EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Kiera Armstrong has landed the lead opposite Sarah Michelle Gellar in the ‘Buffy the Vampire...

EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Kiera Armstrong has landed the lead opposite Sarah Michelle Gellar in the ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ reboot, which has a pilot order at Hulu.

Armstrong will play the new slayer in the untitled Buffyverse project, which Gellar executive produces in addition to reprising her signature role as Buffy Summers.

Will Anon Babble be watching?

Isn't she a bit young

don't be an ageist

If I remember correctly, didn't the series in the last season have dozens, if not hundreds of slayers? Or did they all die when that Hellmouth thing collapsed in the final episode.

This way the producers get to have their fun, and also get to shame any outsiders who try to sexualize her, while also appealing to the coomer audience.

Can someone please explain why there is a new slayer? Didn't Buffy her power to like a bunch of girls? and then started an organization of female slayers? Why is there a new slayer when there should be a lot more.

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She was decent in Skeleton Crew

No Whedon, no watch. Get it trending.

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She looks like she's 7

or a highschooler is playing a highschooler

No, your brain is just warped from Hollywood casting 28yos as teens.

New nepobaby just dropped

Will Anon Babble be watching

No Trachtenberg. Absolutely not.

I will now watch your reboot!

Her watcher will be some POC in his early 20s.

so, no Skeleton Crew s2?

No shot. What happened to the black slayer?

They bet the bad guys by making a spell that skips the succession line, so all the potential slayers get their powers simultaneously.

Anon learns that all shows about equality and diversity don't work long term and gave to reset

I'm honestly surprised they casted a white girl, let alone an actually cute one. Wasn't even considering watching, but now I might.

Buffy is the watcher in the show

No that's how it ended. All potential slayers were activated. But it has been 25 years. Maybe their numbers are dwindling and there are only a few left. It could be like a highlander situation where as their numbers drop down the surviving slayers get stronger.

bet

*beat

Not as great and hot as Prinze but could’ve been worse, like a Negro or Asian.

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you mean like a high schooler?

born 2010

So no sexuality in the first 3 seasons. The original show caught popularity from make guys like me cause it was sexual. I don't want to watch a feminist buffy. Ew

She was the kid in the Firestarter remake. Not much of a film but nothing wrong with her in it.

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?

So the "alpha male guy in the cast will be black then

sure, Sarah, just take a shit on Joss Whedon's career and then steal his idea.

change the record bro

I think you have to be a child of a successful actor to be a nepo baby, key word successful

Ohhh now I recognize her. She's the one so Terrible as an actress she got a raxzzie that had to be taken back after cancel culture mob

Buffy was always feminist and it only became more blatant the longer the show went on.

I love brunettes with blonde dye jobs, trashy hot.

blame the victim instead of the studio who does it

Bro honest question are you a feminist because you were a Medicore white guy in school and praising diversity gave you a personality so you just did it all the time? Sad.

He'll be the new Spike, he goes by "Spook"

you are literally making up imaginary things to get mad at

the new slayer is dawn's age in S5

No way MT's death isn't written into the show.

She's the one so Terrible as an actress she got a raxzzie

The Razzie nomination was not for her, it was for a film that had negative reviews. The Razzies don't actually watch the films they nominate, they just nominate whatever got negative press in whatever arbitrary categories. It backfired there because not only did they just nominate a little kid, but there was nothing wrong with her in the film, she was perfectly adequate for the role. If anything it showed they didn't watch it because Zac Efron is the one who should actually have been nominated because he was terrible in it.

washed up old hang desperate to cling onto whatever relevancy she has by rebooting a shitty tv show from almost 30 years ago

I doubt they'll bother with it. She was never going to be part of the new show. She'll be off in college or doing some random shit.

Will we get another lesbian redhead witch?

