I can freeze time but I still got to work at the grocery store to make money

He didn't freeze time, he just spaced out fantasizing in real time. He's lucky he didn't get fired taking a 10 minute break, just standing there looking lobotomized, every time a fuckable piece walked by.

time is frozen!

all this lights are still on and beaming photons

electricity is still working, hence the lights are on

but no this camera can not convert those photons to a digital image!

thats not how the hypothetical works faggot

implying you wouldn't do the same

move slightly

the frozen photons and energies rips through your cells turning you into a cancerous puddle on the floor

You still need to declare even the stuff you stole

pause time

Can't see because light isn't entering your eyes

spooky blurry fellow time-stopper

never gets explained

what do you mean declare? nobody would ever know i have a bunch of expensive shit in my house

if this is the movie I'm thinking of it got review bombed by used up old hags because it had too many attractive girls

This lol

all matter stops metabolizing, thus the motion required for experience is terminated

You would instantly freeze to death and suffocate

stop time

brain functions cease

can't unstop time

entire universe frozen, forever

soz lads.

Possibly, however every movement during the freeze would be captured in an instant which would just look like a big blur on a single frame of the playback.

anons believe 'photos' 'travel'

light is a luminiferous aether. it is omnipresent: it doesn't 'depend' on your 'eyes' you nutters

Exlain the double slit experiment then fag

Anon, we have on record you saying you have "a bunch of expensive shit in your house" but your declared income is $0. Care to explain?

Young falsified the results.

im not roleplaying with you right now you weird gay faggot. im discussing a hypothetical that is obviously impossible in real life

Of your paternity test yeah

taxmen come to your house

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

drop them in the designated state goon woodchipper, burn the biomass, clean up

Soushite toki wa ugoki desu

keep on chilling

time frozen, you can't breathe and die

Freeze time and alter work records,irs papers,etc. Never get caught.

Or just steal a billion dollars and buy a island outside of its jurisdiction

How do you think they got Al Capone dumbass?

So every thief gets caught like Al capone? What else are you hallucinating?

I thought that stopping time was just his delusion.
Turned out there's other guy who can do it.
I thought "finally, the movie is going to be great".
Only for it never mentioned again.
Fuck this film.

"all right feds, i'll confess: if you look at the surveillance footage, you'll see i 'teleported'. actually, i have magical time-stopping powers. please consider all the available evidence and let's see where it goes in court."

Why would they have that on record
That can't and won't ever know

you might like Jumper (supposedly not as good as the book or whatever, but it's fun)

messes with him for no reason

stops messing with him for no reason

Where do you think you are right now?

pointless nudity the movie

That's not how freezing time powers work. It freezes everything but you. You exist concurrently.

The ancient Greek poem that it's based on is actually better than the book and movie

What movie, so I can avoid it?

That's not how freezing time powers work. It freezes everything but you. You exist concurrently

Freeze frame from 2019 I think

If you can freeze time does that mean the entire universe would have to stop? This guy in a supermarket copping a feel would have power even over distant galaxies billions of lightyears away?

i knew a drug dealer who was supposed to be unemployed, then one day he had a shiny new car.

not the brightest move and that is what got him caught.

I wish I could psychically dox anyone I interact with online or irl or in photos. I'd be like those psychic crime solvers using photos to find people except 100% real, and in my spare time I would scare the absolute fuck out of anons for a laugh.

sounds like some jealous baby got red in the face and narked

You effectively exist in a separate dimension. Vibration is how existence happens, pausing it would render the world invisible to your senses because there is no data being communicated to them. Everything required for orientation, all the forces pressing against the body, disappear. You would likely explode.

Yeah, that's what it means. He stops the rotation of the planet too and just gets instantly thrown into a wall (at 1k miles per hour) and dies instantly when he stops time

This except also get a photo of their face and penis so I can post it in reply.

I would use it to position people in horribly disgusting poses that are hard to get out of. All of them naked, of course.
Make it appear as a strange mystical event taking place around the world. Maybe it would convince more people to be good.

Clockstoppers just had their tech speed up the user to the point that time seemed to stand still, much more scientifically feasible although clearly certain laws of physics are being suspended.

See this post you're reading right now responding to you is where I would post the cropped pic of your hairline that I magically generated with my powers

Honestly, after making myself wealthy and a few other (((errands))), I would go to the grocery store and take off everyones clothes. Just to see what would happen. I guess I would have to be naked too, otherwise I'd stand out. Then I'd hit the same grocery store with the same move the next week, just keep it going until I got bored. Then I'd wait until some big politician was doing a rally to be president, and do it to them. I'd pick whoever was in the lead. Then I'd go to the losers rally, wait until they are about to say a word that starts with 'N' and put a tape recorder with one utterance of Nigger ready to play in an AI imitation of their voice, then of course refreeze after it plays to swipe the recorder back. This would be an experiment mostly. What is worse for a political career, naked on live TV or to casually say nigger in a speech like its no big deal? I have a hunch that saying nigger would actually boost their ratings, which is why I do that for the loser

They definitely would have murdered their friend on the turntables

Imagine standing behind someone in the mirror and then right when they react freezing time and leaving like you're a ghost haunting them

Reverse Image Lookup (2011)

Besides rape and honking boobies and such, what >fun things would you do if you could freeze time?

