Lucas introduced the midichlorians to illustrate the advanced enlightened society of the past...

Lucas introduced the midichlorians to illustrate the advanced enlightened society of the past, dominated by science and knowledge, in contrast to the dark ages rooted in mysticism of the original trilogy.

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Cool, but the time periods are separated by less than two decades.

It's space decades.

Disney shills have been working overtime this week.

Hope he sees this lil bro

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Same happened in real world around same time

the time periods are separated by less than two decades.

Same shit happened IRL loads of times.

Yeah, the ancient era of 2007 is a mystery to us clueless cavemen of 2025.

its the same as irl quantum science and slit experiment demonstrate mind is dominant over matter he was just tryna be clever but it was too big brained for the audience ig now everyone just parrots plinkett review like sheeple

i don't remember shit about that time so yeah. it's lost history

Why didn't Yoda tell Luke about his midichlorians? Why did he just start spouting mystical nonsense saying the force is in everyone, surrounding everything, binding it all, luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!

Why didn't Yoda tell Luke about his midichlorians?

Because he didn't ask. Anakin had to ask Qui-Gon about it.

Remember Ebola? Remember SARS? Remember when identity politics wasn't a thing and shit wasn't as racist or sexist in the fucking 90s and 00s like the Twitter freaks like to claim?

Interesting, from a certain point of view

yesh

There are centuries in which nothing happens and there are decades in which centuries happen.

If Midichlorians are just microscopic bacteria living in your cells

Why can't they be transmitted via blood transfusions and sharing needles?

why can't they be synthesized like platletes and injected into someone to make them force sensitive

Why can't you clone force sensitives with ease?

Why don't dark force users just create massive harems to have tons of force sensitive kids to train into an army?

Why isn't there a huge market for high Midichlorian sperm for a chance at having force sensitive children?

If force sensitivity is found with a simple blood test why confront Sidious at his office and just ask for a blood test?

Why didn't the jedi already have a archive of midichlorian counts? Wouldn't sheev be on it?

how did Midichlorians evolve within so many aliens? How do they cope with alien biology?

Do plants have Midichlorians? Can a tree use the force?

How could Jedi hide anywhere if a simple cheek swap can out them?

How aren't Midichlorians common if they're passed on genetically and appear to be a dominant trait?

Can Midichlorians be passed on through Sex?

If a woman is pregnant with a child with a large Midichlorian count can she be temporarily force sensitive?

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An interesting idea but Kenobi was the guy who told Luke about the mystical force even though he was also would know about the actual scientific explanation

Why can't they be transmitted via blood transfusions and sharing needles?

Because the Force doesn't like to be fucked with

why can't they be synthesized like platletes and injected into someone to make them force sensitive

It's been tried and it didn't work.

Why can't you clone force sensitives with ease?

They come out crazy as fuck because the Force doesn't like to be fucked with.

Why don't dark force users just create massive harems to have tons of force sensitive kids to train into an army?

They did but not in Prequel Era.

Why isn't there a huge market for high Midichlorian sperm for a chance at having force sensitive children?

Because they're no good without Jedi training.

If force sensitivity is found with a simple blood test why confront Sidious at his office and just ask for a blood test?

Because he's a Sith and he's too dangerous to live.

Why didn't the jedi already have a archive of midichlorian counts?

Because they didn't.

how did Midichlorians evolve within so many aliens? How do they cope with alien biology?

Midichlorians exist in all living things.

Do plants have Midichlorians?

Yes.

Can a tree use the force?

Of course not. It's a tree.

How could Jedi hide anywhere if a simple cheek swap can out them?

Which is why they don't let that happen.

How aren't Midichlorians common if they're passed on genetically and appear to be a dominant trait?

Because having enough is somewhat rare. Force-Sensitives are an extreme minority in the galaxy.

Can Midichlorians be passed on through Sex?

No

If a woman is pregnant with a child with a large Midichlorian count can she be temporarily force sensitive?

Only a bit.

Buddy. Zoomer. I can't even begin to tell you how hard society has declined and changed in the last two decades.

The midichlorians are actually incidental to Force sensitivity, and simply choose to inhabit Force Users, and the stronger in the force you are the more they can reproduce.

It's like if the X-Men got their powers from God.

Could you name some technologies from 2007 that have been lost to time?

CRTs, cel animation, practical fx

The fact you are right hurts me, can you say something dumber so i can dismiss you as a madman?

None of those are lost technologies spaz.

The force doesn't like being fucked with

Then why did it decide to create a physical manifestation of itself that could be easily fucked with?

It's been tried

When? And Why didn't it work? If you just seperate the midichlorians from someone's blood and inject them why would they stop working?

They come out crazy

Why? Why is the force so picky with clones? If the force sees clones as an abomination then why doesn't it just destroy them or make cloning impossible to begin with?

