Does the Pope lurk Anon Babble?
Does the Pope lurk Anon Babble?
it's not a bad movie, even though the ending is bullshit
Who cares, worthless faggot, like all catholics.
I do
he watched it right before the actual conclave
everyone did
Good timing for the movie to be made. Someone with a bit of thought was onto it.
CIA asset watches some CIA propaganda
The founding fathers didn't like catholicism, it doesn't belong in america and they were right about that
No, i doubt Trump lurks here.
The founding fathers didn't like faggotry either, yet here you are.
Why do they always elect old white(-ish) guys on their deathbeds? Where's the JFK of Popes?
Not the pope himself cause too busy, but they have known to set tasks for each other, like a spy bot.
Because Cardinals are the most senior ranking individuals in the Church. You have to work your ass off to get there.
You have to work your ass off on their dicks
satanic shithole is averse to religion
Shocker
papist accusing any other church of being satanic
Fazzini summarized the action of the statue as "Christ rises from this crater torn open by a nuclear bomb; an atrocious explosion, a vortex of violence and energy."
The pope guards are in Jester outfits. I wonder if they would be as bad at fighting as Snokes guards.
why does the pope wear a yamaka?
Good timing for the movie to be made. Someone with a bit of thought was onto it.
Good morning saar!
I reject thee in the name of Christ. Begone demon!!
It glows so fucking much
he looks like he fucks black guys
Pale protestant hands typed this post.
No, God lurks and communicates what he knows to the Pope.
God to the Pope
I hear The Acolyte is fucking shit
just stick around long enough
work your ass off
that was JP2
Pope is old as shit
Make a movie about him dying
omg so prescient, how did they know?
Jewpich fanboy also likes Transcave
As if I needed anything to dislike this nu-pope more
The Founding Fathers were literal Freemasons and Deists
He lurks leftypol by the look of things.
Not what the movie is about. Have you tried extrapolating meaning from a narrative? You should.
I see the fake Anon Babble Christians are already acting like a man who has devoted his life to his faith is bad, because he dared insult their actual gods, in the White House. How pathetic.
the Papal Guard are an actual elite unit of the Swiss military and only dress like retards during ceremonies
I sorta wonder if shit jumped off on the spot how long it'd take them to just throw the spears on the ground and where the assault rifles are stowed
The movie is about an intersex Mexican pope from Afghanistan, which is so laughable anyone vaguely familiar with Catholicism would not take it seriously (and they didn't, only boomers and "cultural Catholic" lefties watched it).
a man who has devoted his life to his faith is bad
And here comes picrel.
I'm catholic you fuck. Stop denying the only reason you don't like him is he's telling off conservatives for acting retarded and shitty.
anybody got the list of prospective candidates put together? trying to remember which one this new guy was
The Catholic Church are very stalwart in a specific ideology that has enough in it to piss off both the "left" and the "right"
no death penalty
no euthanasia
no abortion
no homosexuality
no sex outside of marriage
no political authority for women
open borders
high taxes/social welfare
reducing carbon emissions
I have noticed lately that it is the leftists who are more comfortable just ignoring half of that shit and pretending the Catholics are on their side
We're the only ones that actually give a shit about what the Bible actually says and what Jesus preaches, apparently. When we bring up how American Evangelicals are acting like fucking psychos with their prosperity Gospel shit, we're suddenly the fake Christians.
I notice you didn't have it in you to condemn the homos, sluts, feminists, abortionists and the Canadian Death Pods (now killing 20,000 people a year, already open to basically everyone who shows up after briefly trying to just be for terminal cancer/dementia patients)
watched Conclave
didn't elect a trans Pope
mfw our new Pope isn't media literate
Yes I’ve seen it. The politics and trans thing are incidental to the meaning of movie. Imagine instead of Catholics it was Italians arguing pizza vs spaghetti for two hours and in the end God gives them a cheeseburger. It’s about the will of man vs the will of God.
probably, since he is a boy-raping pedophile
no political authority for women
Wait this is actually not true, only priesthood is forbidden for women. Joan of Arc is the easiest and most well-known example. The rest tracts, though.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Canada and America are majority non-Catholic, it doesn't matter what we believe.
