Uh-uh, I don't wipe

Uh-uh, I don't wipe.

the ass is inherently dirty, regardless of whether you wipe or how well you wipe or if you wash with water after you wipe, the ass is still dirty.
therefore it doesnt matter if you wipe.

are you american? European?

We all die at some point so there’s no point to you not killing yourself right now

being alive or dead are two different things, the ass is always dirty.

All of the human body gets dirty at points, shit follicles linger after you shit and can get on your cock, hands, back, & face even. The ass the the essential place to clean if you don’t it can lead to sickness and infection, because we’re not subhuman primates who can withstand leaving shit in our assholes we need to elongate these bacteria as soon as they arrive

*eliminate

based

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Noyehwatduhel?

I use a bidet then a Dude Wipe after I shit. I’ll never understand how bidets aren’t a fixture in America especially after the great toilet paper famine of 2020

I fold my toilet paper into trifold squares and spray them with a mix of water and white vinegar. Works better than anything else I've tried.

I stopped wiping when I realized that it's better to have poop around my anus than on my hands. I just take a bath at the end of the day.

You can wash your hands, anon

Everybody can smell you.

whoeverr is farding please stohp it smels really bad

the most basedest post of all time

I go to work five, sometimes six days a week. Nobody has said a THING.

Do white "people" really?

humans didnt "wipe" before toilet paper

Theyd get fired for racism
They just talk about you behind your back to eachother

You can wash your ass and then wash your hands. It's not one or the other

I dont understand

you think niggers are whiping in africa? what what? sand?

But why should I have to? Why is having a dirty butthole so bad that you want to expose the hands you eat with to poop in the first place?

Yeah and we didn't sit down to poop we squatted and ate a much more fibrous diet and even still we groomed ourselves modern great apes are proof enough of that.

Good morning sir!

with water

so use soap? you dumb ape

still dirty.

my hole feels tight as fuck nowadays, is it cause of 'roids?

In b4 someone makes a stupid joke about you receiving a lot of anal sex. It sounds like just the opposite.

Why shower at all then? What is so bad about having a dirty body?
You fucking poopmonger

Because my face, my hands, etc are all different from the ring around where poop comes out. Why is that so hard to grasp?

Oh, you're right. I should have thought of that. I'm sorry I called you a poopmonger.

[NOTE: Later, when I interviewed Buscemi, he told me the speech he makes as Mr. Pink in the opening scene about how he doesn’t believe in tipping a waitress is pretty much exactly how Tarantino feels about tipping.]

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tipping is jewish and kikey

Well, this is an entirely new ballgame ..

Europeans blast water in their asshole and wipe with the family ass towel that everyone shares and hangs it up in the room

How come Bidets still aren't the accepted standard for toilet hygiene in the west?

that no-wipe anon is a disgusting shitter, but he has a point that just wiping your ass with some paper still doesn't clean it properly. fully automated soap bidets with blowdriers are less than 300 dollars, yet barely anybody has them

a few particles of shit vs a handful of mud slathered on your crack

I wipe

BIG TP CONTROLS YOUR ASSHOLE ANON WAKE THE FUCK UP

because people there is no advertising for it. and anytime someone brings it up in convo most people walk away from it thinking the bidet user has boundary issues (bathroom is a private matter sir). it will take a very long time for it to catch on

Same here. Wiping is for faggots that like touching their own asshole

I actually have a friend like this.
He grew up in a country where you cant throw toilet paper in the toilet but put it in a basket, but still, how can that be a life choice?