"Hey, Anon, before you go...any exciting plans for the weekend?"

well what the fuck could I have done. the doors have closed. it's not the 90s anymore

That's not the point autismo

Unzip pants and start pissing on her and Jim

Literally no good comebacks. This is worse than Jonah

Yeah, going to a few A.A. meetings and doing some service work. Thanks for asking. May I recommend [insert OPEN meeting with the best coffee here], they have really good coffee and you don't have to be an A.A. to attend. Also, the only requirement for membership is the desire to stop behaving like an insufferable ding-dong diddly dipshit.

you guys know you're allowed to say something normal like "haha yeah bit of a quiet weekend for me this time. I had to put off some groceries due to that big thing we had this week, so I'll be doing a big shop and might hit a cafe or see if some friends are out and about" right?

Y-you too…

Probably gonna drink and watch a movie. Maybe order a pizza

What toppings?

Drinking with friends right?

I bet Anon orders an extra large cheese pizza *giggle*

your response?

Pepperoni and black olives
No

Fail

Not if they ask you every week

This thread smells of paranoia.

*I stand there in silence*

"A-anon?"

He's unnerved by my demeanor, so much that when I step forward he jumps back a little bit, a beta move Pam clocks in disappointment

"You know, Jim," I begin with a cool sigh, cracking my neck, "I've seen a lot of your boyish pranks over the years. The hitting on an engaged woman. Going out of your way to make everyone else's job just a little bit harder for your own amusement. But at the end of the day, you're in same place you always were. You haven't advanced in your career or your life. Your pranks are all forgotten by the end of the day. And that's what you'll be. Let me tell you something the others won't tell you because they fear your reprisal: This won't last forever. Your looks will fade, your jokes will run out of steam, and you'll end up bitter and alone, the only joy in your miserable existence being masturbating to the fleeting joy of the memories of your supposed victories, using your own tears as lubricant."

"I was just-"

"Your time of talking is over, Jimmy boy. Now you listen. I'm not Dwight. You hit me, I hit you back. Harder. And if you annoy me or inconvenience me, even delay me in my hard work (ever wonder why I'm advancing and you're not?), I'll make your life a living nightmare. I won't do it in the office. I'm smart, unlike you. But every wind that breaks, every passing shadow, you'll perceive in fear, knowing I am waiting, and one day, you won't know the hour, I will spring out to make your life a living nightmare, and the hell I send you to will seem like Heaven. You're nothing, J. You're nobody."

*By now he's a blubbering wreck, his tears twin rivers to the lake of his pissed pants. He runs away and we can see he also shat himself from fear*

*I also see a puddle under Pam, of vaginal fluid. I caress the side of her cheek, softly, and she closes her eyes, leaning into my finger*

"You don't have to take this Pam. You're better."

I leave her with just a taste and go back to work

Do you wanna come over and eat with me baby girl?

My coworkers almost never ask me my weekend plans and I don’t really ask myself. I’ve experienced this in many past jobs as well. Does it depend on where someone works?

Not sure yet.

Hey, how's Roy doing?

Nope, see you Monday!

It is, they're fucking with you.

Piss off office bitch, why are asking me about my weekend plans. I sure dont care about yours, now mind your business cunt.

My coworker got annoyed when i would just say "nothing special" everytime he asked about my weekend plans

What's so funny?

Fail

Deflection, much? It's okay. It's never easy to take that first step.

Cause it sounds like you're just blowing him off. Normies are all up to a million things constantly.

Yeah, I'm going to AA. Heh, owned much?

You're right what a great comeback.

I am going to the beach tomorrow morning, then the library, then I'm going to see Friendship in the theater

I'm 26 years old and a virgin.

Using AI to make images of this chick getting gangfucked. I won't say who. *winks at Pam*

I guess I'm a bit more direct than you I go for the

First good answer, take a note boys

What I hate is that even if you're doing better than them by every objective measure, they'd still find a way to make themselves seem as if they're better than you.

It’s amazing how much of a pathetic loser everyone on this site is. I can’t even get mad when one of you fags insults me or calls me a nigger or whatever since I know you’re probably still living with your mom and have zero friends IRL. Kek I feel sorry for you

Still smells like deflection and denial to me, but hey, believe what you want. My life is fulfilling and I'm grateful that I get to do things that keep my program of recovery alive and well. Last I checked, the enjoyment of my weekend plans (or any daily plans, for that matter) aren't dictated by some random person on the Internet. If it ever suits you, you might consider going to a meeting for the sake of admitting to and being accountable for your own challenges and shortcomings.

But hey, what do I know? According to you, the whole point of me giving you a (You) is, apparently, for the sake of "owning you" when in reality I'm showing you genuine self-awareness of what works for me and what keeps me happy (especially on weekends!)