So if seniority is the factor, why was one of the more recent Cardinals elected? For reference, this dude was "created" in 2023. Is it seniority, or some vague, ambiguous level of experience? or is it politically motivated? What the flying fuck does a Pope even do? I don't understand cult shit.
poltroon thinks only Jews wear skullcaps
Top minds of Anon Babble in action. LMFAO
Orange Man delivered the biggest Catholic victory in a century when he got Roe v. Wade axed
Especially since the "Catholic" politicians are fighting to bring it back
But frankly, you are a deeply disingenuous person and will easily twist anything said to you into being a more self-righteous jerkoff, which means that you are an excellent Catholic indeed
So much hatred and judgement, typical of whatever non-Catholic denomination you belong to. Don't worry, I forgive you, though I will still call you a faggot.
Minus the preaching part which is central to Christianity and that televangelists do better. There's 0% chance you'll arrive to Christianity by embracing current liberal talking points, on the other hand it is possible for someone like Vance to embrace catholicism despite being raised by the likes of the former
Punishing subhuman pieces of putrid dogshit and pushing normal human-being policies isn't "acting retarded and shitty". Maybe you and Mr Pope don't understand that since you're possessed by the Demons or something, so you're upset when good is done.
There's 0% chance you'll arrive to Christianity by embracing current liberal talking points
There's 0% chance you'll arrive to Christianity by embracing current conservative talking points either. The Republican party has been consumed by venerating an 80 year old shyster from New York as if he's the second coming, there's no path to Christ through that. Don't be deluded to thinking there's any path to Christ through politics, you fucking mongoloid.
Honestly this guy can fuck right off, I tried to give him a little benefit of the doubt but he's just a regular shitlib, probably agitates for gay marriage and abortion in his downtime
Yes I remember when Jesus said "You must go out and punish the subhuman pieces of putrid dogshit", that's so super Christian of you. Maybe Mr Pope knows a thing or two that your retarded inbred ass doesn't.
I remember when Jesus said "trans rights now, yeet your fetus"
and that televangelists do better
What do they preach, anon? Do they preach the word of the Lord? Do they preach the teachings of Christ? Or do they preach greed and stupidity and envy? It's no surprise those messages are more easily spread, no surprise at all.
I remember when Jesus said "Believe a fat orange billionaire, billionaires are super cool and I would never say that the rich are evil because I love the rich and so should you".
Yes, anon. Everyone is a CIA asset.
You STILL can't bring yourself to condemn abortion or homosexuality or euthanasia while continuing to proclaim yourself a far godlier and more devout Catholic than anyone you're speaking to
In fact, you won't do it now either, you'll bitch about Trump some more and deflect
Because it might be hard to fit a camel through the eye of a needle, but a rainbow streaked cock fits up your ass very neatly
I -AM- THE CONCLAVE!
lenny was based
I'm not saying he's "#notmypope" like some cuck larper, I'm just calling out the dumb things he's said and done given he's very likely to continue Francis' policies (which have completely wrecked and made the Church even more irrelevant globally than it was when he got it in 2015).
conservatives
"Conservaitves" of varying stripes are the only Lay Catholics left outside of the Church leadership. These guys are Vatican 2 legacy boomers doing their damnedest to hold on to power and force as much shit as they can through while they still have the higher-up seats of power.
I have noticed lately that it is the leftists who are more comfortable just ignoring half of that shit and pretending the Catholics are on their side
Because we're pretty much a pope or two away at this point from the gay shit being accepted and they know it.
Also most culturally Catholic people are Brown, so there's that layer of idpol to it as well.
The politics and trans thing are incidental to the meaning of movie
They definitely weren't, that's the entire point of the movie.
And unlike your Italian example the film had no comedic or satirical element to it, it presented itself as a serious, grounded drama; which it absolutely is not.