Me? I'd get some sort of hotted up, completely blacked out car, and start the mother of all polices chases, ending with me pulling into a small shack/garage in the middle of a desert, then freezing time and driving home, and unfreezing again once I'm safe.
So the cops are all surrounding this little shack with the door closed, every angle is covered, eventually they break in, but then wow the car and driver are simply not there, now everyone is confused, nobody watching at home understands what happened, people are thinking about hidden elevators, literal ghost cars, etc. I just want to fuck with everybody basically.
Maybe I'd become the world's greatest magician too.

people next door are a little too loud

stand over them in the dark while they're sleeping and heavy breathe like Dano Riddler until they notice and then disappear

only do it on nights when they were loud until it stops or they move

pay taxes

freeze time

steal tax money back

Good thinking anon

FREEZE

enter anon's mom's house

go into the basement

gag from the smell

see anon at computer

hasn't moved for days

he has fully erect penis

whopping 2 inches

place male cabbage patch doll on his penis

take picture

put on his mom's dresser with unhinged ransom note stating I have much more where that came from

UNFREEZE
What now faggot? Ur gay! hahahaha

Put on scary mask, naked otherwise

Wait until they get in shower

Appear with them in shower as they are putting in shampoo

Disappear as soon as they see me

Those rowdy niggers would move the same night

:(

FREEZE

go to your doctor appointment

Right as you unzip for your wound exam I resew your penis back on

UNFREEZE
You will never be a woman! hahahaha

If you'd freeze time you'd be frozen too. You just move faster than everyone else, thats just it

This is, partially, a good idea.
I'd freeze time and go to every house in the country looking for anons on Anon Babble in that moment. What I do when I find one depends on what they're posting or browsing in the moment. Ponies? Horse dildo in butt, no lube. Dog threads on Anon Babble? Dog dildo in butt, no lube, fully inserted.

doing something in public

somebody is 0.001% rude to me

FREEZE

frame them for something bad enough to ruin their life

Trying too hard

You could do pretty much anything at that point, good or bad. The problem with big gestures, though, is that they would draw the government's attention to you. And sooner or later, they would gather some X-files team whose sole goal would be to figure out what the fuck is going on, who are you, and how to stop you. So, I guess it's either to keep having fun low-key or running away for the rest of your life.

FREEZE

learn how to move houses

freeze time

take someone's house while they're at work

unfreeze time

they come home, freak out, start making phonecalls, etc

when they have their back turned i freeze time, put the house back, clean up, etc

unfreeze time

they see the house and feel insane

How would it work then?

go to the highway

freeze time

put everyone's car in reverse

unfreeze

Concurrently

freeze time

pull down a guys pants

suck him off til near completion

unfreeze time

he blows his load on whoever he's talking to

Wagie gives me old, stale tendies

Freeze time, take wagie to nearby Walmart

Place him in the girl's toy isle, naked, in a masturbation stance(Obviously remove all children from the area)

Place all nearby moms and the biggest baddest looking dude I can find in isle with him

Based

freeze time

put a bunch of kittens on the news desk

unfreeze time

How does the guy get an erection if time is frozen? His blood isn't even circulating

shit on the mcdonalds bathroom floor

"oohhh jannieeeeee"

wait until he finishes

another shit

You constantly pause and unpause time in-between strokes or sucks until he is erect. Duh. Fucking retard. Don't you know about time freezing abilities?

you're supposed to do things you wouldn't normally do

Oh yeah..

I'd order a happy meal freeze time and switch out the toy they gave me for one I want.

Hey /LPBG/ fren!

That's just dumb

someone didn't watch clockstoppers

Oh yeah well we'll see who's dumb when I suck your dick

How did Wonka not think of this? The whole contest could have been compromised!

What would you use time stop powers for?

Hard mode: You have to shout TIME... STOP! every time you use them

Just steal money while you stop time and that's it. It must be one of the easiest powers to live comfortably. Mind control too.

So it would just seem like a normal blowjob from their perspective

Getting rid of every shitskin and liberal in the world to create a utopia

I can shout it into a pillow right?

anon I can freeze time I ain't running anywhere a casual stroll would be more accurate

cute transgirl blinking out of existence every half second while slobbering on your cock

normal

His entire ability stems from his desire to freeze time to appreciate the beauty in what would normally be a fleeting moment. So he'll spend ages doing art while time has frozen, but it also lets him delay unpleasant experiences, like when he gets into an argument with his girlfriend and understands that as soon as the argument ends, she will leave him, so he just freezes time to keep it from happening.
I started watching the movie just for the tits, but it actually turned out to be a pretty solid movie.