Angel pedophile

Buffy sexualized as a 15/16 year old in fetishize ways

Xander making sexual jokes all the time making her unfortunate

Xander banging Cordelia willow and even Buffy somewhat (Joyce and ms calander and Anya too)

Buffy weirded out when willow became gay

Buffy calls herself a slut constantly and gets scared of getting fat

Spike straight up defending the slaughter of Native Americans

The show went woke around season 5 after joss left and put wa womanizer charge Marti Noxon

Glad she is White. They knew she couldn't be anything else.

i was conceptualizing a reboot about a year ago that wouldve seen a young Black girl as the new Slayer. moving from the progressive west to the conservative south, she is forced to face off against both vampires and white devils.

having actually seen Firestarter, there was absolutely zero reason to nominate the girl for a Razzie, the movie was bad but she wasn't the reason why, it was the extremely truncated story that just bulldozed past plot points, and the father character was hilariously unlikable and at fault for virtually everything

Hannigan will probably be in it, so they already have one.

genuinely astonished they went with a white slayer in the current year

she's fucking TINY

So is Gellar

she's cute

and white

?

How am I making things up?

Percy Jackson -Disney announces White percy first then not a single other white person in the cast

Harry potter announcing all the old white people first because all the kiss won't be white

Buffy announce white buffy because the writers are the trams writer from that glow in the dark show and it will be woke

I'm sorry you didn't expect an EDUCATED person to be anti woke, you're used to the grifters. Now you need to step your game up to counter me.

But i know you can't so call me crazy or something so you can leave tge conversation without feeling like you just got smacked down hard. Even though that's what just happened

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How come women get to keep their toys intact creatively

that'll be Buffy's motivation for training the new slayer, that she lost Dawn

Welcome to Anon Babble

why the fuck is everyone a poc on screen these days?

what, they cast a white girl? what the fuck is wrong with them?

This isn't true lol

inb4 she only dates black guys

How so?

It's Disney. They aquire it from fox

There is virtually zero chance she isn't gay.

Ew. Glad you have a day job. You just stole the concept ofSinners

friendly reminder that a buffy reboot was in development for years with the same premise but with a black girl led and smg said no. So the only way to prevent blackwashing popular Ips if there is a white nepobaby for the job. got it.

Character breakdowns

NOVA (Ryan Kiera Armstrong) – A teenage vampire hunter balancing high school with slaying the undead. Determined, fearless, very smart and a bit of a loner.

HUGO – An out-and-proud nerd from a wealthy family who has a crush on Nova but is awkward about it.

GRACIE – Nova's best friend, an expert on vampires fascinated by myths and a huge fan of Buffy.

COLE – The charming and confident alpha of the group and a natural leader.

MIA – A social media-obsessed student who gets caught up in the supernatural chaos.

ABE – Nova’s widowed father, a dedicated photojournalist.

MR. BURKE – The put-upon school librarian who later becomes a vampire and seeks revenge on those who mistreated him.

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Gellar said that's all bullshit.

*Trans

The writers are going to put tons of Trans allegories

Shalom!

Smg wanted Zendaya

they didn't cast a black man who identifies as a Chinese woman from Mexico as Buffy

No social credit money for you, Hulu

That's exactly how the Razzies work. They're extremely shallow and based more off headlines than actual films.

Will the Orochimaru of Buffy finally get her comeuppance or they not revisiting the vampire characters?

Theyre probably going to do Fray, a Buffy spinoff set some time in the future.

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weird babyface and gigantic forehead also a boring brunette
NO THANKS

Hugo will be white and Cole will be black and cucks the rich white nerd.

Hard to get around the fact that all the actors are 25 years older despite being immortal vampires

determined, fearless, very smart and a bit of a loner.

Oh good they don't understand the appeal of the original

HUGO

Oh good xander's a beaner now

COLE – The charming and confident alpha of the group and a natural leader.

Either black or he's white and becomes the villain against the group later

>MIA – A social media-obsessed student who gets caught up in the supernatural chaos.

One too many characters. More than 3 is a mistake

ABE – Nova’s widowed father, a dedicated photojournalist.

