NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHRINERS BOX

So Shriners are supposed to be elite Masonic secret society types. Then why are they always begging for money? Donate that money yourselves!

How do you think they get money?

dont me make get Alec

Get out of the fucking road I swear to God I'll run your boomer ass over and say it was an accident.

who approved this satanic shit from airing

I don't mind the Shriners b/c they're hardly ever out collecting donations and at least it goes to a burn hospital for children (like any charity though, they take their cut).

The ones I can't stand are fire departments, every fireman I've known made good money and had good equipment and they would always drive their trucks to buy food at the grocery store. They don't need shit from me when they're already doing pretty well from the public's money

How does a bot know any real person? I literally don't get it.

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how old is this 'kid'?

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Is this who we are? Are we truly making fun of disabled and terminally ill children? We are, indeed, the people our parents warned us about.

nigga what? Why do you think that's a bot post

lurk moar

Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away in physical therapy for a long time, I don't do shriner commercials anymore.

Like 20, he's a student at Northwestern.

OOOH
You're talking about the boss here.

DON'T STOP-

jej

Just buy a adorwable shriners blanket and don't ask any questions

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This, it's literally just 'give us your money you stupid pessants.'

It's Caleb, he's wired for sound.

I'm breaking your balls, and now you're getting fuckin fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

I'm making an offer that you can't refuse.

That's right, kid! Roll back to the Shriners Hospital!... And get that wheelchair off my stoop!

20 months in physical therapy, I wanted to walk on my own two legs, I compromised, I used a walker instead.

you’re a fucking retard

Did they ever explain how Kaleb turned into a house?

The wall comes for us all

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Cooler wheels prevailed... There's nothing left to discuss, Alec!

My wifes friend has burn marks all over her right of her face, neck, and right arm that she got as a little kid. Shriners took care of her like 15 years ago. I throw them a couple bucks a year and go to their Haunted Walk.

Th-th-the-them d-doctors are a-are miricle w-workers. Th-they help me w-when I was a k-kid.

Whoa whoa whoa, the Shriners took care of her? What, was she barking?

nah she's a normal person who you can tell has some bad scars but they've healed pretty good with lots of skin treatment and grafting

kalebs mom has got it going on! anybody else notice her tig ol'bitties

My sisters both have cerebral palsy. The children's hospital nearest to where my parents lived at the time helped my family tremendously. I wouldn't be born for many years when all that went down. But if it wasn't for those fine people's work, I might not have grown up with my sisters. I owe a debt I can never repay.

Your parents are assholes for never getting the hint that they have corrupted dna

But enough about your life anon.

I was a mistake... If that isn't evident by my presence here. But I have survived long enough to prove myself a benefit to my family and community.

Buy an ad shriners
Buy two ads

How did he wheel his way into that college?

Hi Kaleb, how's life?

It was among the downies. Real retard shit

you know his dick game crazy

Alright! We're hittin' them from the north side, off clarence street. And I don't want no funny shit. Any mook tries to stop you up you just blast em.

OH N-

But boss, what about our competition over at St. Jude. Ain't this gunna ruffle some feathers?... I'm just sayin'.

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I overheard someplace that you didn't by a blanket.

Oh, Tony... You know how it is

Know how what is?

I don't need a blanket with a teddy bear on it.

So you know what I'm talking about here. You're not buying a fuckin' blanket; you're giving money to sick kids!

Okay, okay... Message received. I'll donate.

That's right... And keep warm.

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