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Question of the Day

What's your film scene that, in turn, serves as an homage to another film scene?

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Queen of Anon Babble

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/philm/ thought of the day —

Partial means whole
Crooked means straight
Hollow means full
Worn out means new
Less means content
More means confused
Thus the sage holds onto the one
To use in guiding the world
Not watching himself he appears
Not displaying himself he flourishes
Not flattering himself he succeeds
Not parading himself he leads
Because he doesn’t compete
No one can compete against him
The ancients who said partial means whole
Came close indeed
Becoming whole depends on this

Sounds interesting.

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ALL I HAD I GAVEEEEEE

any more /films/ worth watching from my favorite latin american country, Québec? I just filtered on Canada+French. most of them seem accurate, but definitely not all

Based Crowbarbro
For me it's "To Build a Mountain"

Love and Death

W H E A T

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The "early funny" Woody Allen movies are overrated. He gets much better later on. Allen himself agrees.

Not a big fan of her sister content, it pales in comparison to her mother stuff.

WEBM

Say her name.

He was at his best during the 1980s, but Love and Death is one of his best.

I think they’re all great. It’s his later films that are total pieces of shit.

QOD

As bodas de Deus referencing the ending of Pickpocket.

Yes it is and LATAM is western btw, that angloid map can suck my fat suck.

I'm just getting into them. I used to hate Kirk's vocals, but I'm warming up to the band after repeated listens. I still think Acid Bath and Eyehategod are the best sludge bands by far.

Death to my enemies. Death to the deceivers. Death to the liars. Death to the pimps, death to the prostitutes. Death to the niggers and spics.

this map is correct. only brownoids will disagree

My fat cock*

Death to the low IQ spammer (You). Increase the genetic pool cleansing via forced celibacy.

They/them

if I were going to listen to just one Frank Zappa album, as someone who never has, which should it be and why?

It makes no sense, Argentina for instance is a billion times more european than the USA or Canada.

Suck my fat suck

We're Only in It For the Money, it encompasses him greatly.

How are you clowns still going on about the Western Civilization/Latin America thing? Unreal

Hot Rats for the jazz/instrumentals
Apostrophe for pop/rock
youtube.com/watch?v=Nb8Zxjnw4sI

t. villero

Oh shit, when are they coming out?

I'm convinced Criterion goes out of their way to make the ugliest possible cover art on purpose.

I'll stop.

I apologize. I just thought it would be funny to call Quebéc a Latin American country again. I didn't think it would stir up another argument

Maybe. You can tack on many meanings to that. Hard to say what Vlacil intended and what not. Adelheid is easier to read and more outwardly political.
It's the classic alienation, ennui, lack of communication, modernity that he did before but in a different setting. The main things that distinguish it from the previous films is the subversive thriller element (somehow done before in L'Avventura), the accurate capturing of a certain zeitgeist (swinging 60s, although this was done before in his previous films but in a different way, in a certain way his films are great documentaries of a given period) and the questions on the nature of reality and value of things. I think the nature of reality is the biggest new element he added. It's about perception and how one's subjective perception is reliable and unreliable. Did the murder happen? Does it matter? The key to this is in the guitar scene. He doesn't know what's happening, he just stumbles upon a concert, they throw a guitar into the air and he fights for it. Other people want it so he wants it too, the value of the object is given to it by the group, society. As soon as he out of the group he throws it away. It's shit to him. The value of things is given to them by people around them. That's why the murder is meaningless in the long run, there is nobody around him to give it any value. At the end he wants to give the value to the body by showing it to the guy at the party but instead of that he indulges in hedonistic pleasures. The body is not there and at the end he accepts the unreal state of reality by playing with the mimes who only imagine the ball.

t. filtered from the gene pool by low IQ and horrible facial features.

I'll start with We're Only in It For the Money then since it's the earliest. I'll move on to the other two if I like it

There is no argument, keep talking 'bout LATAM, niggas.

