Down-sizing, garbage movie

make a movie about the most based fetish

wife cucks husband by staying giant while he shrinks down

ok based, what's next?

what if instead working around its initial premise... it becomes le boring 4/10 drama movie that doesnt even need to be based on shrinking/size kino

What fucking faggot made this movie? I'd rather wish this garbage wasn't made

I thought it was about penis size lol

Would honestly be more interesting

This honestly looks like two hours of mental illness I'm not sitting through for any reason.

What fucking faggot made this movie?

you're the faggot, pal! Alexander Payne is notoriously hung and only makes kino. This is his only bad movie. Go watch Sideways.

What inspires this kind of emotional dick sucking from fucking faggots directed at rich evil cocksuckers they'll never meet? Like a completely empty existence? Mental problems?

no giant strippers entertaining a stadium of tiny people

no trashy giant hookers who cater to "rich" tinies for the equivilent of $50

no giant teenagers getting drunk and going on a rampage through tiny town

no tinies who can't pay their bills being sold to giants as living sex toys

Fucking sucks man. Seems like every other zoomer has this fetish now based on the amount of Onlyfans whores doing shitty vertically filmed giantess clips. You'd think the jews in Hollywood would want a piece of that instead of leaving it all to the porn jews.

Go to bed alex
I mean your suggestion would never be made, but literally make anything interesting, like

le evil antagonist business woman has a tiny-city-necklace

or if you want to spice it up a bit - navel piercing

Seems like every other zoomer has this fetish now

This is why the concept of “touch grass” exists. You’re so warped by the internet.

what inspires this kind of emotional temper tantrum from fucking retards directed at an anon who's clearly just shooting the shit? Like a completely empty head? IQ problems?

i'd shrink and get a hot woman to shove me in her ass crack.

Wow i think you are a genius, nobody has thought of that

I thought it was a vibrator for a second and then realized it's that film about Matt Damon that I've never seen. Read your dick comment, re-inspected the image. And there's literally semen dripping off the snow globe.

WTF is happening?

honey i shrunk myself. wife is bryce dallas howard. husband and his 3 buddies shrink and one gets swallowed after falling in her wine glass, another sat on and suffocated under her ass on the couch. husband gets stuck in her ass crack somehow and trapped in there when she pulls on her tight mom jeans. its not known if he survives that. last guy gets discovered and she recognizes him as her husband's friend that she was having an affair with. she keeps him as a secret pet when he tells her what happened. the end.

Am i sharing the board with mongoloids or what, there's a shrunken city in the capsule and a fucking subtitle explains it pretty much, maybe you can piece it together, fucking retards

Guys shit like this never gets made, can you stop thinking 100% with ur cocks, and maybe just think like 30% (not 0% and also try to use your brain or else you get down-sizing 2)

That's an AI poster 100%

doesn't make the woman do it first

lol what a fool

There's cum.

Kristen Wiig

wtf from the thumbnail I thought that was Kamala

I'm a retard for not watching Downsizing?

I think you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. And I totally see cum dripping off whatever it is. Gotta be A.I. or else I'll have to force myself to watch a Kristen Wig movie

there is no such thing as a giantess scenario that isn't inherently fetishistic. attempts to disguise that element will always fail. i know my idea sucks and is just porn, but theres no way to make a giantess movie otherwise.

NO WAY! what gave it away?

It became some environmentalist/capitalism shit at the end? I was bored to tears and it was in the Don’t Look Up school of subtle filmmaking.

Of course it is, but there are some size movies or even smaller parts included in other films

dude where is my car

the boys spinoff slop

attack of 50ft woman

attack of titans

Etc

this movie works if its only about a couple and the husband shrinks and finds out its irreversible and that the wife goaded him into it because she didnt want to divorce him because she sort of liked him and felt bad, but also didnt want to stay married because he wanted to move somewhere and make her quit her job.

forgot to add so bascially hes happy she isnt abandoning him but super pissed about being shrunk. once he shrinks she keeps him around as more of an accessory and we gradually see this relationship become very "toxic", mostly for him, and idk how it would end.

No I don't get it either. Maybe the movie explains it and tiny cities shaped like giant pills need to have goo on them. I thought the image was altered to imply Kristin was gonna shove that inside her.

chat is this real?

Im getting trolled

I read the production details for this movie and the story is pretty wild.
The director wanted to create a faggy political drama about an immigrant girl falling in love with a white man, but nobody wanted to fund it. So, he created a fake sci-fi movie script about downsizing people to stop climate change and used it to sign on Matt Damon and then used those two to get funding, basically promising another The Martian. That fake script is the first 30 minutes of the movie, after which the movie takes a hard turn into idiocy and the real script starts.
This is actual dialog from the movie:
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That makes a lot of sense in retrospect. Me and my girlfriend both felt like it was two movies in one

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The only fitting ending is he creates a trap that kills her, and then he jumps into the garbage disposal. Everything about this movie and any premise that can shoot off from it is oppressively sad. Too bad it wasn't a good movie.

Wait the acting toward the end of this scene is actually really good.

Dumb AI poster

Kristen Wiig is only in the movie the first 10 minutes

you can tell by her hands especially and the wrinkles on her face. Totally not her.

>no giant strippers entertaining a stadium of tiny people

>no trashy giant hookers who cater to "rich" tinies for the equivilent of $50

>no giant teenagers getting drunk and going on a rampage through tiny town

>no tinies who can't pay their bills being sold to giants as living sex toys

AAAAAAA

no tinies trapped in cum jars

that is fucking disgusting. how about something normal. like a tiny guy trapped in a jar full of his girlfriend's spit.

He downsized to an asian waifu. Smaller twat.

movie about a dude shrinking is boring as shit

gigantic canceled

We live in the wrong timeline.