This scene wasn't in the book, why were the movie producers such big Harry/Hermione shippers?

So she's just a regular woman?

Can we really be surprised that they would tease false romance to breathe life into the corpse that is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

classic. even has the clifford for president.

In the books Hermione isnt the hottest girl at the school, Cho and Ginny are. In the movies it's the opposite. That's why in the movies people were rooting for Harry to end up with Hermione

they really fucked up with the casting

She's wrong its Harry/Femdraco.

to be fair even in the books harry has great moments with hermione. the time turner thing, hermione helping harry with the first task, starting the dumbledore's army together, etc

As a HP fan, here's the actual ships that actually produce a good future and it's not a teen phase

Harry: Luna

Ron: an artsy muggle girl

Hermione: a lawyer or some boring shit, muggle

Why is Emma Watson so hot?

Hermione spends more time absent from Harry than with him in the books. It's Ron who is the perpetual sidekick.

Occasionally British genetics shit out a legit 10/10 goddess to make up for the absolute troglodytes it inflicts on the male dating pool

not really. ron abandoned harry in goblet of fire. hermione never abandoned harry except the time she got petrified in chamber of secrets.

Because you're brown

Emma was legit queen of the internet for half a decade. Modern day actresses have a maximum lifespan of a year or so before people get tired of them.

Didn't Rowling regret not pairing them together?

nope. im irish.

Emma was not a very good looking little girl and Bonnie was, unfortunately puberty took effect and the opposite occurred.

Game clearly sets up couple

Tie-in novel makes her a lesbian whore

Sequel game ignores that and has the ship happen

Emma was not a very good looking little girl

She was fucking adorable, you're out of your mind

Wait you get a qt alien sith gf in this game? I've never been able to get past meeting the initial black woman/fag aliencrew.

So yes a non-white

Yes.

Steve Kloves is a Hermione fanboy, he's openly admitted as such. The movies remove her flaws and make her extra competent including changing scenes to make Ron look dumb and her look better.

looking

There it is. Just retarded teenage girls "shipping" two actors they think look cute together.

The tie-in novel author

based dullposter

Harry and Luna were good together when he wasn't treating her like a pet retard

Yes and she has a sexy Slavic accent

why do americans always say this nonsense when you lot are all mixed race over there when irish people are pure white? you will struggle to find anyone with whiter skin than irish people.

Because even in the books harryxhermy made more sense. The perpetually get along and work together well throughout the books, while Ron's a whiny, argumentative cunt. But you know, otherwise Ron gets nothing in the end and Harry and Ginny don't bond over trauma and look like his parents.

Pale skin slavic goth girl GF.

They get confused by the term "black irish"

while Ron's a whiny, argumentative cunt

He's a nerd.

Guess I know what I'm doing tonight. I found a mod that replaces black lady with Shak Ti. Pretty based.

It was forced, in the scene she refuses him multiple times.... it's unnecessary because they both are thinking about other people... the last thing they want is to be sexual with a friend they never saw in that way... especially for her

especially

Only*. All men want to and think about fucking all womeni.

If he was a nerd he'd get better grades

Emma owes me anal sex

Harry should have ditched Ron outright in book four and picked up with Neville. And maybe offscreen Ron grows the fuck up.

in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement.

all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Yeah. Changing directors fucked this up. GoT had the same issue. A lot of fantasy live action makes have had this problem. Don't know why.

why the fuck are millenials so obsessed with this mid woman

Ok bend over

everyone except straight white males

I heckin love diversity

If shes so hot then why isnt she married?

If he was a nerd he'd get better grades

He's the other type of nerd.

peterpan + goodgoy syndrome

Crazy how people still hire Sam Maggs considering she purposely tries to ruin everything she is involved in out of spite

Nepotism

gay

married to a white man

Your sister is a filthy mudblood who wants to corrupt purebloods.

But Ginny is way better than Hermione. So who is actually winning here?

Tard wars is frol everyone

Why do zoomers not find Emma attractive?

Because they've been conditioned to be bisexuals from birth, and their female "sex symbols" are groid mongrels like Zendaya

I'm blonde with blue eyes and she's a fucking goddess. You have terrible taste

she is half right

She hasn't met me yet. She knows she can't settle when someone like me is still out there

Holdover from Anglo-Americans, as England at that time used to push propaganda that the Irish weren't white to justify their oppression and ostracization, including lots of illustrations depicting them as simian next to perfect noble English.

Reminder that these have all been genuine shill threads and the guy that spams "nazis are trannies" is part of the moderation team

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Deleting my post isn't going to change the fact that you and your little fake jew spammer have been caught. It's still not as bad as when your "team" let Cadfael and a wresltingfag janitor spam Anon Babble with hardcore cp to justify banning sports bar culture.

I fucking hate the HP fandom on AO3. These fucking authors use the explicit tags on stories that have no sex, making it impossible to find the HP stories with sex.

She divorced him and came out as gay.

How is Aziraphale and Crowley even a ship? Is it normal to ship established love interests?

These are sheltered teenaged girls. They think a brief kiss is akin to hardcore sex.

How can one poster be so wrong?
Also bonnie always looked like an ugly potato face

Beware, you'll attract the homosexual.

Too late:

Why do tranny beaner tourists love this pleb slop so much?
Why is it so easy to find most of you?

