Huh?

huh?

The prequels must have been the easiest gorillions Sam Jackson ever made. 99% of the role was just sitting or walking slowly in front of a green screen, barely emoting.

walking 10 miles to the nearest jedi bathroom

starslop

grow up

what's the point of such a massive indoor area serving just as a thoroughfare? why don't the jedi use their space more efficiently?

because it looks cool af

The perspective for Yoda is fucked he's hovering behind them then ends up in front and has an incorrect shadow. Sloppy work.

I don't know why my brain short circuited when I read Sam Jackson. I genuinely didn't know who the fuck that was for a second.

walking and talking, my favorite.

You will never be a real director, Mike.

Looks like shit. Like SHIT.

Watch th Plinkett reviews.

fat boomer fuck

I directed Space Cop, what have you done?

You wouldn't understand. Kids love it when people walk down hallways and empty spaces only to stop, say a few lines, and have the scene ends. In the 2000's, it was our chicken jockey.

Why was every single scene shot like this? The hallways in Kamino were the same and so fucking bright you could get cataracts.

WHY IS THE JEDI TEMPLE 10 MILES LONG GEORGE?

AND WHY ARE THE CHAIRS EVEN CGI?

just put some guys in the foreground to make it look natural

question for 3D animators:
how do they get shadows for wholly CGI elements to 'match' real-world actors and props casting light?

I thought ILM was supposed to be amazing?

this makes me think, imagine how many sanitation workers / droids coruscant alone must require. the planet has multiple trillions of people and aliens living on it, imagine how many millions of metric tonnes of shit and piss is being flushed into a toilet every single second on that planet, uh oh stinky!

now they just capture the environment with HDRI photography, back in the day they did it by hand, artists placing CG lights to mimic as close as possible the footage. But now with global illumination and everything its far easier.

what's the fucking point of the big ass walkway? They never show anyone at the damn jedi temple

They slip up from time to time.

The large open space is conducive to a more calming and tranquil state of mind. It’s not cramped or claustrophobic. It allows everyone to just wander and think and retain a sense of privacy without a confining environment.

imagine trying to walk anywhere it would take many hours.

Luca$h really did ruin any mystique of the Jedi order with the prequels. Made them a ragtag bunch of boring, bureaucratic weirdos running a pedo cult in a sterile-looking temple. To the point that people now claim the Jedi were the real villains. But hey let's bitch about Rian Johnson subverting shit when George was doing it 20 years earlier.

They better find their inner peace because they'll die of natural causes by the time they make it where the fuck they're going.

Luca$h really did ruin any mystique of the Jedi order with the prequels.

But hey let's bitch about Rian Johnson

its like poetry its sort of they rhyme

one of the many reasons coruscant could never exist in reality is it would be impossible to remove the heat generated by that many people, it's just not physically possible.

also, where does all the food come from?

I think that part at least is explained by having several farm planets in the same system. like entire planets/moons that are dedicated to growing food. the logistics of importing and distributing it however,

Gree tech, you wouldn't understand

My ass

they just need a lot of importers

I wonder what the tariffs are.

So lifelike

HAG

Pisses me off to no end the matter paintings with front projection look better in a 20 year old movie.
Lost arts

Where's this shadow?

why does one side of the walkway have a railing, while the other side doesn't?

The men on the bottom left at the start are clearly shot from a level camera, but bluescreened into a shot that's pointing down.

The monks that are walking in the shadow of the column are casting shadows inside the shadow... even though the light source behind the column is blocked by the column and that's why they're in shadow already

The sun shines off Obi and Mace heads even though the way the column next to them has no shadow at all, and the angles of their own shadows imply the sun is not reaching this part of the cloister

I get it - it was an experiment in the idea "can we just shoot whatever and make the background match it" and the result was "no". When you get a negative result you still call the experiment a success because you still learned the answer. The problem is this was also a movie people went to see

what's with the hallway

why a big hallway

Fucking born-yesterday retards don't know what a cloister is

Its probably a sewage pipe. Avoid fighting there, or shit hits the light saber

They just toss it out of the window, medieval style. The lower levels are slowly drowning under rising sewage which will one day swamp the upper floors, but the experts assure them that everyone who matters will have long since died by then anyway.

this is what prequelfags defend

the entire planet is a city.
not only is it is guaranteed that at all times somewhere a sewage resevoir is breaking and flooding and drowning 10,000s of people, it is guaranteed that it's happening about 930 times over at any given moment on average, haha

That's Jinko Skulshinius you fucking retard. Learn the lore.

Utooliterian autists try to understand art challenge: impossible

If you could be any alien from star wars, what alien would you be? For me, its the Ithorian.

Vast extension of the Jedi lore was inevitable. You can only blame yourself for expecting them to be some pagan druid coven hiding under the tree in bumfuck where. This was never promised to you and without it the story simply won't be possible.
In short - stop being retarded.

why do they sound like wood?

No, I only drive Lincolns.

They just do man