No you have to really mean it or the time gods won't let you and infact if you try to hide it or do it quiet they might make you shit yourself instead

if you can freeze time it doesn't matter if you have to shout it out first, how is that hard mode?

Yeah, I'm Australian and I'm really lucky and have won the lottery a few times.

breathing exercises and/or running away, from the social humiliation of yelling "TIME....STOP!"

they make you shit yourself

I can stop time??!

shout TIME... STOP!

now-pantiless women in vicinity turn to stare at you

she blinked during the timestop rape scene and you could hear her subtly moan under her breath when he shot his seed deep into her fertile womb, 0/10 unwatchable

Time control, especially the ability to freeze it though completely breaks physics. You'd no longer be able to see as photons would not move, you wouldn't be able to breathe as air would not move (which would also render you unable to movie), and assuming you could move, the sudden vacuum you created everywhere you went would probably cause massive explosions as the cavitation collapses.

Is there ever a situation where you dont shove a dildo in their butt

how are they going to see you blinking out of existence if you have to unfreeze time while you suck them off? They wouldn't see you blink out

all of you would use it constantly and suddenly you'll be way older than everybody else

youtube.com/watch?v=u5QAxVB58ms

shout TIME... STOP!

When you unfreeze time a couple of young black women sitting nearby point at you, whisper between themselves and giggle

If he's screaming face down into a pillow for time to stop, he probably means it

The safest way to use it is to stop time in your house, do your things and then return to your house to make time return to normal.
there's no way they'll discover you

I would use my time stopping powers to take a big doo doo in this guys computer

youtube.com/watch?v=DVyBG_aNFLE
FUCK I DIDN'T FUCKIGN THINK ABOUT THE COCKSUCKING FUCKING TIME GODS AGGGGHHHHH NIGGGGGEEERRRRR

I'd have to go to the washroom a couple times

Honestly if I could freeze time I would just spend my whole life killing every kike on the planet.

The DJ subplot for this movie sucked, but I still enjoyed the film over-all.

you shout it long before hand, you can freeze time you can shout it anywhere you'd like and then go to the place you want

I'm not singling you out, this goes for everyone making posts like yours. can you stop being a 105iq reddit science retard? just accept that time stop powers necessitates you existing in a different dimension when it's activated

That goes without saying, we're talking about what to do next

You exist concurrently. It's like nothing happened to anyone else but you can do whatever. Then the timelines merge.

Nope, mind control is the ultimate low key superpower. Think about it. All ypu eant in life is either stuff from other people or people. You can get anything you want if you are able to manipulate minds like Professor X, including eliminating all your enwmies by making them like you. Its the ultimate super power people sleep on.

Fuck the strength of superman. You can make people give you their stuff and make your enemies love you. You dont have to do anything physically.

Just pretend you're arguing with your wide, be like WE'RE NOT GOING, I DON'T HAVE TIME. STOP!

He discovers there's another person that is not stopped when he stops time. This actually never goes anywhere. It's a very loose adaptation of Nicholson Baker's Fermata, in the sense that the protagonists of each story never rape the women and simply undress them to admire their bodies.

ZA WARUDO

crust busted by a shiny red helmet

Epic xD

explain how being able to fly and being invisible is not fun with your genius understanding of physics.

ERMMMMM ACTULY ACCORDING TO NEIL SMOKE DA GRASS TYSON...

No one cares faggot

can I shout "TIMESTOP" really super quick? or do I have to include the pause like you wrote like "TIME.......STOP!"

somebody kills you by accident

quick, let me change his mind and make him like me, wait, what? how is that useful? ACK

and you're dead.

Bazinga!

That Don Hertzfeldt opening will never not bum me the fuck out.

sequentially, not concurrently.

Immortality is the best superpower, because you have infinite time to accomplish anything, including becoming astronomically wealthy, after which you can do anything you want.

Being able to fly would be rad, and be way more useful than stopping time. Honestly outside of criminal activity or defense, freezing time is kind of a useless super power. Flying however would be useful as fuck. Especially if you can fly at higher speeds. Put on some goggles and a tough jacket and blast around. No more wasting time in traffic during the commute for me!

go to a casino

win until they kick me out

go to the next one

win until they kick me out

fly to every casino on the planet

win until they kick me out

get millions

get security somewhere along the lines to not get killed by a casino owner or somebody else

won all the money fair and square

declare it all to the irs and have no problems

BTW within a few years of stopping time eventually you'd age significantly more than everybody else you know, which would give it away or at the very least look weird.