We don't need parents having hobbies to fit them in. I hate shit like this.

>MR. BURKE – The put-upon school librarian who later becomes a vampire and seeks revenge on those who mistreated him.

OK so Cole is black. The white guy is gonna be old

this has to be the same guy spamming right?

strawman argument

I've only seen her in Skeleton Crew but she was good in it. What did you see her in that you say she is terrible?

Glad you are just a tranny and not a TV writer

A little confused. “This generation’s slayer” but there should be dozens or hundreds of slayers now. Sounds like the end of the OG series will be retconned bc if every female is special and powerful queen then no one is. lmao

Nevermind it wont be Fray unless they retcon her. She is from the 23rd century.

people are a keto catch on to Disney tricks from smile away

Yo..yo..you're just a spammer r..r..right?

Whedon was subtle with feminism and pozz, he also always cast hot actresses and sexualised them up until ScarJo and Gadot in 2015-2016.

Looking at gifs and stuff she has no facial expressions. Concerning

Okay. Maybe what happens is that when the original t.v. show did the spell and empowered the potential slayers and gave them their slayer abilities, it was only that batch or generation.

Any newer potential slayers being born would not have their powers activated unless all the rest of the current Slayer batch finally "bite the dust."

I've looked at a random photo, this means I can judge her acting ability

Hey you might be cut out to be a Razzie "judge" yet.

Having actually seen her in a TV show, she is perfectly good for a kid actress.

I assume the original line is still with Faith. So if she dies a new slayer is chosen.

no joss, not watching

White slayer

Good.

Joss was fucking Amy Acker charisma Carpenter eliza dushku.

Sarah slept with joss so she could be buffy instead of cordelia.

He tried to force himself on Michelle Trachtenberg in a meeting and wasn't allowed to be alone with her anymore. This man caused Michelle to drink and die

Also this guy straight up talks about joss whedon. Talks about his move being watch a movie, cry and hold her hand. Later fucks her

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We need a rapist to have good buffy

out of 10

Good point.

you're trying way too hard to be negative

Stop trying to make logic.its as stupid as the avatar show going back to seperated nations.

lol if they do the force awakens thing and reset it back to a single slayer and all the others died offscreen

Good start but can they fill out the rest of the cast with QT's like /Our/ Joss did?

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I'll make the heads hot you get em outta here!

They might just retcon all that. I suspect it'll be one of those sequels that is set after but only picks and chooses from the original canon.

It seems already confirmed it's going to be set in New Sunnydale.

The photojournalist is definitely going to try and get the scoop.jist to find out the his daughter and frens are up to so much more than he ever real

They took up smoking and only feed on very unhealthy people.

Buffy was always feminist and it only became more blatant the longer the show went on.

It was written by a feminist man, and then actual feminist women took over. That was the problem. Now, men aren't even involved in this reboot. It will be disgusting.

inb4 she only dates black guys

I guarantee the version of Angel in the reboot will be black.

Based Joss. Pity he introduced whedonesque dialogue.

HUGO – An out-and-proud nerd from a wealthy family who has a crush on Nova but is awkward about it.

Fat white guy

GRACIE – Nova's best friend, an expert on vampires fascinated by myths and a huge fan of Buffy.

Asian girl

COLE – The charming and confident alpha of the group and a natural leader.

Black guy

MIA – A social media-obsessed student who gets caught up in the supernatural chaos.

Blonde white girl

ABE – Nova’s widowed father, a dedicated photojournalist.

White nerd

MR. BURKE – The put-upon school librarian who later becomes a vampire and seeks revenge on those who mistreated him.

White nerd

I've only seen her in Skeleton Crew but she was good in it.

That role obviously landed her the part. The same character, basically.

They should've went with a black slayer. Bigots.

They were all jews

Sad

is this in any way credible as a "leak"?

Shes still my favorite slayer. I never knew people thought the movie sucked. It's just as fun and silly as the show.

hugo

white

Anon i...

