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Yeah they really did jump straight into it, maybe some letter drama incoming

Idk why but I wish they had an episode of survivor that treated the letters from home similarly to what Extraction did where some letters get burned.

At least we got some rain this episode. Rain always make a survivor episode at least a little bit more visually interesting.

season is boring but I find it amusing that a bunch of jocks playing old school survivor and sticking with their alliance completely mind broke the rest of new era bots

"nooo you can't play like that, you have to care about resume and make moves and join different voting blocks every round!!"

apparently forming an opposing alliance is a forbidden tech in nusurvivor

Ganglion cyst mentioned

after that faggot said it was offensive to say "c'mon in, guys" i tuned out forever

Joe quitting after Eva got disqualified is...interesting.

NOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY TRUTHFULLY AND HONORABLY NOOOO THERE IS A MILLION DOLLARS ON THE LINE GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE PLAYS AND DO STUFF

I'm so fucking sick of most modern players all thinking they're 4D chess masters and trying to make moves and plays at all times. It's refreshing having people actually want to play normally while being decent people.

i heard autismo doesnt play her idol and gets vote out

season is boring but I find it amusing that a bunch of jocks playing old school survivor and sticking with their alliance completely mind broke the rest of new era bots

While that is amusing I would rather watch game bot crash outs like Andy and Genevieve last season rather than these bunch of passive dorks. It's unfortuante David was voted out so soon since he was the most interesting person in that alliance and the season has gone downhill since.

over the last couple years I started watching every season in order. I just got to David Vs Goliath and this shit is so gay I have to stop. It’s become so scripted and survivability isn’t even a factor anymore. They dont even talk about food anymore. And it rained too much that Jeff had to step in and give them a tarp and other shit. This is complete pussy shit

I think he’s planning on falling on his sword for his island tist

not picking Eva for a reward

very problematic

Holy fuck, content. Im excited

Cast that didn't go on reward are all dysgenic

Oof

what is the point of having letters from home when they only have like six days left? Everyone is about to go home anyway

Can't stand Shauhin. He gives the most milqutoast confessionals since Charlie.

It's their way of avoiding needing to fly loved ones from home out to fiji

So Jeff cam wring some tears out of the contestants. I swear he's been trying to make contestants cry every episode this season and the last.

The Amazing Race has actually been interesting to watch this season if anyone would rather watch that than Survivor

what is the point of having letters from home when they only have like six days left? Everyone is about to go home anyway

the entire show has been hurt by the shortened timeline of the contest. cutting the season from 39 days to 29 days has completely killed the game and my interest in it.

It's so strange that the show get more popular and presumably makes more money yet comes across as cheaper every year

it's so fucking over, man
just give Joe the fucking money

So is Shauhin going home because of a stunt pulled by Kyle and Kamilla?

what happened in your life that you're still watching this absolute shit in [current year]

I’m bored

Bored. Like seeing people bitch with me

Why do survivor players feel the need to dump their baggage on national TV for everyone to see? Maybe it's just me but that seems kinda performative.

doesn't want any villains anymore

continues casting aggressive blacks that nosedive their losing tribe and take up the first half of every season

we have to pretend they're not villains but very quirky and fun people to watch

Only player I care about is Kamilla because she's so cute, especially with the night cameras on.

"Thanks for giving away a million bucks"

You retard, you did this by not voting alongside Star.

eva doesn't get taken on a reward and instantly gets mad

she ain't autistic, just a regular roastie

Vote out the retard
Such a whiny pussy

U gave Joe food, now he'll win! >:(

Refused to vote Joe off with Mary last week

Yeah, they're the knucklheads, you stuttering retard

I just got up to date with the episode from last week. I was expecting Joe to get voted out and a melty from Eva

Someone tell Kyle and kamila that no one cares about your secret alliance if you do literally nothing since getting Tomas out

Yeah didn't happen and we don't know why because the editing this season is dogshit

Eva going home wouls make up for the last two episodes

mitch is such a whiny bitch

Won't happen, Kyle is already planning on taking out the Persian for some fucking reason instead. Totally nonsensical move tbqh

How tf did Kyle become Joe's second biggest bootlicker? Joe was voting him out pre-tribal if not for his idol play.

kyle convinces himself that correct move is to target Shauhin, not Joe/Eva

this nigga is something else

He’s my last player I picked for my survivor draft pool so I’m forced to cheer for him

Imagine being a gradeschooler and your PE coach is mitch. I'd never stop bullying him when he comes back

This will either be unanimous against Shauhin or Kyle or somehow a 3-2-1 vote out on Eva

Joe and Kyle shared stories about their life and now Kyle is too emotionally connected to vote him

Joe told Kyle that he’s playing survivor to raise awareness for domestic violence since his sister was murdered. Kyle will never vote him out.

damn those two are secretly working together???

