Marvel is fuckin COOKED

Marvel is fuckin COOKED.

IMG_8642.jpg - 1170x1467, 866.99K

capeslop

grow up

capeshit

Who cares?

capekino

I care

gee whiz 3 failed franchises?!

I wish they would stop trying to make the Fantastic 4 a thing. They're a relic of the 60s, leave them there like they left the Howling Commandos in the 40s.

Pajeets, probably.

Their big issue is trying to soften it when, really, they should lean into or even double down on the things that make it feel dated or problematic. This film feels more like a live-action Disney film than it does a Marvel one. If Sue and Reed were originally the Dolores and Humbert of Marvel then writers should lean into that

what? Isn't this... really fucking late?

first steps

ewwww is is that dogshit?

maybe they'll include a final scene calling them The Old Avengers and retitle the movie

Just make a fucking movie once, how hard is that
If I made like a fucking cup, like I was a potter working with clay and I was making a cup on my potter's wheel, and I was trying to make this cup and I kept making the cup in different ways but deciding it was shit and making it in a different way, people would rightly say I was SIHT at making cups

This movie looks like the lamest, bland piece of garbage ever sharted out

Endgame had reshoots a few months before it came out, this is normal in the film industry.

stop being terminally online 1st

Unless those reshoots include recasting why fucking bother?

Digits confirm. Marvel is back baybe

How else is he going to fruitlessly gatekeep this board?

movie johnny looks like a fag instead of slayer

Maybe they'll remove that shitty wig and blue contacts from johnny storm

Too bad they can't "reshoot" casting.

This film was Dr. Doomed from Day 1.

this is normal

You keep posting this cope, but F4 is gonna FLOP hardcore and you can't stop that

probably because he is a fag in the movie...

They literally removed his womanizing.

You're the one emotionally invested in capeshit.

all white

yo that's racist af

How many fucking Fantastic 4 movies do we need?
Corman already perfected it.

Johnny always looked like a twink faggot, that’s why he gets ze pussy

I think the main problem is Americans don't realize no one knows wtf "Fantastic Four" is outside of the USA.

Like here in Europe we know those main super heroes - batman, superman, spiderman, ironman.
But "Fantastic Four" is completely anonymous. No one gives a shit about it apart of American nerds.
We don't know what they are and we don't care. And you can't force us to care as to us they're just some 4 random dudes in stupid suits.

The ones mentioned before in comparison are very characteristic and easily recognizable on first sight.

Think of it like this: "Fantastic Four" to the world outside of the USA is like that British pop star with ape movie to Americans.

Cap 4 flopped

Thunderbolts flopped

Yeah it's over

I just smoked your ass in the other thread too hahaha! Bitchboy, u r seething!

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

cooked

total zoomie death.

Spam is against the rules.

its all priced in.

Fantastic Four

They keep trying this for 30 years and it always fails and they never learn.

This is how mcu films are made, they test screen then the marketing and studio people make changes trial and error style. It's a shit way to make films but that's why they cost so much.

Movie reshoots aren't bad. it's the normal process of moviemaking. When editing the movie together, they'll come across things they missed or stuff they can add to make a scene better, and sometimes that means going back and shooting that stuff to add in later. Movies do this all the time. It's just that when Marvel does it, people think it means something bad.

They literally do that every movie

I'm British and we know all about the F4.
And Ironman was a D-lister until MCU and RDJ made him famous.
That said, I don't think Disney now know how to make good or even acceptable slop any more.

nah that would be The Marvels

how do they do all these test screenings and not have massive leaks every week?

Fourth times the charm I guess? But probably not.

British

anglosphere.
So it's different.

There was a time not so long ago when people were saying the same thing about Captain America, you were just in grade school at the time.

And that's a big reason why budgets are so out of control, and a sign of bad planning, and is not a great sign this close to release. The thing literally comes out in two months.

The hue hue hue FOUR

muh capeshit

They need to give that shitty Silver Surfer the Sonic the Hedgehog treatment. It's bad enough that it's female, for obvious IDpol-motivated reasons, but she also looks terrible to boot.

Its bad practices basically. Similar to how green screen usage got abused, they are abusing post production shoots. Its just become part o the industry norm even its bad to rely on it a lot

WHO. FUCKING. CARES?!