Poos blow up the planet because of a border dispute

Spend the next millennia alone on a rock in space

outside of criminal activity or defense, freezing time is kind of a useless super power

Same goes for invisibility.

you don't waste time in traffic if you can time stop you dipshit, you see the term "wasting time" is irrelevant for because wait for it...you can stop time

Invisibility is better than stopping time IMO for gr4pe, because it's no fun grp4ing a woman who can't even lubricate, let alone move.

no you don't age during timestop because time has stopped

Immortality requires you to also have the ability to be smart enough to amass a fortune, be social, create a new identity and blend in which is why the NEETs on here dislike it

Being immortal would basically exempt you from law though because even if they sentence you to prison there's no way they can realistically hold you forever. So you could just take over the planet and subjugate the poos.

Except for (You), in which case you do age.

Millie Bobby Brown is a timestopper.

The thing about stopping time though is do you age during the time stop

Nope you don't age, I decided

That's not how it works. Time is frozen. Your just able to interact with things. You wouldn't age during a freeze. You could read 1000 books and stuff and unfreeze and you wouldn't age. You exist concurrently.

If you freeze time then vehicles stop working, so you'd have to walk everywhere, and if my commute already takes me an hour at least to get somewhere on the highway, then why the fuck would I want to spend even longer walking it? And if you still age while time is frozen then that's just fucking me over even more. The only reason I'd take the ability to stop or at least slow time, is so that I could party or do whatever I want with my free time right until I'd normally need to wake up for work, freeze time, sleep as long as I need/want, then go about my normal work day.

it's already more in the realm of magical and fantastical than sci-fi, so let's say that you won't age

It would be way cooler if you dont age, effectively becoming near immortal. Someone asks you a question? Oh let me think on that.... TIME STOP

Time isn't frozen for you though now is it you dumb cunt

Based
Niggers,Muslims,chinks,gays,leftists,race traitors

Id put brothers and sisters in a kissing position, just to see if they automatically follow through when I unfreeze time.

As a social experiment, naturally.

it is how it works in that example, you don't exist concurrently. bart and millhouse get old as shit and finally fix the time stopping machine. keep seething though

steal fuck huge tv from Best Buy

anon we have it on record

no you fucking don’t shutup

Locks you in a vault

Submerges it in the ocean

Enjoy faggot!

effectively becoming near immortal.

are you never unstopping time? nobody said that you don't age when time moves normally, so you would still live an average lifespan, you people are really dumb.

They invented airplanes some time ago.
Anyone has that superpower now.

Being immortal makes all of those things easier though. If you're immortal, then your timeline for amassing wealth becomes infinitely longer, until the point where currency may not even be relevant any more, at which point who gives a shit? And immortality would immediately allow you to remove basically all inhibitions.

are you dumb? what a stupid, boring post. we're talking about timestopping here can you post something fun in the future cheers

turn back time

start de-aging faster than everyone else

Simpsons

Faggot detected. Also in that scenario it's a machine and not an inherent ability.

Airplanes are limited to location and pathways though. How does getting on a plane help me when I need to drive an hour and a half to get to the airport and the plane doesn't land anywhere near where I need to go? Also the financial aspect. Being able to fly myself would let me travel and live wherever I want.

okay, why would no government care about a person being 130 years old and not looking like it? they would just lock you up, that's why the other guy talked about new identities, you need to be smart etc.
this isn't your kindergarten playgroup anymore, shouting your favorite superpower and having no idea how it would work is YOUR problem, because you're retarded. Having thought about this for a little bit and explaining it is way more fun than just crying like you do whenever somebody slightly criticizes your retarded posts.

kill yourself and leave Anon Babble if you can't handle that.

Dude why would you work if you have the power to steal everyone's crypto wallets?

Time rewind is a different power than time stop. Just like time fast-forward is.

How would you amass wealth? At some point you need a new identity because you can't live at the same address as the same person for 100+ years you would need to create new identities and a way to legally transfer your wealth and with time you would need to learn new languages and adapt to new environments and never draw too much attention to yourself because you don't want people to know you're immortal

i know, your imaginary faggot time stopping ability with your mongoloid rules is irrelevant here.

be the wealthiest, most powerful person on the planet

don't let that happen

lmfao

twin brothers

one has the power to freeze time, the other has the power to unfreeze it

Could this work?

are you dumb? what a stupid, boring post. we're talking about immortality here can you post something fun in the future cheers

make that
ZA WARUDO
and i'll take it

How can he unfreeze time if he's frozen?

ZA WARUDO

No. How could the other unfreeze it if he's frozen in time? He wouldn't even know that time has been frozen

He wears a sweater to stay warm

Are there nude tits in the movie and can I see pictures of them?

You have to shout TIME... STOP!

Just record that once and make it ultrasound—no one except for animals and some women wouldn't hear.

You're assuming you have to hide your identity. Going public with the ability to live forever would be the smartest move. Firstly you go into something that brings you A LOT of attention, like acting or politics or whatever, this helps keep you in people's consciousness, which helps you with the next part, co-operating with scientists who would want to try to replicate your longevity, willingly giving them access you blood and expendable tissue could possibly be enough, then everyone is immortal and we could focus on what is REALLY important. Conquering the universe!