What are your facial features? Droopy, fat, skin? A greasy mustache? You a fat fuck? Bet you have saggy brown man tits and a mullet. You fucking spic. Fecal colored flesh like a fresh afternoon shit? BO so intense that a jeet would be envious?

Worse. They're just californians who think they're doing genuinely good covers.

how do you like grain on movies?

I used to date models, I will just say that.

NTA, the only thing I’ll add about this film is that it was selected viewing for a film class I took in college. The professor gave a short lecture about the film after we had watched it, and the first student to speak up said “I don’t see the big deal, it was boring, and the ending sucked.” and everyone else in the class agreed with him.

You used to date a 300 pound cleaning lady named Consuela you fucking beaner

Those 3 albums are completely different tho. You might like one but not enjoy the others.

We're Only in It is pretty avant-garde and psychedelic, while Hot Rats is a (relatively) straightforward jazz fusion album.

Yikes, you’ve said enough

U mad?

Come on greaseball you can do better than that, put some legwork like you're playing FeeFuh esse
FeeFuh dawg

Uncle Meat is his most comprehensive work
agreed
he peaked in the late 70s imo

lol. But it's true. Filtered from the gene pool forever, back into your (alleged) father's nutsack, etcetera

BIG GRAIN, A LOT OF GRAIN, SMALL GRAIN?
Anon Babble I NEED YOUR ANSWER FOR RESTORATION

A Confucian Confusion was rather mid tbqhwy.

This is a Love & Death thread, as much grain as possible is the only reasonable option.

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They got filtered hard.

woody allen movies ranking
1. annie hall
2. manhattan
3. husbands and wives
4. love and death
5. hannah and her sisters
6. radio days
7. deconstructing harry
8. crimes and misdemeanors
9. sweet and lowdon
10. bananas
11. mighty aphrodite
12. purple rose of cairo
13. take the money and run
14. midsummer night sex comedy
15. small time crooks
16. whatever works
that's all i watched from him

Carax, Serra shooting films (soon)

Kicking things off with a small but enticing update, following last year’s incredible cine-memoir It’s Not Me, Leos Carax is finally prepping a 2026 shoot for his first narrative feature since Annette. While not much is known about the project, a casting call confirms Léa Seydoux and Adam Driver will star in the Paris-set feature.

Last year, when we spoke to Albert Serra about his planned collaboration with Kristen Stewart for Out of This World, he seemed hesitant if the casting may come together and, indeed, it proved too good to be true. Variety now reports Riley Keough will lead the film alongside F. Murray Abraham and Liza Yankovskaia. The film follows “an American delegation traveling to Russia in the midst of the Ukrainian war to try to find a solution to an economic dispute.”

Another filmmaker in post on a feature has found their follow-up. Son of Saul director László Nemes’ Orphan will likely premiere this year, and now he’s set his English-language debut with Outer Dark, an adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s 1968 novel to which Jacob Elordi and Lily-Rose Depp are attached to star, Deadline reports. Set to shoot in 2026, the dark fairytale is set in Appalachia during the Great Depression and “tells of a young woman who bears her brother’s baby. The brother leaves the nameless infant in the woods to die, but tells his sister that the newborn died of natural causes and had to be buried. The sister discovers this lie and sets out to find the baby for herself. But as both brother and sister separately move through the countryside, three terrifying strangers are on their tails, wreaking death and destruction wherever they appear.”

you should watch blue jasmine, it's pretty funny. interiors is also underrated

MIDnight in Paris that high

no Harperkino Stardust

Plan on watching Stardust eventually.

Owen Wilson is just a vibe, to borrow a cringe brainrot phrase. He does the 'Woody Allen character' well.

I think Apichatpong will also start shooting on 2026, but haven't heard any news recently so I might be wrong.

