Be Trey Parker
Contribute absolutely nothing to comedy for the past 20 years
Get cucked, cheat on your wife and marry a hooker who has her ex's name tatooed on her arm.
Amass a fanbase of millenial redditor pseuds who think you're an intellectual for basic bitch commentary that essentially boils down to "Uh this side has a point, but that side has a point too too." and 14 year old tumblrinas who like to draw boys kissing each other.
Rewatch stuff you made from back when you were funny and creative.
"What the fuck! why is this so... funny? No, that's not how it works. You're supposed to have a bunch of gay sentimental moments laden with annoying bgm with unsubtle references to news headlines of the week. And where are the "Dude weed" jokes? No no this is all wrong."
"Man we need to erase all of this. South Park is supposed to be a pseudointellectual tranny "comedy" for reddit morons, not an actually good show."
Why is he like this?