What movie?

Megalopolis (2024)

Are there nude tits in the movie

yes

can I see pictures of them?

no. fucking sick of Keeley Hazell, still. every lads mag was wall-to-wall "corrr, look at her, isn't she propa fit!" they never gave it a fucking rest.
i hope all pictures of her tits get deleted.

Yes because once you're immortal apparently no one would take an interest and they surely wouldn't abduct you and experiment on you to make themselves immortal, surely no one will question the 85-year-old who looks 25, surely the government at no point will wonder why this guy in his 80s looks 25 if you want to just talk about an entirely fantasy setting having no grounding in reality why not wish yourself as the immortal God-King of the universe who can time travel, fly and all the attractive women have sex with you then

anon you either have autism or some psychological disorder, or worse you might just be that boring. do you seriously need me to explain to you why this post is stupid?

best power is hiros from heroes, he controls time and space, he can teleport slow time stop time move back and forward in time, thats what you want

yes and no, the time you spend while time stops is still time for you, so from the outside you live and age normally but you you could've spent a century learning literally every science, the moment you encounter something you don't understand you stop time and learn about it then start it up again with full knowledge, essentially its god tier intellect

Heres the problem with being immortal.
Over a long enough timeline your chance of being trapped or pinned or burried alive through accident approaches 1.
Like you're on the Titanic II, some heavy piece of furniture pins you down, and you sink with the ship. A normal person can at least have some comfort in knowing it ends when they die.
Immortal man is stuck at the bottom of the ocean for 800 years waiting for the ship to corrode and disintigrate so you can swim back to the surface.

Actively wanting to reduce the number of images of bare tits in the world.

this retard thinks that you're immortal because you don't age when you stop time

embarrassing, kys

ROAD ROLLER DA! @_@

Sounds like a JAV movie plot

sandman explores this with the immortals its one of their fears so they are constantly setting up caches of wealth safe house etc around the world, keep bodyguards around that sort of thing, but being trapped does happen to them and its their biggest fear

>be the wealthiest, most powerful person on the planet

so this is what you actually want and not immortality, say that instead then, dumbass.

thats why you set up new identities as you are aging out of your current one

if your aging was paused when you time stopped and you never unstopped time, you would be biologically immortal.

but why would you do that

that's not the point. you would be immortal. seethe, cope, kys

Do they corner the market on that? I know few American companies were trying.

Please don't be silly in the time manipulation hypothetical/thought experiment thread.

Which requires intelligence, being social, wealth and more so it's harder to maintain a life being immortal than just being able to stop time

If I could stop time the only time I’d unpause it is when raping the women I brought to my rape dungeon.

League of Extraordinary gentleman was cool *IMO* I dun care if others thought it was laem.

I freeze time and walk away, your response?

you have all the time in the world to get it right, fuck up in one life do better in the next one, you should read sandman it deals with this exact problem

Give me immortality and I'll decide what I want.

how hard is it to google 'movie time stop'. Didn't know the title, now I know, won't tell you though.

become a doctor

work for 100 years

invest in land, gold, stocks, etc

sit back and watch it grow

if you loose it go back to work for 100 years and start again

Most non-spastics could easily get enough wealth to be comfy in 2 lifetimes

This is why being public about your immortality is a good thing, because it keeps people constantly curious about your location. People get lost all the fucking time and usually only people close to them and the local authorities notice, but if Tom Cruise suddenly disappeared then everyone would be constantly wondering where he went.
Also immortality has to be paired with something else like the ability to fully regenerate in order to be truly immortal, and if that's the case then everything is a matter of patience. So long as some part of you, no matter how small is able to move, then you can never be trapped permanently, just rub some part of yourself against the surface and eventually you'll wear the thing trapping you away. You're already doing it now. Look at your desk and you'll probably be able to see where your arms have worn away the finished a little, or the same on the floor where you walk frequently, or where your clothes have started to wear thin. Anything that cannot regenerate is your eventual bitch.

I bought chainlink

your meltdown has been hilarious, keep going schizo.

based

I’d systematically murder every single non-white, non-Christian, and leftist. I’d only spare some of the hot women for me to have sex with. I’d spare the Japanese and maybe the South Koreans too. I don’t care how long it’d take me to exterminate them, I’d have all the time in the world.

kek I'm now imagining that power in their hands of a supreme uber christian who refuses to use it in any nefarious way whatsoever until he starts to crack and the audience can go in a wild trip as he unveils a whole new personality due to sheer power he now possess. Could be fun.

Fren <(^-^<) can we make it other animals too? Kittens an puppers seem to get all the love what about birds or polecats|ferrets? Or lizards

invest $100

freeze time for 1 million years

unfreeze

collect earnings

I'll just take immortality, the ability to freeze time, ultimate power over humanity, being the richest man forever, omiscience, being omnipotent, mind control the power to teleport and the power to timetravel instead of just being immortal.
LMAO, losers.

