ITT: Bollywood KINOS

what are some bollywood kinos that are worth watching?

bollyykino.webm - 1626x1600, 3.96M

Anything with Aishwarya rai before wall

nah thanks street shitter scammers

huh
I was expecting bogged, but she just gained weight and became an auntie

None they are all garbage.

I hope pakis nuke india.

not bollywood but south indian kinos

Kummatty (1979)
Chidambaram (1985)
Thoovanathumbikal (1987)
Vanaprastham (1999)
Kumbalangi nights (2019)
Irakal (1985)
Drishyam (2013)
Drishyam (2021)
Amen (2013)
Kishkindha Kaandam (2024)

pakis nuking india

You have no fucking clue, do you? kek.

Need pics to confirm.

post disha

disha.webm - 1080x1920, 1.81M

Did Namitha star in any of these?

namitha

who?

Snyderian.

I literally cried when pajeets started munching cow shit & drinking cow urine in Bollywood movie... Truly one of the movies of all time.

not bollywood but south indian kinos

wtf this even mean? "not Hollywood but south USA kinos" huh???

Can you imagine yourself watching Hollywood giving an Oscar to something like this? I would think I was having a stroke. lmao

Bahubali part 1

butterflies.webm - 1920x832, 3.52M

There is a distinct cultural difference between northern & southern India. Different language, etc. A "Bollywood" flim would center on north Indian culture.

All of them are men.

India is a multilingual country. film industries are divided into multiple sections. bollywood (hindi), mollywood (malayalam), kollywood (tamil), tollywood (telugu) etc.

Why are they just knockoff phrases of Hollywood? Don't you have any originality?

peak irony

Gonna miss these when Pakistan and India turn each other into smoldering radioactive glass, but I'll also be thankful because it means I won't have to see Indians post anymore.

Neither of them will get into a large scale conflict. It's just for show. Pakistan is essentially a military dictatorship and they have to pose every now and then to justify their existence.

Don't crush my dreams like that, anon.

Do you want dark brown shit or a slightly lighter brown shit?
Completely different cultures and movies btw

What's the irony?

I think you will get the interesting times you wish to see in your lifetime, anon, given the end of globohomo that we are witnessing, but I truly doubt it will start with anything between India and Pakistan, unless a major unintended disaster happens there and the countries simply have to follow with no room to save face. I guess fingers crossed for you.

the end of globohomo

You say that like the replacement will be an improvement.

Drishyam (2013)

Drishyam (2021)

Redundant, better to stick to 2021 since it has better production values

Nobody told me pajeetas can be this hot bros...

Is Hindu myth the origin of the Medusa legends of Greece?

Agreed. There's no way to know beyond the obvious: lots of political instability and possibly much more information warfare. We could get some nice kinos, though.

ITT disgusting pakis

unlikely

Tumbaq?

Nobody is going to post the most kino scene in all of Bollywood, ever? For shame Anon Babble. For shame.

IMG_3035.gif - 567x250, 3.82M

do their vaginas smell like curry and poo?

Anon Babble is to forgetful these days, sir.

The old guy who cuts the cord looks like someone who's always a viking-like extra in regular movies, but I can't quite place him.

How did they know it was going to reach 197+M views when they uploaded the title frame?

You can change the thumbnails of your videos.

Ok, so if they don't reach 197M views they can correct it, then?

Anon it's at 262 million now. Their resident channel janny jeet forgot to update the milestone.