Stardust Memories* my bad

Stardust Crusaders* my bad

1. Manhattan
2. Annie Hall
3. Crimes and Misdemeanors
4. Hannah and Her Sisters
5. Midnight in Paris
6. A Rainy Day in New York
7. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
8. Whatever Works
that's all I've seen so far

Carax: "I need Léa Seydoux, drunk and crying in my film"

Assistant: "Sir, she's already here, she's been drinking in the basement for hours"

I WANNA KNOW 사탕처럼 달콤하다는데
I WANNA KNOW 하늘을 나는 것 같다는데

The third act of Broadway Danny Rose is the only time Woody actually acts in his entire career, and acts very well. A must watch for anyone interested in his work beyond surface level.

I haven’t seen it since 2010 but I remember Mesrine (part 1) being really really good.

That niggas only made two movies I like. Midnight in Paris and Manhattan.

French is a Romance language so Latin

somehow not Latin

My dad once said that Midnight in Paris clicks harder after travelling to Paris being divorced.

For me personally Joes Garage. It is a concept album that tells the story of music being banned in a dystopian society and some autistic guitarist who doesn’t fit in and imagines musical kino in his head. It is a long album and very dense with 8-10 minute songs at the end. But it is probably one of the great artistic achievements in rock.

My dad says the same about one night in Paris.

All our dads have been to Paris here.

Come on Vlacilfag I know you are better than that. I remember more passion out of you during the pandemic. Are you really gonna make me dig through the archives

Eddingtonbros are we winning?

I agree with the film students. It is okay to have an artistic failure. It is better than making mediocre slop for the masses.

Blowup is probably his second most achieved film, no wonder it filters so many.

Is he Anon Babble?

REMINDER THAT LATIN AMERICA DOESN´T INCLUDE QUEBEC AND CANADA AND ALL THE SHIT AFTER MEXICO

He's the opposite of 70% of Anon Babble

So... it is just México?

Latin America = Quebec, Suriname, and Guyana

Found dead in a ditch

Weird thread, vibes are off. Imma fap and then watch a joint.

Movement. Cinema.

NICE

Latin America = Quebec, Suriname, and Guyana

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Wonder what's the context for this image.

Yes, no and no.

Unserious gimmick

Gadonpaki's silence is really telling

I don't know who Aimee Lou is but i'd like to give her my Wood if you know what i mean, if you catch my drift.

Don't jynx it, you might summon him.

This is not the flex you think it is, models are notorious for dating weird looking guys.

lol, who cares. If I'm a weird looking guy and models like me, why should I care for what dudes who don't date models think of me

Top 5:
Hannah and Her Sisters
Zelig
Broadway Danny Rose
Love and Death
The Purple Rose of Cairo

You shouldn't, and pretty based you scored models, but you were answering to a guy inquiring about your looks, and saying you date models doesn't tell us you're handsome.

Well, appearance is subjective, but I'm pretty sure that women find me attractive

Meh, too Fellini wannabe, Woody is at his worst when he just blatantly tries to be Fellini or Bergman.

OK FILM YOU WILL NOT WATCH ANY FILM THAT ISNT LATIN AMERICAN FROM NOW ON

Post face and let us judge.

so since English has a very high percentage of Latin influence, should any country in the Americas with a predominantly English speaking population also be counted as Latin America

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No.

They should’ve just fucked, they were already emotionally cheating, might as well go all the way

Forgot flick

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Who?

Watching a girl movie

Using girl terms like "emotionally cheating"

In the Mood For Love is a cocktease movie for guys

Kek, i remember this thing, made me laugh back then.

There was a sex scene, they cut it from the film

WKW is certified girl cinema.

Will I enjoy or appreciate it if I never experienced a romantic relationship?

If you’re a guy that doesn’t like at least one girl movie you’re gay

yes

It’s sexy 60s chinese themed kino, hell it’s worth it just for the soundtrack

Name 3 girl movies, 1 girl flick and 1 girl sharthouse.

You can find it online with some effort. Fuck that gay posting shit.

Under the Tuscan Sun
Sex and The City
Sex and The City 2
Every WKW movie

left frame

horizon in the fucking middle

It's a very kinetic scene. One static shot can't do it enough justice.

my parents were slightly mean to me waaaahhhhh I must run away and commit crimes

Zappa fucking sucks

comedy is not Fritz's forte, but Maurice saves the day and when the movie gets good, it's really funny
maybe I wasnt expecting the supernatural third act

Again this filtering, lol

He’s objectively a great guitarist and composer but his smug ironic attitude ruins a lot of what would be good songs

Yeah I can only enjoy his more straightforward jazz fusion songs. Everything else just sounds like annoying theater kid music to me.