There's no rules for how it works because it has no basis in reality.

Logically if you could freeze time then you'd suffocate because oxygen molecules couldn't move through the air into your lungs.

I like the way you think

become immortal

have to work a minimum wage job for 300 years because of the economy

I just want this dude's power so I can defeat the FF. There's no way you can job against them with this set of abilities on your hand, this dude is fucking retarded and I would prove that.

you're still not rich, a billionaire figures out that you're immortal, captures you and forces you to be a janitor for all eternity.

Youre mad because your mind are incapable of rendering such observation and taking away a rational possibility from it. why? because youre a dumb monkey that cannot think or function normally as human, as seen on your own post in here

Stopping time is a metaphor for his imagination. He's not actually undressing those women, he's imagining what they look like naked.

the problem with being super skrull is your still a skrull the niggers of marvel

Money is self-attracting. The more of it you have the faster you will accrue it, so being able to temporarily (or indefinitely) stop spending money on a usual necessity like food, and maybe even heating would allow you to save faster.

is there so much cash near you? everyone buys all their stuff digitally nowadays.

no he's actually stopping time its a whimsical fairy tale deal with it

>spooky blurry fellow time-stopper

>never gets explained

lol. you're underestimating controlling the fourth dimension. you're basically god if you wouldnt age as well, which is another time control mechanism.

freeze space

call it "freezing time"

I’d just tell someone in the government I’m immortal, prove it, and then agree to become a hit man for whoever they wanted me to kill in exchange for billions of dollars.

i like dragon ball z time stop powers, you need to hold your breath and you're a fat little alien who can't hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds, you can never improve it. now those are some fun limitations

Wrong

they just capture you instead and do experiments on you. forever.

can't belive no-one has thought of this yet spend all your time fucking with one person

it was me james that time the salt shaker lid was loose and you spilled it everywhere me james all me!

time control is the most overpowered superpower

Someone shoots you in the head when you aren't looking, what now?

Pic related. I found you. This guy's powers are proof that
Stan Lee and Jack Kirby had access to too much cocaine back in the day.

basically god

you're on the sidewalk

car crashes into you out of nowhere

dead

'''you're basically god'''

lmao

inb4 I would've just stopped time and moved out of the way

you wouldn't have. check mate.

Immortality is the best superpower

Great, being cursed to never go to heaven

Well officer, your left nipple is larger than your right one and you have a tattoo of Elton John on your left butt cheek. Care to explain?

take your meds

the niggers of marvel

I thought they were the klyntars or even the brood.

Hypothetically speaking, how would sex work?
If you were to freeze time and insert your meat inside a (consenting) frozen lady:
Wouldn't it be like moving inside concrete?

good morning, sar, how are is your mind is your mind or are your mind? saar, good english. your are mind saar. on your own post here, saar.

your mind are

LMAO

kill yourself, esl

brother and i loved this movie

No

Just hold your breath :)

violent entitled constantly sperging about how we wuz kangs, no its the skrull

no u

why are we speaking hypothetically? it's clearly real.

consenting

fag

Not for you

How about the superpower to have a happy life?

That's why invisibility is better in that particular regard.

When he stops time at the party he's clean shaven, when he eventually starts it again he has grown stubble. This shows that the time stop is actually happening.

take your meds

Sounds comfy :3

How stupid do you have to be to request immortality instead of optional death?

hypothetically speaking about this completely unrealistic and fictional thing: stopping time

all the smartest people in the world found this thread.

Yeah including you

This is science fiction not fantasy

and for the last time ITT I'll bring up Sandman, thats how it works for the immortals every so often Death shows up and asks if they've had enough

what about wakandans?

honesty they are more like omans extremely weathly isolationists

gets encased in led tomb underground forever

Infinite paradise, eh?

Rewinding time is what you're after. Groundhog's day style. Rewind multiple times until you know enough about the girl and get enough chances to convince her to have sex.

Why does the tomb have LEDs?

doesn't yours?

That would require being honest to myself and actively acting on bettering my life, so it's impossible.

Late night parties ^^ why else do you think they cant find nefertiti an others?

Wouldn't it be nice to have the superpower to attract or summon really enjoyable company?

What? How would you even do that?

It's called an iphone chud

It's called being rich, you doofus.

Sex havers is it really worth it or is fapping better?

But it gives me all that jav ficks.
Not that I dislike them.

Keeleh-hazel is her name or something, 2006 movie.

You niggerfaggots made me start watching this movie. So far no non-whites, which is surprising for a bong movie. This would be considered a "dangerous" incel movie today.
But they fucked up with having the protag be actually attractive, can't buy that this guy wouldn't get another gf in a week max.

I hate zoomers so much its unreal

just googled the boobie scenes and he's some retard who wants to draw nude women, the fuck? retarded movie.

