What is your favourite quote from the prequels?
What is your favourite quote from the prequels?
I HATE SAND
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Invasion
Nooooooooooooooooooo
He is the traitor- AAAAAAAAHHHH
Now THIS is podracing!
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I saw a security hologram of Anakin... killing Yuenglings.
Take a seat, Young Skywalker.
I am the Senate!
You brought him here to kill me!
YOUR new empire?
So funny
Trips.
You forgot
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Whenever you gamble, my friend, eventually you lose.
"Good, twice the pride, double the fall"
Dellow Fellegates
HE IS THE TRAITOR-AAAAAAAAAH
Yippee!
I'VE QUADRUPLED MY FLIP POWER!
The whole of Ep 1 which has a unique aesthetic
I care not for any of the others
Unironically
yoosa in big doodoo this time!
this has become part of my everyday vernacular
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
I say this all the time
liar
i killed them all
dew it
>dew it
Oh yeah, that's actually a good one. I say that to myself sometimes if I'm trying to psyche myself up to do something.
Meesa gonna rape you
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
This is probably my favorite too.
wow so wise
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He lost eventually.
The Senate will decide your fate, Chancellor.
I am... the Senate. And the Senate recommends the Samsung® Galaxy Fold™. Productivity meets power in the palm of your hand, Master Windu.
Not yet.
I sense... a disturbance... in the Force...Is... is this a product placement?
Anakin... my boy... you misunderstand. These are not mere advertisements... they are... truths. The dark side is... a pathway to many capabilities some consider... exclusive features. Did you ever hear the tragedy... of Darth Plagueis the Wise? He was so powerful... so wise... he could keep those he cared about from dying... All through the power of... Pfizer® Healthcare™ advancements and proprietary Sith™ biotech subscription services.
That... doesn't sound... like the Jedi way.
Of course not. The Jedi don’t have... such partnerships. But imagine, Anakin... together, you and I, aligned with Amazon® Sith Prime™... free next-day delivery of immortality itself.
He's manipulating you, Skywalker! And worse... he's shilling predatory loyalty programs!
I'm... weak... too weak...Please... I only wanted... to offer the galaxy... better rewards...Use my referral code... for 10% off your first month of unlimited Force lightning...
I... I need him... to save Padmé...And... maybe to get that... Amazon® Sith Prime™ free trial?
No, Anakin. He's lying. Like a... Sith-sponsored influencer.
Unlimited... power...Unlimited... Verizon® Data™. Join me, Anakin... and we can rule the galaxy... together... with exclusive Sith™ Platinum Cashback Rewards™.
I... I need that cashback. I need him.
UNLIMITED... POWERED BY TESLA® MEGAWATT™ SOLUTIONS!
Welcome, Lord Vader...Now... let's discuss your exclusive onboarding benefits package.
Yes... my... MasterCard®?
I thought I subscribed to disney+ to get away from this shit wtf
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Every time somebody starts “not just the-“ I finish with “but the women and the children too!” It lands more often than it doesn’t.
HEEEEE IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Well Ani, you know the truth. You'll just have to tolerate his opinion. Fighting will not change it.
It's gotta be picrel. Because it's the one I use in real life the most. Usually before doing something crazy or when being told I can't do something.
WARGHHUAGH
-Emperor Palpatine
Doesn't change the fact his character is shit and shouldn't have existed in the first place.
Nothing here comes close to my nigga Salacious Crumb
literally my favorite jedi
What the fuck did you just say about him, you little bitch?
He made it off the barge right bros?
Luke, you are the fathers!
That he's a fucking retard.
Better bet our only mode of transportation on some kid that never won a podrace
I'm willing to cheat a guy out of money but won't just simply steal the hyperdrive
I could just pay a pilot to get me to Coruscant but I'm too stupid to do that
Hmmm this boy is super attached to his mom, maybe I shouldn't seperate Anakin from her till I can come back to buy her
The force is predestined so me failing and Anakin turning to the dark side and killing all the Jedi is a good thing
Theres always a bigger fish
Don't make me think about it :(
from my point of view there are no great quotes from the prequel.
Listen sky wanker! (Yoda laughs in yoddish)
BURN IN A LAVA, BITCH!
he only dies in the Disney (fake) canon in a short story written by some roastie published in 2023
and by "dies" I mean falls in the Sarlacc, so he could get out if another writer wants him to :) heehee
I want to go home and rethink my life.
Why did i read this in Tuvak's voice?
The Techno Union Army WEEOOEEOOOEEOO is at your disposal, Count.
saves Anakin from Greedo
"uhh but like, what are his umm...motivations, bro? i know they're given, but i mean, what's his personality, y'know?"
Qui-Gon is an ESFJ Virgo, and the anima to Anakin's animus. high on conscientiousness, low on neuroticism. Neutral Good.
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saves Anakin from Greedo
1. A deleted scene
2. Anakin is beating the shit out of Greedo not the other way around
Fucking christ you prequel fags don't even pay attention to the shit you claim is good. More reason to never trust your fucking opinions.
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Me and a buddy are finding great laughter and joy in doing our best mace windu and saying “so the prophecy says” lately.
And she was a friend.