Buffy was always feminist

Thank you Joss for tricking these morons into hiring sexy 14 years old and making them wear belly tops all season.

But she is... you know... white and pretty

This is either fake or a mistake. In any case i may give it a shot as long as they don´t replace SMG as Buffy. That´s all i can promise though, the rest will depend on the actual quality of the show.

I don´t honestly expect them to pull it off without Whedon but i want to believe it is at least possible.

Buffy was only good for the first three seasons, because of Angel.
Angel was a dope character and dope show. Every character on Buffy was a cunt and it was just a bunch of cunts being cunty. Angel was a relentlessly positive show, all about no matter how shit everything is in this world and any other, fighting your hardest matters and makes a difference. It was beautiful.

Whedon was subtle with feminism and pozz

Women will never understand this.

Cont.
Joss doesn't need to be involved. Angel was at its best without Whedon. I give a lot of credit to David Fury (he went from Angel [S05 is godtier] to Lost S01 to 24 S05, which is likely the greatest 2-3 year span any television producer in history has ever had) and others.

White and pretty like Jeremy Renner in Hawkeye. They cast white people I leads then inject everything you hate behind it

No one in the history of the universe has ever called Jeremy Renner pretty.

Anon i...

What was that, anon?
Hugo isn't a White person's name?

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And in the category of WRONG. We have you

Angel was the worst character in Buffy. Only succeeded because he got his own show away from her. The problem with feminist shows if you have to actively suppress your male lead' coolness. Angel became a good character as Angelus. He became a great character after.

Angel Spike Riley Giles all had their characters ruined trying to make Buffy special.

In fact they all just reused the same bf stories from each. Riley being a badass but reduced to the bf like Angel.

Spike having chip pains was the same as Riley with withdrawals.

All of them had potential but instead got reduced to emotional support characters. Even Xander and Giles did nothing of note later on

off in college

Yeah bro. It’s still 2006. It really really is

Yes, Hugo. Like Victor Hugo. Pretty standard white European name.

All white people are pretty

Hugo is legit a latino name you dumb Albanian prick

All the monsters could be metaphors for racism. How did they not go down this route?

retards arguing over shit that's been debunked

None of those character descriptions are real.

She's actually very ugly when you see her regular. Her forehead is huge. Also her mom's name is Berta which is a black name which means she's black

Hugo is a surname and a masculine given name. The English version of the name is Hugh, the Italian version is Ugo.

The name Hugo is actually a short form of old names like Hugbert and Hugbald. The name is derived from the old Germanic *hugu, meaning 'sense, mind, thought', and *huggen, meaning 'to think'. In other words, Hugo means thinker or clever

Hugo is one of the most popular given names in Europe, ranking as high as #8 in Belgium in 2006

Kill yourself.

a retard believes Disney PR over his own people

Sad

actually very ugly

posts a normal nice looking girl

Too ugly. Find a new girl

elbows

too pointy

She looks white. How is this happening isn't she suppose to be paralyzed black lesbian with autism or something

What's so special about he?

More dialing back of woke shit to get you faggots ready for WW3.

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Look at this pic , there is more on her insta. She's 12 here. So yeah, you can see she's been working hard to break stereotypes.

Black Buffy got squashed hard back when it was announced. This is a totally new project.

Nonce.

Really reminded me of how many hot AS FUCK jewesses we had in the late 90s-early 2000s
But yeah, this new Buffy is too young and has zero charisma

go back, nu-male faggot

for me, it was slightly pierced michelle

cautiously optimistic but very disappointed the main gang is going to be actual child actors.

that tenhead is giving me alizée vibes desu

Michelle dies

suddenly the reboot makes a comeback again

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

i feel like you'd be arrested if a cop found that picrel on your phone

What happened to the other potentials tho? Also did Angel survive the Dragon?