I despised this scene. I get that muggle borns would be into rock music but it feels wrong like that punk band with generic monster lyrics at the yule ball

Atlas Shrugged

Literally peak female rape fantasy written by the jeweyest jew whrle in history.

they needed an excuse to include a song about holocaust in the movie

Is it normal to ship established love interests?

yes? plenty of fanfic writers want to write porn or fluff of a particular couple

soap x ghost from cod

no the absolute fuck she isn't

Quidditch teams are co-ed.

This is never explained.

only one changing room and one shower per team

K-kino.

you can see why people don't like ron

The problem with Ron is that in the books he's relatively competent, but in the movies they just have Grint mugging for the camera, and they give a lot of his business to other characters. He's not nearly as useless in the books.

What's to explain? Everyone is on brooms so size, strength, and speed is mostly irrelevant.

men in women's sports

Rowling was truly a visionary

You are actually insane.

Ron is based.

Woman writes a story about boys

Has no idea what she is doing

Im shocked

Beaters need to hit the ball with strength.

Keepers need arm reach.

Seekers need intelligence.

Chasers need survivability and throwing strength.

Still don't know why Rowling didn't maker them get together. It just made sense.

A ginger is never based

Everyone is on brooms

Do the brooms vibrate when they fly? Like with magical energy or something? Just curious.

Real reason: they torpedoed Ron's character by having all of his "wizard world lore dump" stuff be handed to hermione (she is the more chatty know it all so the retards in charge felt she'd be better for exposition).

This ends up making Ron a pretty much nothing character with zero upside.

Hermione knows everything, Harry is a retard, Ron's simply not there.

You'll get the joke when you've been here longer.

Quads of trvth. Book Ron also has a huge cock.

Might as well want it with Jordan Peterson

what brainrot is this? Why wouldn't Irish be white?
Ya'll are high on Brit propaganda.

Ben Franklin posting beyond his grave.

Because of the emphasis on the Snitch, legal scholar William Baude called Quidditch "a really stupid game".[18]

Which always kind of annoyed me. I get it she's a smart character at the top of her class, but there's no reason she shouldn't be as surprised and awed by magic as harry is.
At the end of the day they're just dumb fantasy books for kids that you shouldn't nitpick too hard, but what always annoyed me is how fucking mystified wizards are by muggles, and how Ron's dad is confused by a rubber fuck or electrical plugs, or why muggle studies is so retarded.
I mean a big running thread through all the books is how a lot of pureblood families are salty that there are more half bloods and muggle born. Why isn't arthur just leaning over to the next cubible and going "Hey bill, your family are all muggles... what the hell does a light switch do anyway?"
On top of that, they say Hogsmead is the only all-wizard town in England, everyone else lives in places where they're among muggles, and sometimes the muggles are aware (Snape's family living down the road from Lilly's house, and everyone knows their magic and to stay away from them).

I think its kind of amusing that quiddich isn't really supposed to make sense. Rowling's whole point in making the rules for quiddich was based off her eyes glazing over when her boyfriend or guys she knew would start going on about football.
It is intentionally designed to be kind of stupid and confusing and boring.

be kind of stupid and confusing

what is stupid and confusing about it?

Ron does get his moments explaining shit. Its that the movies removed the majority of his lines because they don't drive the plot forward, and gave multiple exposition opportunities to hermione for aforementioned reasons.

They really didn't care for his character at all. He's less assertive, less opinionated and mostly just used for comedic effect

racking one up with Hermione in the cloakroom

don't cum in me, I'll get pregnant again

squirting your future school shooters all over her ass and the back of her legs

Yes. The biggest fuckup is when in Chamber of Secrets Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood and she explains what it means to Harry. This is clearly a Ron moment

Yes, she's just autistic about it

Woman actually shows romantic affection to her male friend instead of dropping nonexistent hints.

This is considered socially inept.

>This is considered socially inept

Any women will confirm it is (for them at least)

No, she's socially inept because she's awkward, has the sense of humor of a 5 year old, will make jokes in inappropriate situations and constantly flip flops between being affective towards Cal and being tsundere.

wrong it’s hermione / femdraco

CUTE!

Built for BJC

Redneck trucker Cal always makes me laugh.

That's not Redneck Cal, this is.

ngl it's kind of hot thinking about how many girls are probably flicking their bean to that stuff at this very moment. one hand on their phone touchscreen or on their mouse scrollwheel, ao3 on their screens, their other hand furiously working their clits, their eyes (through thick horn-rimmed glasses) glazed and staring at the smut on their screens

every day we stray further from God

I felt compelled on a cosmic level to give him the mullet and handlebar mustache.

Is the revolver loaded?

With three bullets only

That's enough to shoot both of Player A's bishops off the board AND damage one of his white land cards past the threshold required by tournaments. I think that puts the two of them on equal footing considering Player B doesn't have any drugs.

B has no mana. How is he going to use his revolver?

I really find this scene very fascinating.

The later films were already running out of time to adapt plot points from the books, and yet they decide to invent scenes.

This dance is a kind of swan song to the made up moments between Harry and Hermione for the films. The filmmakers basically admitted they wanted to plant the "what if" question. Which is why the final shot of the dance is a near-kiss. They wanted to sell the idea that if Ron weren't in the way, something could have happened between them. When in the book... that never happened.

Luna is the hottest girl in the books and the movies

Write the books.

Link that shit nigga