21 natty lights

21 natty lights

For me last night, it was Wheatley's vodka on the rocks.

Kino. I've written a few great screenplays on the Natty, but I'm a conscientious autist so I limit myself to 4 per night.

I couldn't stop at 20 and 3/4 I had to have 21!!

Pounders or babby's 12oz sippy cup?

16 kiwi strawberry wine coolers

I fricking love light beer and I don't give a damn hoot what anyone thinks about that

I used to love buying those 12 pack of 16 ounce busch lights. Great beer for working outside.

As a vodkafag, light beer is great for social events cause I can't really get drunk on it.

Make it 21 Natty Daddy's and you're on.

I drank the maker's mark. she's all gone now

My neighbor is an alcoholic native american woman, should I go drink with her?

Fertility status?

She's often piss drunk by 2pm on weekdays so I don't think there's much going on down there. When the sun goes down I can see her in her living watching hockey and screaming at the TV.

haven't had alcohol in 7 years

decided to watch Druk last week

suddenly want to drink again

I drank a whole 15 pack of natty daddies last month. Worst hangover I've had in a decade.

Apparently some people do binge-drink just light beer? Alcoholism is weird sometimes.

alcoholic native american

You could have left off the alcoholic, it's a bit redundant.

That was me for years. I would drink whiskey every now and then but my go to was a case of something light every night. Busch, natty, coors.

drink more than 3 beers

am pissing uncontrollably every 10 minutes

Do kegels, unironically.

chew some gum ya dumb nigga

kek true

binge-drink just light beer

I tried this a few times. You just get bloated and piss a lot, with beer boxes on the floor, yet not comfortably drunk.

he thinks chewing gum makes a difference

smoker detected

I like drinking, I don't like being drunk.

Uh oh, guess what day it is today gentlemen

Sounds like a keeper

It's a Thursday and we have to get early for work tomorrow.

I'm sorry that you and the mouse in your pocket have to go through that.

it all feels so pointless

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I work as a train conductor in leafland and all this tariff shit has really taken a toll on rail traffic. Been laid off for a month now. Went from making about $8000/month to collecting $2800/month in unemployment. Just checked the seniority list and there's still 15 guys above me laid off.
Gonna have to stop getting drunk everyday pretty soon.
WHAT A LIFE

How incredibly grim

Hopefully you got money saved up but we're all gonna make it bro

Have you ever filtered your puke through a dirty sock so you could have another drink? Have you ever injected vodka into oranges so you could have 6 hidden drinks at work while looking like a health nut? Have you ever boofed a tampon soaked in vodka before going to a function with no alcohol? Have you ever thrown a stale piece bread near a duck knowing a homeless dude would fight the duck for the food and you'd have time to steal his empties? Me neither...

8k a month wages

2800 welfare

jesus fuck, i could retire at 30 on that.

Do you wear those old-timey striped overalls whenst you're on the train?

I miss drinking. Have the last empty can of natty I drank sitting in my shelf as motivation

No, but there's a handful of old guys that do.

Have you ever boofed a tampon soaked in vodka before going to a function with no alcohol?

No but I've boofed a few other things.

Motivation to drink?