They did but not in Prequel Era.

Are they stupid? Wouldn't other factions try this besides Jedi and Sith?

Because they're no good without Jedi training.

Anakin had super reflexes with no training I would think that alone is reason enough to want a child with a high Midichlorian count.

The midichlorians are actually incidental to Force sensitivity

So why bother even making them a plot element if they don't matter?

Because he's a Sith and he's too dangerous to live.

More of a reason to get the senate to see that and support your arrest

Because they didn't.

Then how did they find new Jedi?

Midichlorians exist in all living things

Even the clones? So why aren't they all crazy?

Trees have midichlorians but can't use the force

Why not?

Because having enough is somewhat rare. Force-Sensitives are an extreme minority in the galaxy.

The republic has been around for 1000 generations. More than enough time for force sensitivity to become common place via passing down and interbreeding

Pregnant women can use the force

Why didn't Padme use it?

are you 12? im old as shit and remember those things. and people forgetting shit isn't the same as the scientific community forgetting shit. it would be more like if collectively we forgot how to make vaccines, or forgot what cancer was.

quantum science and slit experiment demonstrate mind is dominant over matter

i am sorry i don't think you know what you are talking about

We forgot the biological definition of sex

Gas plasma vector displays, trinitron CRTs, phototypesetting machines, analog broadcast tech, floppy disc manufacturing, a lot of early digital DSP tech, vacuum fluorescent displays, printed lenticular lenses, a fuckton of film motion tech, and that’s just from the top of my head in short you’re a retard

that is not lost technology, that is shit that has fallen out of favor. we could still use that shit if we wanted. double digit iq prequel fan answer.

watch the RLM reviews

No

neat, show me a scientific textbook that redefines biological sex. retard.

It’s impossible to make it nowadays, it’s become hypothetical technology.

So use it. Show me practical FX right now.

Anon I can still make cel animations. They still sell light boards and celuloid

i could make all of that for you if you pay me

So why bother even making them a plot element if they don't matter?

They are not a plot element. They are a throw away line mentioned once to communicate to the audience how big Anakin's number was as if it was a batting average. Despite the fact that Star Wars writing and production isn't very deliberate, people have been invited to over analyze every minutiae, mostly for fun.

a picture of my penis painted green to represent a dinosaur is practical fx. i could show you that if you want.

airplanes

You’re intentionally missing the point. The question was: what sort of dramatic changes have we seen in the past twenty years. Governments actively pushing the line that gender isn’t strictly a biological thing is one, on par with space herpies being associated with the force

Zoomers literally cannot accept the simple truth of Earth's decline because they can't bear to live with that truth. Don't waste your time on indoctrinated faggots who didn't even live in the times that were better.

the fact that you are able to bring up what the government is pushing should show you why the whole midichlorians thing being forgotten in a couple decades is very bad writing.

Then why did it decide to create a physical manifestation of itself that could be easily fucked with?

It can't be fucked with, the Force won't allow it.

If you just seperate the midichlorians from someone's blood and inject them why would they stop working?

Because the Force chooses, not Man.

Why? Why is the force so picky with clones?

They're artificial beings, not natural.

If the force sees clones as an abomination then why doesn't it just destroy them or make cloning impossible to begin with?

Because it still wants people to have free will.

Anakin had super reflexes with no training

Anakin is Force Jesus. He had a bigger M-count than Yoda.

So why bother even making them a plot element if they don't matter?

To explain why Anakin being Force Jesus is a big deal.

More of a reason to get the senate to see that and support your arrest

Sidious WAS the Senate.

Then how did they find new Jedi?

My bad, they did have archives. But Palpatine still wouldn't be in it. Still gotta sense these guys to add to the archives.

Even the clones? So why aren't they all crazy?

Because they aren't force-sensitive. Cloning force-sensitives is where they come out crazy.

The republic has been around for 1000 generations.

The Prequel Republic was around for 1000 years. Before that, the Sith were the ones in charge for another 1000. Before that was the Old Republic.

Why didn't Padme use it?

Because it's only a bit. Just enough for a bit of empath shit and maybe some visions, but nothing else.

I’m not arguing that it is good writing. It was a stupid, unnecessary decision. It’s space magic nigger, they ain’t got to explain shit

The galaxy's a big place and Jedi were rare because they weren't allowed to reproduce.

glad we can agree on that

I plum forgot about that second scene. I guess I'm a retard. I thought I'd solve this beast...

A lot of these answers sound like huge stretches or contradict one another.

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inb4 b-but that's a long t-time!

zoomers be gone

zoomers be gone

The new boogeyman for you losers?

Lucas is a lazy and wanted to tell the audience that Anakin is the chosen one because he is lazy.