The sequel was announced a long time ago, anon.

is there any hope that these writers don't reframe the buffy/angel couple as grooming and that buffy is a survivor of abuse at the hands of a way older man

Hugo is legit a latino name

lol you dumb faggot
get out

Buffy really was woke, it’s just that the pozz accelerated so hard in 2012 that even woke 90s shows look dangerously red-pilled in comparison.

Hugo is legit a latino name

you think this because you saw lost, right?

I saw some youtuber talking how about Xander didn't age well. I was like you cock gobbling faggot. Fucking kids these days are a disgrace.

What's bizarre is that Xander was never a popular character.

Because Russia invaded Ukraine and the deep state propagandists realized they had precious little time to start convincing a million white men to go die in a trench in Flanders’ fields.

almost every zoomer who watches buffy hates xander, it's sad

main Hugos I know are Victor Hugo the French author, and Hugo Weaving, the Australian actor

More likely this is a fresh start without much reference to the original.

Xander didn't age well

Well he didn't

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Xander is cringe as fuck at points but he stays entertaining and keeps it real. Even when he's like should I really marry a pretty girl that could wake up one day and murder me? That's retarded. No.

Gellar is EP and a big fan of that ship. It'll be fine. Buffy shippers were fucking rabid and they're not going to alienate Angel or Spike fans.

Agree, but it's the whole notion of him not aging well that's retarded. He wasn't popular then, either, so nothing has changed. It's just zoomers being retarded.

Probably more latinos. It's set in SoCal, the lack of latinos is kind of ridiculous.

More Jewish girls?

and they're not going to alienate Angel or Spike fans

if joss whedon has any hand in this then they sure as hell will, because he needs to make reparations for buffy being sexist and mysognistic and racist and whatever -ist is in right now
trumpist or antitrumpist

He doesn't. The showrunner is some chinese woman and the main writers are a couple women and then you have Gellar there as EP.

notice something in this picture?

can't wait for the side by side.
it will look like a blacked ad

I notice Alyson Hannigan has nicer titties than I remember

she's 15 right now and buffy is supposed to be 16 at the start of the series

Zhao is the reason Gellar is on board and the only reason it's moving, anon.

Pushup bra, anon.

Zuckerman

man riley and xander were the most late 90s guys ever
tell me of this mythical age the boomers speak of

what the fuck is that undulating blob thing on the left

Kendra? She died in Season 2. She was in like three episodes.

She always had a perfectly solid handful.

The showrunner is some chinese woman

No, the director for the pilot is Chloe Zhao, the Oscar winner, she isn't the showrunner.

Man, if only makeup and CGI existed.

Buffy was only good for the first three seasons

I used to think like this but it´s just not true. I mean sure, season 2 gave us Angelus and Spike and they were both great and as cool as vampires can be but honestly the romance was just super corny and cringe even if we wanted it to be this tragic and impossible love story. Buffy is just not at her best as a character when she´s playing the teenager in love.

Now S03, that was interesting because instead of pretending nothing happened Buffy had to deal with the consequences and contradictions of her actions. Running away from home, having to work on mending her bond with her mother and friends, having to deal with the duality of what it means to be the slayer (Faith gave this a completely different dimension compared to the prophecy or Kendra)

S03 had a great balance of action, character development and great villains, plus it had vampire Willow but i digress. It´s clearly above the first 2 seasons easily but it´s only possible because of those seasons set the field for it AND it´s only just beginning. The characters arcs only become better and better after the end of high school.

Now you could certainly argue the quality of the antagonists goes to the gutter and i guess that is kind of fair but the character development compensates for it in spades. I mean, Faith redemption arc is great, Weasley´s descent and return from darkness, the episode on which Buffy has to deal with the death of Joyce or even the episode on which she sacrifices herself for Dawn. That one hits like a break and far harder than Buffy´s death on season 1 even though we could agree that the Master is hundreds of times the antagonist Glory will ever be.