You must go out and punish the subhuman pieces of putrid dogshit
You're not familiar with the Crusades, are you?
i'm drunk right now
You STILL can't bring yourself to condemn abortion or homosexuality or euthanasia while continuing to proclaim yourself a far godlier and more devout Catholic than anyone you're speaking to
The fuck are you talking about? I literally agreed with everything he said except the women in political power thing, that's not a Catholic doctrine. Fucking schizo go take your meds.
but a rainbow streaked cock fits up your ass very neatly
You sound like you have experience
I read this in Corey's voice
You're not familiar with the Crusades, are you?
I forgot the part where Jesus ordered the Crusades. I didn't realize being Catholic meant agreeing with every single thing the Church did historically. Retard.
(which have completely wrecked and made the Church even more irrelevant globally than it was when he got it in 2015).
Literal schizophrenia, that didn't happen. Catholicism is literally on the rise you dumbass.
Do they preach the word of the Lord? Do they preach the teachings of Christ?
When they are quoting the Bible, yes
Cory would want to stick the rainbow streaked cock up Poppy Playtime
With great power comes inscrutability.
"Give it to her good, son!"
I forgot the part where Jesus ordered the Crusades
The pope ordered the crusades. Is papal authority invalid now, Mr. Ultramontan?
Literal schizophrenia, that didn't happen.
Catholicism is now a plurality or minority religion in Latin America as irreligion and various retarded Protestant sects rose instead, there isn't a single religious Catholic stronghold in Europe outside of Hungary and Western Ukraine anymore, the American Catholic church is irrelevant outside of the rising conservative movement as liberal parishes have seen their numbers drastically collapse, while Catholics in China are being silently ethnically cleansed while Francis deliberately ignored this throughout his papacy.
Meanwhile, in the places where Catholicism is rising such as SEA or Africa it is almost universally at the behest of staunch conservatives and traditionalists explicitly opposed to Francis and the Vatican 2 boomers.
Catholics need to stop worshiping some pope and Mary, and pray to Jesus.
The pope ordered the crusades. Is papal authority invalid now, Mr. Ultramontan?
I said Jesus didn't order the crusades, I never said the pope was infallible, or even that every pope followed Jesus' teachings. Just that current conservatives are most certainly not following Jesus' teachings and are getting butthurt like babies because the pope is rightfully calling them out on it.
pr*testant thinks Catholics worship the pope
Cringe satanic people
Catholicism is now a plurality or minority religion in Latin America
Yeah and why do you think that is? Is it because Catholicism has become less effective, that two thousand years of tradition have somehow changed within the past 3 decades, or is it because a new type of religion has taken hold of the world, spread via things like social media? If Protestantism is on the rise and overtaking Catholicism then it's not because the Catholic church changed, it's because Protestantism and Evangelism have been perverted to be sensationalist and not actually about the religion in a way that Catholic tradition doesn't allow for. That doesn't mean that there is anything wrong with Catholicism.
current conservatives are most certainly not following Jesus' teachings
But which one follows his teachings more closely?
The LGBT and leftist stuff is explicitly gnostic/dualistic in nature while the conservatives are much more Abrahamic in their worldview.
heh
But which one follows his teachings more closely?
Jesus always preached forgiveness, so those that condemn falsely will always be worse than those that permit falsely.
falsely
two thousand years of tradition have somehow changed within the past 3 decades
More like 6 with Vatican II, but yeah definitely more so since Francis took charge. I don't think you know how sudden the shift was, like it was in the span of a decade or so.
Protestantism and Evangelism have been perverted to be sensationalist and not actually about the religion
Both of these things can be true (and are).
Jesus always preached forgiveness
Yeah, but you actually have to do your penance and do your very best to sin no more, which you would know if you ever went to confession.
I don't think you know how sudden the shift was, like it was in the span of a decade or so.
I genuinely didn't, that is surprising. Did Latin America suddenly just hate being Catholic because the Pope was Argentinian?
some cool art is enough to scare the evengelical and make him believe that he's seeing satanism
All cardinals are equal rank and they vote. Are you retarded?
