No warning? No second chance?

How do I get hair like him? What do you think 2-3 years of growth? Layered and feathered? A bit of a natural wave/curl?

What am I some kind of monster?

No chuck? No sneed?

Megadeth is better than Metallica

Babby's first hot take.

I never understood why he's so pissed about being kicked out of Metallica. They were literally whos at the time and he went on to start his own band that was nearly as successful and will always be remembered as one of the most important bands in the genre.

Be Jewish

Is it even a hot take anymore? Metallica's last few albums are garbage and they are massive sellouts. Maybe in the '80s or '90s there was a time when Metallica actually stood for actual metal.

While Megadeth is great and has had a lot of success over many decades, Metallica has made 100x more money, easily. They aren't really in the same ballpark.

in the 90s Metallica was competing against Megadeth's best albums, 3 of the greatest metal albums ever made, period

No warning? No second chance?

always gets a chuckle from me

He's got a point. But then again, Megadeth put out some bangers. Everything happens for a reason.

"Hello me, it's me again..."

Still memeing the feud even though it ended IRL? Big Lame

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH
WE DID ITTTTTTTT
YEAAAAAAHHHHHH
WE DID IT AGAIN

rust in peace

sure. arguably the greatest metal album of all time

countdown to extinction

utter slop

youthanasia

utter slop

At least 2 years. His hair isn't styled, some people's hair naturally curls and feathers. It looks like he just knew how properly care for long hair which most men with long hair have no idea how to do.

It has not been a hot take since the 90s, but zoomers think it is since they prefer Dave's secret underground band to the biggest metal band in the world.

He was a mess at the time, don't blame them for cutting him off desu

Countdown is way better pop metal than The Black Album.

Megadeth played around world lol

Why does he look like every middle aged white woman from the 90s? Tori Amos, Natasha Lyonne. They're all from the Mustaine blueprint.

If you have spotify listen to his audiobook it's kinda hilarious

born to a bunch of Jewish women who converted to Christianity so they could beat their kids

never knew his father

dealt drugs, stole and fucked random bitches

meets Danish troll and starts Metallica

constantly trash talks them and everyone else

is a violent drunk who is constantly getting into fights

claims in his book that he's some noble kung fu master who could kick anyones ass and does so for noble reasons when in reality he was probably just getting drunk and sucker punching people

"gee I wonder why I got kicked outta Metallica, who wouldn't want to spend 16 hours in a van with a violent drunk"

Meets a bunch of jazzfags who introduce him to heroin and he forms Megadeth

Rust in Peace is still better than anything Metallica ever did
youtube.com/watch?v=RKlYW5oCQFI

all 3 mog everything Metallica ever made

Lol

Youthanasia isn't better than Metallica's first four albums.

And Pantera was still better than both of them at the time

I don’t like genres. I like sub genres. Death metal? Not a fan. ‘Melodic death and Swedish death? Big fan. Black metal? Stinks. Folk black metal and melodic black metal? Big fan.

Pantera had one good album and it’s not cowboys from hell.

It's Power Metal

Yup!

VDoP

cowboys from hell but worse

Phil should have kept singing like Halford and not done the growly "im actually not a faggot" voice. He had such amazing range and he gimped his voice in service of the tough guy image.

Priest should’ve hired him instead of Tim Owens.

Metallica has three 10/10 albums, Megadeth has a 9 and and 8. It's not close.

>born to a bunch of Jewish women who converted to Christianity so they could beat their kids

huh?

Or Ralf Scheepers.

NAME THE ALBUMS DONT MAKE ME GUESS ASSHOLE

10/10 Metallica Albums

Kill em All

Ride the Lighthouse

Master of Puppets

Megadeth
9/10 Album

Rust in Peace

8/10 Album
Peace Sells

Rust In Peace

Youthanasia

Is Dave a Carlos poster?

You watch your gay little mouth, Ripper ruled.

Kill em All isn't that good.
Get rid of that for Justice
You got the megadeth right