I mean that seriously. Who the fuck cares? Who watches this shite?

0f8.png - 1022x731, 642.72K

What even is this, the third or fourth new movie version of F4 these past twenty years?

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MOVIES ON THIS MOVIE BOARD? I'm so above it all that I felt the need to join in the discussion just to tell you how above it all that I am.

But dude, this time it'll make gorillions instead of bombing like every other time it's been tried!

Fantastic Four:

Spic instead of chad example of 60s masculinity

hag instead of hot sex bomb

whatever rock

ugly looking gay instead of handsome playboy

When this shit underperforms, its on Disney.

Do you have any idea how much backlash there would be if they made Johnny gay in the movie? They already removed his flirty personality with the ladies which is one of his trademarks. Making him gay would just fucking make people not see the movie out of principle.

They basically take a crack at it every decade.

Corman in the 90s

The Alba version in the 00s

Fant4stic in the 10s

Now this

Nah, the spic will carry it by name recognition alone

First Steps

What a retarded name, makes it look like the movie is about babies or something.

Pure speculation, but they might be trying to tie it even more into Doomsday.

and they were right then. The further we move away from ww2 the more antiquated he is and the gimmick becomes less interesting.

The birth of Franklin is a part of the story, so yes, that is part of the meaning.

All good films go through reshoots you limp wristed mary!

limp wristed mary!

Calm down grandpa

Yeah ok, that's why until Captain African American, they were some of Marvel's heaviest hitters in a box-office and critical sense. They were basically Marvel's Bond/Borne movies.

Not this close to release. This reeks of panic after Thunderbolts ate shit so hard they changed the title after a week.

he thinks they get and entire cast and crew together for reshoots on one week's notice

there's a difference between twink slayer and twink homo

Anxiety spic Reed, walled muh feminism Sue, shit voice shit CGI Thing and Johnny the fag. They just don't fucking learn. Literally just copy Marvel Rivals.

Where did I give you that impression that's what I thought?

Just another sterile, sexless unwatchable woke pos that I won't even notice has come and gone.

The end of Thunderbolts made me think that doomsday will have actual fucking conflict between heroes.
Making Bucky and Falcon actually argue would be based. They could take critical takes about the show and have Bucky say them.

"I don't want to hear how I should do better from a man who defended a terrorist"

They keep failing because the source material is shit. Like Matt Walsh says, every five year old boy comes up with the Fantastic Four on their own. The format just doesn’t work for the big screen. Arrested Development even made a season long joke about how corny and uninteresting the franchise is.

Reed Richards is a beaner now

I shan't be watching

Probably to tie it in to Doomsday better

Anon Babble needs to become like other boards where people are humiliated for liking lowest common denominator slop meant for retard normalfags. Anon Babble doesn't put up with people talking about normieslop and neither should we. Anon Babble should pride itself in liking high brow film and television and embarrass the fools that treat marvel as their religion.

what the fuck is his hair/wig

it triggers me that johnny storm never has spiked up hair in these live action movies.

i wish they gave Chris Evans blonde hair in deadpool it'd have been perfect

Eh, I don't know if I completely buy that. They made Guardians of the Galaxy work, despite all logic saying that it wouldn't, and Aquaman was a running joke for decades, and they managed to make him kind of cool. Heck, there was a time when Lord of the Rings was considered unfilmable. It just takes the right creative team and circumstances, and some IPs require more than others.

That said, this movie is absolutely going to be shit, because Disney/Marvel clearly still have their foot back in the mentality of the '10s while pretending like they're trying to move forward.

2025

Another marvel(formulaic and committee approved) shit

another fantastic four movie

who cares at this point

I just want Doomsday to have a cold open where the "New Avengers" confront Doom, and it plays out like a PG-13 version of Omniman vs the Guardians of the Globe, with them getting bodied, and then you get the title card.

Endgame was a bad movie which is weird because it was filmed back to back with Infinity War

It’s a terminally online jeet

Soon they will be able to just make a preliminary version of the whole movie with AI and run that through test screenings, so they will shoot it only once.

This happens all the time.

Also this is clearly to film the Doom scene now that they have RDJ on set.

It's not Norrin Radd, and Garner is good.