Holy fuck what?!

make it to the final 3 together

lose to joe

Cant be. They would have made a move by now if they were.

Why the needless complication of adding an Idol in the lie? Why not just outright tell Joe and eva that the Persian floated their name? Kyle is dumb

The California girls would’ve ran this game…

Dont worry, they will realize at final 3.

Joe really wants the world to know he's a good person. It just looks so performative.

based survivor production making a show segment out of man's PTSD episode
with cool angles and everything

Joe not winning would be impossible at this point with the main character edit he's getting

They’re both known to be of papyan heritage too iirc.

He’s a sensitive crybaby. look at his meltdowns at David and Mary.

Is it me or is the editing worse than usual this season?

all of the interesting people that could have acted as villains voted out early

shame

And it rained too much that Jeff had to step in and give them a tarp and other shit

To be fair in the first season they had a giant ass parachute that they used as a tarp for the whole second half of the season and started off with canned food. But yeah they've gotten too far from their roots

his classes must fucking take forever with how he talks

Dramatic heartfelt confession to the beach complete with multiple camera angles

Performative, saccrine, and worst of all: a confirmation Joe will win this awful fucking season

get his tears!

we need to see his tears it's good tv!

At this point I want him to win because everyone else left are a bunch of retards just willing to let him get to the end.

Mitch and Kamala are ready to make a big move they said so

It should've been David, but i suppose you're right

Shauhin please win immunity itd be so fucking funny

Where does Eva rank as a winner?

Runner up or 3rd unless shes blindsided

Still waiting for the contract to expire at 50 so they can finally do a season in a new location again

Shauheen wins immunity

Kyle and Kamila changes plans to Joe

Joe gets voted out

Eva has a melty and quits the show

It's Joever

Yeah I'm sick of Fiji

Shauhin, Mitch, Kyle, or Eva: who's going?

Mitch

Jeff bought a mansion there a decade ago, they will never leave

To little screen time for a Mitch or Eva boot. It's going to be Shauhin or Kyle. Leaning towards Shauhin.

They are all retards. Stop blaming Shauhin. You all had 2 chances to vote Joe out and never took them. Jfc it's Twitter in physical form.

Kyle, Kamilla, Mitch, and Mary had an easy 4-3 vote to get Eva/Joe out

They decide to just sit on their hands

Now Joe is going to win because Shauheen 'fed' him once

Lmao what a bunch of coping retards

Shauhin if they pull that harebrained scheme off. Mitch if they are bitches

noooo joe won immunity

If only you blindsided him last week

reaping what they sowed

I truly cannot fathom how they can blame anyone but themselves

Their gameplay depended on Joe losing immunity despite not planning to vote him off tonight AND Joe wins most immunity challenges

????

Teeny from survivor 47 would walk circles around these losers

Everyone from Survivor 47 were smarter than these idiots

Mary vindicated. David will be pleased

Still waiting on an answer to this now that the retarded plan is in motion

Joe about to be the smartest player in the game if he votes Kyle out. I will stop hating on his winner edit in an instant.

Kyle just explained his logic which is faulty at best imo. He didn't want Joe to ask Shauhin about it directly so he made up the idol lie to spook Joe from doing so

Ah so the idea is that Joe won't want to spook him into using the idol. Got it

Just bait him, Joe. Dont ask him directly.
Kek

It's another Joe gets offended and backstabs his ally episode.

Not a total dud of an episode at least.

massive pecs

Get in line shauhin, Jeff already called dibs

The smartest thing Joe could've done is told Kamilla "your story is already different from Kyle's" and then see how she reacts.

Mitch is going home. Not falling for another bait and switch

Eva's not a threat to win the game

????

They are just sitting there. We are the ones actually playing.

damn gurl

No one respects a follower. Chrissy said in an exit interview that Eva told her she would just vote with whoever Joe wanted.

I mean its true but that alone isn't a good enough excuse amd neither is her voting for Joe if she made jury.

that is a 4D chess level move and they are playing marbles instead kek

So now it's just a question of if we're getting another David boot or another Mary boot this episode

"were working this game HARD"

after not doing anything in forever

i dont hate kamilla its just humorous for her to say this

did he he hit at Ponderosa?

Fuck it. I should apply to be on survivor

Bring him back for survivor 50

Dubs and it's actually Eva instead

Shame she’s making final three I wanted to see her reaction to getting voted out

Anon Babble gets representation on survivor

that would be pure kino

Jeff implying Shauheen looked for an idol

HOLY SHIT JEFF NOOOO

jfc this edit of Joe thinking during tribal
Jeff found his new Boston Rob or what

I’m just glad we’ll finally have a straight male winner in the new era

Kek
What was that?