Yeah, but you actually have to do your penance
No I'm talking about the act of forgiving. People that forgive transgressions, when they shouldn't, will always be better than people that punish transgressions, when they shouldn't.
oof
The guy on the right looks like you would hire him to play the guy on the left.
They had no way of knowing who would win the election unless the answer was decided in advance.
Did Latin America suddenly just hate being Catholic because the Pope was Argentinian?
It was a few things directly related to him:
1. He was selected by the church right after a shit ton of scandals related to sex abuse happened across LatAm related to the Jesuits and liberal cardinals/bishops as an attempt to sweep that under the rug (which he did, he even gave refuge to many that fucked kids in the Vatican and elsewhere).
2. He ignored conservative/traditional Catholics in this area or even suppressed them in favor of his Jesuit boomer buddies all the time (outside of Brazil there's virtually no conservative bishops left in LatAm, which has resulted in a serious disconnect between the church and the laity there).
3. Him fucking up all the tradition and cultural standards in Catholicism that had long defined the very identity and soul of these countries, which resulted in a lot of anomie spreading among the laity that led to them either becoming Protestant or abandoning the Church, basically having the same impact Vatican II had on the U.S and Europe but on an even bigger scale in this area.
4. Political shit (his ties to LatAm leftist/socialist/communist movements particularly).
This is also why he never visited Argentina during his papacy, he's really fucking hated there by the religious Catholics remaining.
Cardinals are basically the top bishops. Cardinals elect the pope, and always elect another cardinal. Popes can make bishops cardinals, but typically they go through a multi-year process to get enough good boy points for the current pope to notice them. Current dude was a bishop that already had a good relationship with the previous pope. Pope made him a cardinal and gave him the third biggest position in the vatican.
What the flying fuck does a Pope even do?
He's basically mini-jesus on earth for the catholics and they are supposed to do whatever the pope says. However these is catholics we are talking about so they like to pick and choose what doctrines to follow regardless of who is pope.
or is it politically motivated?
There's also a lot of factions within the church which do play a factor in whoever is elected. It's not down to right/left politics either. For example some factions focus more on outreach and some focus more on internal church relations. There's actually a faction of schizos who believe every pope for the last 70 years is a secret psyop and the real real pope died 50 years ago.
The founding fathers didn't like catholicism
At least Catholics worship Jesus and not jews
but uhhh Jesus was a jew
No Jesus was the son of God that was born from the Virgin Mary. Jesus mother might have been a kike but Jesus isn't one
What are your thoughts on sodomy?
it feels like the guy in the middle will die in one hit and then boss music will start playing
We're literally the only denomination capable of making kino art. Nobody has ever heard of a protestant, Jewish, mudshit, etc... master.
all of Latam taken as one
desu there are huge regional differences and Brazil distort that due it's huge population and having a surprising % of evangelicals for the region
What does Anon Babble have to do with anything.
Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity which is an offshoot of 2000 year old Judaism.
Its a fair question if they somehow inherited yamaka's or skullcaps.
What other religions use skullcaps?
Damn I had no idea. Thanks for the rundown man, I hope the new guy does more to bring people together. He's half Peruvian I think? So there's hope for more LATAM support.
Oh also cardinals typically elect another cardinal who is old enough to have a lot of experience and be relatively well liked but not old enough to fucking die the next day. The most experienced cardinals usually won't be picked because they already have one foot in the grave and have been around long enough to piss off at least one or two major factions. All cardinals want to be pope after all so you want a pope that sticks around long enough to suck up to but not long enough you die before him.
Does the Pope lurk Anon Babble?
He's out of our league. The Pope is the reigning world champion of competitive kid diddling and the official elected representative of the largest and longest-running nonce organization on the planet. I mean Michael Jackson may have built an amusement park in his backyard but even he couldn't stop the cops raiding the place whenever one of the snitching brats wouldn't keep their traps shut.
