Two high-school nerds use a computer program to literally create the perfect woman...

Two high-school nerds use a computer program to literally create the perfect woman, who promptly turns their lives upside-down.

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This is what computer nerds in 1985 thought the perfect woman looked like. Also, did this movie invent the concept of AI?

No, it's basically Frankenstein made with a computer

Do you not find her attractive Zoomer?

I really didn’t get why she had unlimited powers and why she seemingly had a form of existence before her creation
Like she was never confused about where she came from nor did she ever miss any basic social cues

This is what computer nerds in 1985 thought the perfect woman looked like

literally shows a beautiful woman

None of her features are exaggerated. "Jack of all trades, master of none" applied to the female form.

One of my favourite 80s kino.

Why should her features be exaggerated? Perfection is found in balance not in massive bolt on tits and BBLs, you porn brained FUCK.

I really didn’t get why she had unlimited powers and why she seemingly had a form of existence before her creation

The TV show says she's a genie.

Weird how she looks so much better in pic 3 when her head is slightly turned.

perfect woman

not a cartoon

Pass.

Perfection is found in balance

What you are describing is perfect mediocrity--average in all things. Beauty is found is radical specialization.

did this movie invent the concept of AI?

You're only about 60 years out

How many kids saw this and were permanently shaped by it

Ah yes, like a very big nose, or a very small mouth. Specialization. How beautiful.

Fairly certain symmetry is one of the foundations of aesthetic beauty. Perfect "average" in all things would result in a sum of all parts that is non offensive to everyone everywhere.
How else would you try and explain what perfect beauty looks like.
Unless we go down the whole eye of the beholder thing in which case literally everything is perfect beauty because some fuck somewhere defines it as so.

You know what this means don't you?

Symmetry is the blank canvas on which the woman is painted, but the woman must necessarily stand out from its substrate.

did this movie invent the concept of AI?

Are we just gonna skip over the sheer stupidity of this part of the post?

How the fuck did Seagull do it?

Also, did this movie invent the concept of AI?

I hate your generation. You're so fucking stupid.

Yeah, the two distinct things I remember from the movie are

in spite of the whole sci-fi veneer origin, she's 0% robot in nature, she's basically a god with cartoonish magic powers

in spite of dressing like a massive whore she has absolutely no sexual tension or romantic subplot and her whole goal is to teach the boys to be more social and independent so they get gfs of their own (wholesome?)

Also the "magic being shows up to completely fuck up peoples' lives but actually has a 4D chess plan to help them grow and learn" genre has to have reached its apex with this motherfucker
This movie is more similar in structure to Weird Science than it has any right to be

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perfect woman

isn't bare ass naked and craving nerd cock 24/7

they failed

zoomers are only attracted to gender neutral goblinas

That would be your perfect woman, not quite theirs so it seems.

Why would the perfect woman go after nerds?

a lot better than the movie

Because she was made by nerds seeking a perfect woman.

So what actually happened was that they summoned a genie, not create life. It's fantasy pretending to be sci-fi.

words words words

shit bait again

absolutely no sexual tension or romantic subplot

You don’t remember the older brother trying to sex her and getting turned into Jabba the Hutt? I ‘member

Again, the perfect woman wouldn't go after nerds.

Reminder that Steven Segall beat and raped Kelly LeBrock irl

Perfection is relative. If you're a nerd making a woman that would fuck you, she's perfect.

the virgin freestyla vs. the chad gook

Only nerds would know what a perfect woman should be like, and she would definitely go after them.

That was because he was a massive dick in general

So you are defining perfect beauty as something perfectly symmetrical and standing out in _____ degree. We're back in eye of the beholder territory.
I can find a Roman-esque nose as sexy as fuck but my 10/10 means a 6/10 for others.

Kneed his nuts and called him a faggot.

Also, did this movie invent the concept of AI?

The first Terminator is older, off the top of my head.

Yeah but it definitely had sexual overtones when it came to the construct, whatever the hell she was supposed to be

AI has been a concept since the invention of machinery

As an absolute loser, I'd be more than happy to have a woman who looks like that.

You're even dumber than OP

The show's intro was kino.

Haven't seen this in some 2 decades. Does it still hold up?

Two nerds invent a sex genie

It's some kind of weird guardian angel that trains them to fuck mid geek girls instead of a sexpot Encino Man that sucks them dry every morning

I've never felt more betrayed by a premise for a movie

Beauty is found is radical specialization

Dude wants to fuck a praying mantis

mid geek girls

They were above average. Anyway, you seem to have missed the point of the film.

Yes, in things that were written decades before that

Bill Paxton kino.

That was just an example, I didn't mean it was the origin point

No I got the point, it was trying to instill confidence in them and teach them to come out of their shell and talk to girls on their own, because that's what will actually make them happy instead of sci-fi wish fulfillment and yadda yadda daddy
My point is that I got what the movie was doing, I just found it overwrought and much less interesting than what the premise was capable of. I thought I was going to see wacky hijinks with a weird combination of Frankenhooker and Encino Man, but instead it was a bunch of moralizing. Also I thought the two main guys were annoying and unfunny

Dude, you're gay. She's one of the most beautiful women ever.

Dude, that's the game, not even the book

I thought I was going to see wacky hijinks with a weird combination of Frankenhooker and Encino Man, but instead it was a bunch of moralizing.

Frankenhooker would be a bit much, it was more wholesome than that. It was directed by John Hughes after all.

did this [1985] movie invent the concept of AI?

Are you fucking joking? AI has been a sci-fi staple since at least the '50s

implying you wouldn't

That makes a good point though, real nerds wouldn't generate a normal hot woman, they'd want to fuck some scifi space princess or something.

The TV show says she's a genie.

This makes more sense though thats kind of "I dream of Jeannie"

Was he suppose to be poop or a frog?

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Poop-frog.

Well im sorry to hear that

did this movie invent the concept of AI?

this manface made gen Xers cream their pants

Truly the gayest generation to have ever gayed.

I have no dick and everyone is gay.

Lisa is so hot when she zaps people

Are you making this shit up, what a stupid premise

dead behind eyes

zendaya mogs her

grandpa definitely smashed after that

panties

You will never have sex with your wasp/lobster woman hybrid wife on the surface of Venus