The contract was for 10 seasons, no more unless they announce another renewal

Joe edit contains veitnam flashbacks

Fried chicken and waffles

How dare you forget about game bot tear miner Gabler.

Joe or Eva wins next immunity

the other one plays the idol

wow, what an impactful move

Joe was duped so easily. Doesnt deserve to win.

Joe looks really fucking stupid. He didnt even think to be blunt to his #1 ally regarding trust? Even just go "hey can you show me your bag?"

Everyone fucking sucks

what would they do that would make it obvious they were an anon

I'm gonna put this one more on Eva. He values the autismos opinion to much and she was the one who believed Kyle over Shauhin which is insane when Kyle has been such a shady motherfucker.

Kyle able to consistently puppet master Joe

Somehow can't swing that to his long term advantage

Joe doesn’t deserve to win after he voted out David and shaueen those two were going to bring him to the end

If you're Joe and Kyle comes to you with that info even if you don't believe it it's probably in your best interest to go vote out Shauhin cause the only way your game blows up is if you or Eva don't win the next immunity and Shauhin is probably biggest thread. This way you can hide breaking your loyalty behind someone else's move.

weave some memes into their confessions, idk

No, it doesn't. Because then that rat Kyle will make the votes 3-2 and if you AND Eva dont win immunity, you're fucked. Shauhin was way more loyal to you since day 1.

doesn't Eva have an idol?

4 of clubs card

it's good for the next tribal, I thought.

That makes it a 50/50 chance if you use the idol on the correct person if you both don't have immunity

Find the biggest game bot and call him a basedboy.

my guess that F3 is Joe, Eva and Kyle
Eva was a young follower that had advantages all season and never used them, getting 0 votes like Xander
vote is probably 5-3 Joe, maybe Kyle wins if jury is bitter or suddenly decides to respect strategy (doubt)

was behind all episode and feel like im the only who has enjoyed this season. late game has been dull but the 2v2 dynamic is pretty interesting. I feel like joe is the clear villain and a legitimate psychopath. He'll probably win and murder his family a year later. anyway i hope camilla or kyle win. real show starting now.

That's the entire point I was making? the only way Joe loses is if he or Eva don't win next immunity idol and Eva uses her idol. Who do you think's more of a threat to win that next one over Joe? Probably Shauhin over Mitch or anyone else. Maybe I'm missing something

Are you guys more excited for Survivor 50 or Aus vs the world?

the only way Joe loses is if he or Eva don't win next immunity idol and Eva uses her idol

If they wins one and she uses hers vs. just one of them being safe*

he's in final 5 with 3 allies, how is that not long-term?

50 2bh. i'd care a lot more about aus vs. the world if it wasn't 15 days, but it's basically an exhibition match

He didn't vote out either two of the people more likely to win than him. Despite what Shaheen insisted about himself, he was not playing a respectable game. David is mad at Joe but other than that, the jury is sympathetic to him. Eva has had a majority vote locked down since her melty assuming Joe isn't sitting next to her. He's brought two of the worst people he could to the end

is Aus still good? i watched a season or two a few years ago. i remember watching the one where russell hantz went out the first week or so.

is Aus still good?

You tell me
youtu.be/_g8XviG-Wog?si=tfDkppRYyXPsE9ib

well, i disagree that eva has a better chance to win than kyle, and joe had immunity, so shauhin was the next best option. shauhin is also more likely to vote for kyle than joe because kyle engineered it and joe took the bait, so he basically just earned a jury vote

as for eva, i really don't see how she's gonna win. she maybe gets cedrek's vote. everyone knows it was joe in the driver's seat of her alliance and she's basically just been carried by him and an idol she was basically gifted (by someone she proceeded to put on the jury)

He had two opportunities to vote Joe out before this but he kept moral fagging over a reality show

Shauhin was just the next best option when joe won immunity. I don't think theres anyway eva doesn't burn her idol if she thinks it's her

Maybe I should withhold judgment until the season ends but 48 is a bottom tier new era season for me.

yeah, but instead of voting joe out he's successfully used him and made him look like a fool for both of his anti-alliance vote outs, which are already blemishes because of his whole "muh integrity" spiel. joe might have a story, but at this point i think the jury has more sympathy/respect for kyle. the jury mostly consists of people who couldn't make shit happen, kyle made shit happen

1000%. not to mention that joe and shauhin got fooled by them pre-jury when kyle and cammila got screwed on the tribe swap. how do you not instantly realize they are working together.

I mean, David knows Kyle played him and got Joe to vote him out. It's likely Shauheen knows too. I guess it's just a question of if they're pissed at Joe for getting fooled or Kyle for manipulating him. Personally, I'd vote for Kyle but obviously some (like David) wouldn't