smuggle drugs in your ass and I will respect you
Smuggle drugs in your ass and I will respect you
*balls up first and starts screaming*
"AINT NO FUCKIG WAY ANYHONG IS GOING UP MY ASS FAGGOT!!!!"
Now I am the shot caller.
putting in that twerk
Who has the cheeks to the yard
you'll shove drugs up your ass like the rest of us
The way to earn respect in prison is to allow a group of legally retarded drug addicts to order you to ruin your life by committing murders and assaults for them to protect their anal courier drug deliveries. Total supplicating to them in return for little paper strips of opiods that taste like a 50 yead old mans feces is what a REAL man would do.
You’re forgetting one important fact: I’ve got the keys to the yard
Is it really ethical to sentence a white stock broker to time in a maximum security prison for vehicular manslaughter while under the influence, especially with no prior convictions? As the movie shows he's exposed to being in the same place as hardened criminals, that doesn't make any sense
Unless you've got drugs in your ass you've got nothing.
No cash, no cigarettes, no commissary credits.
That's the California legal system for you
Digusting
Sir, it keeps slipping back out.
iron up
When you're a spy, you're trained on how to cram a variety of items up the ass without them getting all mixed up.
Yes
The prison kino discussions were full of funny banter and takes. We haven't had those in a while...
Work on your paperwork, anon (I don't know what this means to this day)
Hands status?
shit caller
No more lube for Money !
ay money, lemmeaskyousumthin *rubs shotgun*
Lol
As a bisexual I would just act straight in prison so this part would be easy for me. I would only pretend to be reluctant
Prisons don't work in general. No one gets out of there less of a scumbag than he walked in. We should to back to stocks for minor crimes and gallows for repeated offenders.
There should be some kind of betting on prison gangs and individual prisoners, like odds of getting out, odds of getting beat up in the next 2 weeks. It would be very popular and the prisoners would get a kick out of it too I bet
All criminals, regardless of severity of crime, should be executed publicly. That'll make them think twice about breaking the law again.
Glad i live in a normal country where i can spend my prison days playing cards and chatting with inmates and guards, instead of living in fear of gangs and rapes and sheevings in the showers like in america
Chino wasn't maximum security. He only got sent to Corcoran after he got caught killing someone in a riot.
That's untrue. Rehab programs are very effective with most petty criminals. Of course you can't salvage everyone
That’s why your women are raped with impunity on the streets
we should execute criminals before they commit crimes
Yeah, especially the innocent ones
That's nice projection coming from the country with the highest crime rate in the west. If you can be considered white at all, mutt.
Give one thousand LA county firefighters, Shredder count em
You're zesty, toad
See how far that lone wolf shit gets you
That's how you incentivize an assassination market, which isn't too bad of an idea given all those murderous niggers getting light sentences
I thought what you get in return is protection from anal rapists.
In Ross Kemp's show when he goes to South Africa he says that being willing to smuggle things up your ass marks you as a receptive homosexual in their prisons and he recommends not doing it.
who farted?
bitcher deserved it, yes
more like work colonies without exemptions. So the prisoners are too tired to do stupid shit like fuck each other asses or plot homosexual gang drama all day, every day
I want a spin off with bottles as the protagonist