Meanwhile the Catholic Church have their own sovereign state and their own legal system. No danger of pesky SWAT teams bursting in while Cardinal Molest-a-Lot is gettin' jiggy with it. A steady supply of altar boys flowing in and if a few go missing well too bad.
Sorry Mister FBI, I'd love to help but my hands are tied. Obviously it's always a tragedy when a child goes missing but I'm afraid you have no jurisdiction here. Yes, yes, I'll be sure to pray for the safe return of that boy I just finished burying.
Gotta hand it to the Catholic Church, they thought of everything. To be fair they did have a couple thousand years to figure it out but still, they're operating a pedophile paradise in plain sight and they answer to no one. Kind of funny.
So all hail the first Burger Pope, may he blessed with an extensive collection of incredibly fruity costumes and stupid hats to wear during the buggery.
Why are brits obsessed with nonces and noncery? I thought it was mostly an alt-right thing
There's actually a faction of schizos who believe every pope for the last 70 years is a secret psyop and the real real pope died 50 years ago.
Based.
Tell me more
no homosexuality
Francis supported homosexuality
Who said anything about britain?
I like the pick
does Anon Babble have to do with anything.
Can't stop kvetching about DA JOOOS!
use skullcaps?
Muslims
Who watched what?
Outdated list, the papists are the hellhounds of the juden new order.
BROWN
Nobody has ever heard of a protestant, Jewish, mudshit, etc... master.
Latinx IQ coming in nicely
en.m.wikipedia.org
Movie was good. Almost felt sorry for the black cardinal who'd knocked up that local slag. Sorry old chap. Disqualified. And spare me the sob story, sex-haver.
Never thought the whole celibacy thing was a smart move, just a recipe for disaster. The idea is they're married to God or whatever? Or is that nuns, I dunno. But I bet an awful lot of gooning goes on in the Vatican.
He's probably referring to sedevacantism, it's not a conspiracy theory, just the general belief that post Vatican II Popes (including the one who called for it) are invalid because they didn't like the reforms, they do use conspiracy theories to promote their views but they are also better informed about the views of Popes they do like than the Vatican itself sometimes. Like for example, this article about Saint Pious X views on Tango, Francis' national dance he used to practice.
novusordowatch.org
Basically there was this one cardinal in the 1900's the ultra traditionalists wanted to be pope. He didn't have a lot of support outside of his factions but he was in a bunch of elections because the popes kept dying in the mid 1900's. Well during one of these pope votes the smoke that came from the magic chimney was white, which signed a new pope. Then it turned black, which meant no new pope. This was almost certainly because the guy in charge of the chimney fucked up and corrected it, but the schizos think the cardinal guy they wanted to win won and was forced to turn down the papacy by the secret jew cardinal cabal or whatever. It doesn't make much sense because you need a 66% majority voting to become pope and if you turn down your votes you have to tell the other cardinals to not vote for your ass.
Yea I was but I was specifically talking about the siri ones because they are the funniest
That was Siri and that's not the origin of Sedevacantism per se but one of the conspiracy theories it popularized (or perhaps it was already popular among traditionalists), despite he took part in conclaves before and after Vatican II
you're ruffle ignorance has led you into the Antichrist's hands.
When it's been proven time and time again most major people are? yeah of course I'm gonna say that.
A literal pedo defending American born not being a CIA asset, come on dude.
Episcopalian here. The faithful still abide all our brothers and sisters. Even in places like this.
fuck this shit we need a new pope gregory
He's 69. He's a spring chicken compared to some of the others.
The faithful still abide all our brothers and sisters.
You're the literally the gayest faction of Protestanitsm
JP2 was chosen in his 50
Best Pope story has to be Pope John Paul I
Became Pope in 1978
assassinated a month later (likely poisoned)
his body was mysteriously enbalmed about 5 seconds after death so no autopsy could ever be performed
no explanation ever given for this
was Pope for 33 days = shortest reign in papal history
Apparently his views were a bit too progressive for his fellow pedophiles so he had to go. Makes you wonder why they elected him Pope really. Poor bastard didn't even want the job and even told everyone not to vote for him
Before the August 1978 papal conclave that elected him, he expressed his desire not to be elected, telling those close to him that he would decline the papacy if elected; upon the cardinals' electing him, he felt an obligation to accept.[4]
Also check out this fun list
en.wikipedia.org
He's half Peruvian I think?