Why would you steal money when you could steal anything that you want. IRS can't detect any anomaly if there's no paper trail.

plants evidence

You forgot you're dealing with glowniggers.

Cash is still king retard

is it okay if i pay for this meal/hotel room/prostitute with rubies?

Which is why time rewind is better than timestop.
You can make money through gambling and stock market.

tried reading sandman and the artstyle is horrendous, story isn't any good either.
congrats on nailing that part about immortals, I guess

Movie name?

Cashback

every thief gets caught by the irs, it's known. it just happens every day.

Cumming raw inside pussy feels amazing. Sex with condom, however, is literally worse than masturbation.

That's why you do it slowly. Then you use it to steal smaller physical assets and petty cash.

I’d only get it if I could have complete control over time as a concept, like being able to choose timelines, rewrite them, erase the ones I don’t like, make sure time phases everything but me, as well as being able to stop time

the art style changed their are 6 artists depending on the arc, the final arc unfortunately sucks ass this one tho is amazing

Imagine being this much of a goycattle towards Jewish nonsense like fiat currency. I hate Nixon so goddamn much.

Well maybe not timestop as per say, but what about making a temporary time axis perpendicular to the normal one?
Either that is classic timestop but with a metaphysical body that moves instead of a physical one which could then extend to other superpowers as well.

Cashback.
However there are two verison of Cashback, the orignal 2004 version which was a 18 minute short and the 2006 version which was a full lenght movie but it added pubes to the nude scene for censorship.

Learn new languages.

why are American comic book artist so bad at drawing things?

let's just plaster random shadows everywhere

embarrassing how bad they are

What's the point of being able to stop time if you can't physically interact? At that point you're just talking about astral projecting.

get locked in a concrete box buried underground

forced to live in the void for all eternity

no guarantee the heat death of the universe will even kill you

that would just not happen, I would just tell everyone and everyone would love me for it or make me a cool hitman, especially governments,
read the thread.

Euros pretending outside of stuff like Tintin and Asterix an Obelisk they have something comparable to Jack Kirby et all OwO

You're an idiot.

as per say

I think you wrote that wrong on accident it's

with purr seigh

that's how you spell it and se it.

yea I thought so, I wasn't going to say but here we are, I find jap comics awful seriously terrible, that issue was published mid 90s and is an example of excellent art work and use of color and framing, its a funeral its suppose to my creatures of myth walking across the sky its perfect. Nothing about that is random its planned meticulously. Still each to their own, and having said all that current comics no matter if from the west or asia suck fucking ass in the arts department

but what about something else

rent free and obsessed.
can't defend it, huh? glad that we agree that it's shit.

The point is to avoid the limitations pointed out earlier and astral projection in of itself doesn't entail stopping time, so this would be a special case of it. And if you don't like it, you could still go with the temporary second time axis thing instead.

its a funeral its suppose to my creatures of myth walking across the sky its perfect.

you cannot even form a coherent sentence. stopped reading there, please kill yourself.

you have no taste

no u

no it makes perfect sense if you understood the context you do not, as you are esl I get that sentences more complex then

the cat jumped over the moon

confuses and angers you

no esl buddy and I really mean this, no u

i know, only the smartest people constantly write its instead of it's and write incoherent babble like

its suppose to my creatures of myth walking across the sky

you need a really high iq to write this and understand it.

no u

its suppose to my creatures of myth walking across the sky

lmao
kys, esl

its suppose to my creatures of

oh no no no no no

you are easily impressed by simple words like entropy, huh? embarrassing for you.

yes in context it makes sense the "my" was intentional, I debated for moment not doing it but I was curious if you would get it or have a typical esl sperg out, looks like its the latter. Just like the imgs posted, my post was thought out and planned to illicit one of 2 responses, you choose the esl one confirming what I thought you were.

What?

you are quick to dismiss something you don't understand aren't you? we are talking about the art not the text, which is also very good.

he speaks perfect english, esl

I owe blockbuster a late fee for this movie, sorry blockbuster!

lol not that anon but why are you so triggered by a comma or lack thereof?

are we talking about the same thing? seems to me that you people talk about dying and being born again. and others mean one lifetime and never dying.

the only wrong thing about that sentence is a comma

LMAO
NTA
kill yourself.

no they set up a new life and set up a 'death' for their old one, they might even come back 50-80years later as the son or grandson. Its still the same person the whole time they aren't dfying and reincarnating, they just anticipate that people are going to get sus about this guy that doesn't age. So they set up a new life somewhere else.

Oh no no no, you can't be serious.
keeek
Ur dumb as shit, bro

the only wrong thing

I never said that you really are esl aren't you, is that why you are so triggered?

I'd put everyone in a residential complex in the wrong apartment, mix up couples and families so everyone ends up with someone new. Swap people's clothes or positions (like swap prisoner and cop for example). Freeze time as the president is making a speech and put some rando there instead in front of the press to see how they react.
There's this guy at work that sneezes like twice an hour, I'd freeze time every time he sneezes in the office and bring him outside so he thinks sneezing in the office teleports him outside.