And yes, i am counting stuff from both shows simply because some arcs are completed on Angel so they are kind of part of the same thing. Which is, i believe, the real strength of the whole thing.

oh yeah just de-age everyone by 25 years every single frame they're on screen in this TV show, that'll surely be within budget and won't balloon the visual effects at all

Anon, the only people they'd have to de-age would be Angel and Spike, and 1) they wouldn't be in every episode, 2) they wouldn't be in every scene in every episode they are in, and 3) they wouldn't have to do it when they've got their vamp faces on.

rip michelle

jesus christ she' glorious

she's 15 right now and buffy is supposed to be 16 at the start of the series

So this is a prequel type of reboot? With more diversity and LGBTQ+ and disabled representation I presume?

This isn't a reboot, it's a continuation. SMG is still playing Buffy. The girl is playing a new Slayer.

It's a reboot type reboot.
Buffy Summers still exists. Played by SMG. Presumably she's now in the Giles role.

how fast do they kill off buffy and replace her with a nigger?

Make your bets, who will be negrofied? Angel? Spike?

ready for the kino scenes like this

It's a sequel, with Buffy now as the Watcher for a new Slayer.

By negrofied, do you mean black ... or blacked? If the later, I would think Buffy and Slayer at a minimum.

and has zero charisma

huh? she just got cast, let alone filmed something and aired it

haha I can't wait to see more hot Dawn scenes!
the actress must be an adult by now, she'd probably be down to do nudity

mindbroken

faith being blacked irl makes her so much hotter.

Make your bets, who will be negrofied? Angel? Spike?

They won't do Spike but she will get a black Angel type.

I hope you're not giving credibility to the Razzie Awards. They're a complete joke that hide behind being "ironic" because it's for bad films, but actually they're just lazy shitheels.

no schlomo, i just recognize patterns.

The male characters go in the shitter season 3 onward. Becoming less and less important through the series.

What? You really need attention that bad?

This. Pattern recognition is not s shameful quality to have.

very weird poster

it's an autistic tranny trying to farm engagement.

No nigger anymore?

I'm sure they will give her a light-skinned Black boyfriend

You guys obsess over any little girl who's a closeted lesbian. Maybe get standards.

Those are 100% not her natural lips. She got fillers at fucking 15 years old?? This generation, man

a white girl

I'm a little surprised but that probably just means her "Angel" will be a POC

Dude, Xander won. By the end of the show he is the only one with veritable skills that ensure him work and Dawn is kind of all over him so the moment she became legal we can assume they end up together. Remember, Dawn was made out of Buffy so in a way she is Buffy if she wasn´t the slayer, making it almost exactly what Xander always wanted.

Plus in season 6 he is the one that stops Willow and saves the world so there is that.

Weasley also matures quite nicely during his Angel years going from cowardly bookworm to full fledged warrior capable of making the hard calls. He is widely regarded as having the best transformation arc on both shows and one of the best transformation arcs on television. Period. (A title he still holds if you ask me)

Weird. By the end of the show i prefered male characters over female ones

xander

skills

He can't even fix a leaking pipe.

you've never kissed a girl with lip plumper on have you

gotta have DSL to move up on hollyjew

>NOVA (Ryan Kiera Armstrong) – A teenage vampire hunter balancing high school with slaying the undead. Determined, fearless, very smart and a bit of a loner.

ruined, Buffy's appeal was that she was a cheerleader NPC bimbo who with the 'Slayer' destiny upon her develops into someting more

posts her pursing her lips

are you retarded?

Cause you're the male audience Disney wants. The guys who like to stand in the background and support others.

Not a single male character had an independent storyline from the girls

Xander became Anyas boy toy
Spike became Buffy's bf
Giles actor asked to leave the show because he had nothing to do.

No male friendships. Deep bonds or growth. All of their big moments was delivering a speech to make a girl feel better. This is why the reboot will fail. Look at the showunners. They are fat old Jewish women. It's literally over

Also SMG was actually pretty and could floor you with a look.

This high forefeD dork is going to have zero sex appeal

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Hername is actually Nina according to audition tape. Even the name is boring

You prefer something like Letoya, Jamal?