Yeah but the Church there has some very unique problems related to cardinals, priests, and bishops there incorporating Incan paganism into the church. The whole Pachamama stuff has been really rampant there and is likely something that's going to continue under his papacy much like it did under Francis. All the actually religious Catholics in LatAm fucking hate this shit given it's heresy and idolatry, and is one of the potent and more specifically LatAm controversies related to Francis that has resulted in a lot of them jumping ship from the church or moving to Brazil and the U.S where traditionalist movements are strong.
So there's hope for more LATAM support.
By all metrics he's an extension of Francis on every level. He was ordained in 1981 under Cupich who's one of the most infamous pedo defenders (and coincidentally one of the most progressive figures in the Church outside of Europe).
It's not looking good but who knows. His name is a weird green flag along with some other stuff, but it's mostly coincidental compared to his track record of very lefty and Francisy stuff.
>no death penalty
Wrong. The death penalty is not inherently evil, it's simply not justifiable to use it in our current society because we can safely incarcerate people indefinitely.
>no euthanasia
>no abortion
>no homosexuality
>no sex outside of marriage
All correct.
>no political authority for women
Wrong. The Church has no jurisdiction over secular politics. No female priests or deacons, though.
>open borders
>high taxes/social welfare
>reducing carbon emissions
Wrong on all of these. Just because certain individual bishops may support these ideas doesn't make them Church doctrine.
Probably a sacrifice. i'm sure the numbers autism could come up with some good reason they killed him on that particular day.
33 days
Francis supported homosexuality
No he didn't. Stop believing the establishment media.
the only thing religious people watch are videos involving weirdos performing sexual acts on very young children
When isn't the Pope old as shit? Last one under 60 was JP2
Benedict was almost 80
As was Francis
This new one is 70. He's one slip in the tub from death.
No he didn't
Are you serious? The gay mafia faction in the Vatican has been influential for a very long time and Francis was more socially progressive than any pope that came before him since the renaissance.
You're supposed to worship God, not the Pope
videos involving weirdos performing sexual acts on very young children
Most of us just watch hentai or porn like the average joe; for the oldfags or the lucky ones they fertilize their wives.
Based on the Wikipedia article I feel bad for Celestine V
be a monk chilling and doing monk shit
retard Cardinals can't even elect a pope
tell them they need to pick to pick a pope fast or God will be angry
the mad lads decide to make him pope
try to run away, but the Cardinals bully him into taking the job
being pope sucks, nobody listens to him and he doesn't know what he's doing
friend convinces him to quit
friend becomes new pope
friend immediately murders him because leaving a former pope alive is too risky
The founding fathers were humanist/deist (atheism-lite, because there were actual repercussions straight up admitting you don’t believe in god (the right god, and the right denomination; protestants only) back in the day).
And Judaism is matrilineal so, still a Jew lol
Truth!! The protestants have destroyed culture and have set back Christianity thousands of years. The catholic church is the only way. The protestants that have taken over America will soon be uck broken and ass raped by the true and great catholic faith led by JESUS AND THE POPE!!!! fuck protestants and God bless the new Pope! Let's get this world back on track
Has he seen Eurotrip tho?
I am not American, what is the difference between catholics and protestants and why do they dislike each other if it's all Christianity?
yfw they tanked Godfather III to further cover it up
Aww I'm so sorry anon.
Jesus was a human too.
Jesus was God
Does he know about that faithful day in the sweltering summer of the year of our lord nineteen and ninety two?
catholicism is fucking retarded, orthodox and muslims are also dumb but catholicism takes the prize.
only thing dumber then papism is probably american zionist young earth creationist evangelicals
Jesus was (is) 100% man and 100% God. This is Christanity 101.