Rec me some Anon Babble comedies please, i want to watch more funnies and less saddies.

He's got so much different stuff that there's something for everybody.

English is a Germanic not a Romance language, so no.

we only watch suicidally depressed swedish lesbian movies here

not swedish, but first thing I thought of

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Sun in the Last Days of the Shogunate (Bakumatsu taiyōden) 1957

Any Marx Brothers film
Duck Soup is the most popular, but I'm partial to Horse Feathers

Anon Babble ONLY APPROVES AV1 ENCODING

If you look at this poster from afar it looks like it says "Chud"

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#AMNNNHH

Lon Chaney

Thanks bros.

Seen it, great one.

Seen them all, Duck Soup is indeed by far the best.

I love this one so much. But I think you need to know some Japanese for a lot of the jokes to land

Hey, he scored the World's Greatest Sinner.

Father Theatrical

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Discreet charm of the bourgeoisie
Monty Python's Meaning of life
Inherent vice
Beach bum
Jam (sketch series)

I don’t much care for most of those but I will bump Inherent Vice any chance I get
Kino film
Kino one time wonder waifu

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WATCHES MOVIES ON VK

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
AV1 ENCODING + MPV

Toshiro Mifune was so fucking hot

To me that sounds gay.

Being gay and trying to watch these old movies is hard, there’s too many handsome men and I get all horny

We're all gay and horny here.

Who are the hottest guys in your opinion?

Japanese men used to be classically handsome. Now they all look twinks or incels. Sad!

I really enjoy watching criterion channel bonus videos of this hot Anon Babble mommy thirsting over Mifune

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And Griffith was his father.

why are we talking about gringo films?

Caramba senor watashi wa Jalisco desu ne

I wasn't asked, but if I was hypothetically forced by someone holding a gun in my mouth to name attractive men in cinema, I would list the following (as a joke)

Marcello Mastroianni

Keiji Sada (shame about the car crash)

Robert Mitchum

Gregory Peck

Franco Citti

Joseph Cotten

Alain Delon

Vincent Cassel

Bunta Sugawara

Kenji Sawada

John Cassavetes

Henry Fonda

Harold Loyd

Humphrey Bogart

Tony Leung

Ben Gazzara

Jean-Paul Belmondo

Shinnosuke Mitsushima

Shinichi Tsutsumi

Francisco Rabal

(No homo)

Ay caramba cabron watashino chimpon suki Latinas desho

Based

no Vinny Gallo

no Paul Newman

no Spike Lee

How about a tragicomedy?

playtime, mon oncle

jacques tati GOAT

Based list. Kinda wish you were a girl desu. I’d fuck you like the other Tony Leung

H265 SUCKS
IF YOU DON´T ENJOY YOUR KINO WITH THE NEW GENERATION, AV1, THEN YOU´RE NOT A TRUE Anon Babble ENJOYER

I only download films with audio tracks in
E-AC-3

Thoughts on Victor Sjöström?

Loved his films when I watched them but can barely recall them at all, and I only saw them like 3-4 years ago.

One of the best movies of all time and it's about siscon. Malick is incredibly based. That locust swarm scene and the fire rising, high point of cinema.

How's the new Pope's taste?

Pope Leo XIV’s Best Christmas Movies

boxd.it/GQEfo

I look like all of them.

Gymnopedie plays for the 26264th time

Wow, just wow, bravo Malle.

Silvana Mangano

Sold.

>Jean-Paul Belmondo

He listed Cassell and you're surprised by Belmondo?

Belmondo is a gigachad, recognized in his time as a slayer.

F

dunno who that is

I know French broads are crazy about ugly men

You don't get BDE, but still, Belmondo was conventionally attractive.