genocide the white race. Have a vietnamese pho. Drink a cerveza in sunny Guadalajara.
ywnb malboro man fucking loser
i would talk to him about punk music
Get off your horse and drink your negroni, bitch
He would pay you to keep quiet about it, so there's that.
Why did you have to choke-jerk, man? your best friend found you for christ's sake
Check in on yourself
Hey self, how ya doing?
Not so good, pal.
Alright well great catching up, see you later.
Make a Bourdain thread. Make two.
In all honesty do you think she ever remembers him at all?
I think she maybe remembers him randomly ever three months or so.
Kill yourself Jew
dude get some help
take a shot of heroin up your ass at 4 o'clock in a greasy restaurant kitchen
take two
smoking inside your home
I don't care if it's a shitty dive bar, but that's one of the scummiest and lowest class human behaviors
Take a sit
No one noticed the ESL. It's just a normal thing because this board is all indian
I have an elite palate good enough to dictate taste to millions of people who watch my shows and read my books
Oh yeah I also can't taste shit because I smoke a pack a day
retard, but that jacket is cool
For me, it's MALCOM REED
It was just a typo. He obviously meant "take a shit"
for me it's this guy
I kind of envy smokers in that they could just sit there smoking for a while and watching stuff. Seems boring without doing something.
Would I smoke, however? No.
hmm that's not a bodega coffee in a paper cup
have a niggeroni
I never trust any man that crosses their legs like that. First of all it hurts your balls and also my uncle did that and he was a pedo.
Kill yourself
It's definitely not worth it.
Have a succulent sauerkraut and Alsatian pork sausage at the hotel bar. Scream condescending abuse at your camera crew. Go back to your 4 star hotel room. Contemplate a virile 17 year old entering your exotic Italian movie star girlfriend. Find a luxurious Egypt cotton robe in the bathroom. Take the belt and tine one end to the doorknob and the other to your neck. Pull it taut as the oxygen leaves your body. Enjoy the ride.
Marlboro Reds
well at least he has good taste in something
I used to just sit on the steps outside my dorm in college and people watch. Occasionally, someone would ask for a light and we'd have a small chat. Pretty chill tbqh
thing that was totally normal 30 years ago is the lowest class human behaviors
STFU little zoom zoom.
Based
Sure... You seem like a cool guy to hang with...
make a google search
make 500
Nice
Yes, retards smoking indoors in 1995 is low class. People used to have parlors and smoking rooms. There were entire architectural features invested in to not resemble you.
NO YOU CANT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON YOUR PROPERTY! THINK OF THE PROPERTY VALUE! THINK OF THE SMELL!
eat shit faggot
however if you have children then smoking inside your house (or car) is pretty scummy
in jr. high i sat like that once and a classmate of mine (who i was indifferent towards) tells me to NEVER sit like that. luckily i listened
sucks being fatherless
Check in on yourself
ack
Jerk off. Go to work. Wonder why your one dating app match didn’t respond to your opening message. Go to work again. Request PTO for a solo trip to Europe. Go to a bar and realize you’re too shy to start a conversation with anyone. Shitpost on Anon Babble instead. Come back home. Jerk off. Go to work. Count the days until you die
She’s too busy subbing at the local high school
Back on the road again guy.
that red complexion
Holy shit, alcoholism does so much damage to the human body.