Pajeets do. They're the ones who shill it on Anon Babble 24/7 too, based on all the ESL posts you see in capeshit threads.

no date

Probably year old article

ENOUGH! With the twitter threads.

FrMPoD.gif - 720x404, 3.74M

I want to be optimistic and say they saw the success of Thunderbolts are reshooting things to make it edgier

every project crashes and burns before they’ve even started down the runway

Watching their ineptitude is more entertaining than anything they’ve produced in years

Nobody actually makes these movies. There's no actual writing or direction involved. They just keep reshooting scenes until they end up with something that resembles a movie and release it into theaters.

This happens all the time.

Also this is clearly to film the Doom scene now that they have RDJ on set.

It's not Norrin Radd, and Garner is good.

Good morning sar

Two movies in a row where the Thunderbolts/New Avengers get effortlessly bodied by the main villain

I mean it makes sense but they don't have to do them like that

they saw the success of Thunderbolts

Nigga what fuckin' success?

You mean the thing we already had in Civil War with far more charismatic actors and more interesting characters?
The same recipe but with lesser elements will absolutely make a better meal.

It's not Norrin Radd

Yeah, that's a problem.

Lmao. Hopefully it's in response to thunderbolts.

They're just shooting the Silver Surfer's origin scene. OG version probably only alluded to it, but normies want to see it on screen.

You retards spend all day on Anon Babble and STILL have no fucking clue about movie making, truly embarassing

literally HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING SHOWS/MOVIES ARE THERE?

wtf. like 2 a month

look how they massacred my boy

There’s a normie meme that Pixar made the only good F4 movie and honestly I don’t completely disagree. The IP is incredibly cheesy as a concept. The only way to make it enjoyable to watch is to lean heavily into the cheese and not take things too seriously but that’s the one thing Yensid seems incapable of doing

Thunderbolts cost 180 million with 100 million in marketing. The film has to get around 500 million to break even. Domestic total so far is 90 million. So far it's actually been going up on weekdays, which MCU movies almost never do. So it's expected to make a profit.

Fantastic Faggots.

I care
I want disney to continue to lose

*New Fantastic Four

Disney could sell a lot of tickets if they made an unironic movie about the FF as a wholesome family, but Disney will have to make Sue a girlboss, Johnny a retard, Ben a rabbi, and Reed a nerd who constantly defers to more intelligent female characters, with an overall anti-natal tone and a thick dollop of globohomo on top of it.

Critical success I guess, everyone who's seen it loves, saying Marvel is back and even people who hate capeshit like me like it. The only reason it's not making more money is cause all the characters are D listers on a team no one's heard of. It's kind of like how they adjusted the tone of MCU after Winter Soldier came out

I'm pretty sure it releases in like 2 months

They are!

you're using terminally online terminology

agreed

but normies want to see it on screen.

No one wants to see this hag as Silver Surfer, let alone her origin.

oh shit everyone loves Sentry

quick rewrite the movie so he doesn't die in fantastic four!

I find extremely funny that each time the fantastic 4 is reboot somehow end up being WORSE than the last reboot

Which is fine, because he's pointing out the jeet's hypocrisy of labelling superhero films as for children, whilst shitposting on Anon Babble.

It used to be like that

What is this cope?

Fantastic 4 is cursed to never have a good movie

They're called "explanations", and they're supposed to help you understand a concept that you don't, you fucking bot.

Them doobies

After following the last Captain America production for literally years, you are so right it's uncomfortable. The actors make more for one movie than most people will make in 20 years of labor, and each film uses more capital than 90% of corporations will ever have access to. All in service of failure after failure that everyone saw coming from miles away. Never has history seen so much good money tossed after bad, over and over again.

Pedro Pascal is the worst casting choice possible for every role he's in. How the fuck does he keep getting work and why is he in EVERYTHING now?

COOKED

grow up

Looks like a sequel to Solarbabies

sddefault.jpg - 640x480, 57.25K

Always reminds me of Silkwood but I know that's now where the zoomers got it from.
youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ec20v7wX8

I’m saying this as a fellow anon: Please don’t ever admit that you listen to Matt Walsh in public again.

OH NONONO AAAHHAHAHAHAHA

anon

public

nta but stop being a newfag and then kys

fake news

Release Date: July 25, 2025

A tad late to still be filming.

Who are you trying to fool?