John Paul II has a kino story too. He chose his name as tribute to his predecessor, the unfortunate John Paul I But unlike his easily-murderable predecessor, John Paul II proved to be the Pope who simply refused to die. This badass motherfucker survived three major assassination attempts, even getting shot twice. That was the first attempt, he was capped twice and lost a ton of blood. But taking a couple in the chest wasn't about to stop this guy.
During the second attempt he was viciously stabbed by some lunatic with 40cm long bayonet, but he just shrugged it off again despite the heavy blood loss.
And the third attempt was something out of a Die Hard movie - two crazy Pakis tried to explode eleven planes including the one carrying John Paul II.
The Bojinka plot (Arabic: بوجينكا; Tagalog: Proyektong Bojinka) was a large-scale, three-phase terrorist attack planned by Ramzi Yousef and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for January 1995. They planned to assassinate Pope John Paul II; blow up 11 airliners in flight from Asia to the United States, with the goal of killing approximately 4,000 passengers and shutting down air travel around the world; and crash a plane into the headquarters of the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in Langley, Virginia.[1][2]
He probably would've survived even if they had succesfully blown up the planes. Lived to be 83 years old before finally ACKing in 2005, presumably of boredom. By that time it seemed like he had been Pope forever.
That's called special pleading. Saying "Jesus was God" only works if he wasn't procreated. He was a man. You worship another human.
Retard
That's all you can say.
That's all you deserve. You're trying to argue a topic on which you have absolutely no knowledge. You're making an idiot of yourself.
I have no knowledge of a person pretending to be The True Creator and you believing him because he did miracles? Get a grip.
Retard jeet.
I'm not Indian. Your "God" also taught you to make assumptions on people you don't know?
You worship another human
This isn't the gotcha you think it is pal. Jesus being a human is one the few things all denominations agree on.
He is still human. Worshiping humans is Idolatry. Doesn't matter if they did miracles or not.
Only Indians are this arrogant when ignorant about the basics of Christianity.
That's not how it works. The other guy is right, you do not have no idea what you're talking about.
12 Angry Men for christcucks
How long til the Vatican realises that the modern Catholic Church is driven by based young men and we don't want woke shit?
We want to preserve the faith of our ancestors
We want to keep the church free of sin and outside influences
We want another fucking crusade
DEUS CULT
I've heard enough about Christianity's excuses to last a lifetime. Worshiping humans is idolatry and folly. Even accepting a mediator between you and The True Creator is deplorable when you have a soul.
That's exactly how it works. The True Creator doesn't have to incarnate, for one. For two, he doesn't need a plan to save people. For three, he doesn't need to do miracles to prove he's good or God because when he talks you know his voice. Jesus' voice is way different to The True Creator's, when The True Creator speaks, you know it's him because he spoke to you in the womb. When Jesus speaks, you only know him if he revealed himself to you prior and Jesus wouldn't take glory away from The True Creator, though The True Creator doesn't need your glory, he is self-sustaining.
You're all jewish slaves worshipping a jewish god and a political ideology for slaves masquerading as a religion
Not bad, should add it to the list
en.wikipedia.org
The popular theory is that he was going to expose some major stock fraud scandal involving the Vatican Bank and his fellow Cardinals so they panicked and made him a delicious cup of cyanide tea
That's a great one, full of betrayal and intrigue, gonna have to read more about that
Damn shame, we definitely need more Vatican-related kinos. Conclave was the best one in ages
No, some are just subhumans like you
nice twitter ad, xister
faggot pope
But did he watch the Young Pope?
I don't really care what you believe to be honest so I'm not going to read all of that. The point remains that all Christians think Jesus was a man and think that is a core part of their faith. It is silly to assume that a person will change their beliefs because you told them something that they already believe.
You're on a phone and it shows, because it isn't even that long. I don't care if you stop believing or not, I'm just telling you that your beliefs are idolatry, no exceptions.
Popes are elected by cardinals. Who is next in line to become pope? Cardinals. They essentially control and throttle their own promotion slot, and boss. And most are pretty old by the time they reach that level of seniority.