Take a buncha dogs from all over and suddenly drop them in random places.

Being able to stop time is the greatest power ever if you just like messing with people

you are a shitty namefag nothing you say has any weight at all, shut the fuck up faggot

this whole thing started because one schizo couldn't handle when some guy shat on sandman, he's triggered as fuck!
FACT!!

namefag has an opinion

keep seething, bro, or is it yet another anon?
nta, right?
pffft, kill yourself. you're triggered, because somebody made fun of sandman, stay mad
I'm not that anon by the way.

even worse namefag has an opinion lmfao you are a joke m8

sure you aren't namefag, you are an embarrassment to yourself and this board, kys

i was only pretending to be retarded

you got him good, bro.
I do this all the time as well, but you will always be the biggest retard everywhere, intentionally or not.

if you can control and read minds, interacting with other people becomes meaningless. I'd be miserable, I'd rather take timestop anyday.

Also if you don't know who to mind control it's useless against your enemies, especially if one has timestop he'd just timestop a few miles away and you'd die before you could bust out your mind control. Timestop can get you out of pretty much anything but mindcontrol only works on humans and at best some intelligent animals.

keep samefagging, sandman fag, you got him good, bro.

at that point it makes more sense to choose teleportation, flying is like the inferior version of that power

I expected you to get triggered and have a sperg out I was hoping you weren't an esl schizo but then disappointment is a part of life.

you're the smartest guy ever and totally owned him there, dude. you're so cool.

Teleporting is riskier though. You could teleport into a wall, or the ground, or another person.

sure thing namefag, now watch you crawl into a little hole for a few days because you know everyone laughs at you

yea I thought so, I wasn't going to say but here we are, I find jap comics awful seriously terrible, that issue was published mid 90s and is an example of excellent art work and use of color and framing, its a funeral its suppose to my creatures of myth walking across the sky its perfect. Nothing about that is random its planned meticulously. Still each to their own, and having said all that current comics no matter if from the west or asia suck fucking ass in the arts department

this has to be one of the bestly written posts on Anon Babble. wow, so eloquently put

what a fucking waste of time. there's one (1) nude scene like this in the whole movie then an unfunny british version of Employee of the Month for 90% of the rest of the run time. the lead love interest doesn't even get a nude scene.

doubt it but I'm sure smarter then the namefags, thanks.

Oh, the secretive bucks.

Well done. You exposed him. Its makes even more sense without context

namefag keeps trying to have an opinion

lol you are so pathetic literally everything you post is worthless trash.

No, you still have to declare. Not many people know this, but you still gotta declare if you found a penny on the ground and kept it.

Just reality warping so I can live my own fantasies while at the same time making me unaware of being in control of such fantasies so I can just "it was all a dream bro relax" when I die and then jump in another reality.

it truly was

n-no u-u

you were already called out ages ago,keep going, it's been hilarious so far.

sure thing esl, keep coping

as long as you only teleport into things within eyesight it's relatively safe. But yeah that's a huge self-imposed limit and I can totally see myself teleporting into a wall because I was too lazy to walk to a place I could see Walmart from. If you determine a safe TP point in advance it could make for a great getaway tool and once you're rich enough you can just buy apartments in every major city to use the TP as a form of quick-travel.

Sandman is well written and well drawn is my opinion and I just posted and according to you this is opinion is worthless trash, glad that we agree, I also think that you shouldn't kill yourself, this means that you should kill yourself.

I'm trans by the way.

yu posted my quote while trying to be sarcastic, I don't care about your opinion one way or the other, even if you agree with me, You are a cringy namefag, but hey at least you aren't as cringy as CTM so you have that going for you.

no thats craig and ctm, but thanks for trying to pretend to be me and proving my point even further

Split the difference and use portals.

time stop

everything goes dark unless youre moving

useless

Finished watching. Thought it was going to be a le European artsy movie, but it ended up being a just a romcom.

Confirmed modern fairy tale: "Once upon a time", etc.

But nice flick, I appreciated that the only non-white character was an extra in the background.

5/10

So you’re stop time to steal money to put in your bank account so you can buy things with debit/credit so that the IRS keeps track of your transactions? Are you retarded?

Id just start exploring random buildings. I always wondered as a kid how the inside of an interesting house i came across looked like, what fourniture was inside, etc. Look into every nook and crany, all across the world. And not just homes n shit, but id also go into womens changing rooms and looking at their tits.
Apart from the other shit that I wont say because this site is infected with 3 letter agencies

Man if I could timestop I'd never use my own money ever again. I'd live like a king. I'd have a harem of bitches that worship me like a god and my own soda machine that has every flavor of big red on the market.

So the occupant can't sleep properly, driving them insane with sleep deprivation.