Two tickets for Sinners, Anon?, But you're only coming by yourself!

You'll never get past the armed guards. Last time I tried they shot me in the leg and dragged me to the popcorn mines.

If they're gonna charge double the price then I'm gonna stick around afterward and walk into the next room/movie showing for my double header.

AI will force 100% human-made movies to skyrocket in price since they will cost more to make and the market for them will shrink due to the flood of AI-assisted films. It'll do to film production what factories did to craftsmen and smithies. You'll still be able to see 100% human made films, it'll just cost big.

Should be three. That way singletons have to cover the empty seats either side of them, unless they're up against the wall (like they deserve).

Who are you??! Where the fuck is Robert?!? ROBERT ROBERT WHERE ARE YOU IM SCARED WHERE ARE YOU

implying they can be bothered to employ ushers

Last time I went to the cinema there was one guy at the candy bar and that's it. If I hadn't already bought the ticket online I easily could have just walked into any movie I wanted for free.

i pay £1 to see screenings in a hipster independent cinema (actually a nice local/heritage venue to be fair).

everyone is quiet, even if it's full. they show new releases AND random old films, new remasters, that sort of thing.

it's great.

the university hipster cinema here in the midswest is like $12 a ticket and that's not even for the fancy armchair theater. when i went for the bob dylan with my girlfriend i had to sit next to some overweight geezer with copd who sounded like he needed to call 911 for a respiratory episode. fuck i hate being an american

the other ticket is for you

gottem

Boy I sure do love toy story

a body made for bedrooms

I love cute black women so much it's unreal

Don't colleges have dress codes that their students have to abide by?

Dumb bitch they’re both for me. I like to spread out and it also keeps anyone from sitting next to me.

lol. Oh wait are you serious?

Mine does half priced tickets on Tuesday and they are $6. $30 would include snacks for two.

No.

tights? a skirt? cleavage?

i agree anon it's ridiculous. bring back petticoats. scandalous, this.

3 more weeks.

When I went to university '02-'07, people dressed normally. I don't remember seeing a single girl dressed like a slut there. Almost all of them wore jeans and a t-shirt. Granted, I studied engineering so there weren't that many girls in my classes, but sometimes I ventured into other parts of the university and I don't remember seeing any scantily dressed bimbos anywhere.

My first year at community college there was a stripper in one of my classes and holy shit she was hot. I could tell she was a stripper before she even opened her mouth.

Yooo she finna jockey my chicken fr tho

go and tell her you dont like her outfit, fag

yeah, you're kicked out if you wear shorts

O h dear

i need the seat next to me for a heater you keep the theater too damn cold

lanilust

this is how the average black woman would look if we didn’t have the civil rights movement in the 60s

democrats are the real racists summer hype!!! who else has their wallets open for BASED single mothers

Don't colleges have dress codes that their students have to abide by?

implying even middleschools have enforceable dress codes anymore

Colleges haven't been able to control how students dress in any substantial way in over 20 years. When was the last time you were in/worked at a school?

I would shoot ropes upon ropes of hot sticky sperm into this curvy afro goddess

1 (You) in the next 5 minutes and I see Sinners

they're admitting it, now?

and for that reason, I'm out.

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