If they elect some 40 year old when they are 60 they just said goodbye to any ambition of themselves being the chosen one. If they elect a 70 year old there's still a chance God wants them to sit on the throne one day. Also young popes would dominate the Church and shape it in their image after they set in for a decade or two.
Christianity lost so much influence that it doesn't even matter who became the new pope.
Reading even one sentence of that schizo ramble you posted was too much, you should seriously consider getting meds.
I already took my meds, the reason it's not resonating with you is because you gave into the mind virus.
different gospel
Dude's thinks God can't talk for himself. Fucking moron.
Yeah this is definitely kino
graciously agree to step down as Pope so your friend can have a go
friend immediately gets paranoid you'll change your mind and imprisons you
rot in jail hoping your former chum ie. the new Pope comes to his senses and frees you
fat chance, he's now so paranoid he decides to have you murdered by having a ten-inch rusty nail hammered into your skull
Ouch, bit harsh
Guess you can't blame Popes for being paranoid though, it does seem like people really enjoy murdering them
before finally ACKing
didn't kill himself whatsoever
speak like a human being you brainrotten toddler
It's a lot of little and very petty differences that don't mean much at the end of the day. 99% of the modern dislike is for non religious reasons, and just like most schisms the split was more about worldly issues than religious differences.
oh my Science, folx, that's just like in my Fromsoft video games!!!
Nigger
Libtards can't meme the Christian version
Marquis de Lafayette
Casimir Pulaski
Tadeusz Kościuszko
All Catholics who were and are considered heroes of the American Revolution.
Yeah, that must be why there were thousands of tv crews from all over the word there to air live a chimney for days.
This is probably why Pope hunting has traditionally been such a popular sport. The idea that God needs an official representative on Earth to speak for him is just amazingly retarded and arrogant and offensive in so many ways. So why not kill the arrogant, lying pedo wearing that idiotic hat? Hell yeah, sounds like a plan.
While I'm here, I'd like to officially nominate this anon as the next Pope.
RIP anon.
the split was more about worldly issues than religious differences
People who think this nonsense don't understand how seriously people took religion back then. It would be like saying the progressives and MAGA crowd don't believe the things they believe and are instead just doing it for the money.
I read an article years ago that said Pulaski was intersex. It was obviously bullshit but I choose to believe it because I hate the Polish.
It was obviously bullshit but I choose to believe it because I hate the Polish.
This shit made me lol.
oh yeah, all those thousand sects are better lol. retard
They‘re not part of the swiss military
does everyone in the swiss army learn gif related or is it only for special units?
The whore of Rome has a new mouth to fellate the devil with. Wow.
The founding fathers didn't like catholicism, it doesn't belong in america and they were right about that
The oldest Catholic Church in Philadelphia was founded in 1733, with the current building being dedicated in 1739.
The church is about a one minute walk from Independence Hall.
en.m.wikipedia.org
The second oldest Catholic Church in Philadelphia was founded in 1763, and is maybe a two minute walk from Independence Hall.
en.m.wikipedia.org
The third oldest Catholic Church in Philadelphia is St. Augustine, with the current building dating to 1847/1848, built to replace a chuck built in 1801, but with plans starting in 1796.
That church is maybe a five minute walk from Independence Hall.
Incidentally, the original St. Augustine Church was burned down in 1844 in nativist anti-Catholic riots, with money provided by the City of Philadelphia after a lawsuit.
That church founded the St. Augustine Academy, that later became Villanova University, which the new Pope attended.
This church also housed a bell cast to replace the cracked Liberty Bell.
en.m.wikipedia.org
All these churches still exist, and still have active congregations.
it's really boring until the terrible ending
no death penalty
The catholic church is pro death penalty.
One pope's opinion doesn't change that.
open borders
high taxes/social welfare
reducing carbon emissions
This isn't catholic teaching... stop spreading lies.
Also
electing another latino pope
Yea, this thing is cooked. I'm going to popesplain so hard even to the point actual popesplainers lose their faith