Have a good night, friend. May you find a Higher Power of your own understanding and, hopefully, willingly allow that Higher Power's will for you flow through you in your conscious daily living.

you are here with us
why spit on your fellow anon?

It's just the way you say stuff, sometimes it can be be a bit funny.

immediately start flirting with jim

You have all failed to realize that you are the normie if you participate in these mind games.

I'm gonna drink a handle of cheap bourbon and jerk off as much as I can.

I dunno just chill maybe hang out with friends, get a pizza yknow

there, just simple like that

I rip a loud fart and wink.

Just say no and keep walking.

What if I punch them in thier face with my superior muscles that I have built up through my gymcel lifestyle? will that help?

My coworkers can't handle my unpredictable personality so they would not ask me that, let alone attempt to bully me.

You're still here browsing this site on a Friday night anon, you're not exactly fairing much better.

how are you unpredictable? give me a story i am intrigued

"I'm gonna play Monster Hunter all weekend.
I have 170 hours as a lance main. I think I'm gonna try either SnS because the internet said it was like lance or I'm gonna pick up Greatsword because it's the iconic Monster Hunter weapon."

Let them drink and think they're "doing something".
Know what sucks? Getting drunk on Friday, all day Saturday you're in pain from the hangover. You went to bed at 4am, woke up at 8 and slept off an on until 10am but stayed in bed until 4pm.
Then you take it easy Saturday night.
By the end of Sunday night around 8pm you're feeling normal(ish), just in time for bed, you have work in the morning.

Even if you literally sleep from 8pm Friday night until noon on Saturday, you'd still be miles ahead of their weekend in productivity and enjoyability.

One time I went up to my coworker and said "you know you have free will right? you can do whatever the hell you want right now, right this very instance" and he just went "yeah okay okay bro okay" and I started screaming out loud in short bursts and I said "thats free will!" the girls and everyone else laughed but he was just looking at the floor with a smirk on his face because he doesn't necessarily like me. Couple of other stuff here and there, it's worth noting I have BPD and ADHD, as in, clinically diagnosed, so I often find myself in all sorts of drama as well.

No, child, I am not
Yes, child, you do
No, child, I am not, these are your criminal delusions speaking
No, child, you do not, you only feel oncoming fear as the police close in on you and your gang of criminal stlakers

Enjoy prison.

Drinking from the moment I get home until I leave to come back to the office on Monday, what about you guys?

you sound like a real fuckin sperg kek. i would probably enjoy working with you

what? you drink alone? you dont go to the ear rape club? thats fucked up, anon

going full psycho and deconstructing their bullshit is the answer

Does it depend on where someone works?

Probably. I worked in construction and it was common for people to ask me what I was doing on the weekend. They didn't care, they were just making conversation. Actually, now that I look back on it, I don't know why so many people wanted to talk to me, because I was quiet and would never speak unless spoken to. I was a very, very boring person. Whenever asked what I was doing on the weekend, I'd say "not much" or "I'm not sure yet". But I knew I'd be at home, playing video games, like always. I wasn't the type to ask "What about you?" either. I didn't care and I didn't bother pretending to. But somehow, I got along well with everyone I worked with. I guess when you work in construction and there's only men, there's no bullshit. But in an office, with women, I imagine there's a lot.

I'd get on your nerves eventually, I talk a lot, and I love bantering which pisses people off since they think I'm actually personally insulting them in a condescending manner. I ignored an emo girl at work for a long time and now she hates me, yes I did it on purpose but now I regret it because I miss the attention.

what sort of work do you do?

mcwagie job, where else would I get away with acting like a sperg?

Idgi. How and why do people feel they need to do something big every single weekend? Isn't it exhausting?

What's wrong with just chilling at home and going for walks and stuff? Literally people shackle themselves to these huge mortgages, buy all these homewares , huge TVs and renovations to get their dream house......then literally want to get away from it as much as possible.

I really don't understand? I try to make my place the coziest I can make it to make me not want to leave

you shouldnt be so down on yourself anon

I just have to figure something out anon, just give me some time, that's all I need.

How do you respond without sounding mad?

I wouldn't get mad I would just get then fired. I have already done it twice, the third one will be easy. So many people say dumb shit when they think no one is listening lol

Funny how?

Dunno, probably jerk off to Pam's Instagram

How do you go about doing this and what sort of talk can get people fired.

Don't make the mistake of thinking there's any method to their madness, it's all just memes they fall for, monkey see monkey do, keeping up with the joneses, fomo etc.

Does anyone else collect social media pics of their coworkers (and ai enhance them if they're low quality) then have them side by side to porn for fap sessions

My mum heheuheh

i make ai porn of them, yes.